DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/20/2013    Duedate: 03/05/2013

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-711

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HARDY
CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
(21-7131) [24-16-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARDY                          WILD CARD
CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)         THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
(21-7131) [24-16-0,108]        (21-6558) [5-2-0,39]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLAP JACK                      SUPER CHICKEN
ALL JACKED UP II (616)         TOON INN (629)
(21-7438) [14-14-0,103]        (21-7644) [10-2-1,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BLUES (601)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RANDOM CHAOS (622)          40
2. THE BLUES (601)             32      TOON INN (629)
3. BLOOD AND SAND (600)        30      Unchartered Team
4. DOK SIK KILLAS (633)        29
5. TOOL SHED (592)             24      SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)     2   0  0  100   1/ 3 THE BLUES (601)           9  5 1
 2/ 4 TOON INN (629)            31  13  1 70.5   2/ 4 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        9  6 2
 3/ 6 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      487 374 21 56.6   3/ 1 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    9  6 1
 4/ 8*THE JOKER'S WILD (566)    15  12  1 55.6   4/10 TOOL SHED (592)           9  6 0
 5/ 7 THE BLUES (601)          122 100  4 55.0   5/ 2 TOON INN (629)            7  3 0
 6/ 5 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     41  34  3 54.7   6/ 5*THE JOKER'S WILD (566)    7  4 0
 7/ 9 TOOL SHED (592)          138 115  2 54.5   7/ 9 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        7  8 0
 8/10 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      758 664 32 53.3   8/11 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    7  8 0
 9/19*DOK SIK KILLAS (633)       5   5  0 50.0   9/ 7 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       6  9 1
10/11 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     119 130  5 47.8  10/16*DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      5  5 0
11-13*TOMCATS (631)              7   8  0 46.7  11/14 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      5  9 1
12/12 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    91 106  7 46.2  12/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       5 10 0
13/18 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        39  46  4 45.9  13-13*TOMCATS (631)             3  2 0
14/16 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    65  80  4 44.8  14/21*MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   3  7 0
15/15 KANO CLAN (106)          380 474 22 44.5  15/ 8 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     3  7 0
16/14 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       225 281 16 44.5  16/19*SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)    2  0 0
17-17 BREAKERS (632)            94 120 10 43.9  17/ 0 CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     2  3 0
18/ 0 CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     44  64  5 40.7  18/17 KANO CLAN (106)           2  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21*MASTERS OF MELODY (634)    3   7  0 30.0  19-18 BREAKERS (632)            2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 721): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 603): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 726): FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 698): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 710): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 711): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 710): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 676): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 609): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 555): ROSWELL of COVER-UP (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 603): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 721): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 603): MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 726): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 698): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 710): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 711): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 710): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 676): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 609): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 555): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 603) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 720): ERBIN PARNAN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 726): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 710): CIRIC of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 709): JAGABORG of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 710): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): ELIFAS KENT of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
               (turn 657): COMMON SENSE of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                           ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Greetings and salutations from the top, everyone!  Your erstwhile Duelmaster,
Evnmor Blak here.  I had planned on a daring challenge duel with last turn's banana
eating, barely speaking intelligible english, loin cloth clad tourney wonder, but...
he didn't show up.  Problem with tourney babies, you can never count on them to
actually fight.  So, instead you all got to see my devastating victory against
everybody's favorite stand-in, the ol' convicted assassin.  I can see why he was
caught, and convicted.  He's not that good.
     In any case, it's damn refreshing to have a Fandangoite back on the throne,
wouldn't you agree?  The last time may actually have been when my style-predecessor,
Mersilus, had a brief reign before being killed for the title.  Maybe I should knock
on some wood, eh?  Also an interesting fact the Old Man noted, last turn we had the
top and the bottom rated warriors in the arena simultaneously!  I'm hoping my young
stablemate will soon correct that sorry statistic with a win, or at least an exciting
loss to pull him off the basement floor!
     Great to see so many young teams showing up the last few turns.  May you stay
long on our beloved Delarquan island and spill much blood on her thirsty sands!
     As for me, I hope to hold the throne for a turn or two more and get my invite as
Stik's second lunger (I know, he's not big on my style) to make it to immortality
from this team, leaving only parry-riposte left for his second round-robin of styles.
That one may take a while, he thinks, since we don't even have one in the pipe!
Better get on that!  I am making full use of my challenges and avoids up here, so you
CC's better be ready!  Ha ha!!  Until next time, I am...

