DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/15/2013    Duedate: 05/28/2013

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-717

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LUCIANA
THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
(21-7560) [15-6-1,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MIME BOGGLING                  BONHAM
BEN'S BAZAAR (577)             MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
(21-7379) [16-16-0,123]        (21-7738) [4-3-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

XIAN LIN                       JACK REACHER
KANO CLAN (106)                ALL JACKED UP II (616)
(21-7204) [21-20-1,95]         (21-7740) [4-3-0,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         50
2. BLOOD AND SAND (600)        34      NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
3. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         34      Unchartered Team
4. PACE INVADERS (635)         31
5. THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)    29      THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)   9   1  1 90.0   1/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      10  5 0
 2/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      507 384 21 56.9   2/ 6 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        9  6 0
 3/ 3 TOOL SHED (592)          147 125  2 54.0   3/ 4 THE BLUES (601)           9  6 0
 4/ 5 THE BLUES (601)          133 116  4 53.4   4/ 1 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        8  7 1
 5/ 6 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      774 678 32 53.3   5/ 2*DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      8  7 1
 6/ 1*DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      21  19  3 52.5   6/ 9 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      7  8 0
 7/ 4 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     55  50  3 52.4   7/ 7 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     7  8 0
 8/ 8 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        55  60  6 47.8   8/12*MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   6  7 0
 9/ 9 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     133 146  5 47.7   9/ 0*THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  5  0 0
10/11 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)   104 123 11 45.8  10/11 KANO CLAN (106)           5  2 0
11/10 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    80  95  4 45.7  11/ 5 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    5 10 2
12/12 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       241 294 17 45.0  12/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       5 10 0
13/13 KANO CLAN (106)          388 482 23 44.6  13/15 TOOL SHED (592)           4  6 0
14-15 BREAKERS (632)            98 130 10 43.0  14/13 LEGRAND'S CLONE BA (563)  4 11 1
15/ 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)     30  42  1 41.7  15/10 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    3 12 0
16/16*MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   14  20  0 41.2  16/ 0 MORE COWBELL (611)        2  2 0
17/ 0 MORE COWBELL (611)        15  22  0 40.5  17/ 0*PACE INVADERS (635)       2  3 0
18/ 0*PACE INVADERS (635)        2   3  0 40.0  18/ 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)     2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 LEGRAND'S CLONE BA (563)  19  33  1 36.5  19-16 BREAKERS (632)            2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 727): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 732): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 704): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 728): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 722): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 731): OZAWINDIB of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 716): HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 717): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 716): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 671): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 664): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 615): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 609): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 727): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 732): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 704): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 728): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 723): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 731): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 716): ANTHROPOS KRATOS (Pagan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 717): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 716): RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 671): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 664): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 615): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 609) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): BLACK LUCK of BLACK JUNTA (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
                          FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          SMEG MAGGOD of DARK BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): FLAP JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 681): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm a little surprised by the last turn.  You know how a recently acquired
weapon or suit of armor feels a little off... well, that's the felling I get with
this damned title.
     My challenge goes out to Luciana, a two-fold challenge.  If I retain the title
yet another turn, I think one from Ben's stable will be in order, that is if he still
as a CC.

