DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2014    Duedate: 03/18/2014

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-738

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK B. QUICK
ALL JACKED UP II (616)
(21-7789) [14-6-0,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK B. QUICK                  FIONA
ALL JACKED UP II (616)         MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
(21-7789) [14-6-0,136]         (21-7962) [3-1-1,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAME HOSHIRO                   STREET LEGAL
KANO CLAN (106)                I MAGI (133)
(21-7591) [15-22-2,97]         (21-5869) [6-3-0,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LUDUS MAGNUS (608)          58
2. PACE INVADERS (635)         38      THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
3. ALL JACKED UP II (616)      32      Unchartered Team
4. THE GRID IRON (642)         31
5. BLOOD AND SAND (600)        31      MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  42  14  5 75.0   1/ 1 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627) 10  2 1
 2- 2 BRANDY HALL (515)         13   5  0 72.2   2/ 5 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    9  6 1
 3- 3*THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)   11   8  1 57.9   3/ 2*MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   8  7 1
 4/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      565 430 24 56.8   4/ 8 OMINOUS REIGN (584)       7  8 2
 5/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        42  33  6 56.0   5/ 4 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       7  8 0
 6- 5 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       60  48  8 55.6   6/11 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      6  9 0
 7/ 7*MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   11   9  1 55.0   7/ 3 THE BLUES (601)           6  9 0
 8/ 0 I MAGI (133)             328 285 21 53.5   8/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        5  0 0
 9/ 6 THE BLUES (601)          179 161  5 52.6   9/15 PACE INVADERS (635)       5  5 0
10/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      816 735 35 52.6  10/ 9 D.R.I. (536)              5 10 1
11/10 OMINOUS REIGN (584)      208 194 15 51.7  11/10 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       5 10 0
12/ 9 D.R.I. (536)             159 150  8 51.5  12/16*THE GRID IRON (642)       5 10 0
13/11 DARK AT HEART (586)      166 171 12 49.3  13- 7 MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   4  0 1
14/12 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     182 193  9 48.5  14/12 DARK AT HEART (586)       4  6 0
15/15 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   126 144  8 46.7  15/13 KANO CLAN (106)           3  3 1
16-13 MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   50  58  4 46.3  16/ 6 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        3 12 0
17/14 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       295 345 19 46.1  17/ 0 DESTINY (82)              1  4 0
18/16 KANO CLAN (106)          408 516 24 44.2  18-14 BEN & JERRY'S (596)       0  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 DESTINY (82)              75 131  4 36.4  19/ 0 I MAGI (133)              0  3 0
20/18 PACE INVADERS (635)       18  32  4 36.0  20-19*QUITUS (193)              0  1 0
21/19*THE GRID IRON (642)        5  10  0 33.3  21-20 BRANDY HALL (515)         0  1 0
22-20*QUITUS (193)               0   1  0  0.0  22-17*THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Long had it been since the Duelmaster had gone missing.  The occasional poster
offering a reward for information could be found but even those were posted less and
less.
     Stik and Nomad sat in the corner of The Broken Bone where the tatters of one
such poster stuck to the wall.  Nomad asked Stik if he had heard anything about the
missing gladiator or his whereabouts.  Stik was unable to come up with any new
information that Nomad had not already heard.  However Gentleben had just happened to
stroll by and added some new information for the 2 to ponder.
     He had heard tell that there may indeed have been activity in one of the long
silent Guild Houses.  Magic was quite possibly inviolved as had also been rumored.
He stated that there were 2 or 3 possibilities from which this mystery magic could
originate from but Gentleben had not been in Sunset as long as some other managers
had so it meant little to him.  He suggested they each fill their flasks and he would
try and remember where the suspect guilds were.
     After several minutes of wandering around through the guild areas both Stik and
Nomad were beginning to think this was another of Ben's "wild tales."  It was not
unknown for him to tell one, after all.  After nearly half of an hour, and numerous
"I think it's this one" Stik and Nomad decided to head back to the Tavern to finish
off the night right!
     Suddenly, walking past a supposed long empty guild house, Nomad spotted a light
from the corner of his eye.  It was fleeting but it caught his attention none the
less.  Nomad was unsure of whether to notify Stik of what he saw, in light of
Gentleben's wild goose chase.  Nomad begged Stik, "Please tell me you saw that flash
of light in that empty guild house?!"
     Stik looked at Nomad and at the row of guild houses and asked which one it was.
Nomad pointed to an old dilapidated guild house in ill repair.  Stik looked in the
direction Nomad pointed than back at him then back to the guildhouse.
     Stik turned ashen and Nomad noticed.  He asked his long time compatriot in
Sunset what had shocked him so.  Stik replied, "This is not possible, though it would
explain the rumors of strange magic.  That is the I MAGI guildhouse..."
     Stik wondered was it possible.  He could not put it past him but he doubted I
MAGI would ever return at all to battle in Sunset.  A missing Duelmaster, rumors of
strange magics, a dark hooded stranger.  Could it be that Street Legal had kidnapped
the former Duelmaster then forced him, through magic, to train his tournament
warrior?  Only time will tell!

