DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/24/2013    Duedate: 08/06/2013

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-722

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KING BEE
THE BLUES (601)
(21-7609) [13-9-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRANDON                        POSITION IS EMPTY
RANDOM CHAOS (622)             
(21-7641) [13-6-3,121]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

XIAN LIN                       BRANDON
KANO CLAN (106)                RANDOM CHAOS (622)
(21-7204) [24-22-1,104]        (21-7641) [13-6-3,121]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLOOD AND SAND (600)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         62
2. MASTERS OF MELODY (634)     43      REAL BEER (424)
3. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         37      Unchartered Team
4. TOOL SHED (592)             32
5. RANDOM CHAOS (622)          30       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 REAL BEER (424)          137  67 10 67.2   1/ 5 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     10  4 1
 2/ 3 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       54  39  5 58.1   2/ 2 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        9  6 1
 3/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      523 393 22 57.1   3/ 1 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       9  6 0
 4- 5 DEVIATION (593)          159 124  9 56.2   4- 3 DEVIATION (593)           8  2 0
 5/ 7 STEELERS (283)            44  35  2 55.7   5/ 7 STEELERS (283)            8  4 1
 6/ 6 TOOL SHED (592)          153 129  2 54.3   6/ 4 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       7  7 0
 7/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      785 690 32 53.2   7/14 TOOL SHED (592)           6  4 0
 8/10 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     66  60  3 52.4   8/ 6 THE UNHOLY ONES (624)     6  6 0
 9/11 THE BLUES (601)          141 133  4 51.5   9/ 9 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    6  9 1
10/12 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     146 152  7 49.0  10/ 8 DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      6  9 0
11/15 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        63  71  6 47.0  11/10 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        5  5 0
12/13 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)   112 130 13 46.3  12/17 REAL BEER (424)           4  0 0
13/14 DOK SIK KILLAS (633)      30  35  4 46.2  13-11*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB  (637)  4  6 0
14/16 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       257 303 18 45.9  14/12 THE BLUES (601)           4 11 0
15/17 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    90 110  5 45.0  15/16 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       3  6 0
16/18 KANO CLAN (106)          392 490 23 44.4  16-18 MORE COWBELL (611)        2  2 0
17-19*THE HATCHETMEN (268)      13  17  1 43.3  17/20 MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   2  7 1
18-21 MORE COWBELL (611)        18  26  0 40.9  18/15 CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)    1  4 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB  (637)   4   6  0 40.0  19-21*PACE INVADERS (635)       1  4 1
20/23 MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   20  31  1 39.2  20/22 KANO CLAN (106)           1  7 0
21-24*PACE INVADERS (635)        3   7  1 30.0  21-24*THE HATCHETMEN (268)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

ALL JACKED UP II (616)   Pat Sajak       MORE COWBELL (611)       Scruffy Puff
BEN & JERRY'S (596)      Mannequin       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      Nomad
BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       Gentleben       OMINOUS REIGN (584)      Archaic Elf
BLOOD AND SAND (600)     Deep Thought    PACE INVADERS (635)      Pacemaker
BREAKERS (632)           ?               RANDOM CHAOS (622)       Tolbin
CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)   The Cajun       REAL BEER (424)          Crip
DEVIATION (593)          Marma Duke      STEELERS (283)           ?
DOC LEGRAND'S LAB  (637) Doc Legrand     THE BLUES (601)          Buri
DOK SIK KILLAS (633)     Dok Sik         THE CEREAL KILLERS (627) ?
GRIM FANDANGO (454)      Stik            THE HATCHETMEN (268)     ?
KANO CLAN (106)          Doc Miracle     THE UNHOLY ONES (624)    Daikkan
MASTERS OF MELODY (634)  Dr. Feelgood    TOOL SHED (592)          Leprechaun

