DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/18/2012    Duedate: 05/01/2012

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-689

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HELRAZOR
GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-7120) [20-11-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              FLAP JACK
                               ALL JACKED UP II (616)
                               (21-7438) [3-3-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRASS SEED                     BULOUS
TOOL SHED (592)                THE BOWLS (610)
(21-6923) [17-18-0,77]         (21-7354) [6-5-1,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GRIM FANDANGO (454)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OMINOUS REIGN (584)         76
2. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         55      THE BOWLS (610)
3. THE RED BLADES (578)        52      Unchartered Team
4. MORE COWBELL (611)          49
5. THE BOWLS (610)             38      ALL JACKED UP II (616)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       50  30  5 62.5   1/ 4 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      10  4 0
 2/ 3 THE BOWLS (610)           40  30  5 57.1   2/ 1 THE BOWLS (610)           9  6 3
 3/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      434 328 20 57.0   3/ 6*ALL JACKED UP II (616)    9  6 2
 4- 4 DEATH MOB 4 (567)        128  98  5 56.6   4/ 5 THE RED BLADES (578)      9  6 1
 5- 5 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        31  24  5 56.4   5/ 7 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        8  5 0
 6/ 6 DEVIATION (593)          129 103  8 55.6   6/13 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       7  6 1
 7/ 0 TOOL SHED (592)           89  75  1 54.3   7/ 2 THE BLUES (601)           7  7 0
 8/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      710 602 30 54.1   8/ 8 DEVIATION (593)           7  8 0
 9/ 8 OMINOUS REIGN (584)      174 158 11 52.4   9/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       6  8 0
10/ 9 THE BLUES (601)           64  64  2 50.0  10/ 9 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      5 10 0
11/10 THE RED BLADES (578)     164 169  5 49.2  11-10 DEATH MOB 4 (567)         4  1 0
12/11 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      74  85  2 46.5  12/11*IRON RAGE II (618)        4 11 2
13/14 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       186 217 12 46.2  13-14*DAGGERS DEEP (590)        3  0 0
14/12*ALL JACKED UP II (616)    16  19  2 45.7  14/17 KANO CLAN (106)           3  3 0
15/16 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       44  54  0 44.9  15/ 0*MORE COWBELL (611)        2  2 0
16/15 KANO CLAN (106)          351 436 22 44.6  16/ 0 TOOL SHED (592)           2  3 0
17/19 DARK OVERLORDS (612)      63 115  9 35.4  17-15 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       1  1 0
18/13*IRON RAGE II (618)         7  13  2 35.0  18/20 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20*DAGGERS DEEP (590)         4   9  0 30.8  19-12 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        1  4 0
20/ 0*CELESTIAL WRATH (579)      7  17  3 29.2  20/18 DARK OVERLORDS (612)      1  5 0
21/ 0*MORE COWBELL (611)         3  12  0 20.0  21/ 0*CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 699): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 581): ROBOT CHICKEN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 676): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 700): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 695): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 703): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 688): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 689): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 687): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 654): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 587): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 279): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 272): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 533): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 581): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 699): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 581): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 704): GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 676): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 700): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 695): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 703): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 688): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 689): NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 688): THE BOWLS (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 654): MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 636): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 587): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 279): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 272): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 533): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 581) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
              (turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 676): RAIGHNALL of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 686): WALLI WEEBLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
                   (turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
                           DEAD MAN WALKING of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     What up, citizens and fellow gladiators of Sunset??  This, the sparkling blood-
red jewel of the Delarquan Federation!  One of the most hip, happenin' arenas around!
At least it was until I said that, maybe...ah well!  With this damned ink, quill, and
parchment I can't very well erase it, can I?  The Old Man says just use the backspace
key, but I'm like 'what the hell are you even talking about?'  In any case...
     I find myself sitting atop the ranks of our most fearsome and impressive arena,
despite losing my title fight to the outgoing Duelmaster and my longtime friend and
ally, Walli Weeble!  Walli, it was a good fight at any rate, we gave the fans
something to cheer about!  Just wish my damn sword would quit breaking.  Been
happening a lot lately, need to have a little talk with the arena blacksmith!
     The big question in the here and now is, just who the blazes will actually show
up to fight next turn?  Honestly I have no idea.  I understand the need to tourney
time and all that rot, but the general feeling at our guildhouse is, if yer gonna
fight, then fight.  Show up every turn with a full squad almost always, draw some
steel and come dance!  That said, we've got great respect for the managers fielding
warriors at the top of the arena, Mannequin in particular, and I think he'll be
showing up this turn to try to take this seat from me.  A rematch with Whirled Peace
would be a crowd pleaser, no doubt, and I've a score to settle there.  But, I think
I'll take my chances with the young basher showing back up and see if she's got what
it takes.  So, my challenge goes to Beulla Ballbreaker.  I'll be sure to wear my cup.
     With a little luck, one more turn up here may do it for me, and then immortality
awaits!  Keeping my fingers and my steels crossed!  Blades up, Sunset!

