DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/20/2013    Duedate: 04/02/2013

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-713

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EVNMOR BLAK
GRIM FANDANGO (454)
(21-7493) [19-7-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LIL' JACK HORNER               APOCALYPSE
ALL JACKED UP II (616)         SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)
(21-7507) [17-7-2,129]         (21-7580) [4-0-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

XIAN LIN                       LIL' JACK HORNER
KANO CLAN (106)                ALL JACKED UP II (616)
(21-7204) [18-19-1,84]         (21-7507) [17-7-2,129]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP II (616)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         52
2. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         51      NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
3. BEN'S BAZAAR (577)          40      Unchartered Team
4. MASTERS OF MELODY (634)     38
5. THE UNHOLY ONES (624)       33      SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)     4   0  0  100   1/ 1 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   11  4 0
 2- 2 TOON INN (629)            31  15  1 67.4   2/ 2 TOOL SHED (592)           9  5 0
 3/ 3*PHILANTHROPISTS' (603)     3   2  0 60.0   3/ 3 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        8  7 2
 4/ 5 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      493 378 21 56.6   4/ 4*DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      8  7 2
 5/ 6 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     47  38  3 55.3   5/10 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       8  7 1
 6/ 7 TOOL SHED (592)          143 119  2 54.6   6/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       8  7 0
 7/ 4*THE JOKER'S WILD (566)    19  16  1 54.3   7/ 5 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      7  8 1
 8/ 8 THE BLUES (601)          123 107  4 53.5   8/14*MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   7  8 0
 9/10 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      765 667 32 53.4   9/11 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     7  8 0
10/ 9*DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      10  10  2 50.0  10/ 6*THE JOKER'S WILD (566)    6  5 0
11/11 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     124 135  5 47.9  11/12 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        6  8 0
12/12 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    73  82  4 47.1  12/15 MORE COWBELL (611)        4  3 0
13/14 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    94 113  9 45.4  13/ 9 THE BLUES (601)           4  8 0
14/13 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        43  52  4 45.3  14/ 7 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    4 11 2
15/16 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       229 286 16 44.5  15/16*SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)    3  0 0
16/15 KANO CLAN (106)          382 478 22 44.4  16/17 KANO CLAN (106)           3  5 0
17-17 BREAKERS (632)            96 123 10 43.8  17-18 CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     3  7 0
18-18*LEGRAND'S CLONE BA (563)  14  18  0 43.8  18-19*LEGRAND'S CLONE BA (563)  2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21*MASTERS OF MELODY (634)    8  12  0 40.0  19-20 BREAKERS (632)            2  3 0
20-20 CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     45  68  5 39.8  20/21*PHILANTHROPISTS' (603)    1  2 0
21/19 MORE COWBELL (611)        13  20  0 39.4  21-13 TOON INN (629)            1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): HAMILCAR of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 726): MARGO of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                (turn 712): RUTH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 711): HARDY of CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                  (turn 666): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I know, I know, I cannot believe I am sitting on the throne this early either.
Here's how I got here:

     The nice-looking PS, Bobby Orr of Cajun Apocalypse, killed my teammate from
Blood and Sand.  It took the fourth Bloodfeud turn for House Batiatus to exact our
revenge.  My manager tapped my to be the instrument of retribution and sent me out
with a weapon I could barely pick up.  Three hits to my opponent's head through his
full helm sent him to the infirmary where he died, alone and broken.
     In the mean time, Hardy of Cajun Apocalypse had defeated the sitting Duelmaster
and taken over the throne and earned an invitation to fight at the Isle of the Eye.
Hardy took up arms (and a lot of armor) to avenge his fallen comrade.  He Bloodfeuded
me, the upstart naive, even though the style matchup was not in his favor.  My
manager sent me out with the same too-heavy weapon as before.  I prepared to meet my
maker, as my opponent had 40 fights of experience to my paltry 10.  I decided to go
hard or go home and came out swinging with all I had.  I learned a couple of new
kinds of attacks in the last few fights and resolved to use everything in my arsenal.
I lept forward swinging my weapon wildly and slashed Hardy in the stomach.  As he
fell back and dropped his arms from the wound, I saw my opening and thrusted at his
arm.  The lunge connected and he cried out in pain from the tremendous blow.  As the
blood flowed from the fresh wounds, it was apparent that he could not continue.  I
stood stunned as I was declared the victor and new Duelmaster of the bloodiest arena
in all of Alastari...Sunset!

     I know everyone will be licking their chops to get a shot at the greenhorn with
the audacity to ascend to Sunset's Throne.  I welcome you to try, but I now have a
taste for gladiator blood and no mercy will be had for the challengers of Hamilcar!

