DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/30/2014    Duedate: 05/13/2014

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-742

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MONTEREY JACK
ALL JACKED UP II (616)
(21-7831) [12-7-3,133]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MONTEREY JACK                  WALTER PAYTON
ALL JACKED UP II (616)         THE GRID IRON (642)
(21-7831) [12-7-3,133]         (21-7952) [6-1-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAME HOSHIRO                   GENERAL KILLS
KANO CLAN (106)                THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
(21-7591) [16-25-2,109]        (21-7613) [10-1-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D.R.I. (536)                53
2. PACE INVADERS (635)         44      THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
3. NOMADIC TRIBE (160)         30      Unchartered Team
4. BEN'S BAZAAR (577)          29
5. THE GRID IRON (642)         27      CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)      1   0  0  100   1/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      10  5 2
 2/ 1 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  49  24  5 67.1   2/ 5 THE BLUES (601)          10  5 1
 3/ 2*MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   23  17  2 57.5   3/ 3 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   10  5 1
 4/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      578 437 26 56.9   4/ 9 PACE INVADERS (635)       9  4 0
 5- 4 I MAGI (133)             330 287 21 53.5   5/ 1 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      8  7 1
 6/ 5 THE BLUES (601)          190 170  6 52.8   6/ 4*MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   8  7 1
 7/ 7 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      821 749 36 52.3   7/ 6 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        8  7 0
 8/ 6 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        44  41  6 51.8   8/10*THE GRID IRON (642)       7  7 0
 9/ 9 D.R.I. (536)             168 161  9 51.1   9/ 8 D.R.I. (536)              7  8 1
10/10 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     194 201 10 49.1  10/11 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        5 10 1
11/11 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   139 151  9 47.9  11/ 7 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  4  9 0
12/12 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        97 111  8 46.6  12/12 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       3 11 0
13/13 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       302 358 20 45.8  13/17 KANO CLAN (106)           2  4 0
14-14 MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   53  64  4 45.3  14/18 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        2  8 0
15/15 KANO CLAN (106)          410 522 24 44.0  15/ 0*CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)     1  0 0
16/16 PACE INVADERS (635)       27  40  4 40.3  16-16 FORCED VENGEANCE (542)    1  0 0
17/17*THE GRID IRON (642)       13  21  0 38.2  17-14 I MAGI (133)              1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18-18 FORCED VENGEANCE (542)     9  24  0 27.3  18-13 MASTERS OF MELODY (634)   1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 752): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 634): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 757): THE BELL of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 729): SUN TREE of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 753): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 748): ALBERT KING of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 756): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 741): COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 742): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 741): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 707): PRIVATE 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 696): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 689): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 640): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 306): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 586): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCE (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 634): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 752): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 634): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 757): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 729): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr,)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 753): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 748): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 756): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 741): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 742): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 741): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 707): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 696): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 689): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 640): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): BASH BROS ROADSIDE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 634) CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 728): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 756): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                           ATHELAS of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 741): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 742): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
                (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
              (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Everyone loves a guy who swings a big stick right?  I know the ladies love it,
they can't keep their hands off my big stick, always stroking its long shaft,
gripping it with both hands and feeling the throbbing energy pulsing from it.  Its
massive girth too much for them to take, my halberd always slams down toB the floor
and they look up at me and realize that it takes a true man to swing my stick!

-- Monterey Jack, duelmaster and wielder of the biggest stick.

