DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/05/2014    Duedate: 02/18/2014

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-736

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TORINO
NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
(21-7753) [18-7-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TORINO                         PACE VENTURA
NOMADIC TRIBE (160)            PACE INVADERS (635)
(21-7753) [18-7-0,119]         (21-7747) [5-4-0,55]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BELL                           ARIA
OMINOUS REIGN (584)            MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
(21-7258) [17-10-1,110]        (21-7960) [1-1-0,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MASTERS OF MELODY (634)     38
2. THE BLUES (601)             35      THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
3. THE GRID IRON (642)         34      Unchartered Team
4. D.R.I. (536)                33
5. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         33      MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  35  13  4 72.9   1/ 1 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627) 10  4 1
 2- 3 TOON INN (629)            33  17  1 66.0   2/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       9  6 0
 3- 4*THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)   11   7  1 61.1   3/14*MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   6  4 0
 4/ 5*MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)    6   4  0 60.0   4/ 6 THE BLUES (601)           6  6 0
 5/ 7 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      560 425 24 56.9   5/ 8 D.R.I. (536)              6  9 1
 6/ 6 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       60  48  8 55.6   6/13 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       6  9 0
 7/ 8 THE BLUES (601)          176 154  5 53.3   7/10 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    5  5 0
 8/ 9 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      814 727 35 52.8   8/ 5 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       5  7 3
 9/10 D.R.I. (536)             156 143  8 52.2   9/ 4 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        5 10 0
10/12 OMINOUS REIGN (584)      203 189 15 51.8  10- 3 CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     4  1 0
11/ 0 DARK AT HEART (586)      165 167 12 49.7  11/ 7 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      4 11 1
12/13 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     177 188  9 48.5  12/ 0 DARK AT HEART (586)       3  2 0
13-14 TOMCATS (631)             16  18  0 47.1  13/15 MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   3  4 1
14/15 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       292 338 19 46.3  14/11 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       3  7 2
15-16 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        87 101  8 46.3  15/ 9*PACE INVADERS (635)       3  7 0
16/17 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   120 140  7 46.2  16-16*THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)   2  0 0
17/18 MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   48  58  4 45.3  17-17 TOON INN (629)            2  2 0
18/19 KANO CLAN (106)          406 514 24 44.1  18-12 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 CELESTIAL WRATH (579)     63  92  6 40.6  19-21 TOMCATS (631)             1  1 0
20-21*MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)  11  17  2 39.3  20-20 DESTINY (82)              1  3 0
21-22 DESTINY (82)              74 127  4 36.8  21-22*MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)  1  4 1
22/23*PACE INVADERS (635)       15  30  4 33.3  22/ 0*THE GRID IRON (642)       1  4 0
23/ 0*THE GRID IRON (642)        1   4  0 20.0  23/23 KANO CLAN (106)           1  5 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 628): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 751): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): MIKE MCCREADY of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 747): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 701): ONE TRICK PONY of PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 690): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 983): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 580): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 628): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 628): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 751): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 747): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 701): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 690): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 683): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 580): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 628) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                            DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
                (turn 741): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
                           BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
                           GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 749): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 736): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 735): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
                           GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
               (turn 734): WHIRLED PEACE of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
                           CHOCOLATE THERAPY of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 634): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     One and done!!  That's all the time I get up here at the top.  I'm the 4th
warrior from the D.R.I. squad to sit at the apex of Sunset.  Thanks for the
challenge, Metaru Hei.  I enjoyed the six minutes you gave me to just pound on ya
inside that tin can you were wearing.  My manager thought I wouldn't survive to see
my invitation to the isle.  Something about a 3 con, whatever that is.  Here are my
stats according to the commission:  11-3-7-21-15-16-11  Mod/VL Small shield.  A small
shield?!?  Really?  Oh well, I'm off to Talahya to live the good life.  Keep the
blood flowing, Sunset.