                                                Duelmaster of Sunset,
                                                Hamilcar

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  SUNSET needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  I don't wanna hurt 
anybody's feelings or anything, but TOON INN really goofed with their 0-0-0.  The 
guys at MASTERS OF MELODY like really pulled together to get a 4-1-0 this turn, 
moving up by 6.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, GRIM FANDANGO!  'Cause 
they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 6th!  MVP award for DONEGAL?  NOMADIC TRIBE's proud of 
him after beating THE THRILL and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
THE THRILL got smashed by DONEGAL, and lost 16 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster 
must be the most popular guy in all SUNSET.  He got the most challenges.  (But what 
about proposals?) EVNMOR BLAK thinks his 19-7-1 and studly character is good enough 
to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Was that a tear I saw in EVNMOR BLAK's eye, 
as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't HAMILCAR fit to be tied!  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  THE UNHOLY 
ONES was SUNSET's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some 
deep dark secret why NOMADIC TRIBE's been avoiding THE UNHOLY ONES so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  People were asking me did SOULSTICE REALLY challenge 
CENTAURIAN?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but CENTAURIAN wants me to write about it since he 
was bested by SOULSTICE.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  GREEN bloodfeuded (is that a word?) BOUDINI for revenge over some guy's 
bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? 
I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVNMOR BLAK 7493             19   7  1   114       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIL' JACK HORNER 7507        17   7  2   129       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 7642    11   0  0   114       TOON INN (629)
 FLAP JACK 7438               16  14  0   113       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 LUCIANA 7560                 12   5  1   104       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 BEASTLY SMURF 7479           14  14  1   102       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 WHEELBARROW 7130             22  17  0    98       TOOL SHED (592)
 DONEGAL 7627                 10   3  0    98       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MIME BOGGLING 7379           12  16  0    96       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-SUPER CHICKEN 7644           10   3  1    93       TOON INN (629)
 HAMILCAR 7575                 8   4  2    92       BLOOD AND SAND (600)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STOUT 7691                   16  16  0    88       BREAKERS (632)
 XIAN LIN 7204                18  19  1    84       KANO CLAN (106)
 BRANDON 7641                  6   5  1    83       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 TEXAS FLOOD 7608              8   6  2    80       THE BLUES (601)
 PHILLIPS HEAD 7269           15  12  0    78       TOOL SHED (592)
 OZADANWIN 7500               12   7  0    76       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 THE THRILL 7540              10   6  0    76       THE BLUES (601)
 CHOK OWTLYN 7603              8   7  0    73       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 BRACKUS 7640                  8   3  1    72       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 MINAMI TORI 7077             19  11  0    68       KANO CLAN (106)
-BLITZ 7687                   10   7  3    68       BREAKERS (632)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-METARU HEI 7058              19   9  0    66       KANO CLAN (106)
 JACK AND COKE 7459           17  12  0    66       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 RIVET 7577                   10   5  0    65       TOOL SHED (592)
-NICK SEAFORT 7513            10   8  1    59       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 HONEY BADGER 7295             6   2  0    58       MORE COWBELL (611)
 WAMBASU THE BOLD 7439        13  18  0    57       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APOCALYPSE 7580               4   0  0    54       SATAN'S HORSEMEN (625)
 WILD CARD 6558                7   2  0    53       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
 THAK 7524                    11   8  0    51       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671            6   3  1    51       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 KING BEE 7609                 6   7  0    45       THE BLUES (601)
-SUZY Q 7628                   4   1  0    44       THE BLUES (601)
 AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD 7293       4   1  0    42       MORE COWBELL (611)
 BISHOP 7619                   7   6  1    41       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 SARAH 7682                    5   2  0    41       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
-AZURE ALBATROSS 6509          4   3  0    39       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONHAM 7738                   2   1  0    39       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 KILMOAR 7605                  8   5  0    38       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 SEVN HELLS 7636               7   5  1    38       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ABSENTE 7564                 10   7  0    37       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 MIDNIGHT 7606                 7   6  0    37       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 MAME HOSHIRO 7591             7   8  0    37       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAMUEL 7639                   6   5  0    33       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 SOULSTICE 7709                4   3  0    32       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-EDDIE BOSS 7637               4   2  0    31       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 TYQUAN DEAUX 7652             6   5  2    28       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 JACK FROST 7659               5   5  0    28       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 AULUS 7743                    2   1  0    27       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 IXION 7741                    1   2  0    27       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 GRAMM 7719                    4   0  1    25       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 GREEN 7162                    2   0  0    24       PHILANTHROPISTS' (603)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAWZALL 7650                  3   4  0    23       TOOL SHED (592)
 CENTAURIAN 7618               4   9  1    22       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 ACE HIGH 7717                 2   0  0    22       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
-UNDERDOG 7646                 6   3  0    21       TOON INN (629)
 THE ARGUMENT 7673             6   3  0    21       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 CRACKLIN JAXSON 7755          1   1  0    21       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 LUCY LU 7458                  4   2  0    20       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
 MEAT POPSICLE 7376            1   1  0    20       MORE COWBELL (611)
-TAPE MEASURE 7725             3   1  0    19       TOOL SHED (592)
-PETULANT PETRAL 6510          3   4  0    19       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
 ZEE 7457                      3   3  0    18       THE JOKER'S WILD (566)
-CHICKENHAWK 7679              2   1  0    18       TOON INN (629)
-ALYSSA 7715                   2   1  0    17       BREAKERS (632)
 FLEA 7733                     2   2  0    17       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 OENOMAUS 7708                 3   4  0    16       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 JACK REACHER 7740             1   2  0    16       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 CHELL 7723                    3   1  1    15       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 PINK 7735                     2   2  0    14       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 SULLY 7731                    1   3  0    14       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 BUILD A BARD 7764             1   0  0    14       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BOUDINI 7724                  3   2  1    13       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 GANGMUM STYLE 7635            1   0  0    13       MORE COWBELL (611)
-VIOLET VULTURE 7756           1   0  0    13       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
-KYLE 7749                     1   0  0    11       BREAKERS (632)
-TOM SLICK 7710                2   2  0     9       TOON INN (629)
 VELOW 7720                    2   2  0     8       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 BOX BO 7161                   0   1  0     7       PHILANTHROPISTS' (603)
 SIXX 7732                     1   3  0     6       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 WONSWING 7728                 1   3  0     6       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 KARN 7750                     1   1  0     6       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
-BOLOGNA PONY 7403             1   3  0     6       MORE COWBELL (611)
 ANUBIS 7742                   1   2  0     5       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 LOYD 7739                     1   2  0     5       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 CARDINALE 7721                0   4  0     4       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 TORINO 7753                   0   2  0     2       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 PLUG UGLY 7765                0   1  0     1       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK SEAGNETTI 7660     1  6 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 TYQUAN DEAUX 7652     710  REVENGED
BLOOD N GUTS 7713       0  3 0 BREAKERS 632         TYQUAN DEAUX 7652     712   
BOBBY ORR 7653          7  2 2 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 HAMILCAR 7575         711   
TOLLIVER 7595           7  2 0 CELESTIAL WRATH 579  BRANDON 7641          711   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VAX HOLSER 7624         4  2 0 CELESTIAL WRATH 579  BRACKUS 7640          711   
CRYSTAL CONDOR 7757     0  1 0 LEGRAND'S CLONE  563 CHELL 7723            712   
BIX 7165                1  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS' 603 BOUDINI 7724          712  JUST REVENGED
LORIO 7594              6  6 1 RANDOM CHAOS 622     TEXAS FLOOD 7608      710  REVENGED
AZURE 7766              0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        BLACK ORC             713  NONE
3 QUEENS 7716           0  2 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 566 GRAMM 7719            713   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wheelbarrow -- bu-CAAAACK!! -- Super Chicken