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon SUNSET, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  BLOOD AND SAND?  Who?  NOMADIC TRIBE is the top team 
these days, buddies!  Those betting on MASTERS OF MELODY lost their shirt, as MASTERS 
OF MELODY lost their fighting abilities:  0-0-0.  What's a move up by 5 you ask?  
(alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to PACE INVADERS.  
Practice pays for ATTILA THE BUM, who pummelled SHREDDED KNEES, to pocket 22 points.  
THEOKOLES certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to THE LEVEE 
and losing 19 points in the process!  You could cut the tension with a scimitar as 
SL'S IRONWOOD of NOMADIC TRIBE met the Duelmaster.  SL'S IRONWOOD found out that 
SUNSET isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has 
it one team in SUNSET is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in SUNSET avoid BLOOD AND SAND.  Like a pup with its tail between 
its legs, D.R.I. scurried away from BLOOD AND SAND.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming 
personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, SOCRATES 
OF SHRED is the most challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Admittedly Death waits for no one, but me thinks ARIA of MAIDENS OF MALICE 
(5-2-1) is being sent off a little prematurely.  SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena 
wasn't enough for ITSY-BITSY GIANT of NOMADIC TRIBE.  Maybe that certain serving 
girl(?) at Wildlife Unlimited will be!  The audience gave a nice round of rasberries 
to SHREDDED KNEES of THE CEREAL KILLERS, for expiring in such an ungraceful fashion.  
8-8-1, indeed!  Justice was served as VATICAN VIKING fought STRANGE BREW in 
bloodfeud.  Well done, BEN'S BAZAAR!  Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, 
I was pleased to see THE BLUES retaliate against BLOOD AND SAND in bloodfeud!  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in SUNSET would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in SUNSET is the highlight of my life.  As the seasons 
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave 
this place.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for SUNSET?  
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONTEREY JACK 7831           12   7  3   133       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STREET LEGAL 5869             8   3  0   119       I MAGI (133)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAME HOSHIRO 7591            16  25  2   109       KANO CLAN (106)
 JOE MAMA 6771                19  10  0   106       D.R.I. (536)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671           24  14  1    96       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-METARU HEI 7058              25  20  0    95       KANO CLAN (106)
 GENERAL KILLS 7613           10   1  0    95       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IXION 7741                   15  13  0    85       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 GANNICUS 7897                 9   4  0    83       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
-HENDRIX 7888                  7   1  1    78       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451       18  19  1    74       D.R.I. (536)
 BUILD A BARD 7764            16  14  0    74       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TARUM 7852                    8   5  0    66       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 WALTER PAYTON 7952            6   1  0    66       THE GRID IRON (642)
 PACEBALL 2 7855               7   5  3    65       PACE INVADERS (635)
 TRIUMPHUS 7262                7  10  3    64       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 BLAKMOON 7790                10  15  0    62       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 PACE VENTURA 7747             8   6  0    59       PACE INVADERS (635)
 THE LEVEE 7938                6   2  0    57       THE BLUES (601)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTILA THE BUM 7987           4   2  1    56       D.R.I. (536)
 LOYD 7739                    10  14  0    54       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 JUKE 7932                     6   2  0    53       THE BLUES (601)
 AJAX 7996                     5   0  0    53       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 JACK SABBATH 7891             8   4  1    50       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 LITTLE BOU 7929               6   3  0    49       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 BRUTALFUL 7963                5   3  0    49       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 IOVIS 7799                   11  13  1    47       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 CHEATIES 7908                 8   3  2    45       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-TVEDEN 4961                   6   4  0    45       I MAGI (133)
 HIJACK 7806                   9  13  1    43       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 CRESCENS 7261                11   6  1    40       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
-LURKER 6264                   5   5  0    40       FORCED VENGEANCE (542)
 TOTAL 7612                    9   7  0    38       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 VATICAN VIKING 7992           4   1  0    38       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 THEOKOLES 8001                4   1  0    36       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 PRISCUS 7263                  8   9  1    35       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ITSY-BITSY GIANT 8000         2   3  1    33       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 THRAEY 7515                   4   2  0    32       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 FIONA 7962                    5   3  1    31       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 PARK PACE 7919                5   3  0    31       PACE INVADERS (635)
 KELVIN 7913                   3   4  0    31       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 DESIREE 7961                  6   2  0    29       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 UNODOS PACE 7958              4   3  0    26       PACE INVADERS (635)
 COUNT JACKULA 8030            2   1  0    26       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 BART STARR 7979               3   3  0    24       THE GRID IRON (642)
 ESME 8024                     2   1  0    24       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988          2   4  0    24       D.R.I. (536)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENIZEN 6478                  2   0  0    22       FORCED VENGEANCE (542)