Lord Protector Justin Credible

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
SUNSET.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Take a 
look at MAIDENS OF MALICE's act, as they have a 3-2-0 week and gain 11 places in the 
team ranking.  For every winner there is a loser.  Speaking of losers, lets take a 
look at CELESTIAL WRATH, who went down to 3rd from 10th.  Life is tough.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for HENDRIX, who flew up 31 points in the rankings after mashing 
SAM-MARIAH SAMURAI like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  SORROW was bested by KILLOGG'S and drops 17 
points.  Unlike most arenas, JUSTIN CREDIBLE managed to get his challenge off against 
the 17-7-0 TORINO.  In front of all the crowds, TORINO took the Duelmaster's crown 
for hers own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the 
body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that BLOOD AND SAND was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of BLOOD AND SAND's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  BLOOD AND SAND + Weapons That go Boom = D.R.I. + Avoid 
City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, TORINO would be president.  
Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win.  In a mismatch, our friend 
BUILD A BARD of BEN'S BAZAAR got heroic notions and challenged BONHAM.  What did it 
get him?  A 14-10-0 record, that's what.  Some advice to BUILD A BARD.  Please don't 
challenge up 29 points to fight a 14-9-1 fighter like, say BONHAM.  (Okay, so it may 
be a little late).  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, NUMB CHUCK went 
after TOTAL, who was higher by 24 points.  Well, when the dust settled, NUMB CHUCK 
was defeated by TOTAL.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  MAME HOSHIRO defied all odds and slew 
QUICKSILVER in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
QUICKSILVER's meat is notoriously tough.  For those of you who missed it, Death 
showed up, grabbed DJORGUN by the ear and took him away to a place where he won't 
need a coat.  Proving again that SUNSET is not rated G, BELL of the OMINOUS REIGN 
slew the warrior OENOMAUS in a rather bloody bout.  Let's look for a bloodfeud.  
Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  SAM-MARIAH SAMURAI II:  THE REMATCH.  Solution for 
urban overcrowding:  HENDRIX killed SAM-MARIAH SAMURAI.  Ask not the elves for 
counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORINO 7753                  18   7  0   119       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK B. QUICK 7789           12   6  0   113       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 BELL 7258                    17  10  1   110       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-NICK SEAFORT 7513            14  11  1   104       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 BONHAM 7738                  14   9  1   104       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451       17  14  1   101       D.R.I. (536)
-GENERAL KILLS 7613            9   0  0    98       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-METARU HEI 7058              25  20  0    95       KANO CLAN (106)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671           20  12  1    94       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DESPAIR 7001                 18  21  3    93       DARK AT HEART (586)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARK HYENA 823               14  28  1    89       DESTINY (82)
-BJORN YARLSON 824            16  25  2    85       DESTINY (82)
 JOE MAMA 6771                14   9  0    81       D.R.I. (536)
 MAME HOSHIRO 7591            14  21  2    79       KANO CLAN (106)
 IXION 7741                   12  10  0    77       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 INSPIRE 7219                 15  16  1    70       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-SIGURD YARLSON 822           12  29  0    69       DESTINY (82)
 ACHERON 7179                 10   7  1    69       DARK AT HEART (586)
 MONTEREY JACK 7831            8   5  2    67       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUILD A BARD 7764            14  10  0    66       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 RUINOUS 7800                  8  11  0    59       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-TYGRA ZOOT SUIT 7241          6   1  1    58       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
-EDDIE BOSS 7637              10   5  0    57       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HENDRIX 7888                  4   1  1    56       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 PACE VENTURA 7747             5   4  0    55       PACE INVADERS (635)
 KILLOGG'S 7614                7   3  0    54       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 BLAKMOON 7790                 8  11  0    50       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 IOVIS 7799                    9   9  1    49       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 PACEBALL 2 7855               4   3  3    48       PACE INVADERS (635)
-LOYD 7739                     8  12  0    46       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 TRAEVENMORE 7851              8   5  1    40       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 SORROW 7257                   5   6  0    34       DARK AT HEART (586)
-TARUM 7852                    5   4  0    34       RANDOM CHAOS (622)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIJACK 7806                   7   9  1    33       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-SWEET ROSICRUCIAN 4908        3   2  2    33       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
 GANNICUS 7897                 3   4  0    33       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-THE HUNTRESS 2248             3   5  0    33       DESTINY (82)
 SHREDDED KNEES 7615           5   5  1    32       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 TOTAL 7612                    7   3  0    29       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEATIES 7908                 4   1  1    27       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 FIONA 7962                    2   0  0    27       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