                       Brandon

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in SUNSET!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, RANDOM CHAOS had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by NOMADIC TRIBE!  Way to go NOMADIC 
TRIBE!  Uncool, CAJUN APOCALYPSE.  I mean 2-3-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to 
fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  BEN'S BAZAAR like really fought hard to 
move up to 2nd from 6th.  Way to go!  MVP award for ILLOOSIV?  PUDDLE OF BLOOD's 
proud of her after beating TEXAS FLOOD and getting 20 points.  LUCIANA thinks hers 
15-6-1 and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome 
LUCIANA.  Aren't THE UNHOLY ONES proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of TOOL SHED must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys 
know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are NOMADIC TRIBE?  TOOL 
SHED, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! 
Like, is BONHAM popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of SUNSET!  He's 
got a 4-3-0, is that good?  Ooh!  Did SUZY Q really know what she was doing when she 
challenged MIME BOGGLING?  A 6-2-0 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know 
what it means.) What did SUZY Q expect, anyway!  Of course MIME BOGGLING won.  Next 
time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy!  For sure, I was holding my 
breath when I found out SEVN HELLS challenged BONHAM.  After all, haven't GRIM 
FANDANGO and MASTERS OF MELODY had a long standing duel in SUNSET?  It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but BONHAM wants me to write about it since he was 
subdued by SEVN HELLS.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  How cruel!  CAJUN APOCALYPSE heartlessly 
sent his to THE ARGUMENT certain fate in the Dark Arena.  Is a 7-5-0 bad or 
something?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCIANA 7560                 15   6  1   119       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIME BOGGLING 7379           16  16  0   123       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 DONEGAL 7627                 12   5  0   111       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 THE THRILL 7540              14   6  0   107       THE BLUES (601)
 HAMILCAR 7575                11   5  2    97       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 WHEELBARROW 7130             23  18  0    95       TOOL SHED (592)
 XIAN LIN 7204                21  20  1    95       KANO CLAN (106)
 BRANDON 7641                  9   6  3    92       RANDOM CHAOS (622)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEASTLY SMURF 7479           16  16  1    89       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BRACKUS 7640                 10   5  1    88       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
-MINAMI TORI 7077             20  12  0    86       KANO CLAN (106)
 WAMBASU THE BOLD 7439        16  19  0    85       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 OZADANWIN 7500               14   9  0    84       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 THAK 7524                    14   9  0    81       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
-STOUT 7691                   16  18  0    79       BREAKERS (632)
 METARU HEI 7058              20  10  0    78       KANO CLAN (106)
 ILLOOSIV 7189                 9   2  0    77       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 KING BEE 7609                 9   8  0    76       THE BLUES (601)
 YOUNG BLOOD 5723             13  11  1    74       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 SUZY Q 7628                   6   2  0    70       THE BLUES (601)
 JACK AND COKE 7459           17  16  0    69       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 RIVET 7577                   11   6  0    69       TOOL SHED (592)
 TEXAS FLOOD 7608              9   9  2    69       THE BLUES (601)
 CHOK OWTLYN 7603              9  10  0    68       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHILLIPS HEAD 7269           15  14  0    65       TOOL SHED (592)
 TYQUAN DEAUX 7652            10   5  4    62       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 SEVN HELLS 7636              10   6  1    61       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671            9   4  1    57       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAME HOSHIRO 7591             8   9  1    56       KANO CLAN (106)
 HONEY BADGER 7295             6   3  0    55       MORE COWBELL (611)
 BISHOP 7619                   9   8  1    52       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 SOULSTICE 7709                7   4  0    52       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD 7293       5   1  0    52       MORE COWBELL (611)
 BONHAM 7738                   4   3  0    50       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 SARAH 7682                    7   4  0    49       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 ABSENTE 7564                 11  10  0    45       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 KILMOAR 7605                  9   8  0    45       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 IXION 7741                    4   3  0    45       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 TORINO 7753                   4   2  0    44       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SAWZALL 7650                  4   5  0    42       TOOL SHED (592)
 VELOW 7720                    6   2  0    40       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 OENOMAUS 7708                 6   5  0    36       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 JACK FROST 7659               6   8  0    35       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 JACK REACHER 7740             4   3  0    35       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 CENTAURIAN 7618               6  11  2    34       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHELL 7723                    6   2  1    31       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 AZURE ALBATROSS 6509          5   6  1    31       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
 PINK 7735                     4   3  0    31       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALYSSA 7715                   3   2  0    28       BREAKERS (632)
 TAPE MEASURE 7725             4   2  0    26       TOOL SHED (592)
 PETULANT PETRAL 6510          4   7  0    25       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
 BOUDINI 7724                  5   4  1    24       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACKLIN JAXSON 7755          3   3  0    23       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 KILLOGG'S 7614                2   0  0    23       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 GRAMM 7719                    4   4  1    21       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 GENERAL KILLS 7613            2   0  0    21       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 VIOLET VULTURE 7756           2   3  0    20       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
-MEAT POPSICLE 7376            1   1  0    20       MORE COWBELL (611)
 KARN 7750                     4   2  0    18       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 LOYD 7739                     3   4  0    18       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 BOLOGNA PONY 7403             2   3  0    18       MORE COWBELL (611)
 LOTHARIUS 7589                4   2  0    17       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 TOTAL 7612                    2   0  0    15       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 BRAIN FLAKES 7611             2   0  1    14       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-DAVID 7779                    1   0  0    13       BREAKERS (632)
 PACEBOOK 7746                 1   0  0    13       PACE INVADERS (635)
 BUILD A BARD 7764             3   2  0    11       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 CARDINALE 7721                1   7  1    11       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 PACE VENTURA 7747             1   0  0    11       PACE INVADERS (635)
 GANGMUM STYLE 7635            1   1  0    10       MORE COWBELL (611)
 BLACKMOON 7790                1   0  0    10       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 ELEGANT EGRET 7768            2   2  0     8       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
 MANILOW 7781                  2   0  0     7       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 UNCLE CREEPY 7604             1   3  0     6       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 SHREDDED KNEES 7615           1   1  0     6       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 SANDRA 7774                   1   2  0     5       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 PACE WINDU 7744               0   1  0     5       PACE INVADERS (635)
 MELAKY 7775                   1   1  0     4       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 PHANTASMAL PHOENIX 7767       0   4  0     4       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
 DJORGUN 7785                  0   2  0     2       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 PACEBALL 1 7745               0   1  0     1       PACE INVADERS (635)
-ADI 7780                      0   1  0     1       BREAKERS (632)
 JACK B. QUICK 7789            0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 SPEED PACER 7748              0   1  0     1       PACE INVADERS (635)
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7788           0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIL' JACK HORNER 7507  18  8 2 ALL JACKED UP II 616 BRANDON 7641          715   
AULUS 7743              2  2 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   CENTAURIAN 7618       714  JUST REVENGED
SLAVE #4 7792           0  1 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   QUICKSILVER           717  NONE
BLITZ 7687             10  8 3 BREAKERS 632         BRANDON 7641          714   
KYLE 7749               1  2 0 BREAKERS 632         TYQUAN DEAUX 7652     716   
PLUG UGLY 7765          1  4 0 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 STONE GOLEM           717  NONE
THE ARGUMENT 7673       7  6 0 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 SPYMASTER             717  NONE
STROKE BROKER 7791      0  1 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    BLACK ORC             717  NONE
KENNY G 7787            0  1 0 MASTERS OF MELOD 634 BLACK ORC             717  NONE
LOGGINS 7786            0  1 0 MASTERS OF MELOD 634 BANDIT PRINCE         717  NONE
EIRGOS 7569             3  4 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD 500  AZURE ALBATROSS 6509  717   
SAMUEL 7639             7  6 0 RANDOM CHAOS 622     TYQUAN DEAUX 7652     715   
SKY 7793                0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        WURM KIN              717  NONE
3 QUEENS 7716           0  2 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 566 GRAMM 7719            713  NOT REVENGED
MIDNIGHT 7606           7  7 0 THE UNHOLY ONES 624  MAME HOSHIRO 7591     714  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