 DURO 8002                     2   3  1    20       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BERIOS BURNING 7953           5   3  1    19       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MUDSLIDE 7921                 4   2  0    18       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 MONTREUX 8026                 2   1  0    18       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 TERRY BRADSHAW 8022           2   0  0    18       THE GRID IRON (642)
 RED ROOSTER 7968              4   3  0    15       THE BLUES (601)
 STRANGE BREW 8015             2   2  1    15       THE BLUES (601)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LENNY 8044                    1   0  0    15       THE BLUES (601)
-SHAW 7912                     2   3  0    12       MASTERS OF MELODY (634)
 HALBARAD 8012                 2   2  0    12       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727             2   5  0    11       KANO CLAN (106)
 PAEGNIARIUS 7647              2   2  0    11       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               0  11  0    11       D.R.I. (536)
 CONQUEST 8008                 1   0  0    10       CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)
 O J SIMPSON 7951              1   6  0     9       THE GRID IRON (642)
 JOE NAMATH 8031               1   1  0     8       THE GRID IRON (642)
 PET ROCK 8020                 1   3  0     8       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 PUNKSURE 8032                 0   2  0     6       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 LOVER BOY 8042                0   1  0     1       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 BIRTHDAY BOY 8040             0   1  0     1       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 PINATA BOY 8041               0   1  0     1       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A LIMP PEON 7983        2  2 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     BERIOS BURNING 7953   740  REVENGED
JEDI MIME TRICK 7993    2  2 1 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     STRANGE BREW 8015     741  JUST REVENGED
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           ITSY-BITSY GIANT 8000 742  NONE
THE HUNTRESS 2248       3  6 0 DESTINY 82           JACK SABBATH 7891     738  NOT REVENGED
DA MEAT 8043            0  1 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    QUICKSILVER           742  NONE
VILLAINOUS 7989         1  5 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    WURM KIN              742  NONE
ARIA 7960               5  3 1 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 QUICKSILVER           742  NONE
SUIT PACE 8034          0  1 0 PACE INVADERS 635    SPYMASTER             742  NONE
BLUE ON BLACK 8036      0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        DURO 8002             741  JUST REVENGED
CANNED HEAT 8016        0  2 0 THE BLUES 601        JEDI MIME TRICK 7993  740  REVENGED
KILLOGG'S 7614         11  4 0 THE CEREAL KILLE 627 MONTEREY JACK 7831    741   
SHREDDED KNEES 7615     8  8 1 THE CEREAL KILLE 627 ATTILA THE BUM 7987   742   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARIA was butchered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VILLAINOUS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ITSY-BITSY GIANT murdered SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DA MEAT was assassinated by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SUIT PACE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
JUKE overpowered DURO in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
VATICAN VIKING devastated STRANGE BREW in a 2 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
SL'S IRONWOOD was savagely defeated by MONTEREY JACK in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BLAKMOON was handily defeated by GANNICUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BUILD A BARD viciously subdued SOCRATES OF SHRED in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
AJAX overpowered FIONA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TARUM handily defeated JACK SABBATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HIJACK was subdued by LITTLE BOU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
WALTER PAYTON devastated LOYD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ATTILA THE BUM butchered SHREDDED KNEES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BRUTALFUL handily defeated TOTAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HALBARAD was overpowered by COUNT JACKULA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
O J SIMPSON was handily defeated by PARK PACE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
JOHN WAYNE GACY devastated MEISHI NIBAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BART STARR subdued RED ROOSTER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
UNODOS PACE beat MUDSLIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
JOE NAMATH was devastated by KELVIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PET ROCK was outlasted by DESIREE in a monotonous 18 minute Challenge duel.
IXION was overpowered by MAME HOSHIRO in a 1 minute uneven fray.
GENERAL KILLS was overcome by JOE MAMA in a exciting 3 minute veteran's contest.
TRIUMPHUS defeated IOVIS in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
THRAEY was overpowered by PACE VENTURA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PACEBALL 2 overpowered CRESCENS in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
THEOKOLES was overpowered by THE LEVEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHEATIES savagely defeated PRISCUS in a 2 minute brutal fray.
BERIOS BURNING overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute duel.
MONTREUX savagely defeated -10 ATTACK in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
PAEGNIARIUS slimly won victory over PUNKSURE in a exciting 3 minute novice's fight.
TERRY BRADSHAW overpowered LOVER BOY in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
ESME overcame BIRTHDAY BOY in a 1 minute amateur's match.
CONQUEST vanquished PINATA BOY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LENNY demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         AIMED BLOW        73 -  59 -  8      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  24 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  29 -  3      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  44 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  53 -  5      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  50 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  50 -  3      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  28 -  3      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  22 -  1      33  |