-CHEMICAL WEDDING 4904         5   3  0    26       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
-CERES 7896                    4   2  0    25       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 THE LEVEE 7938                2   0  0    25       THE BLUES (601)
-UNDERDOG 7646                 7   3  0    24       TOON INN (629)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVERSTAR 7670                 6   4  1    23       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 SICKNESS 7380                 3   0  0    22       DARK AT HEART (586)
 JACK SABBATH 7891             4   2  0    20       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
-BUDDY 7677                    5   4  0    19       TOMCATS (631)
 DESIREE 7961                  2   0  0    19       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
-CHICKENHAWK 7679              2   1  0    18       TOON INN (629)
 WALTER PAYTON 7952            1   0  0    18       THE GRID IRON (642)
-WILYKIT SCARF 7386            2   0  0    17       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 JUKE 7932                     2   0  0    17       THE BLUES (601)
 LADYHAWK 7910                 3   1  1    16       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-MUMRA SUSPENDERS 7358         2   0  0    16       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 DEDAHED 7907                  1   4  0    15       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 PARK PACE 7919                2   1  0    14       PACE INVADERS (635)
 EVERLAST 7928                 2   1  0    13       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-BULLSEYE 7674                 1   3  0    12       TOMCATS (631)
 BRUTALFUL 7963                1   1  0    12       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
-MUDSLIDE 7921                 2   0  0    11       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 BERIOS BURNING 7953           1   1  0    11       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-PESKY 7675                    3   1  0    10       TOMCATS (631)
-THOR 3 7902                   2   3  0    10       TOMCATS (631)
 FLYTRAP 7909                  2   2  0    10       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
-PANTHRO TANKTOP 7242          1   1  0    10       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
-TOM SLICK 7710                2   3  0     9       TOON INN (629)
-PETE 7678                     2   2  0     8       TOMCATS (631)
-SHAW 7912                     1   2  0     8       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
-QUASAR 7933                   1   0  0     7       CELESTIAL WRATH (579)
 ARIA 7960                     1   1  0     6       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 RED ROOSTER 7968              1   0  0     6       THE BLUES (601)
 GOOD IDEA FAIRY 7954          1   1  0     6       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-KELVIN 7913                   1   2  0     5       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 PUS 7381                      1   2  0     5       DARK AT HEART (586)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               0   5  0     5       D.R.I. (536)
 UNODOS PACE 7958              1   1  0     4       PACE INVADERS (635)
 NUN CHUCK 7956                1   1  0     4       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 NUMB CHUCK 7955               1   1  0     4       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 VYXXEN 7964                   0   2  0     3       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 LITTLE BOU 7929               0   3  0     3       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-CHEETARA BIKINI 7375          0   2  0     2       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727             0   1  0     1       KANO CLAN (106)
 MARK SANCHEZ 7949             0   1  0     1       THE GRID IRON (642)
 O J SIMPSON 7951              0   1  0     1       THE GRID IRON (642)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KNUCKLES 7096           8  8 0 420 B.C. 594         PACEBALL 2 7855       733   
JACK FROST 7659        13 16 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 BONHAM 7738           733   
JACK LEG 9 7969         0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 WURM KIN              736  NONE
BOVINITY DIVINIT 7976   0  1 0 BEN & JERRY'S 596    QUICKSILVER           736  NONE
DASTARDLY MASH 7941     1  1 1 BEN & JERRY'S 596    SPYMASTER             736  NONE
ETHAN ALMOND 7975       0  1 0 BEN & JERRY'S 596    STONE GOLEM           736  NONE
ISLAND PARADISE 7973    0  1 0 BEN & JERRY'S 596    BLACK ORC             736  NONE
SAM-MARIAH SAMUR 7845   7  7 1 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     HENDRIX 7888          736   
SANDY CLAUS 7915        0  2 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     CHEATIES 7908         734   
DJORGUN 7785            9 11 3 BLOOD AND SAND 600   SOCRATES OF SHRE 6451 736   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OENOMAUS 7708          16 13 0 BLOOD AND SAND 600   BELL 7258             736   
SUDDEN IMPACT 7877      2  5 1 CELESTIAL WRATH 579  SHREDDED KNEES 7615   733  REVENGED
NADA 7965               0  1 0 D.R.I. 536           BANDIT PRINCE         736  NONE
QUICKSILVER             0  0 0 DARK ARENA           MAME HOSHIRO 7591     736  NONE
D.F.A. 7957             0  2 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    WURM KIN              736  NONE
FEVER DREAM 7892        3  2 1 GRIM FANDANGO 454    MONTEREY JACK 7831    733   
LZZY 7809               9  4 0 MASTERS OF MELOD 634 DJORGUN 7785          734   
OUTER PACE 7959         0  2 0 PACE INVADERS 635    LADYHAWK 7910         736   
BIG BLUE 7966           0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        SPYMASTER             736  NONE
BIG BLUE TOO 7967       0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        MR. TWISTER           736  NONE
LANCE ALWORTH 7950      0  1 0 THE GRID IRON 642    WURM KIN              736  NONE
RYAN LEAF 7948          0  1 0 THE GRID IRON 642    DARK CHAMPION         736  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