Sunset -- I wish to bid a temporary farewell.  Most of this team is already
positioned to fight at the Winter 2014 FTF tournament.  Toon Inn will be starting up
once again for the regular arena turn that falls right before that tournament.  I
intended on staying active in Sunset at the start, but I find that I have several
good tourney warriors off of this team, and it behooves me to maximize their
potential for my chosen favorite tournament of the year.  My thanks to all for the
good feelings and welcomes back...and special thanks to the Cajun and Ben for being
so hospitable.  In the mean time, I will be filling out my tournament team in other
regular arenas, and will likely remain active in ADM 100 and in Primus for the
foreseeable future.  Thanks once again to all for making me feel so very welcome. --
Chuck, mgr. of Toon Inn

Chuck -- You are a funny dude. -- The Cajun

Ahmad Shah Massoud -- Saying your name three times fast is hard.  You can't argue
with that. -- The Agrument

All -- Every time someone challenges me they become worm dirt.  Coincidence? -- TQD

Philanthropists -- Like my cool trick?  I made Bix disappear. -- Boudini

DM Hamilcar -- Congrats on taking the big seat, young one!  We'll see if you can hold
it! -- Grim Fandango

Jack and Coke -- DAMN.  IT. -- Chok

Wild Card -- Well, it was fairly wild, anyway, well played. -- Sevn Hells

Beastly Smurf -- I'd say the very nature of your smurfiness counteracts your attempts
at being beastly.  Not good for you.  Thanks for the skills too! -- Evnmor B.

