DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/16/2012    Duedate: 05/29/2012

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-691

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAZE
GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-7227) [15-8-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RAZE                           FLAP JACK
GRIM FANDANGO (454)            ALL JACKED UP II (616)
(21-7227) [15-8-0,122]         (21-7438) [4-4-0,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRASS SEED                     MY SWORD AND SAVIOR
TOOL SHED (592)                DEVIATION (593)
(21-6923) [18-19-0,81]         (21-7150) [16-13-0,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GRIM FANDANGO (454)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (593)             61
2. THE BLUES (601)             50      BRANDY HALL (515)
3. WORLD BLADES (621)          44      Unchartered Team
4. OMINOUS REIGN (584)         44
5. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         40      ALL JACKED UP II (616)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BRANDY HALL (515)         12   4  0 75.0   1/ 2 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      11  4 0
 2/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      440 332 20 57.0   2/ 1 THE RED BLADES (578)      9  6 2
 3/ 2 THE BOWLS (610)           45  35  5 56.3   3/ 9 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       9  6 1
 4/ 4 DEVIATION (593)          136 106  8 56.2   4/ 7 TOOL SHED (592)           9  6 1
 5/ 5 TOOL SHED (592)           96  78  2 55.2   5/ 8 DEVIATION (593)           9  6 0
 6/ 6 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        33  27  5 55.0   6/ 3 THE BOWLS (610)           8  7 2
 7/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      717 605 30 54.2   7/ 4*ALL JACKED UP II (616)    8  7 0
 8/ 8 LORDS OF CHAOS (619)      40  35  7 53.3   8/ 5 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       7  8 0
 9/ 9 OMINOUS REIGN (584)      178 164 11 52.0   9/ 6 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        6  9 0
10/11 THE BLUES (601)           68  70  2 49.3  10/10 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      6  9 0
11/10 THE RED BLADES (578)     168 175  6 49.0  11/11 THE BLUES (601)           5 10 0
12/12*ALL JACKED UP II (616)    22  23  2 48.9  12/13 KANO CLAN (106)           4  4 0
13/13 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      79  90  2 46.7  13/20*CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     3 11 1
14/14 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       189 224 12 45.8  14/12*IRON RAGE II (618)        3 12 1
15-15 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       44  54  0 44.9  15/15 LORDS OF CHAOS (619)      2  0 0
16/16 KANO CLAN (106)          353 440 22 44.5  16/16 BRANDY HALL (515)         2  0 0
17-18 DARK OVERLORDS (612)      63 118  9 34.8  17-14*MORE COWBELL (611)        2  2 0
18/17*IRON RAGE II (618)        10  20  3 33.3  18/18 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19*CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     10  24  4 29.4  19-17 TRIAL & ERROR (408)       1  0 0
20/ 0*WORLD BLADES (621)         1   3  0 25.0  20/ 0*WORLD BLADES (621)        1  3 0
21-20*MORE COWBELL (611)         3  12  0 20.0  21-19 DARK OVERLORDS (612)      1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 583): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 705): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 691): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOLL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 656): BEEF of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 638): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 583): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 705): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 691): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 656): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 638): DELVERS (Harby or Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 589): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                            PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOLL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
               (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Nice, I brought my halberd along this time and look where it got me.  Thanks,
Helrazor.
     Well well, look where I am now.  And to think I was a throw-away basher because
Leprechaun was sick of making strikers.  Now I am not only his first grad out of the
notorious Sunset, but his first basher to graduate.  Wipe that astonishment off your
face, Little Green One, and realize my accomplishments for you.
     Here I am:  17-6-12-17-9-12-11.  Poor endurance, great damage.  +4 init and +4
parry (huh?).  I leave with Masters in attack and init, an Adex in dec and an Ex in
parry.  Lep always gave me a halberd to do my dirty work but what he didn't know was
that my secret passion was to be a Total Parry!  And my real favorite weapon was the
battering ram Large Shield!
     Lep laughs now and says "Go total parry your butt in a night fight.  See how you
like that one." 