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 732): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 614): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 733): Y THE BOLD of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 728): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 736): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 722): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 721): BEASTLY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 687): THE FLYEST of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 676): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 670): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 620): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 566): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 614): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 732): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 614): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 733): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 728): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 736): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 722): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 721): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 867): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 676): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 670): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 620): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 566): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 614) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): VITHAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
                           HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 721): BEASTLY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
                           MIME BOGGLING of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
               (turn 720): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 675): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     "Hello Sunset, it is I your Duelmaster Mime Boggling here to address you... and
those idiots that call themselves the Gladitorial Commission.  SH?  Really?  You have
got to be kidding me, nobody is their right mind uses the SH... what do I look like a
Parry Lunger?  And LO/MOD?  Really?  The only thing you got right is my fav learn
DEF."  <muffled thuds can be heard coming from somewhere>  "I have these great
numbers and you saddle me with these pathetic favs... so pathetic that my idiot boss
says I am going to have plenty of time to practice my first profession... I thought
he meant fighting until he handed me the keys to an invisible box."
     <shattering glass and screams can be heard from off stage>
     "Where is that no good can't beat a shadow puppet of a lunger?"  Cutting his way
through the curtain draped behind the speaker, the real Duelmaster takes his rightful
place behind the podium.  "You are not the Duelmaster... if you would bother to read
the banner it says BEASTLY SMURF....  That is me, I am the Duelmaster and this
gathering is to honor me not dishonor our guild.  Now get your miming butt off this
stage!"
     "You don't deserve to be Duelmaster....  I was the one at the top of the
Challenger Champions for turn after turn while you floundered around barely able to
collect Promotion points....  I am the awesome one....  I am the one that should be
Duelmaster so I will take it anyway I can!"
     "You deserve to be Duelmaster?  Why?  Because you can talk?  Oooooooh, guess
what, genius?  Mimes are suppose to be SILENT!!!!  Now shut your yap and get out of
here so I can amaze the crowd with my amazing stats."
     "Amazing Stats?  You have to be kidding, munchkin!"
     "Munchkin?  You are all of 1 inch taller than me brother, I am 5'5" while you
are 5'6".  I am much stronger than you, my ST measures 16 after training very hard
once. You only have 12 after you trained once."
     "So?  Even with the 12 I still hit just as hard as you...GOOD, we both have the
same CN, 10 after 1 train for each of us.  But I have a natural 21 WL while you had
to train once to get there.  Also, I am VERY intelligent while you are... bright....
HAHAHAHA!!!  What a genius you must be HAHAHAHA"
     "Hey genius... didn't take a genius to take the throne, all you had to do is
kill a TP and enjoy a Jack and Coke afterwards... and you know what the best part is"
     "What?"
     "Even though you have better numbers, 12(1)-10(1)-8-17-21-5-13 LU, 16(1)-10(1)-
7-13-21(1)-10-11 SL; I got better favs, SC VH/VL ATT while you got SH (hahaha) LO/MO
DEF(DEF is nice).  You have more skills, MAS INI/ATT/DEF EXP RIP to my MAS INI/ATT
EXP DEC.  But even with all that, you are retiring while I have a shot at a future...
that is the best part, brother...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
     "Good day Sunset and may your futures be brighter than Mime Boggling's.  For my
last match I am leaving it up to chance and your desire to win.  I did not challenge
or avoid anyone.  May the best man win."