Helrazor
Duelmaster of Sunset

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to SUNSET once again!  Woof!  THE BOWLS were a bunch of dogs after 
GRIM FANDANGO got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 1st!  Hmmmph!  I always 
thought LUDUS MAGNUS was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 0-0-0!  Up 'n 
down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  
Well, OMINOUS REIGN's 6th moved them up to 5-0-1 place.  Some people say I ramble too 
much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well THE RED 
BLADES moved up 1, to 4th.  What's with RAZE?  He actually beat TOOL SHED's MITER 
BOX, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at GRIM 
FANDANGO while they watched RAZE clobber MITER BOX.  He lost 26 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  SLEDGEHEAD was reminded on the sands 
why HELRAZOR is Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
SUNSET thinks OMINOUS REIGN and their 174-158-11 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  The bums at DEVIATION couldn't face the challenges from OMINOUS 
REIGN!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged 
warrior, COLD SHOT!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  BELL 
of OMINOUS REIGN knows how to pick 'em.  She challenged CRIXUS of BLOOD AND SAND who 
is up by 22.  Now was this a wise move?  BELL perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing 
as she bested CRIXUS and ended up with 64 recognition points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  MAN-O-WAR looked pretty sick and surprised when he 
learned DARK OVERLORDS is sending him to the Dark Arena!  Whadd'he expect with a 
5-8-0?  Yeah, yeah, INSPIRE killed JACK THA RIPPA, who was "too young to die."  Well, 
it was a fighter, and that's what you have to face.  We all knew it had to happen 
sooner or later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 9-13-0, and DUST easily took 
care of RHASKOS.  JACK THA RIPPA larned its lesson (INSPIRE taught it well), and we 
right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any OMINOUS REIGN members with the same gusto. 
Someone told BULOUS that THE RED BLADES never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy 
kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  ELDROND was plum wore out 
after XIAN LIN pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  IRON RAGE II'll have to get a 
little better before going after XIAN LIN again!  Someone told THOR that DEVIATION 
never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is 
right sorry.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good 
skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELRAZOR 7120                20  11  0   108       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAZE 7227                    13   8  0   108       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-CHOCOLATE THERAPY 6994        9   3  1   104       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
-BEULLA BALLBREAKER 6708      13   6  1   101       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
 SLEDGEHEAD 6956              18  16  1    97       TOOL SHED (592)
-WHIRLED PEACE 6984           14   9  0    97       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 COLD SHOT 7282                9   7  0    95       THE BLUES (601)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL 7197    17   6  0    89       DEVIATION (593)
 GITCHIGOOMIE 7251            10   6  0    89       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 BRUNO SQUALL 7017            18  19  0    88       THE RED BLADES (578)
-TERRE HAUTE 4522             20  14  0    84       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 MITER BOX 6961               19  13  0    83       TOOL SHED (592)
 FISH 7279                    11   4  1    81       THE BOWLS (610)
-BLACK LOTUS 6709             10   9  1    81       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
-MINAMI TORI 7077             16   7  0    80       KANO CLAN (106)
 TIMOTH 7328                  15  17  5    79       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 BULOUS 7354                   6   5  1    78       THE BOWLS (610)
 GRASS SEED 6923              17  18  0    77       TOOL SHED (592)
 PIETROS 7137                 16  14  1    73       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 AUNT TILLA-THE NUN 7256       8  10  1    69       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BATWAMBA 7118                15  17  0    68       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-METARU HEI 7058              17   6  0    67       KANO CLAN (106)
 SPOONFUL 7346                 9   4  0    67       THE BLUES (601)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LENNY SPARK 7160             11   9  0    66       THE RED BLADES (578)
 HOOSIER DADDY 7129           14  16  0    65       DEVIATION (593)
 INSPIRE 7219                 11   8  1    65       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 CRIXUS 7100                  14  18  0    64       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BELL 7258                     9   6  0    64       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 LUPUS MAJOR 7146             14  15  2    59       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MUSUBU KIN 7143              10  11  0    59       KANO CLAN (106)
 WHEELBARROW 7130             12   6  0    58       TOOL SHED (592)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAGAN 7201                   14  10  0    56       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 MY SWORD AND SAVIOR 7150     14  13  0    55       DEVIATION (593)
 SHIRLEY ISLAND 7455           4   2  1    52       THE RED BLADES (578)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAPLE 7301                    9   3  2    51       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 DUST 7353                     7   4  1    50       THE BOWLS (610)
-TRIUMPHUS 7262                5   6  3    46       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-GALINA 7463                   4   0  0    44       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