Take care and good luck to all.

-- Sledge

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt SUNSET will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the difference, 
as THE RED BLADES is pushed out of top team by GRIM FANDANGO, who came from 2nd with 
a 3-2-0 this turn.  CELESTIAL WRATH stable has parlayed this turn's 2-3-1 into a 7 
space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 13th place.  Good work, guys!  
The DEVIATION guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  
You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, LUPUS MAJOR fought 
MITER BOX and gained 27 points and contributed to NOMADIC TRIBE's 3-2-0.  MITER BOX 
has lost to LUPUS MAJOR, falling 14 points, while helping make TOOL SHED a 2-3-1 
turn.  This week's Duelmaster bout was between DARK CHAMPION and our Duelmaster 
SLEDGEHEAD, making a Dark Arena Challenge.  Defending his title for another turn, 
SLEDGEHEAD kept DARK ARENA's warrior, DARK CHAMPION, from claiming the throne.  Tell 
me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that Wildlife 
Unlimited uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the DEVIATION stable 
was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on SUNSET, what are you afraid of?  And 
avoiding DEVIATION more than any other team we find NOMADIC TRIBE.  SUNSET, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
MIME BOGGLING from BEN'S BAZAAR was SUNSET's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  SLEDGEHEAD must have surprised TOOL 
SHED this turn, after they sent him to the Dark Arena, but the Dark Arena couldn't 
hold him!  A farewell moment, if you please, HOOSIER DADDY of DEVIATION has been sent 
to the Dark Arena, and was carried out on his shield.  THE BOWLS made what looks to 
be a tough decision this turn, as they sent MANUTE JR., with a record of 7-6-0, to 
MANUTE JR. death.  Farewell, his.  Congratulations go out to DEVIATION, with 
DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT revenging a bloodfeud against BRUNO SQUALL of THE RED BLADES.  A 
brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the 
fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in SUNSET and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAZE 7227                    15   8  0   122       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIETROS 7137                 18  14  1    98       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 LUPUS MAJOR 7146             16  15  2    96       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 COLD SHOT 7282               10   8  0    91       THE BLUES (601)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GITCHIGOOMIE 7251            11   7  0    88       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 FISH 7279                    12   5  1    85       THE BOWLS (610)
-TERRE HAUTE 4522             20  14  0    84       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 GRASS SEED 6923              18  19  0    81       TOOL SHED (592)
 MITER BOX 6961               20  14  0    80       TOOL SHED (592)
-MINAMI TORI 7077             16   7  0    80       KANO CLAN (106)
 CRIXUS 7100                  15  19  0    80       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BRUNO SQUALL 7017            19  20  1    78       THE RED BLADES (578)
 BULOUS 7354                   7   6  1    78       THE BOWLS (610)
 SARADOC 5987                 11   4  0    77       BRANDY HALL (515)
 MY SWORD AND SAVIOR 7150     16  13  0    76       DEVIATION (593)
 BATWAMBA 7118                16  18  0    73       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SPOONFUL 7346                10   5  0    73       THE BLUES (601)
-TIMOTH 7328                  15  18  5    72       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 BELL 7258                    10   7  0    72       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-METARU HEI 7058              17   6  0    67       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281     12   5  0    66       DEVIATION (593)
 DAGAN 7201                   15  11  0    65       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 SHIRLEY ISLAND 7455           5   3  1    64       THE RED BLADES (578)
 DUST 7353                     8   5  1    62       THE BOWLS (610)
 WHEELBARROW 7130             13   7  0    58       TOOL SHED (592)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INSPIRE 7219                 12   9  1    55       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-TRIUMPHUS 7262                5   7  3    52       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 LENNY SPARK 7160             11  11  0    51       THE RED BLADES (578)
 BEASTLY SMURF 7479            5   2  0    48       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 OBSTAKUL 7473                 7   0  0    47       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 DOOR MAN 7464                 5   3  0    46       THE BLUES (601)
 MUSUBU KIN 7143              10  13  0    45       KANO CLAN (106)
-CRESCENS 7261                 9   3  0    45       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 QUESTIONA 7372                7   4  1    44       THE BOWLS (610)
 XIAN LIN 7204                 8  10  1    42       KANO CLAN (106)
-TITUS 7264                    7   5  0    40       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-GWENHYVAR 7305                6   4  1    39       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 MAPLE 7301                    9   5  2    38       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 FLAP JACK 7438                4   4  0    37       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 MIME BOGGLING 7379            3   5  0    36       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RITA POOLE 7505               3   0  0    33       THE RED BLADES (578)