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 749): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 744): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 737): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630): SATCHEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 749): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 744): MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 737): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
                          DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
                           TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I consider myself honored to stand before you all as your duel master!  I had
everyone's best interests in mind when I challenged Torino, I don't think any of us
could bear to listen to her ramble on about luck again.  Pat Sajak wants me to
mention that this is the first time he has ever filled out an avoid strategy.  He
hopes he did it right.  Apparently there is a couple of you guys he would rather me
not fight.  Anyways, it's good to be on the throne and drinks are on the Jacks!

                     -Jack B. Quick-

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of SUNSET!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always 
around the corner!  Witness how this week PACE INVADERS went 3-2-0 to move up 6 in 
the rankings.  Did only my eyes note the 4-1-1 record which ALL JACKED UP II managed 
to post this round?  I don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers!  PARK 
PACE caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested 
WALTER PAYTON and was awarded 19 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more 
notable duels, PRISCUS put down FIONA, causing her to lose 16 points of recognition 
in the process.  Who here was not present for the title fight this week as MAME 
HOSHIRO boldly challenged JACK B. QUICK in order to strive for the Duelmasters 
honors?  Although MAME HOSHIRO made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple 
the reign of victorious JACK B. QUICK.  Would you believe that over half of the old 
women in SUNSET seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city SUNSET.  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's 
challenge seeking began.  NOMADIC TRIBE is feared.  This much I can say.  Apparently 
the stalwarts of D.R.I. are catching the bulk of jests down at the challenging board 
for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and 
it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after EVERSTAR.  Watch your 
back!  For some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory.  See, 
gladiators, how BELL of OMINOUS REIGN challenged down 24 points to TORINO.  Few would 
not have guessed the outcome of the bout as TORINO was defeated by BELL.  Is this 
what passes for courage in SUNSET?  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games 
this week, it seems that EVERLAST posted a challenge against the more highly 
recognized TOTAL.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand EVERLAST was bested by 
TOTAL.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  The warrior's path is harsh.  For mediocrity there 
is but one reward--death.  This past week THE HUNTRESS, at 3-6-0, departed SUNSET 
forever.  My hearty congratulations IXION, for thy revenge upon SOCRATES OF SHRED, 
slayer of thy fallen comrade.  Next time he will know better, eh?  Fate is a fickle 
mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the 
victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks 
slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- 
Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK B. QUICK 7789           14   6  0   136       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOE MAMA 6771                16   9  0   105       D.R.I. (536)
 DESPAIR 7001                 19  21  3   100       DARK AT HEART (586)
-SARADOC 5987                 12   4  0    99       BRANDY HALL (515)
-GENERAL KILLS 7613            9   0  0    98       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 MAME HOSHIRO 7591            15  22  2    97       KANO CLAN (106)
-METARU HEI 7058              25  20  0    95       KANO CLAN (106)
 BJORN YARLSON 824            17  25  2    91       DESTINY (82)
 IXION 7741                   13  11  0    91       BLOOD AND SAND (600)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671           21  13  1    86       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DARK HYENA 823               14  29  1    85       DESTINY (82)
 INSPIRE 7219                 17  16  1    84       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 STREET LEGAL 5869             6   3  0    81       I MAGI (133)
 KILLOGG'S 7614                9   3  0    77       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 BUILD A BARD 7764            15  11  0    76       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451       17  16  1    70       D.R.I. (536)
 SIGURD YARLSON 822           12  30  0    70       DESTINY (82)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACHERON 7179                 10   8  1    69       DARK AT HEART (586)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACE VENTURA 7747             6   4  0    60       PACE INVADERS (635)
-HENDRIX 7888                  5   1  1    58       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 TRIUMPHUS 7262                6   9  3    57       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IOVIS 7799                   10  10  1    55       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 MONTEREY JACK 7831            8   7  2    55       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 HIJACK 7806                   9   9  1    53       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 GANNICUS 7897                 5   4  0    53       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 CRESCENS 7261                11   4  1    52       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 PRISCUS 7263                  8   7  1    52       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 RUINOUS 7800                  8  13  0    49       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 BLAKMOON 7790                 8  13  0    47       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 SHREDDED KNEES 7615           7   5  1    47       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-TYGRA ZOOT SUIT 7241          6   2  1    47       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