-TITUS 7264                    7   4  0    43       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-CLUSTERFLUFF 7173             5   7  1    43       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 BEASTLY SMURF 7479            4   1  0    41       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281     10   5  0    40       DEVIATION (593)
-GWENHYVAR 7305                6   4  1    39       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 MANUTE JR. 7299               7   5  0    38       THE BOWLS (610)
 FLAP JACK 7438                3   3  0    38       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-CRESCENS 7261                 8   3  0    37       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-PRISCUS 7263                  6   5  1    36       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 XIAN LIN 7204                 7   9  1    35       KANO CLAN (106)
 OBSTAKUL 7473                 5   0  0    34       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUESTIONA 7372                5   4  1    29       THE BOWLS (610)
 LAVERN TEMPLE 7359            5   2  0    29       THE RED BLADES (578)
-THAR 7347                     4   3  1    29       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 L9W DOG 7022                  2   2  0    27       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 MIME BOGGLING 7379            2   4  0    27       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BRUNHILDA 7365                3   3  0    26       DARK OVERLORDS (612)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LYNCE 7116                    2   1  0    23       DAGGERS DEEP (590)
 STILETTO 7465                 2   4  0    23       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 EDGE 7485                     2   0  0    22       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 TANK EWE 7478                 4   1  0    21       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 THOR 7431                     2   2  1    21       IRON RAGE II (618)
-DRUFF THE HAMMER 6887         1   2  0    21       DAGGERS DEEP (590)
 HONEY BADGER 7295             1   0  0    21       MORE COWBELL (611)
 PHILLIPS HEAD 7269            4   2  0    20       TOOL SHED (592)
 ELDROND 7433                  3   1  1    20       IRON RAGE II (618)
 ALPHA SMURF 7495              1   1  0    20       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 SON OF SOL 6756               3   2  2    19       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 DOOR MAN 7464                 3   3  0    18       THE BLUES (601)
 JACK AND COKE 7459            3   2  0    18       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 WAMBASU THE BOLD 7439         2   5  0    18       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD 7293       1   0  0    17       MORE COWBELL (611)
-GRYYK 6888                    1   2  0    16       DAGGERS DEEP (590)
-UTHRED 7496                   1   0  0    14       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
 MICKEY O'RION 6752            2   3  1    13       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 EVNMOR BLAK 7493              1   1  0    10       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 RITA POOLE 7505               1   0  0    10       THE RED BLADES (578)
 PSYCHOMATIC 7502              1   0  0    10       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 DEIMOS MARSDEN 6762           1   3  0     9       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 FREDDIE MERCURY 6753          1   4  0     7       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 APOLLO 7435                   1   3  0     7       IRON RAGE II (618)
 RAYLOS 7432                   1   3  0     6       IRON RAGE II (618)
 KERZA 7484                    1   3  0     6       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BOLOGNA PONY 7403             1   2  0     5       MORE COWBELL (611)
 LOKI 7434                     0   4  0     4       IRON RAGE II (618)
-KORUNDOS 7477                 0   3  0     3       DEATH MOB 4 (567)
-ABYLL 6889                    0   2  0     2       DAGGERS DEEP (590)
 OZADANWIN 7500                0   1  0     1       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SLAYER OF NAZGULS 7501        0   1  0     1       DEVIATION (593)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK IN THE BOX 7398    3  4 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 SHIRLEY ISLAND 7455   689   
JACK RUBY 7399          3  4 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 QUESTIONA 7372        689   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK THA RIPPA 7400     4  3 2 ALL JACKED UP II 616 INSPIRE 7219          689   
SMURF LIGHTNING 7284    9  4 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     PIETROS 7137          686  REVENGED
RHASKOS 7221            9 13 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   DUST 7353             689   
MAN-O-WAR 7313          5  9 0 DARK OVERLORDS 612   DARK CHAMPION         689  NONE
SIN OF SENSATION 7497   0  1 0 DEVIATION 593        THOR 7431             688  JUST REVENGED
NUNMOR BLAK 7437        2  2 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    TRIUMPHUS 7262        686  REVENGED
MEGANE ORO 7494         1  1 0 KANO CLAN 106        ELDROND 7433          688  JUST REVENGED
RUTUBA 7265             5  6 1 LUDUS MAGNUS 608     JACK THA RIPPA 7400   687   
DAISY PUSHER 7476       0  2 0 MORE COWBELL 611     BLACK ORC             689  NONE
FEATHER 7178            9 10 1 OMINOUS REIGN 584    JACK THA RIPPA 7400   688  JUST REVENGED
TOO BLUE 7504           0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        DARK CHAMPION         689  NONE
UGLY 7503               0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        DARK CHAMPION         689  NONE
CHARITY SPRINGS 7302    5  4 0 THE RED BLADES 578   BULOUS 7354           688  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cold Shot -- I'll be needing some of that Theraflu it seems. -- TisTheSeason2Blethal