DM/LP Justin Credible -- Congrats on the throne and the invite! -- Grim Fandango

Jungle Georgie and Ice cream flavored dudes -- Congrats to you as well on tourney
successes and graduation!  Do Sunset proud in ADM! -- G.F.

Look at us, all the way up to 24 teams!  I have a feeling, however, that several will
be doing their semi-yearly disappearing act that strangely coincides with the end of
a tournament.  Hmmm... funny. -- Stik

Cereal Killers -- That's an awfully scary, shiny, nice 3-turn you have there.  Yes,
indeed. -- Grim Fandango

Well, at least we beat the stand-in... not our best turn. -- G.F.

That's right!  Take THAT, Frasfa Slave!!  Booyah!! -- Ruinous, waaayy too
overconfident

Monterey Jack -- We'll get it one of these times, I'm sure of it, sort of.  Mostly.
-- Blakmoon

Maidens of Malice and Dwarven Maidens -- Welcome to Sunset!  That's a lotta maidens!
It's cool, we could use more chicks around here.  Drinks on us tonight post-fights at
the Broken Bone! -- Grim Fandango

LP/DM Justin Credible -- You dared to dream a little dream and now you are immortal,
congrats and good show. -- Ben's Bazaar

The Cereal Killers -- You guys are killing it!  Top career AND current top team,
kudos. -- Ben's Bazaar

LP George of The Jungle -- Can't say that we will miss you, enjoy your unblemished
record in ADM. -- Ben's Bazaar

Killogs -- While the rest of your team was busy winning you were killing it in a bad
way, thanks for the skills and the win.  ;-)  - Sam-Mariah Samurai

Gannicus -- Some times you draw the short straw, better luck next week. -- Build a
Bard, building a better tomorrow all over your face

Vyxxen -- You're a hot one, aren't ya.  FYI, not a good idea to face me again. --
Good Idea Fairy

D.F.A -- Now that you have been properly flogged, go say your prayers and pray that
you do not have to face me again. -- Nun Chuck

Berios Burning -- HAHAHAHA... burn... HAHAHAHA... you name is burn... I burn you...
HAHAHAHA. -- Numb Chuck

Matrix of Eternity -- Welcome back, hope you have a better turn this week... just not
against us, no, that would not be good. -- Ben's Bazaar

Maidens of Malice and your Mgr Painmaster -- Welcome to our fair city... well, maybe
"fair" is a bit of a stretch but welcome none the less. -- Gentleben and Ben's Bazaar