 MICKEY O'RION 6752            3   4  2    32       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK AND COKE 7459            4   3  0    31       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-PRISCUS 7263                  6   6  1    30       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 ELDROND 7433                  5   1  1    29       IRON RAGE II (618)
-THAR 7347                     4   3  1    29       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 EVNMOR BLAK 7493              3   1  0    28       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-L9W DOG 7022                  2   2  0    27       TRIAL & ERROR (408)
 PHILLIPS HEAD 7269            6   2  0    26       TOOL SHED (592)
 EDGE 7485                     3   1  0    26       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 TANK EWE 7478                 5   2  0    24       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRUNHILDA 7365                3   4  0    22       DARK OVERLORDS (612)
 LAVERN TEMPLE 7359            5   4  0    21       THE RED BLADES (578)
 SON OF SOL 6756               4   3  2    21       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 PSYCHOMATIC 7502              2   1  0    21       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-HONEY BADGER 7295             1   0  0    21       MORE COWBELL (611)
 JACK OF ALL TRADES 7508       2   0  0    20       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 SLAYER OF NAZGULS 7501        2   1  0    20       DEVIATION (593)
 MOURNBLADE 7441               2   0  0    18       LORDS OF CHAOS (619)
-AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD 7293       1   0  0    17       MORE COWBELL (611)
 ALPHA SMURF 7495              1   3  0    16       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 WAMBASU THE BOLD 7439         3   6  0    15       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 PHOENIX 7489                  1   0  0    12       WORLD BLADES (621)
 BLACK JACK 7506               1   1  0    12       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 THOR 7431                     2   4  1    11       IRON RAGE II (618)
 RAYLOS 7432                   2   4  1    11       IRON RAGE II (618)
 DEVOLVED EVOLUTION 7519       1   0  0    11       DEVIATION (593)
-GORBADOC 5985                 1   0  0    11       BRANDY HALL (515)
 LIL' JACK HORNER 7507         1   1  0    11       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 KERZA 7484                    2   4  0    10       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 OZADANWIN 7500                1   2  0    10       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 FREDDIE MERCURY 6753          1   6  0     9       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 DEIMOS MARSDEN 6762           1   5  0     8       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 PARIS 7490                    0   1  0     7       WORLD BLADES (621)
 THRAEY 7515                   1   0  0     6       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-BOLOGNA PONY 7403             1   2  0     5       MORE COWBELL (611)
 NICK SEAFORT 7513             1   1  0     4       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 MOUMAE JIRO 7499              1   1  0     4       KANO CLAN (106)
 BRIDGE OF SIGHS 7517          0   1  0     1       THE BLUES (601)
 HE BE GB'S 7518               0   1  0     1       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 KINDRED 7520                  0   1  0     1       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-GRAHLUK 7445                  0   1  0     1       LORDS OF CHAOS (619)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK IN THE BOX 7398    3  4 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 SHIRLEY ISLAND 7455   689   
JACK RUBY 7399          3  4 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 QUESTIONA 7372        689   
JACK THA RIPPA 7400     4  3 2 ALL JACKED UP II 616 INSPIRE 7219          689  REVENGED
PRACTICE DUMMY 7510     0  2 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   STONE GOLEM           691  NONE
RHASKOS 7221            9 13 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   DUST 7353             689   
EILONWY 7514            0  1 0 DARK OVERLORDS 612   RAYLOS 7432           690   
HOOSIER DADDY 7129     14 18 0 DEVIATION 593        WURM KIN              691  NONE
SIN OF SENSATION 7497   0  1 0 DEVIATION 593        THOR 7431             688  REVENGED
TISTHESEASON2BLE 7197  17  7 0 DEVIATION 593        BRUNO SQUALL 7017     690  JUST REVENGED
STILETTO 7465           3  5 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    MICKEY O'RION 6752    691   
APOLLO 7435             1  5 0 IRON RAGE II 618     SPYMASTER             691  NONE
LOKI 7434               0  6 0 IRON RAGE II 618     QUICKSILVER           691  NONE
MEGANE ORO 7494         1  1 0 KANO CLAN 106        ELDROND 7433          688  REVENGED
FEATHER 7178            9 10 1 OMINOUS REIGN 584    JACK THA RIPPA 7400   688  REVENGED
CYAN 7516               0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        ARENAMASTER HART      691  NONE
MANUTE JR. 7299         7  7 0 THE BOWLS 610        ARENAMASTER HART      691  NONE
CHARITY SPRINGS 7302    5  4 0 THE RED BLADES 578   BULOUS 7354           688  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7488                0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 621     ARENAMASTER HART      691  NONE
ORLANDO 7487            0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 621     DARK CHAMPION         691  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