Raze -- You're making it harder for Mr. Marma Duke to keep me around! (gulp) --
Hoosier Daddy

Shirley Island -- Unfortunate matchup for you my novice friend. -- My Sword and
Savior

Dust -- I sneezed and you were gone.  You could have hung around longer! -- Dirtywork
Scapegoat

Thor -- That's what I get for sinning! -- Ghost of Sin of Sensation

Archelf -- I'm doin my part.  Kinda have to live up to the name. -- Jack the Ripper

Beastly Smurf -- You're sayin I'm sweet and sooooo yummy?  What kind of a Smurf are
you? -- Flap Jack

     Right!  You should be sweet and Smurfalicious! -- NAIEI

Helrazor -- Doesn't it feel a bit cheap when you lose the fight and then back onto
the throne?  Hopefully you can prove that you deserve it this time.  I suspect you
do, but a fight with me isn't the thing to prove it.  Go raze some hell. -- Lord
Protector Walli Weeble

Tank Ewe -- The name says it all. -- Wambasu

Maple -- A win!  Those have been hard to find recently.  Much appreciated. --
Batwamba

Manute Jr -- Oh yeah, that one felt good.  Put some meat on those bones, perhaps that
would help? -- Lupus

Bruno Squall -- I think with the right strategy I can win that fight.  That was not
the right strategy.  Dang. -- Gitchigoomie

Red Blades -- Apologies on the death of Charity Springs.  We'll be awaiting the blood
feud. -- F.E. Bowl

Rhaskos -- Can't believe I got the jump on you! -- Fish

Lupus Major -- Yeowch!  What a random matchup.  If you're gonna beat me up, knock me
down in the rankings some so that I'm not fighting guys that have 15 more fights than
me! -- Manute Jr.

Dirtywork Scapegoat -- I think I'm the goat in this fight. -- Dust

Flap Jack -- Nice one, you beat me like a Drum! -- Questiona

DM Helrazor -- Lucky bastard, you lose, don't have the most recognition points and
yet you STILL wind up with the throne because of a lazy LU and BA. -- Ben's Bazaar

The Bowls -- Congrats on current top team. - Ben's Bazaar

Pietros -- You are free, as long as you stop killing our guys. -- Ben's Bazaar

Pietros -- Go say 3 hail Marys and then you can have your toys back. -- Aunt Tilla--
The Nun

Wambasu The Bold -- One hit!?!  Really?! -- Tank Ewe

Arenamaster -- One hit?!  Really?!  I am a tank!  I can take more than one hit!
Wambasu is not using heat rounds or SABO rounds!  That was not a  look of pain!  I
was trying not to fart in your direction!  Sheesh!!! -- Tank Ewe

Jack Ruby -- It's mind boggling, eh. -- Mime Boggling

Jack and Coke -- Really?  You name your shields? -- Beastly Smurf

Edge -- and I thought I was living on the edge, congrats on your win. -- Alpha Smurf

DM Helrazor -- Congrats on the throne. -- Ben's Bazaar
P.S.  (Lucky Bastard)

Trial and Error -- Welcome Back! -- Bill the Bard and The Red Blades

Gitchigoomie -- That was quite an interesting fight.  I can see how you got your
success. -- Bruno

Bulous -- I though Charity would get the best of that based on Lavern's fight with
him a while back.  Looking pretty strong now.  I'll see if I can figure out how to
give you a few losses. -- Bill the Bard

     What generosity!

Bell -- There's at least one thing I do well and it won me that fight.  I bet I take
a loss to Inspire this turn to remind me of the things I don't do so well. -- Lenny

MS&S -- I thought I might get lucky for a moment or two, but you're way out of my
league. -- Shirley Island

Stiletto -- Too bad you can't fight that Obtaskul guy. -- Lavern
P.S.  Stik must like you.  You got a much cooler name than most of your team.

