DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/29/2013    Duedate: 06/11/2013

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-718

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DONEGAL
NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
(21-7627) [13-5-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DONEGAL                        VELOW
NOMADIC TRIBE (160)            DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
(21-7627) [13-5-0,127]         (21-7720) [6-3-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

XIAN LIN                       KING BEE
KANO CLAN (106)                THE BLUES (601)
(21-7204) [22-20-1,107]        (21-7609) [10-8-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BLUES (601)             42
2. ALL JACKED UP II (616)      41      NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
3. BLOOD AND SAND (600)        38      Unchartered Team
4. BEN'S BAZAAR (577)          37
5. CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)      30      THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  13   2  2 86.7   1/ 1 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      12  3 0
 2/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      511 385 21 57.0   2/ 9*THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  9  1 1
 3- 3 TOOL SHED (592)          147 125  2 54.0   3/ 6 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      9  6 1
 4/ 4 THE BLUES (601)          136 118  4 53.5   4/ 2 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        9  6 0
 5/ 5 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      775 682 32 53.2   5/ 3 THE BLUES (601)           9  6 0
 6/ 7 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     57  53  3 51.8   6/11 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    8  7 2
 7/ 0 KILL AT WILL (491)        23  22  5 51.1   7/ 8*MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   7  8 0
 8/ 6*DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      22  23  4 48.9   8/ 4 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        6  9 0
 9/ 9 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     136 148  6 47.9   9/10 KANO CLAN (106)           5  1 0
10/ 8 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        56  64  6 46.7  10/18 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)     5  5 1
11/10 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)   108 124 12 46.6  11/ 5*DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      5 10 1
12/11 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    82  98  4 45.6  12/12 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       5 10 0
13/12 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       245 295 17 45.4  13-13 TOOL SHED (592)           4  6 0
14/13 KANO CLAN (106)          390 482 23 44.7  14/19 BREAKERS (632)            4  6 0
15/14 BREAKERS (632)           100 133 10 42.9  15/14 LEGRAND'S CLONE BA (563)  4 11 2
16/15 PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)     33  44  2 42.9  16/15 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    4 11 0
17/16*MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   16  23  0 41.0  17/ 7 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     4 11 0
18/17 MORE COWBELL (611)        16  24  0 40.0  18/16 MORE COWBELL (611)        3  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18*PACE INVADERS (635)        2   3  0 40.0  19-17*PACE INVADERS (635)       2  3 0
20/19 LEGRAND'S CLONE BA (563)  20  37  2 35.1  20/ 0 KILL AT WILL (491)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 728): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 610): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 729): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 724): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 732): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 718): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 717): LUCIANA of THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 683): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 672): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (?, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 616): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 562): CARLESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 610): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 728): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 610): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 729): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 724): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 732): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 718): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 717): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 683): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 672): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 616): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 562): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 610) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): EL PRESIDENTE of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well Luciana finally made it to the top and got the throne.  There are lots of
good warriors wanting to take my spot as Duelmaster.  Hopefully I can fend off them
and stay Duelmaster!
     The drinks are on me at the local tavern.  Good luck to everyone and may the
best warrior win!!!