Evnmor Blak of Grim Fandango
Duelmaster of Sunset

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail SUNSET!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as CAJUN APOCALYPSE is pushed 
out of top team by THE BLUES, who came from 3rd with a 3-1-0 this turn.  Now keep the 
taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for THE UNHOLY ONES, whose 
1-4-0 this turn dropped them by 7 into 15th.  MASTERS OF MELODY stable has parlayed 
this turn's 2-3-0 into a 7 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 14th 
place.  Good work, guys!  The TOOL SHED guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be 
watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's 
see, BRANDON fought TOLLIVER and gained 24 points and contributed to RANDOM CHAOS' 
4-1-2.  DONEGAL has lost to M. CHARDINEE, falling 19 points, while helping make 
NOMADIC TRIBE a 2-3-1 turn.  Well done, SUNSET, the Duelmaster was this turn's most 
challenged warrior.  Perhaps EVNMOR BLAK is not as thrilled, being challenged 6 
times.  This week's Duelmaster bout was between HARDY and our Duelmaster EVNMOR BLAK, 
making a challenge.  And not without some honor, HARDY now claims the title and 
throne of Duelmaster of SUNSET.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top 
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at Wildlife Unlimited until they win.  
Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the KANO CLAN 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on SUNSET, what are you afraid of?  
And guess who avoided KANO CLAN stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was NOMADIC 
TRIBE.  Anyone surprised?  In a brave attempt, MIME BOGGLING from BEN'S BAZAAR 
challenged up 19 points to fight LIL' JACK HORNER from the ALL JACKED UP II stable.  
MIME BOGGLING perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was subdued by LIL' JACK 
HORNER and ended up with 85 recognition points.  MINAMI TORI of KANO CLAN had better 
have a good reason for challenging down 15 points in a challenge which he lost.  I 
thought MINAMI TORI showed great skill and promise when he was bested by SUPER 
CHICKEN.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  The grave that NOMADIC TRIBE had dug for SL'S IRONWOOD may yet be filled 
with the body of QUICKSILVER.  Seldom are the likes of this to be seen.  SL'S 
IRONWOOD lives still!  Hearty mugs of ale were raised in SUNSET today as BOBBY ORR 
was bid farewell to a 7-2-2 warrior, with HAMILCAR of BLOOD AND SAND standing silent 
and pensive.  Banners at half mast, warriors, CELESTIAL WRATH has lost TOLLIVER, and 
you might say all of SUNSET has felt the loss, except maybe RANDOM CHAOS.  Whatever 
bright future VAX HOLSER may have had, it's all history now.  The manager of 
CELESTIAL WRATH has lost a promising 4-1-0 warrior.  Kudos go out to JACK AND COKE 
this turn, for revenging ALL JACKED UP II's bloodfeud against CAJUN APOCALYPSE's 
warrior TYQUAN DEAUX.  Well done.  Congratulations go out to BLOOD AND SAND, with 
HAMILCAR revenging a bloodfeud against BOBBY ORR of CAJUN APOCALYPSE.  We'd like to 
remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; 
and it's considered rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in SUNSET and I've a long road ahead of 
me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in SUNSET again, farewell-- Alarond the 
Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARDY 7131                   24  16  0   108       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 7642    11   0  0   114       TOON INN (629)
 LIL' JACK HORNER 7507        15   7  2   104       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 FLAP JACK 7438               14  14  0   103       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 SUPER CHICKEN 7644           10   2  1   102       TOON INN (629)
 THE THRILL 7540              10   4  0   102       THE BLUES (601)
 EVNMOR BLAK 7493             17   7  1    95       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STOUT 7691                   16  15  0    90       BREAKERS (632)
 BRANDON 7641                  5   4  1    90       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 WHEELBARROW 7130             21  16  0    87       TOOL SHED (592)
-BLITZ 7687                   10   6  3    87       BREAKERS (632)
 BEASTLY SMURF 7479           13  13  1    86       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 MIME BOGGLING 7379           11  16  0    85       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 MINAMI TORI 7077             19   9  0    84       KANO CLAN (106)
 DONEGAL 7627                  9   2  0    83       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-XIAN LIN 7204                17  18  1    81       KANO CLAN (106)
 HAMILCAR 7575                 7   3  2    79       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 TEXAS FLOOD 7608              7   5  2    74       THE BLUES (601)
 PHILLIPS HEAD 7269           14  11  0    68       TOOL SHED (592)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 METARU HEI 7058              19   9  0    66       KANO CLAN (106)
 LUCIANA 7560                 10   5  1    66       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 NICK SEAFORT 7513            10   7  1    60       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 BRACKUS 7640                  7   2  1    60       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 JACK AND COKE 7459           15  12  0    59       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 THAK 7524                    10   7  0    59       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 CHOK OWTLYN 7603              7   6  0    57       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING BEE 7609                 6   5  0    57       THE BLUES (601)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAMBASU THE BOLD 7439        12  17  0    54       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 OZADANWIN 7500               10   7  0    52       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 BISHOP 7619                   6   5  1    47       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-SUZY Q 7628                   4   1  0    44       THE BLUES (601)
 ABSENTE 7564                 10   5  0    41       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 WILD CARD 6558                5   2  0    39       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