Your real Duelmaster,
Beastly Smurf

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for SUNSET.  Too bad, NOMADIC TRIBE, but BLOOD 
AND SAND was just too good to be stopped.  TOOL SHED like really fought hard to move 
up to 7th from 14th.  Way to go!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, 
STEELERS!  'Cause they got 4-0-1 and moved up to 5th!  MVP award for PHILLIPS HEAD?  
TOOL SHED's proud of him after beating CHOCOLATE THERAPY and getting 25 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  CHOCOLATE THERAPY got smashed by PHILLIPS HEAD, and lost 
39 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all SUNSET.  
She got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) Like, KING BEE must be 
pretty gutsy!  He challenged the Duelmaster from BEN'S BAZAAR.  Does this guy have a 
death wish or what!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome KING BEE.  Aren't THE BLUES proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of STEELERS must be getting lonely.  They were the 
most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what CAJUN 
APOCALYPSE's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
STEELERS, that's fer sher.  Ooh!  Did SOULSTICE really know what he was doing when he 
challenged KILMOAR?  A 10-5-0 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what 
it means.) Like, was that some fighting on SOULSTICE's part, or what?  And he got 25 
points out of it!  (besides getting in my report)  Poor KILMOAR.  I'm not so sure 
SEVN HELLS knew all the facts when he challenged BRACKUS of RANDOM CHAOS.  I saw SEVN 
HELLS stumbling and dribbling at Cagliostro's Castle last week...  Do you think SEVN 
HELLS knew something before he challenged BRACKUS?  He got a win and 26 points.  What 
will the guy do next?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All SUNSET ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Like, who is this guy???  MANILOW gets sent to the Dark Arena, 
battles BLACK ORC, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet MASTERS OF MELODY manager is 
surprised!  What a bummer!  PINK got wasted by HIJACK!  But with a 5-7-0, I guess 
MASTERS OF MELODY aren't too bummed.  It was kind of sad, seeing old JACK REACHER 
stumbling around the arena, before MEAN JOE GREEN finished it off.  Oh well!  What if 
they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING BEE 7609                13   9  0   110       THE BLUES (601)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOEGARDEN 5554               15  14  0   125       REAL BEER (424)
-THAT! 5272                   14   5  2   125       REAL BEER (424)
 BRANDON 7641                 13   6  3   121       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
-WHIRLED PEACE 6984           15   9  0   120       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 XIAN LIN 7204                24  22  1   104       KANO CLAN (106)
 GREEN KING 5183               6   2  0   104       REAL BEER (424)
 PHILLIPS HEAD 7269           17  14  0   103       TOOL SHED (592)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHEELBARROW 7130             24  19  0   101       TOOL SHED (592)
-MY SWORD AND SAVIOR 7150     22  16  0    99       DEVIATION (593)
 WAMBASU THE BOLD 7439        17  23  0    94       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 THAK 7524                    15  13  0    92       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
-STELLA ARTOIS 5560           15   7  0    91       REAL BEER (424)
 BISHOP 7619                  13   9  1    91       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OZADANWIN 7500               16  12  0    90       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SEVN HELLS 7636              13   8  1    88       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 METARU HEI 7058              21  11  0    87       KANO CLAN (106)
-HONEY BADGER 7295             8   3  0    86       MORE COWBELL (611)
 CHOCOLATE THERAPY 6994       11   4  1    84       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
 SOULSTICE 7709               10   5  0    84       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-IXION 7741                    7   3  0    82       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 RIVET 7577                   12   7  0    80       TOOL SHED (592)
-DIRTYWORK SCAPEGOAT 7281     16  10  0    79       DEVIATION (593)
 HAMILCAR 7575                12   8  2    78       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 TORINO 7753                   8   3  0    78       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MINAMI TORI 7077             20  13  0    74       KANO CLAN (106)
 WEBSTER 3197                 14   7  0    73       STEELERS (283)
 TEXAS FLOOD 7608             10  13  2    72       THE BLUES (601)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671           14   4  1    70       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 BRACKUS 7640                 11   9  1    69       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
-SLAYER OF NAZGULS 7501        6   3  1    69       DEVIATION (593)
 TYQUAN DEAUX 7652            12   6  4    67       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHOK OWTLYN 7603             11  13  0    66       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 HARRIS 3200                  13   8  1    63       STEELERS (283)
 KILMOAR 7605                 12  10  0    63       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 CENTAURIAN 7618               8  14  2    63       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 JACK B. QUICK 7789            5   1  0    63       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 OENOMAUS 7708                 9   6  0    60       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-AHMAD SHAH MASSOUD 7293       6   2  0    59       MORE COWBELL (611)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHELL 7723                    8   5  1    56       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 SUZY Q 7628                   7   6  0    53       THE BLUES (601)
 ABSENTE 7564                 12  14  0    50       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 SARAH 7682                   10   6  0    48       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
-NIGHT DIVIDES THEDAY 7546     5   2  0    42       DEVIATION (593)
 BONHAM 7738                   4   5  0    42       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 SAWZALL 7650                  5   6  0    40       TOOL SHED (592)
 SMITHWICK 6348                4   3  1    40       REAL BEER (424)
 BUILD A BARD 7764             7   3  0    39       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 MAME HOSHIRO 7591             8  13  1    38       KANO CLAN (106)
 JACK FROST 7659               7  12  0    38       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 GRAMM 7719                    7   6  2    35       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANILOW 7781                  5   0  1    33       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 LOYD 7739                     4   5  0    33       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 HIJACK 7806                   3   1  1    33       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-PACEBOOK 7746                 2   0  1    33       PACE INVADERS (635)
 TAPE MEASURE 7725             5   3  0    29       TOOL SHED (592)
 IOVIS 7799                    3   1  1    27       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 DJORGUN 7785                  3   3  1    27       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 MEAN JOE GREEN 4740           6   2  1    26       STEELERS (283)
 FLEA 7798                     2   3  0    26       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 BOUDINI 7724                  6   6  1    25       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VELOW 7720                    6   7  0    25       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PETULANT PELICAN 7815         2   0  0    23       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB V2 (637)
 STALLWORTH 4764               4   1  0    20       STEELERS (283)
-MEAT POPSICLE 7376            1   1  0    20       MORE COWBELL (611)
-ANDREA 2988                   3   3  0    18       THE HATCHETMEN (268)
 DIERKIN 7827                  1   0  0    18       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
 CRACKLIN JAXSON 7755          4   5  0    17       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
 MELAKY 7775                   2   3  0    17       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 GRAY JAY 7794                 2   1  1    16       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
-BOLOGNA PONY 7403             2   4  0    16       MORE COWBELL (611)
 BLAKMOON 7790                 2   3  0    15       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-HILDEGARDE 2989               2   4  1    14       THE HATCHETMEN (268)
-DOC 2985                      2   3  0    14       THE HATCHETMEN (268)
-HELL HATH NO FURY 7554        3   4  0    13       DEVIATION (593)
 RUINOUS 7800                  2   3  0    13       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 DELAMAR 7805                  1   0  0    13       THE UNHOLY ONES (624)
-PACE VENTURA 7747             1   1  0    12       PACE INVADERS (635)
 WILEY BROOKS 7819             1   0  1    11       CAJUN APOCALYPSE (602)
-CLOTILDA 3119                 1   1  0    11       THE HATCHETMEN (268)
 DRAKK 7804                    2   2  0     9       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
 CINNAMON BUNS 7830            1   0  0     8       BEN & JERRY'S (596)
-AZURE ALBATROSS 7814          1   1  0     8       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB V2 (637)
-SNOWY OWL 7812                1   1  0     8       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB V2 (637)
 HOOCHIE COOCHIE 7816          1   2  0     5       THE BLUES (601)
 LZZY 7809                     0   1  0     5       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 GALLEN 7820                   1   1  0     4       DOK SIK KILLAS (633)
-PACEBALL 1 7745               0   2  0     2       PACE INVADERS (635)
 MONTEREY JACK 7831            0   1  0     2       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 HEY JOE 7826                  0   2  0     2       THE BLUES (601)
-PINK FLAMINGO 7811            0   2  0     2       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB V2 (637)
-CRYSTAL CONDOR 7824           0   1  0     1       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB V2 (637)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK REACHER 7740       4  8 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 MEAN JOE GREEN 4740   722   
LATE NIGHT SNACK 7828   0  1 0 BEN & JERRY'S 596    BLACK ORC             722  NONE
S'MORES 7829            0  1 0 BEN & JERRY'S 596    ARENAMASTER HART      722  NONE
DAVID 7779              1  1 0 BREAKERS 632         IOVIS 7799            718  NOT REVENGED
DREADNOUGHT 7795        1  1 0 CAJUN APOCALYPSE 602 FRACTAL 7669          719   
BLACK ORC               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           MANILOW 7781          722  NONE
CARDINALE 7721          1  8 1 DOK SIK KILLAS 633   BRAIN FLAKES 7611     718  NOT REVENGED
KARN 7750               5  4 0 DOK SIK KILLAS 633   PACEBOOK 7746         720   
VIOLET VULTURE 7756     2  4 0 LEGRAND'S CLONE  563 GRAMM 7719            718  NOT REVENGED
PINK 7735               5  7 0 MASTERS OF MELOD 634 HIJACK 7806           722   
GANGMUM STYLE 7635      1  2 0 MORE COWBELL 611     LOTHARIUS 7589        718  NONE
TRAMORE 7832            0  1 0 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    WILEY BROOKS 7819     722   
PACE WINDU 7744         0  2 0 PACE INVADERS 635    DJORGUN 7785          720   
SANDRA 7774             1  3 0 THE UNHOLY ONES 624  GRAY JAY 7794         718  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tribe -- Congrats on taking back over the current top team. -- Ben's Bazaar