DM Brandon -- Well done, chap, now give me a shot. -- Mime Boggling

Tolbin and Random Chaos -- One award from a completely free turn, well done. --
Gentleben and Ben's Bazaar

Hamilcar -- Well done on the BF, I almost had you there though.  See ya around. --
Centaurian

Brackus -- Well, crap. -- Beastly Smurf

Thak -- Well, Crap, that did not turn out the way I wanted. -- Bishop

Cracklin Jackson -- I hope Snapplin and Poppin are easier to deal with. -- Build a
Bard

Ozadanwin -- Not today, buddy, come again some time. -- Mime Boggling

ALL -- Flap Jack-17(2)-8-14-13-17-12-5 exp ini, Adex att, dec  started normal damage,
trained to great. -- Pat Sajak

Nomad -- Well done even if it was pansy of you.  It's amazing how you went 4-1 and
didn't get in the points on the move.... -- Pat Sajak

Oenomaus -- nice fight, I'll want a rematch a few turns down the line.  If you are
wondering why I was smiling, I was about to tell you I wasn't really left-handed.
But from the way it went, you would have probably smiled back after I switched. --
Loyd

Tyquan D. -- Hoping you climb above Thank soon, hate to down challenge even in a BF.
Until then I'll send my noobies your way to pad your kill number. -- York

Djorgun -- I'm a guessing you know your fav for learn. -- Melaky

Bishop -- I actually dodged something. -- Thak

Stik -- Thanks. -- Brandon

Flap Jack -- Good try.  Good luck. -- Brandon

Random Chaos -- Scary looking 3-turn, well done.  Dok Sik right behind... -- Grim
Fandango

Nomadic Tribe -- And, back atop the chartered team list once again!  The free fight
always is appreciated, I know! -- Stik

Suzy Q -- I let myself down on that one.  Stay sharp, girl. -- Soulstice

Cardinale -- Not a very fair matchup for you on that one.  Forge ahead, if you're not
taking the night fight! -- Sevn Hells

Breakers -- A lot of deaths can be depressing, we know.  Hopefully you're getting
some decent replacements and will stick around! -- Grim Fandango

Tyquan Deaux -- You are a bloodthirsty little bayou man, aren't ya?  Well played, and
slayed!!--Grim Fandango

All -- We are honored by your cowardliness. -- the Cajun

The Unknown Spymaster -- Multiple insults towards my stable in a single spy report?
You had better remain unknown! -- the Cajun

     That's his style, sure enough.