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAME HOSHIRO butchered QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DASTARDLY MASH was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
D.F.A. was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NADA was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
JACK LEG 9 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ISLAND PARADISE was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
RYAN LEAF was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LANCE ALWORTH was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ETHAN ALMOND was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BIG BLUE was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BOVINITY DIVINITY was slaughtered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BIG BLUE TOO was slaughtered by MR. TWISTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEDAHED was vanquished by MONTEREY JACK in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE was luckily beaten by TORINO in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
SOCRATES OF SHRED savagely slew DJORGUN in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
BUILD A BARD was handily defeated by BONHAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HIJACK was devastated by BLAKMOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EVERLAST outwaited ARIA in a popular 7 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
THE LEVEE viciously subdued EVERSTAR in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
-10 ATTACK was overpowered by PARK PACE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GOOD IDEA FAIRY was bested by JUKE in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
NUN CHUCK was demolished by JACK SABBATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
NUMB CHUCK was savagely defeated by TOTAL in a 19 minute Challenge fight.
JACK B. QUICK savagely defeated SL'S IRONWOOD in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
JOE MAMA outwaited INSPIRE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute expert's duel.
DESPAIR defeated IXION in a 1 minute veteran's match.
BELL savagely slew OENOMAUS in a 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
ACHERON vanquished GANNICUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PACE VENTURA viciously subdued TRAEVENMORE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome bout.
KILLOGG'S overpowered SORROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
IOVIS won victory over SHREDDED KNEES in a 3 minute bout.
RUINOUS defeated PACEBALL 2 in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SAM-MARIAH SAMURAI was easily killed by HENDRIX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE BOU was demolished by BRUTALFUL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BERIOS BURNING beat PUS in a 2 minute novice's bout.
LADYHAWK easily killed OUTER PACE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FLYTRAP was viciously subdued by CHEATIES in a exciting 5 minute amateur's fight.
UNODOS PACE was devastated by WALTER PAYTON in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
DESIREE luckily beat MEISHI NIBAN in a 5 minute amateur's match.
FIONA demolished O J SIMPSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VYXXEN was luckily beaten by SICKNESS in a 3 minute novice's duel.
RED ROOSTER slimly won victory over MARK SANCHEZ in a 2 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      16         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  28 -  3      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         TOTAL PARRY       47 -  41 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  34 -  2      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  27 -  3      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        48 -  52 -  5      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  44 -  4      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  47 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  23 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  62 -  4      35  |

Turn 736 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        10 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 - 10         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TORINO 7753                18   7  0  119 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
AIMED BLOW       JACK B. QUICK 7789         12   6  0  113 ALL JACKED UP II (616)
LUNGING ATTACK   BELL 7258                  17  10  1  110 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
PARRY-STRIKE     SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451     17  14  1  101 D.R.I. (536)
TOTAL PARRY      SL'S IRONWOOD 7671         20  12  1   94 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
BASHING ATTACK   MONTEREY JACK 7831          8   5  2   67 ALL JACKED UP II (616)
WALL OF STEEL    BUILD A BARD 7764          14  10  0   66 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
SLASHING ATTACK  KILLOGG'S 7614              7   3  0   54 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BELL 7258.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ARIA 7960.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHEATIES 7908, JACK B. QUICK 
7789, JOE MAMA 6771, PACE VENTURA 7747, THE LEVEE 7938, RUINOUS 7800, VYXXEN 7964, 
ETHAN ALMOND 7975, TORINO 7753, and DJORGUN 7785.

The least popular fighter this week was NUMB CHUCK 7955.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TOTAL 7612, FLYTRAP 7909, EVERLAST 7928, O J SIMPSON 7951, DESIREE 
7961, UNODOS PACE 7958, OUTER PACE 7959, LITTLE BOU 7929, SAM-MARIAH SAMURAI 7845, 
and SORROW 7257.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-6514) D.R.I. (536)
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE (21-7642) TOON INN (629)