-TVEDEN 4961                   6   4  0    45       I MAGI (133)
 PACEBALL 2 7855               4   4  3    45       PACE INVADERS (635)
 FIONA 7962                    3   1  1    40       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 CHEATIES 7908                 6   1  2    38       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 THRAEY 7515                   4   0  0    36       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK SABBATH 7891             5   3  1    33       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 PARK PACE 7919                3   1  0    33       PACE INVADERS (635)
 TOTAL 7612                    8   4  0    32       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 EVERSTAR 7670                 7   5  1    30       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 SORROW 7257                   5   7  0    30       DARK AT HEART (586)
 THE LEVEE 7938                3   1  0    30       THE BLUES (601)
 ARIA 7960                     3   1  0    24       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 BRUTALFUL 7963                2   2  0    24       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESIREE 7961                  3   1  0    23       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 DEDAHED 7907                  2   5  0    23       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 LITTLE BOU 7929               2   3  0    19       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 BART STARR 7979               2   0  0    18       THE GRID IRON (642)
 BERIOS BURNING 7953           3   1  0    17       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-WILYKIT SCARF 7386            2   0  0    17       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 WALTER PAYTON 7952            2   1  0    17       THE GRID IRON (642)
 JUKE 7932                     3   1  0    16       THE BLUES (601)
-MUMRA SUSPENDERS 7358         2   0  0    16       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 LADYHAWK 7910                 3   3  1    13       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 UNODOS PACE 7958              2   1  0    13       PACE INVADERS (635)
 O J SIMPSON 7951              1   2  0    13       THE GRID IRON (642)
 PAEGNIARIUS 7647              1   1  0    13       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 ATTILA THE BUM 7987           1   1  0    12       D.R.I. (536)
-GORBADOC 5985                 1   0  0    11       BRANDY HALL (515)
 SICKNESS 7380                 3   1  0    10       DARK AT HEART (586)
-PANTHRO TANKTOP 7242          1   1  0    10       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 VILLAINOUS 7989               1   1  0    10       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 THEOKOLES 8001                1   0  0    10       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 AJAX 7996                     1   0  0    10       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 JEDI MIME TRICK 7993          1   0  0    10       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 EVERLAST 7928                 2   3  0     9       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
-SHAW 7912                     1   2  0     8       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 RED ROOSTER 7968              2   1  0     7       THE BLUES (601)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727             1   2  0     7       KANO CLAN (106)
 A LIMP PEON 7983              1   1  0     7       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               0   7  0     7       D.R.I. (536)
 NUMB CHUCK 7955               1   3  0     6       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOTCHA 2130                   0   1  0     5       QUITUS (193)
-CHEETARA BIKINI 7375          0   2  0     2       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988          0   2  0     2       D.R.I. (536)
 MIDNIGHT 7994                 0   1  0     2       OMINOUS REIGN (584)
 ITSY-BITSY GIANT 8000         0   1  0     1       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DURO 8002                     0   1  0     1       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 VATICAN VIKING 7992           0   1  0     1       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 ASTRID YARLSON 7924           0   1  0     1       DESTINY (82)
 DEADGIRL 7995                 0   1  0     1       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GOOD IDEA FAIRY 7954    1  2 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     CHEATIES 7908         737   
SAM-MARIAH SAMUR 7845   7  7 1 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     HENDRIX 7888          736   
SANDY CLAUS 7915        0  2 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     CHEATIES 7908         734  NOT REVENGED
DJORGUN 7785            9 11 3 BLOOD AND SAND 600   SOCRATES OF SHRE 6451 736  JUST REVENGED
PUS 7381                1  3 0 DARK AT HEART 586    BLACK ORC             738  NONE
THE HUNTRESS 2248       3  6 0 DESTINY 82           JACK SABBATH 7891     738   
TORCH LIGHT? 8004       0  1 0 I MAGI 133           ARENAMASTER HART      738  NONE
ULTRAVESTER 8003        0  1 0 I MAGI 133           SPYMASTER             738  NONE
TRAEVENMORE 7851        8  6 1 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    FIONA 7962            737   
OUTER PACE 7959         0  2 0 PACE INVADERS 635    LADYHAWK 7910         736   
PACEBALL 313 7999       0  1 0 PACE INVADERS 635    SPYMASTER             738  NONE
BLUE TOO 7998           0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        ARENAMASTER HART      738  NONE
BLUE YOU 7997           0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        SHEWISH GIANT         738  NONE
MIXIE BAUGHAN 7991      0  1 0 THE GRID IRON 642    BLACK ORC             738  NONE
RICHARD BASS 7990       0  1 0 THE GRID IRON 642    ARENAMASTER HART      738  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