Anubis -- So I should change my name to Tooswings??  Nah, doesn't have the same ring,
does it? -- Wonswing

Cardinale -- You've got some spunk there, keep at it. -- Soulstice

Chuck -- I generally agree with your opinions on the challenges, and I can easily see
challenging for maximum skill learns for your tourney guys especially.  Lots of
managers do it with just their regular arena guys.  I just didn't think that
representing it as 8-0 vs. 20-15 was quite accurate, either, despite what the
newsletter prints.  Anywho, carry on! -- Stik

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AZURE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GREEN viciously subdued BOUDINI in a 2 minute brutal Bloodfeud duel.
APOCALYPSE handily defeated ABSENTE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
WHEELBARROW was viciously subdued by LIL' JACK HORNER in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
EVNMOR BLAK devastated HAMILCAR in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge Title brawl.
LUCIANA overpowered BRANDON in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DONEGAL handily defeated THE THRILL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MIME BOGGLING viciously subdued XIAN LIN in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
TEXAS FLOOD overpowered HONEY BADGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHOK OWTLYN handily defeated THAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
OZADANWIN savagely defeated MINAMI TORI in a 14 minute master's Challenge match.
AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD was demolished by RIVET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SL'S IRONWOOD luckily beat KING BEE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
JACK REACHER was vanquished by BISHOP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
OENOMAUS was vanquished by SEVN HELLS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MEAT POPSICLE was devastated by MIDNIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SOULSTICE overpowered CENTAURIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ANUBIS was overpowered by SAWZALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TORINO was savagely defeated by PINK in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge conflict.
PHILLIPS HEAD was overpowered by BEASTLY SMURF in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
FLAP JACK overpowered BRACKUS in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
JACK AND COKE defeated SARAH in a 5 minute one-sided match.
TYQUAN DEAUX was overpowered by WILD CARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WAMBASU THE BOLD defeated IXION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHELL was overpowered by MAME HOSHIRO in a 1 minute uneven match.
BONHAM overpowered LUCY LU in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SAMUEL viciously subdued THE ARGUMENT in a 3 minute bloody bout.
KILMOAR vanquished ZEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JACK FROST was defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute duel.
ACE HIGH handily defeated LOYD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRAMM murdered 3 QUEENS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
VELOW was beaten by BUILD A BARD in a 3 minute gruesome novice's bout.
CARDINALE was demolished by FLEA in a 1 minute uneven contest.
WONSWING was defeated by GANGMUM STYLE in a 1 minute brutal novice's struggle.
SULLY devastated PLUG UGLY in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
SIXX was demolished by AULUS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRACKLIN JAXSON demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KARN beat BOX BO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  38 -  5      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY       47 -  42 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  13 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    86 -  84 -  3      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         AIMED BLOW        24 -  26 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  50 -  1      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  47 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  22 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  30 -  1      38  |

Turn 713 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  6     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   EVNMOR BLAK 7493           19   7  1  114 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
BASHING ATTACK   FLAP JACK 7438             16  14  0  113 ALL JACKED UP II (616)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LUCIANA 7560               12   5  1  104 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
TOTAL PARRY      WHEELBARROW 7130           22  17  0   98 TOOL SHED (592)
AIMED BLOW       HAMILCAR 7575               8   4  2   92 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OZADANWIN 7500             12   7  0   76 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHOK OWTLYN 7603            8   7  0   73 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIDNIGHT 7606               7   6  0   37 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is XIAN LIN 7204.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LIL' JACK HORNER 7507.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOX BO 7161, 
MIME BOGGLING 7379, KING BEE 7609, APOCALYPSE 7580, XIAN LIN 7204, SAMUEL 7639, GREEN 
7162, EVNMOR BLAK 7493, BEASTLY SMURF 7479, and FLAP JACK 7438.

The least popular fighter this week was MINAMI TORI 7077.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OZADANWIN 7500, SIXX 7732, PLUG UGLY 7765, WONSWING 7728, 
CARDINALE 7721, GRAMM 7719, LOYD 7739, ZEE 7457, THE ARGUMENT 7673, and IXION 7741.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EVNMOR BLAK (21-7493) GRIM FANDANGO (454)

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