Breakers -- Looks like I'm your own personal Dark Arena. -- TQD

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE ARGUMENT was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PLUG UGLY was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 4 minute Dark Arena melee.
SKY was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
STROKE BROKER was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
KENNY G was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LOGGINS was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLAVE #4 was butchered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
IXION overcame CENTAURIAN in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
LOYD was handily defeated by TYQUAN DEAUX in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
DONEGAL vanquished BRACKUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE THRILL viciously subdued WHEELBARROW in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LUCIANA handily defeated BRANDON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title bout.
SUZY Q was demolished by MIME BOGGLING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CHOK OWTLYN was devastated by XIAN LIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
METARU HEI was viciously subdued by HAMILCAR in a 6 minute master's Challenge bout.
JACK AND COKE was viciously subdued by OZADANWIN in a 16 minute Challenge bout.
SL'S IRONWOOD luckily beat SARAH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
TORINO defeated JACK FROST in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge bout.
SEVN HELLS beat BONHAM in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
CHELL was overcome by BISHOP in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
VIOLET VULTURE bested CARDINALE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
YOUNG BLOOD was narrowly defeated by BEASTLY SMURF in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
PHILLIPS HEAD was beaten by KING BEE in a action packed 2 minute bloody expert's fray.
THAK overpowered HONEY BADGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
WAMBASU THE BOLD viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's match.
TEXAS FLOOD was luckily beaten by ILLOOSIV in a exciting 2 minute bout.
RIVET viciously subdued ABSENTE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
KILMOAR was beaten by SAWZALL in a 2 minute fray.
AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD overpowered TAPE MEASURE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SOULSTICE overpowered CRACKLIN JAXSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PETULANT PETRAL was vanquished by VELOW in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
AZURE ALBATROSS killed EIRGOS in a 1 minute match.
OENOMAUS defeated GRAMM in a 3 minute fight.
JACK REACHER savagely defeated KARN in a popular 7 minute gruesome bout.
KILLOGG'S demolished MELAKY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
GENERAL KILLS overpowered UNCLE CREEPY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOUDINI subdued GANGMUM STYLE in a 1 minute struggle.
LOTHARIUS narrowly defeated DJORGUN in a 2 minute gory fray.
PINK demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BOLOGNA PONY subdued ELEGANT EGRET in a 4 minute duel.
SHREDDED KNEES beat SPEED PACER in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
TOTAL beat PHANTASMAL PHOENIX in a 4 minute novice's competition.
BUILD A BARD overcame JACK B. QUICK in a 3 minute novice's duel.
BRAIN FLAKES defeated PACE WINDU in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
SANDRA lost to PACE VENTURA in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
MANILOW unbelievably bested PACEBALL 1 in a popular 9 minute bloody amateur's duel.
PACEBOOK overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BLACKMOON handily defeated JACK B. NIMBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW        34 -  28 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  46 -  7      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  43 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  47 -  4      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    77 -  88 -  4      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  28 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  48 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  32 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   9 -  0      36  |

Turn 717 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  7         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 10         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LUCIANA 7560               15   6  1  119 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
BASHING ATTACK   DONEGAL 7627               12   5  0  111 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
AIMED BLOW       THE THRILL 7540            14   6  0  107 THE BLUES (601)
TOTAL PARRY      WHEELBARROW 7130           23  18  0   95 TOOL SHED (592)
LUNGING ATTACK   XIAN LIN 7204              21  20  1   95 KANO CLAN (106)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OZADANWIN 7500             14   9  0   84 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
SLASHING ATTACK  TYQUAN DEAUX 7652          10   5  4   62 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
PARRY-LUNGE      TORINO 7753                 4   2  0   44 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is XIAN LIN 7204.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JACK REACHER 7740.  The ten other most popular fighters were JACK FROST 7659, 
PACEBALL 1 7745, RIVET 7577, KING BEE 7609, PLUG UGLY 7765, THE THRILL 7540, HAMILCAR 
7575, SARAH 7682, TORINO 7753, and TEXAS FLOOD 7608.

The least popular fighter this week was JACK AND COKE 7459.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MANILOW 7781, OZADANWIN 7500, GRAMM 7719, JACK B. NIMBLE 7788, 
SANDRA 7774, TOTAL 7612, BOLOGNA PONY 7403, UNCLE CREEPY 7604, KARN 7750, and EIRGOS 
7569.