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of SUNSET!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always 
around the corner!  Witness how this week PUDDLE OF BLOOD went 3-2-1 to move up 8 in 
the rankings.  My praise to THE CEREAL KILLERS for their 4-1-1 week this time out.  
Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  JACK B. QUICK caught 
the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested KARN and was 
awarded 21 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, SUZY Q 
put down THAK, causing him to lose 15 points of recognition in the process.  Most 
watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was on DONEGAL as he bore arms against 
the challenge of reigning Duelmaster LUCIANA.  This time victory fell to the grasp of 
the usurper.  All hail DONEGAL, Duelmaster of SUNSET!  No confirmation, but my 
sources claim that the top team has gained their position using magical aids.  
Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  SUNSET, city of gladiators!  
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is TOOL SHED, a guild shunned and avoided by 
many in the weekly duels.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard 
pressed to find any of THE BLUES last week.  Busy avoiding TOOL SHED?  Loose talk at 
the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters 
are after ABSENTE.  Watch your back!  I cannot but express pride for the fearlessness 
of CENTAURIAN who cast caution to the winds and challenged SEVN HELLS, a fighter 27 
points higher.  I must admit to some joy.  Before my very eyes the underdog in this 
contest, CENTAURIAN, defeated SEVN HELLS to claim victory and recognition.  Give ADI 
credit for hers courage.  Did you note how she challenged PINK despite the 30 point 
difference in their rankings?  Do not the gods reward courage?  ADI it was that 
claimed victory in the bout, while also rising 26 points in recognition.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  PETULANT PETRAL has sworn to take up religion upon 
living to tell of its recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing indeed!  
The warrior's path is harsh.  For mediocrity there is but one reward--death.  This 
past week CARDINALE, at 1-8-1, departed SUNSET forever.  Many townsmen have begin to 
remark over the fact that after one more round of duels ALL JACKED UP II's Bloodfeud 
against BRANDON will have expired.  Walk proud, warriors of PUDDLE OF BLOOD!  By 
striking down AZURE ALBATROSS you have avenged the honor of your dead.  Your virtue 
is known to all in SUNSET.  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  
One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise 
are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONEGAL 7627                 13   5  0   127       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIME BOGGLING 7379           17  16  0   126       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 THE THRILL 7540              15   6  0   110       THE BLUES (601)
 XIAN LIN 7204                22  20  1   107       KANO CLAN (106)
 BRANDON 7641                 10   6  3   100       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 STOUT 7691                   17  18  0    98       BREAKERS (632)
-WHEELBARROW 7130             23  18  0    95       TOOL SHED (592)
 LUCIANA 7560                 15   7  1    92       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 HAMILCAR 7575                11   6  2    92       BLOOD AND SAND (600)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEASTLY SMURF 7479           16  17  1    89       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 KING BEE 7609                10   8  0    89       THE BLUES (601)
 SUZY Q 7628                   7   2  0    89       THE BLUES (601)
 METARU HEI 7058              21  10  0    87       KANO CLAN (106)
-MINAMI TORI 7077             20  12  0    86       KANO CLAN (106)
 OZADANWIN 7500               15   9  0    86       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 WAMBASU THE BOLD 7439        16  20  0    80       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 YOUNG BLOOD 5723             14  11  1    76       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 BRACKUS 7640                 10   6  1    73       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 ILLOOSIV 7189                 9   3  0    72       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 TEXAS FLOOD 7608              9  10  2    71       THE BLUES (601)
 JACK AND COKE 7459           17  17  0    70       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-RIVET 7577                   11   6  0    69       TOOL SHED (592)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAK 7524                    14  10  0    66       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 CHOK OWTLYN 7603              9  11  0    66       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-PHILLIPS HEAD 7269           15  14  0    65       TOOL SHED (592)
 GRAVITY THIEF 5627            8   2  2    65       KILL AT WILL (491)
 TYQUAN DEAUX 7652            11   5  4    64       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 HONEY BADGER 7295             7   3  0    63       MORE COWBELL (611)
 KILMOAR 7605                 10   8  0    62       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 SARAH 7682                    8   4  0    62       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671           10   4  1    60       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 IXION 7741                    5   3  0    57       BLOOD AND SAND (600)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BISHOP 7619                  10   8  1    56       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-MAME HOSHIRO 7591             8   9  1    56       KANO CLAN (106)
 CENTAURIAN 7618               7  11  2    55       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 OENOMAUS 7708                 7   5  0    52       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 TORINO 7753                   5   2  0    48       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 JACK FROST 7659               7   8  0    46       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 ABSENTE 7564                 11  11  0    44       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 SEVN HELLS 7636              10   7  1    43       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD 7293       5   2  0    43       MORE COWBELL (611)