 RIVET 7577                    8   5  0    37       TOOL SHED (592)
 CENTAURIAN 7618               4   7  1    35       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TYQUAN DEAUX 7652             5   4  1    33       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671            4   3  1    33       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SARAH 7682                    4   1  0    32       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 ZEE 7457                      3   1  0    32       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
 SEVN HELLS 7636               6   4  1    31       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 THE ARGUMENT 7673             6   1  0    30       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 KILMOAR 7605                  7   4  0    29       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 APOCALYPSE 7580               2   0  0    28       SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)
-MAME HOSHIRO 7591             6   7  0    27       KANO CLAN (106)
 SAMUEL 7639                   5   4  0    26       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 JACK FROST 7659               4   4  0    25       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 TAPE MEASURE 7725             3   0  0    25       TOOL SHED (592)
-PESKY 7675                    3   0  0    25       TOMCATS (631)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE BOSS 7637               3   2  0    22       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 MIDNIGHT 7606                 5   6  0    21       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 UNDERDOG 7646                 6   2  0    20       TOON INN (629)
 LUCY LU 7458                  3   1  0    18       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
-CHICKENHAWK 7679              2   1  0    18       TOON INN (629)
 CHELL 7723                    2   0  0    18       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
-PETE 7678                     2   1  0    16       TOMCATS (631)
 SAWZALL 7650                  2   3  0    15       TOOL SHED (592)
-ACE HIGH 7717                 1   0  0    15       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
 GRAMM 7719                    2   0  0    14       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 ANUBIS 7742                   1   0  0    13       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 PINK 7735                     1   1  0    12       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 FLEA 7733                     1   1  0    12       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 LOYD 7739                     1   0  0    12       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 OENOMAUS 7708                 2   3  0    10       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-BUDDY 7677                    2   1  0    10       TOMCATS (631)
 SOULSTICE 7709                2   3  0     9       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 BOUDINI 7724                  2   1  0     9       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 TOM SLICK 7710                2   2  0     9       TOON INN (629)
 TRASPOP 7664                  1   2  0     8       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 VELOW 7720                    1   1  0     7       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
-ALYSSA 7715                   1   1  0     7       BREAKERS (632)
 SIXX 7732                     1   1  0     4       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
-BULLSEYE 7674                 0   3  0     3       TOMCATS (631)
-THOR 7676                     0   3  0     3       TOMCATS (631)
-BLOOD N GUTS 7713             0   2  0     2       BREAKERS (632)
 SULLY 7731                    0   2  0     2       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 CARDINALE 7721                0   2  0     2       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 WONSWING 7728                 0   2  0     2       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 JACK REACHER 7740             0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 GREAT MOTHER SMURF 7736       0   1  0     1       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BONHAM 7738                   0   1  0     1       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 IXION 7741                    0   1  0     1       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-3 QUEENS 7716                 0   1  0     1       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AULUS 7743                    0   1  0     1       BLOOD AND SAND (600)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK SEAGNETTI 7660     1  6 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 TYQUAN DEAUX 7652     710  JUST REVENGED
RABANUS 7666            1  2 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   BOBBY ORR 7653        707  JUST REVENGED
POPS 7688               7  8 0 BREAKERS 632         LUCIANA 7560          708   
BOBBY ORR 7653          7  2 2 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 HAMILCAR 7575         711   
FLUD 7529               5 10 1 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 SEVN HELLS 7636       708  REVENGED
TOLLIVER 7595           7  2 0 CELESTIAL WRATH 579  BRANDON 7641          711   
VAX HOLSER 7624         4  2 0 CELESTIAL WRATH 579  BRACKUS 7640          711   
QUICKSILVER             0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SL'S IRONWOOD 7671    711  NONE
PATE 7722               0  2 0 DOK SIK KILLAS 633   QUICKSILVER           711  NONE
CONLAOCH 7661           1  6 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    MR. TWISTER           711  NONE
LORIO 7594              6  6 1 RANDOM CHAOS 622     TEXAS FLOOD 7608      710   
BLUE GOO 7737           0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        STONE GOLEM           711  NONE
GRONK 7474              0  1 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 566 BRAIN FLAKES 7611     708   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bobby Orr -- I had you down and bleeding, right before you jumped up and slashed me
in the kidneys. Good job, but I think Oenomaus wants another shot at you. -- Hamilcar