To whomever might be interested:  How do you get an 18-8 record out of a plunger?
Brick her up!  Torino: 11(+2)-19(+2)-10-11(+1)-21(+1)-9-11(+2)  Liked heavier armors,
pushing the edge on encumbrance.  +4 init, but -3 in parry, which stinks for a scum.
Surprised with a 6-3 tournament record right out of the shoot and never stopped
winning.  Second Plunger for the Tribe.  Gitchigoomie had much prettier numbers, but
Torino had the better record. -- Nomad and the Tribe

Fiona -- The death stunk.  Traevenmore was no god 15-15(+1)-12-17-9-6-11.  But we
liked him and he will be missed.  Someone will have to exact a bit or revenge, I
suppose.  Honor and all that. -- Nomad and the Tribe

Jack B. Quick -- That was the matchup in the CCs that I most wanted to avoid.  And I
did avoid.  But then I didn't avoid.  And I should have.  Congrats on the throne.
That is not a good match for me.  But the title is a very nice match.  "Lord
Protector Torino," a gal could get used to that.  And I guess I need to get used to
it, since I get to keep the title forever.  Literally, forever.  I like that also. --
Lord Protector Torino, no longer Duelmistress, but now something even better.

Joe Mama -- You do not play nice. -- Ironwood

OJ Simpson and JW Gacy, who let these guys into the arena?  Aren't there background
checks or something?  Or, at least, I would have thought that truth-in-advertising
laws would label them dangerous criminals.  Things are slipping around here. --
Little Bou and Berios Burning.

Jack B. Quick -- You sure got up there quick....duh...right...never mind...  Congrats
then. -- Ben's Bazaar

The Cereal Killers -- You guys are killing us...literally...stop it...I mean it...oh,
and congrats on the current top team, I hope you guys choke on your fruit loops. --
Ben's Bazaar

     Frosted cocoa wusses are even worse.

Brandy Hall and Quitus -- Hope you are doing more than DA farming, we could use more
active teams here.  Hope you stick around and play. -- Gentleben, Mgr Ben's Bazaar

Cheaties -- Cheater cheater fairy eater!  You will get your come up ins if it is the
last thing we do. -- Ben's Bazaar

Hendrix -- That tickles...huhuhu...I no like tickles...you bad bad man...what?
...uuuhhh...what?  where that ringing?....hello.... -- Numb Chuck

Inspire -- My ass, you inspire no one.  Piss off?  Yes.  Inspire?  No. -- Build a
Bard, where inspirations come to die