RIP TisTheSeason2bLethal (13-4-6-15-15-10-21), you will be missed and your death will
be avenged! -- Marma Duke

Bruno Squall -- Yes, I died in a fight that was of my making.  I didn't expect such
bloodlust from you however! -- Ghost of TisTheSeason2bLethal

Hoosier Daddy -- It's time to fight at night, my old friend.  You haven't been making
the grade at all this year! -- Marma Duke

Mime Boggling -- A valiant and inspirational effort, my neophyte friend. -- My Sword
and Savior

Manute Jr. -- I surely wasn't expecting a challenge from you!  That was
interesting.... - Dirtywork Scapegoat

Ozadanwin -- Thank you... please visit again soon! -- Slayer of Nazguls

Red Blades -- And, the kills take it.  Nice three-turn, well played and slayed! --
Grim Fandango

DM/LP Sledgehead -- Yep, you were right, that halbard is a bee-yatch!! -- LP Helrazor

Triumphus -- Sitting out a couple turns didn't absolve you of the blood of our
guildhouse on your hands.  Be lucky you're still above ground yourself. -- Raze

Alpha Smurf -- I'm guessing you're a pretty smart dude, but you should know to never
show up to a knife fight with just your fists...better luck next time, not. --
Stiletto

All Jacked Up -- Ouch, those are (were) some good ones.  But, you kill some, you get
killed some....that the way it be.  Good luck with the new recruits! -- Stik

Jack and Coke -- You're right, you were up and that's about all you did.  I was
expecting you and scum like you.  At least it was fun watching you fall down three
times before I did! -- Bell

Beastiality Smurf -- Booo... -- Maple

Black Jack -- Dang, looks like all I had was a 16. -- Edge

Rita -- Nice.  My manager tells me the Poole name has had some hard times in the
past.  Good luck on skills as you seem to have. -- Psycho

Evnmor Blak -- Well, it looked like my style was to be fast till I met Black Jack.
Maybe you should try again.  It could have been a fluke. -- Edge