Chocolate Therapy -- Damn you!  I do not need therapy of any kind...you bafoon! --
Mime Boggling

Ghost of Jack and Coke -- You are a mighty fine drink especially at Sunset. --
Beastly Smurf
P.S.  Thanks for challenging, dying and helping me take the throne; you, sir, are a
great friend.  HAHAHAHAHA

Chok Owtlyn -- You will be nothing but a chock outline when we are through with you.
-- Centaurian

Green King -- Your record is deceiving. -- Bishop

Jack Reacher -- The win was just out of your reach I am afraid, come back when you
improve.  HAHAHAHAHAHA -- Build a Bard

ALL -- Tis a great day to laugh at your enemies...HAHAHAHAHA -- Gentleben

Kano -- FYI, you are not an enemy as an enemy demonstrates a certain level of threat
whether that be in skill or strength and you have neither....  HAHAHAHA -- Gentleben

LP/DM Beastly Smurf -- Beastly indeed for a little blue dude!  Congrats on the win,
the kill, the throne, and the grad notice!  Guess good things come to those who wait
(and whose managers lobby heavily!)  Likewise to your stablemate!  Please, no more
mimes in the future.  Nobody enjoys them. -- Grim Fandango

Mannequin and B&J's -- Good to see you back in action and looking for some new
recruits by the look of it!  And you still managed to steal top team on the move from
me!  Dag nabbit!!  That sounded very Consortium-like, didn't it? -- Stik