 VELOW 7720                    6   3  0    42       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 PETULANT PETRAL 6510          5   7  1    42       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
-SAWZALL 7650                  4   5  0    42       TOOL SHED (592)
 BONHAM 7738                   4   4  0    40       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 SOULSTICE 7709                7   5  0    39       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 JACK REACHER 7740             4   4  0    36       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AZURE ALBATROSS 6509          5   7  1    33       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
 MORDRAITH 5631                4   6  2    33       KILL AT WILL (491)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACKLIN JAXSON 7755          4   3  0    33       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 GENERAL KILLS 7613            3   0  0    33       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 GRAMM 7719                    5   4  2    32       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 LITTLE FUJIKO 5630            6   4  0    31       KILL AT WILL (491)
 KILLOGG'S 7614                3   0  0    28       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 ADI 7780                      1   1  0    27       BREAKERS (632)
 CHELL 7723                    6   3  1    26       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
-TAPE MEASURE 7725             4   2  0    26       TOOL SHED (592)
 BRAIN FLAKES 7611             3   0  2    24       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK B. QUICK 7789            1   1  0    22       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 BOUDINI 7724                  5   5  1    21       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 LOTHARIUS 7589                5   2  1    21       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
 LOYD 7739                     3   5  0    21       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 BUILD A BARD 7764             4   2  0    20       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BLAKMOON 7790                 2   0  0    20       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-MEAT POPSICLE 7376            1   1  0    20       MORE COWBELL (611)
-BOLOGNA PONY 7403             2   3  0    18       MORE COWBELL (611)
 TOTAL 7612                    3   0  0    17       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 PINK 7735                     4   4  0    16       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 KARN 7750                     4   3  0    15       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 ALYSSA 7715                   3   3  0    15       BREAKERS (632)
 IOVIS 7799                    1   0  1    14       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 GRAY JAY 7794                 1   0  1    14       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
-PACEBOOK 7746                 1   0  0    13       PACE INVADERS (635)
 UNCLE CREEPY 7604             2   3  0    12       PUDDLE OF BLOOD (500)
-PACE VENTURA 7747             1   0  0    11       PACE INVADERS (635)
 MANILOW 7781                  3   0  0    10       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
-RON RON CLOU 5787             2   2  1     9       KILL AT WILL (491)
 ELEGANT EGRET 7768            2   3  0     9       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
 FLEA 7798                     1   0  0     9       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
-CANDY*EYESLUGGER 5733         1   3  0     8       KILL AT WILL (491)
 DREADNOUGHT 7795              1   0  0     7       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 MELAKY 7775                   1   2  0     5       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 SHREDDED KNEES 7615           1   2  0     5       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 PHANTASMAL PHOENIX 7767       0   5  0     5       LEGRAND'S CLONE BANK (563)
-PACE WINDU 7744               0   1  0     5       PACE INVADERS (635)
 DJORGUN 7785                  0   3  0     3       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-PACEBALL 1 7745               0   1  0     1       PACE INVADERS (635)
 ELMO 7801                     0   1  0     1       BREAKERS (632)
-SPEED PACER 7748              0   1  0     1       PACE INVADERS (635)
 RUINOUS 7800                  0   1  0     1       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK B. NIMBLE 7788     0  2 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 SPYMASTER             718  NONE
LIL' JACK HORNER 7507  18  8 2 ALL JACKED UP II 616 BRANDON 7641          715   
AULUS 7743              2  2 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   CENTAURIAN 7618       714  REVENGED
BLITZ 7687             10  8 3 BREAKERS 632         BRANDON 7641          714  NOT REVENGED
DAVID 7779              1  1 0 BREAKERS 632         IOVIS 7799            718   
KYLE 7749               1  2 0 BREAKERS 632         TYQUAN DEAUX 7652     716   
MR. TWISTER             0  0 0 DARK ARENA           PETULANT PETRAL 6510  718  NONE
CARDINALE 7721          1  8 1 DOK SIK KILLAS 633   BRAIN FLAKES 7611     718   
VIOLET VULTURE 7756     2  4 0 LEGRAND'S CLONE  563 GRAMM 7719            718   
DIAMOND DARRELL 7797    0  1 0 MASTERS OF MELOD 634 WURM KIN              718  NONE
GANGMUM STYLE 7635      1  2 0 MORE COWBELL 611     LOTHARIUS 7589        718   
DA 7796                 0  1 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD 500  DARK CHAMPION         718  NONE
EIRGOS 7569             3  4 0 PUDDLE OF BLOOD 500  AZURE ALBATROSS 6509  717  JUST REVENGED
SAMUEL 7639             7  6 0 RANDOM CHAOS 622     TYQUAN DEAUX 7652     715   
SAPPHIRE 7802           0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        DARK CHAMPION         718  NONE
MIDNIGHT 7606           7  7 0 THE UNHOLY ONES 624  MAME HOSHIRO 7591     714  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SANDRA 7774             1  3 0 THE UNHOLY ONES 624  GRAY JAY 7794         718   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