Congrats to Spoonful, the new Lord Protector. -- The Blood and Sand stable

Blood and Sand should be up to a full team soon.  Deep Thought instructed Batiatus to
clear out the rabble and raise expectations for future wins.

Chuckless -- I'm Cajun, I don't pay much attention to regional politics.
Nevertheless, your point is well received.  Also, it looks as though you and I have
been the top two teams the last few turns.  Congrats. -- The Cajun

All -- Thanks for all the challenges.  I'm honored. -- Hardy

Oenomaus -- Bring it! -- Bobby Orr

Sevn Hells -- You are quite the instigator. :) -- The Cajun

Brandon -- Congrats on being the first to beat Bobby.  He has too much pride to
congratulate you himself, so salute from me. -- The Cajun

All Jacked Up II -- Looks like y'all received a bad matchup, but look on the bright
side:  1-6, I did you a favor! -- TQD

Jack Frost -- Yet another foe I "unbelievably best."  You can't argue with that! --
The Argument

All -- Sorry for the lack of PAs over the last couple of turns, been super busy here
at the guild. -- Gentleben

DM Evnmor blak -- LAME LAME LAME!!!  Sorry, congrats on the throne.  Doesn't matter
how you get just that you do.  Good luck holding it. -- Ben's Bazaar

The Dark One and the Santan's Horsemen -- Welcome to Sunset where the blood always
flows like a river.  Keep your swords and your minds sharp. -- Gentleben and Ben's
Bazaar

Dok Sik Killas -- Welcome to our fine city.  I hope your stay is long and fruitful.
-- Gentleben and Ben's Bazaar

Masters of Melody -- Hope your enjoying yourself and I hope your replacement was a
good one.  'Tis a fine city you chose and a tough one at that.  Blades up my friends.
-- Gentleben and Ben's Bazaar

Flap Jack -- You flattened me like a pancake, good show. -- Beastly Smurf

     Smurf pancakes?  A beastly thought.

Samuel -- I love it when a plan comes together. -- Centaurian

Phillips Head -- I must say you fight well for one who is screwed with so much. --
Mime Boggling

Rivet -- ing, just riveting, you, sir are a blessing to fight.  I never new I could
look so awesome. -- Bishop

Cajun -- Congrats on the nice lookin' 3-turn there.  With regards to your accusations
at Chuck downchallenging.  Yeah, this is a Delarq arena.  We're all pretty friendly
with each other, but you shouldn't be too surprised at this point to get DC'd once in
a while.  If you don't like it, don't get mad in the personals, get even.  Send some
of the same back the aggressor's way to whoever's in range.  These things tend to
work themselves out, right, Kano San?  In your defense, Chuck, it wasn't exactly your
little defenseless 8-0 warrior either.  We all know he was likely sitting at 19 FE
with that challenge, and although that is still a FE disadvantage, it is tourney
godling vs. regular arena guy.  Guess who usually wins that one. -- Stik