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLEDGEHEAD butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HOOSIER DADDY was dispatched by WURM KIN in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
MANUTE JR. was assassinated by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
APOLLO was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
LOKI was dealt death by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PRACTICE DUMMY was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ORLANDO was killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was easily killed by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CYAN was easily killed by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LENNY SPARK was vanquished by BULOUS in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT outlasted BRUNO SQUALL in a dull 19 minute gory Bloodfeud duel.
JACK AND COKE was defeated by QUESTIONA in a 2 minute Bloodfeud match.
DUST was viciously subdued by SARADOC in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
BATWAMBA was demolished by PIETROS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
COLD SHOT subdued CRIXUS in a popular 2 minute master's Challenge match.
GITCHIGOOMIE handily defeated GRASS SEED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
SHIRLEY ISLAND lost to SPOONFUL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
OBSTAKUL unbelievably bested XIAN LIN in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fray.
MUSUBU KIN was bested by INSPIRE in a 2 minute brutal veteran's Challenge brawl.
FLAP JACK savagely defeated TANK EWE in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge bout.
MIME BOGGLING savagely defeated LAVERN TEMPLE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
DOOR MAN savagely defeated MAPLE in a action packed 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EDGE overpowered WAMBASU THE BOLD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
FREDDIE MERCURY was handily defeated by ELDROND in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SLAYER OF NAZGULS subdued ALPHA SMURF in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
RITA POOLE overpowered BLACK JACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACK OF ALL TRADES overpowered RAYLOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RAZE overpowered FISH in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
MITER BOX was overpowered by LUPUS MAJOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHEELBARROW was savagely defeated by MY SWORD AND SAVIOR in a 6 minute veteran's fray.
DAGAN overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BELL overpowered BEASTLY SMURF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STILETTO was assassinated by MICKEY O'RION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THOR was narrowly defeated by PHILLIPS HEAD in a exciting 1 minute fray.
DEIMOS MARSDEN was bested by OZADANWIN in a 5 minute duel.
KERZA was savagely defeated by SON OF SOL in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
EVNMOR BLAK devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MOURNBLADE overpowered BRIDGE OF SIGHS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOUMAE JIRO was handily defeated by PSYCHOMATIC in a 1 minute uneven match.
LIL' JACK HORNER overpowered HE BE GB'S in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NICK SEAFORT was narrowly defeated by PHOENIX in a 2 minute novice's competition.
PARIS slimly lost to THRAEY in a popular 2 minute novice's duel.
DEVOLVED EVOLUTION demolished KINDRED in a 1 minute bloody uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  39 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  29 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  41 -  6      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    64 -  63 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  22 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   60 -  74 -  5      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  28 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        24 -  36 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  13 -  0      19  |

Turn 691 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  6         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 - 10         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RAZE 7227                  15   8  0  122 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
WALL OF STEEL    PIETROS 7137               18  14  1   98 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
SLASHING ATTACK  LUPUS MAJOR 7146           16  15  2   96 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
LUNGING ATTACK   COLD SHOT 7282             10   8  0   91 THE BLUES (601)
PARRY-LUNGE      GITCHIGOOMIE 7251          11   7  0   88 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
BASHING ATTACK   FISH 7279                  12   5  1   85 THE BOWLS (610)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MITER BOX 6961             20  14  0   80 TOOL SHED (592)
TOTAL PARRY      SPOONFUL 7346              10   5  0   73 THE BLUES (601)
AIMED BLOW       MAPLE 7301                  9   5  2   38 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRASS SEED 6923.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MY SWORD AND SAVIOR 7150.  The ten other most popular fighters were XIAN LIN 
7204, PARIS 7490, SARADOC 5987, COLD SHOT 7282, MIME BOGGLING 7379, HOOSIER DADDY 
7129, SHIRLEY ISLAND 7455, SON OF SOL 6756, QUESTIONA 7372, and PRACTICE DUMMY 7510.

The least popular fighter this week was DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were BRUNO SQUALL 7017, WHEELBARROW 7130, KINDRED 7520, HE BE 
GB'S 7518, MOUMAE JIRO 7499, BEASTLY SMURF 7479, MITER BOX 6961, FISH 7279, RAYLOS 
7432, and BLACK JACK 7506.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SLEDGEHEAD (21-6956) TOOL SHED (592)