Oh HO, 4 and OH, yah saaayyyy!!!!  Nice...I needed that. -- Stik

Looks like everybody (of mine) survived the tourney, now if I could just get the
results, that'd be SUPER! -- Stik

Dok Sik Killas -- We got up on you that cycle, apparently.  Many thanks for the Ws!!
--Grim Fandango

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MANILOW delivered the death blow upon BLACK ORC in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
LATE NIGHT SNACK was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
S'MORES was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MIME BOGGLING was devastated by XIAN LIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KING BEE demolished BEASTLY SMURF in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
WAMBASU THE BOLD was unbelievably bested by WHEELBARROW in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
THAK handily defeated TEXAS FLOOD in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BISHOP won victory over HAMILCAR in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
OZADANWIN viciously subdued MINAMI TORI in a 12 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
SOULSTICE overpowered KILMOAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHOK OWTLYN was subdued by WEBSTER in a 5 minute master's Challenge competition.
SEVN HELLS demolished BRACKUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ABSENTE was savagely defeated by OENOMAUS in a 7 minute Challenge conflict.
CENTAURIAN won victory over SUZY Q in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
SARAH viciously subdued JACK FROST in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fray.
CHELL was unbelievably bested by SL'S IRONWOOD in a popular 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SMITHWICK demolished VELOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GRAY JAY was beaten by IOVIS in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
HIJACK butchered PINK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CHOCOLATE THERAPY was overpowered by PHILLIPS HEAD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GREEN KING beat RIVET in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
BRANDON viciously subdued METARU HEI in a popular 6 minute gory veteran's bout.
TYQUAN DEAUX lost to TORINO in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
HARRIS defeated BONHAM in a 2 minute brutal bout.
MAME HOSHIRO was viciously subdued by BUILD A BARD in a 3 minute gruesome bout.
SAWZALL was handily defeated by JACK B. QUICK in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
GRAMM handily defeated BLAKMOON in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BOUDINI was overpowered by LOYD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CRACKLIN JAXSON was overcome by FLEA in a 2 minute fight.
JACK REACHER was narrowly killed by MEAN JOE GREEN in a popular 2 minute gory match.
TAPE MEASURE overpowered MELAKY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUINOUS was narrowly defeated by DJORGUN in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
DRAKK bested HEY JOE in a 1 minute bloody novice's battle.
STALLWORTH beat MONTEREY JACK in a 2 minute brutal novice's fray.
HOOCHIE COOCHIE was savagely defeated by CINNAMON BUNS in a 1 minute conflict.
GALLEN was overpowered by DIERKIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LZZY was handily defeated by DELAMAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WILEY BROOKS slaughtered TRAMORE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         AIMED BLOW        41 -  31 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  20 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  30 -  4      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  46 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    69 -  77 -  4      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  51 -  5      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  43 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  27 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  50 -  3      40  |

Turn 722 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  8         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  9         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   KING BEE 7609              13   9  0  110 THE BLUES (601)
STRIKING ATTACK  BRANDON 7641               13   6  3  121 RANDOM CHAOS (622)
LUNGING ATTACK   XIAN LIN 7204              24  22  1  104 KANO CLAN (106)
AIMED BLOW       GREEN KING 5183             6   2  0  104 REAL BEER (424)
TOTAL PARRY      WHEELBARROW 7130           24  19  0  101 TOOL SHED (592)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OZADANWIN 7500             16  12  0   90 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
SLASHING ATTACK  SOULSTICE 7709             10   5  0   84 GRIM FANDANGO (454)
PARRY-LUNGE      TORINO 7753                 8   3  0   78 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
PARRY-STRIKE     HARRIS 3200                13   8  1   63 STEELERS (283)
WALL OF STEEL    BUILD A BARD 7764           7   3  0   39 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is XIAN LIN 7204.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BRANDON 7641.  The ten other most popular fighters were OENOMAUS 7708, CHOK 
OWTLYN 7603, CHELL 7723, WAMBASU THE BOLD 7439, JACK REACHER 7740, TYQUAN DEAUX 7652, 
DJORGUN 7785, SARAH 7682, GREEN KING 5183, and HARRIS 3200.

The least popular fighter this week was MINAMI TORI 7077.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LZZY 7809, GALLEN 7820, HOOCHIE COOCHIE 7816, HEY JOE 7826, 
BOUDINI 7724, CHOCOLATE THERAPY 6994, PINK 7735, VELOW 7720, JACK FROST 7659, and 
ABSENTE 7564.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BRANDON (21-7641) RANDOM CHAOS (622)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MIME BOGGLING (21-7379) BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
BEASTLY SMURF (21-7479) BEN'S BAZAAR (577)