King Bee -- I saw that one coming and still couldn't stop it. -- Chok

Mame Hoshiro -- That was satisfying, I must say. -- Sevn Hells

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SL'S IRONWOOD unbelievably slew QUICKSILVER in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
CONLAOCH was killed by MR. TWISTER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
PATE was assassinated by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
BLUE GOO was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HAMILCAR slew BOBBY ORR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
JACK AND COKE bested TYQUAN DEAUX in a popular 4 minute Bloodfeud duel.
EVNMOR BLAK was viciously subdued by HARDY in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
MINAMI TORI was viciously subdued by SUPER CHICKEN in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
MIME BOGGLING was defeated by LIL' JACK HORNER in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
CHOK OWTLYN savagely defeated ABSENTE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
BISHOP was overpowered by TEXAS FLOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SEVN HELLS was handily defeated by KING BEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THE ARGUMENT was savagely defeated by OZADANWIN in a tiring 10 minute Challenge brawl.
WAMBASU THE BOLD slimly lost to METARU HEI in a 5 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CENTAURIAN bested KILMOAR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
APOCALYPSE handily defeated MIDNIGHT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge bout.
OENOMAUS slimly lost to SAMUEL in a 5 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge fight.
SULLY was overpowered by TAPE MEASURE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TOM SLICK was handily defeated by RIVET in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
WONSWING was overpowered by GRAMM in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BOUDINI was demolished by SARAH in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge bout.
DONEGAL was overcome by M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute contest.
FLAP JACK overpowered LUCIANA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOLLIVER was assassinated by BRANDON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHEELBARROW was overpowered by THE THRILL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BEASTLY SMURF vanquished THAK in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PHILLIPS HEAD handily defeated WILD CARD in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
NICK SEAFORT handily defeated JACK FROST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BRACKUS narrowly killed VAX HOLSER in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
UNDERDOG was handily defeated by ZEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAWZALL subdued CARDINALE in a 2 minute fight.
LUCY LU defeated TRASPOP in a 1 minute bout.
SOULSTICE was beaten by ANUBIS in a exciting 3 minute bloody beginner's bout.
VELOW won victory over JACK REACHER in a 2 minute brutal amateur's fight.
EDDIE BOSS demolished BONHAM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHELL handily defeated AULUS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SIXX was overcome by LOYD in a 2 minute beginner's match.
FLEA overpowered IXION in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PINK overpowered GREAT MOTHER SMURF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  35 -  4      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  36 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  13 -  2      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         LUNGING ATTACK    79 -  83 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         AIMED BLOW        18 -  22 -  1      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  54 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  45 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  16 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  30 -  2      35  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      HARDY 7131                 24  16  0  108 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
LUNGING ATTACK   LIL' JACK HORNER 7507      15   7  2  104 ALL JACKED UP II (616)
AIMED BLOW       THE THRILL 7540            10   4  0  102 THE BLUES (601)
STRIKING ATTACK  BRANDON 7641                5   4  1   90 RANDOM CHAOS (622)
BASHING ATTACK   DONEGAL 7627                9   2  0   83 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHOK OWTLYN 7603            7   6  0   57 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OZADANWIN 7500             10   7  0   52 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLAP JACK 7438.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SUPER CHICKEN 7644.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVNMOR BLAK 7493, 
TYQUAN DEAUX 7652, LIL' JACK HORNER 7507, CHOK OWTLYN 7603, SOULSTICE 7709, WAMBASU 
THE BOLD 7439, SAMUEL 7639, DONEGAL 7627, VELOW 7720, and TEXAS FLOOD 7608.

The least popular fighter this week was THE ARGUMENT 7673.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were IXION 7741, AULUS 7743, BONHAM 7738, TRASPOP 7664, UNDERDOG 
7646, JACK FROST 7659, THAK 7524, LUCIANA 7560, WONSWING 7728, and TOM SLICK 7710.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HARDY (21-7131) CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)