Helrazor -- You're going to get some grief, but way to go bagging the big chair.
That's all gravy, man. -- Bill the Bard

My PAs for Arvat last turn may just have been sent late or I sent them here.  Enjoy!
-- Bill the Bard

Jack -- I keep looking at that fight and thinking nice job.  Now if all your fights
are like that then you'll have one sicky there. -- Archelf

Lenny -- Another great teacher. -- Bell

Bat -- Hey, ain't you supposed to be somewhere else? -- Maple Goop

     In a belfry?

Dagan -- Nice fight.  Was entertaining at least. -- Inspire

Jack the Ripper -- Looks like I'm up. -- Inspire

Alpha Smurf -- It's a good thing I can hit you.  Seems as though even alpha's lose.
Lucky me. -- Edge

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAN-O-WAR was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAISY PUSHER was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
UGLY was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
TOO BLUE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRUNO SQUALL defeated BULOUS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
HOOSIER DADDY won victory over THOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
INSPIRE delivered the death blow upon JACK THA RIPPA in a 1 minute competition.
XIAN LIN savagely defeated ELDROND in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner Bloodfeud melee.
DUST narrowly killed RHASKOS in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
GITCHIGOOMIE overpowered AUNT TILLA-THE NUN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LUPUS MAJOR was overpowered by PIETROS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BELL devastated CRIXUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MAPLE savagely defeated MANUTE JR. in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge match.
LENNY SPARK viciously subdued DAGAN in a popular 1 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
OBSTAKUL luckily beat MIME BOGGLING in a action packed 4 minute Challenge struggle.
JACK IN THE BOX was executed by SHIRLEY ISLAND in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
QUESTIONA butchered JACK RUBY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
STILETTO demolished KERZA in a tiresome 6 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
LAVERN TEMPLE overcame WAMBASU THE BOLD in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
TANK EWE luckily beat DOOR MAN in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EVNMOR BLAK was overpowered by EDGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
HELRAZOR unbelievably bested SLEDGEHEAD in a 1 minute veteran's Title contest.
MITER BOX was overpowered by RAZE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TIMOTH lost to VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute fight.
SPOONFUL was savagely defeated by FISH in a action packed 2 minute brutal match.
COLD SHOT vanquished BATWAMBA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GRASS SEED was handily defeated by TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MY SWORD AND SAVIOR was savagely defeated by MUSUBU KIN in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
WHEELBARROW viciously subdued DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT in a tiresome 22 minute fight.
FLAP JACK savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal fight.
SON OF SOL was overpowered by BEASTLY SMURF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ALPHA SMURF demolished LOKI in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BRUNHILDA defeated MICKEY O'RION in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
L9W DOG demolished BOLOGNA PONY in a action packed 5 minute gory one-sided struggle.
PHILLIPS HEAD subdued APOLLO in a 1 minute match.
RAYLOS was overcome by AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD in a 2 minute match.
JACK AND COKE unbelievably bested DEIMOS MARSDEN in a 7 minute novice's bout.
FREDDIE MERCURY was vanquished by HONEY BADGER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PSYCHOMATIC demolished OZADANWIN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SLAYER OF NAZGULS was overpowered by RITA POOLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  36 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK    61 -  54 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  32 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        26 -  27 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  21 -  1      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  45 -  4      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   60 -  77 -  8      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  29 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  13 -  1      24  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  9         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      HELRAZOR 7120              20  11  0  108 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
STRIKING ATTACK  RAZE 7227                  13   8  0  108 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
BASHING ATTACK   SLEDGEHEAD 6956            18  16  1   97 TOOL SHED (592)
LUNGING ATTACK   COLD SHOT 7282              9   7  0   95 THE BLUES (601)
AIMED BLOW       TISTHESEASON2BLETHAL 7197  17   6  0   89 DEVIATION (593)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MITER BOX 6961             19  13  0   83 TOOL SHED (592)
WALL OF STEEL    PIETROS 7137               16  14  1   73 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
TOTAL PARRY      SPOONFUL 7346               9   4  0   67 THE BLUES (601)
SLASHING ATTACK  BEASTLY SMURF 7479          4   1  0   41 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRASS SEED 6923.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BULOUS 7354.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAPLE 7301, L9W DOG 7022, 
MIME BOGGLING 7379, DOOR MAN 7464, RHASKOS 7221, FISH 7279, DUST 7353, LENNY SPARK 
7160, TIMOTH 7328, and MUSUBU KIN 7143.

The least popular fighter this week was WHEELBARROW 7130.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281, KERZA 7484, JACK AND COKE 7459, 
STILETTO 7465, SLAYER OF NAZGULS 7501, OZADANWIN 7500, FREDDIE MERCURY 6753, BOLOGNA 
PONY 7403, LOKI 7434, and SON OF SOL 6756.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HELRAZOR (21-7120) GRIM FANDANGO (454)