Villainous -- Pardon me, sir, I seemed to have dropped my sword, would you mind
handing it to me?  No?  Your arm doesn't work anymore?  Sorry....NOT!!!!! -- A Limp
Peon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PUS was butchered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ULTRAVESTER was murdered by SPYMASTER in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
TORCH LIGHT? was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PACEBALL 313 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
BLUE TOO was murdered by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BLUE YOU was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MIXIE BAUGHAN was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena struggle.
RICHARD BASS was easily killed by ARENAMASTER HARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
IXION handily defeated SOCRATES OF SHRED in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
A LIMP PEON was vanquished by CHEATIES in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
BELL viciously subdued TORINO in a popular 2 minute brutal veteran's Challenge duel.
MAME HOSHIRO was overcome by JACK B. QUICK in a popular 1 minute Challenge Title bout.
BUILD A BARD demolished MONTEREY JACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KILLOGG'S handily defeated IOVIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SHREDDED KNEES luckily beat BLAKMOON in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
HIJACK handily defeated THE LEVEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GANNICUS defeated RUINOUS in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
EVERSTAR won victory over DEDAHED in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fray.
DESIREE bested JUKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
JOHN WAYNE GACY was overpowered by O J SIMPSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LITTLE BOU overpowered NUMB CHUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PARK PACE overpowered WALTER PAYTON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
VILLAINOUS viciously subdued -10 ATTACK in a 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
EVERLAST slimly lost to TOTAL in a 23 minute novice vs. expert Challenge match.
DESPAIR viciously subdued DARK HYENA in a exciting 1 minute gory veteran's contest.
JOE MAMA overpowered ACHERON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BJORN YARLSON luckily beat STREET LEGAL in a popular 3 minute brutal veteran's duel.
SIGURD YARLSON was viciously subdued by INSPIRE in a 3 minute expert's bout.
SL'S IRONWOOD outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 12 minute mismatched bout.
PACE VENTURA overpowered SORROW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRESCENS won victory over PACEBALL 2 in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
TRIUMPHUS demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISCUS beat FIONA in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur fray.
THRAEY vanquished LADYHAWK in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THE HUNTRESS was butchered by JACK SABBATH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
UNODOS PACE overpowered DURO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BRUTALFUL viciously subdued SICKNESS in a popular 2 minute gory beginner's match.
RED ROOSTER lost to ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
BART STARR demolished ITSY-BITSY GIANT in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
BERIOS BURNING narrowly defeated MEISHI NIBAN in a 5 minute beginner's battle.
ARIA won victory over MIDNIGHT in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
PAEGNIARIUS handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
AJAX overpowered VATICAN VIKING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEADGIRL was handily defeated by JEDI MIME TRICK in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
THEOKOLES demolished ASTRID YARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  28 -  3      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  31 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW        57 -  56 -  7      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  44 -  4      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  26 -  3      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       42 -  51 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  49 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  22 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  57 -  4      34  |

Turn 738 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         8 -  9         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JACK B. QUICK 7789         14   6  0  136 ALL JACKED UP II (616)
TOTAL PARRY      JOE MAMA 6771              16   9  0  105 D.R.I. (536)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INSPIRE 7219               17  16  1   84 OMINOUS REIGN (584)
LUNGING ATTACK   STREET LEGAL 5869           6   3  0   81 I MAGI (133)
SLASHING ATTACK  KILLOGG'S 7614              9   3  0   77 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
WALL OF STEEL    BUILD A BARD 7764          15  11  0   76 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
PARRY-STRIKE     SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451     17  16  1   70 D.R.I. (536)
BASHING ATTACK   PACE VENTURA 7747           6   4  0   60 PACE INVADERS (635)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAME HOSHIRO 7591.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STREET LEGAL 5869.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLAKMOON 7790, 
JUKE 7932, INSPIRE 7219, BRUTALFUL 7963, DEDAHED 7907, DESPAIR 7001, PACEBALL 2 7855, 
MEISHI NIBAN 7727, SHREDDED KNEES 7615, and GANNICUS 7897.

The least popular fighter this week was EVERLAST 7928.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TOTAL 7612, -10 ATTACK 7906, ASTRID YARLSON 7924, DEADGIRL 7995, 
VATICAN VIKING 7992, BERIOS BURNING 7953, DURO 8002, THE HUNTRESS 2248, SORROW 7257, 
and SL'S IRONWOOD 7671.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JACK B. QUICK (21-7789) ALL JACKED UP II (616)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BELL (21-7258) OMINOUS REIGN (584)
BONHAM (21-7738) MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
TORINO (21-7753) NOMADIC TRIBE (160)