York -- Happy to oblige.  But could you teach them to teach me? -- TQD

Grim Fandango -- What can I say?  It's a knack. -- TQD

Stone Golem -- For a second I thought you were going to allow Plug Ugly to win and
return.  He wouldn't have been happy with me. -- The Cajun

Brackus -- There are some fights I am well suited for.  That is one of them.  I like
it. -- Donegal

Jack and Coke -- You Jack guys have been helping our record a lot lately.  Thought
I'd go down easily, did you?  Not so!  I wonder if there is another Jack around here
anywhere? -- Ozadanwin

Jack Frost -- Hey look!  It is another Jack!  Nice fight, but that one also goes to
the Tribe. -- Torino

Pat Sajak -- "Well done" and "Pansy" in the same sentence?  Interesting.  You are
almost sounding Kanoish with phrases like that.  We wouldn't want that. -- Nomad

Sarah -- Lucky!  They called it lucky!  Don't they know that is just how I fight?
That was the plan!  Luck!  No luck involved.  Just skill.  Well, some skill.  And
some armor. -- Ironwood

Grim Fandango -- No worries, we aren't going anywhere.  Just hard scaring up
replacements with a reputation of a slaughterhouse. -- Breakers

TQD -- Sigh... -- Breakers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PETULANT PETRAL viciously butchered MR. TWISTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
JACK B. NIMBLE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DIAMOND DARRELL was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
SAPPHIRE was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
YOUNG BLOOD viciously subdued AZURE ALBATROSS in a 2 minute gruesome Bloodfeud brawl.
JACK AND COKE was overpowered by BRANDON in a 3 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
LOYD was overpowered by TYQUAN DEAUX in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
LUCIANA was vanquished by DONEGAL in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
XIAN LIN viciously subdued HAMILCAR in a popular 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
SUZY Q handily defeated THAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
METARU HEI narrowly defeated WAMBASU THE BOLD in a 3 minute master's Challenge match.
BEASTLY SMURF was bested by THE THRILL in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
SARAH devastated BONHAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge bout.
CENTAURIAN won victory over SEVN HELLS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KILMOAR devastated SOULSTICE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
IXION devastated ABSENTE in a 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
JACK REACHER was luckily beaten by TORINO in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
VIOLET VULTURE was executed by GRAMM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CRACKLIN JAXSON devastated ALYSSA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BRAIN FLAKES assassinated CARDINALE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACK B. QUICK overpowered KARN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fray.
ADI handily defeated PINK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
GANGMUM STYLE was killed by LOTHARIUS in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
MIME BOGGLING vanquished CHOK OWTLYN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
KING BEE won victory over ILLOOSIV in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
TEXAS FLOOD was unbelievably bested by OZADANWIN in a 2 minute expert's bout.
BRACKUS was handily defeated by STOUT in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
SL'S IRONWOOD unbelievably bested VELOW in a 3 minute gory bout.
MORDRAITH was overpowered by OENOMAUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HONEY BADGER overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BISHOP defeated LITTLE FUJIKO in a exciting 2 minute bout.
GRAVITY THIEF overpowered AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JACK FROST devastated CHELL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOUDINI was devastated by GENERAL KILLS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BUILD A BARD devastated ELEGANT EGRET in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KILLOGG'S overpowered DJORGUN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PHANTASMAL PHOENIX slimly lost to TOTAL in a 3 minute beginner's match.
SANDRA was executed by GRAY JAY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MELAKY was beaten by DREADNOUGHT in a 1 minute novice's competition.
DAVID was viciously butchered by IOVIS in a 2 minute gory novice's duel.
MANILOW subdued ELMO in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
UNCLE CREEPY viciously subdued RUINOUS in a action packed 3 minute amateur's match.
BLAKMOON overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHREDDED KNEES was viciously subdued by FLEA in a 4 minute brutal amateur's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  13 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         AIMED BLOW        36 -  32 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  47 -  5      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         TOTAL PARRY       43 -  43 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  49 -  6      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  27 -  3      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    76 -  88 -  4      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  47 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  34 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 718 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DONEGAL 7627               13   5  0  127 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
LUNGING ATTACK   MIME BOGGLING 7379         17  16  0  126 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
AIMED BLOW       THE THRILL 7540            15   6  0  110 THE BLUES (601)
STRIKING ATTACK  BRANDON 7641               10   6  3  100 RANDOM CHAOS (622)
TOTAL PARRY      METARU HEI 7058            21  10  0   87 KANO CLAN (106)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OZADANWIN 7500             15   9  0   86 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
SLASHING ATTACK  TYQUAN DEAUX 7652          11   5  4   64 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
PARRY-LUNGE      TORINO 7753                 5   2  0   48 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is XIAN LIN 7204.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KING BEE 7609.  The ten other most popular fighters were UNCLE CREEPY 7604, 
BRANDON 7641, XIAN LIN 7204, PETULANT PETRAL 6510, JACK REACHER 7740, BISHOP 7619, 
YOUNG BLOOD 5723, IXION 7741, GANGMUM STYLE 7635, and TEXAS FLOOD 7608.

The least popular fighter this week was SHREDDED KNEES 7615.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RUINOUS 7800, MANILOW 7781, SANDRA 7774, TOTAL 7612, DJORGUN 
7785, ELEGANT EGRET 7768, BOUDINI 7724, CHELL 7723, AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD 7293, and 
BRACKUS 7640.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STOUT (21-7691) BREAKERS (632)