Turn 742 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  8         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MONTEREY JACK 7831         12   7  3  133 ALL JACKED UP II (616)
TOTAL PARRY      JOE MAMA 6771              19  10  0  106 D.R.I. (536)
LUNGING ATTACK   GENERAL KILLS 7613         10   1  0   95 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
AIMED BLOW       IXION 7741                 15  13  0   85 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
WALL OF STEEL    BUILD A BARD 7764          16  14  0   74 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
SLASHING ATTACK  TARUM 7852                  8   5  0   66 RANDOM CHAOS (622)
PARRY-STRIKE     PACEBALL 2 7855             7   5  3   65 PACE INVADERS (635)
STRIKING ATTACK  JUKE 7932                   6   2  0   53 THE BLUES (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAME HOSHIRO 7591.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GENERAL KILLS 7613.  The ten other most popular fighters were MONTREUX 8026, 
BUILD A BARD 7764, HIJACK 7806, PUNKSURE 8032, MONTEREY JACK 7831, GANNICUS 7897, 
SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451, PACEBALL 2 7855, LITTLE BOU 7929, and JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988.

The least popular fighter this week was DESIREE 7961.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PET ROCK 8020, PINATA BOY 8041, BIRTHDAY BOY 8040, LOVER BOY 8042, 
THEOKOLES 8001, CRESCENS 7261, THRAEY 7515, IOVIS 7799, IXION 7741, and JOE NAMATH 
8031.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PARROT KEEPER 6157 (67-43-2)           5  3  0         SEA DOGS             

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE PHANTOM 1447 (98-51-4)             4  3  0         THEM                 
FOG 4416 (102-226-0)                   3  3  0         EVENGATE             
E AHO LAULA 4224 (62-40-0)             1  3  0         WIDER IS BETTER      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SURLY DECKHAND 6568 (71-73-1)         12  3  1         SEA DOGS             
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 4697 (52-48-0)     3  3  0         SORE LOSERS          
JACK B. QUICK 7789 (14-7-0)            1  3  0         ALL JACKED UP II     

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOEGARDEN 5554 (15-14-0)               4  3  0         REAL BEER            

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STREET LEGAL 5869 (8-3-0)              4  3  0         I MAGI               

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHICKENHAWK 7679 (2-1-0)               4  3  0         TOON INN             
SMITHWICK 6348 (10-4-2)                4  3  0         REAL BEER            
PACE VENTURA 7747 (7-5-0)              3  3  0         PACE INVADERS        
TYGRA ZOOT SUIT 7241 (6-2-1)           1  3  0         THUNDERCAT CLOSET    

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KELVIN 7913 (2-3-0)                    4  3  0         RANDOM CHAOS         
LITTLE BOU 7929 (4-3-0)                4  3  0         NOMADIC TRIBE        
WALTER PAYTON 7952 (4-1-0)             4  3  0         THE GRID IRON        
HENDRIX 7888 (7-1-1)                   1  3  0         MASTERS OF MELODY    
UNODOS PACE 7958 (3-2-0)               1  3  0         PACE INVADERS        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MONTREUX 8026 (1-0-0)                  2  3  0         GRIM FANDANGO        
JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988 (1-3-0)           1  3  0         D.R.I.               

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHIMAY 7916 (0-0-0)                    7  3  0         REAL BEER            
DOMINION 8007 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         CHOIR OF ANGELS      
CONQUEST 8008 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         CHOIR OF ANGELS      
KINETIC 7971 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         MATRIX OF ETERNITY   
PUNKSURE 8032 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         GRIM FANDANGO        

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BONHAM 7738 (17-9-1)                   0  3  0         MASTERS OF MELODY    

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THAT! 5272 (14-5-2)                    1  3  0         REAL BEER            
STELLA ARTOIS 5560 (15-7-0)            0  3  0         REAL BEER            

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JOE MAMA 6771 (17-10-0)                0  3  0         D.R.I.               

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DAVE NELSON 6280 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         NEWS RADIO           
TARUM 7852 (6-5-0)                     0  3  0         RANDOM CHAOS         

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DENIZEN 6478 (2-0-0)                   3  3  0         FORCED VENGEANCE     

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MUDSLIDE 7921 (4-0-0)                  1  3  0         RANDOM CHAOS         
HALBARAD 8012 (2-0-0)                  0  3  0         NOMADIC TRIBE        

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RESONATE 8033 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0  DEAD   GRIM FANDANGO        
TERRY BRADSHAW 8022 (0-0-0)            0  3  0         THE GRID IRON