DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/28/2014    Duedate: 06/10/2014

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-744

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAME HOSHIRO
KANO CLAN (106)
(21-7591) [17-26-2,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STREET LEGAL                   WALTER PAYTON
I MAGI (133)                   THE GRID IRON (642)
(21-5869) [9-3-0,125]          (21-7952) [7-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAME HOSHIRO                   STRANGE BREW
KANO CLAN (106)                THE BLUES (601)
(21-7591) [17-26-2,113]        (21-8015) [3-3-1,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PACE INVADERS (635)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE GRID IRON (642)         39
2. PACE INVADERS (635)         29      TOON INN (629)
3. GRIM FANDANGO (454)         29      Unchartered Team
4. KANO CLAN (106)             27
5. THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)    27      THE GRID IRON (642)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)      1   0  0  100   1/ 1 PACE INVADERS (635)      11  4 1
 2- 2 REAL BEER (424)          146  69 11 67.9   2/ 2 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       9  6 1
 3/ 3 TOON INN (629)            35  17  1 67.3   3/ 3 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    9  6 1
 4/ 4 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  53  28  5 65.4   4/ 4*THE GRID IRON (642)       8  5 0
 5/ 5 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      584 441 26 57.0   5/ 8 D.R.I. (536)              7  8 1
 6/ 0 I MAGI (133)             332 288 21 53.5   6/ 9 RANDOM CHAOS (622)        6  9 1
 7/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      826 754 36 52.3   7/13 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       6  9 0
 8/ 7 THE BLUES (601)          193 177  6 52.2   8/10 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        6  9 0
 9- 9 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        44  41  6 51.8   9/ 6 THE BLUES (601)           6  9 0
10/10 D.R.I. (536)             172 167  9 50.7  10/12 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  5  7 0
11/ 6 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   25  25  2 50.0  11/ 5 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      5 10 0
12/11 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     198 207 10 48.9  12/ 7 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   5 10 0
13/12 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   145 155 10 48.3  13/11 KANO CLAN (106)           4  2 0
14/13 RANDOM CHAOS (622)       101 117  9 46.3  14-14 REAL BEER (424)           2  0 0
15/14 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       306 364 20 45.7  15/17 TOON INN (629)            2  0 0
16/16 PACE INVADERS (635)       34  43  5 44.2  16/ 0 I MAGI (133)              2  1 0
17/15 KANO CLAN (106)          413 523 24 44.1  17-15 LUDUS MAGNUS (608)        2  3 0
18/17*THE GRID IRON (642)       18  24  0 42.9  18-16*CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)     1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)  12  18  2 40.0  19/ 0*MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)  1  1 0
20/ 0*SNOW FORT (628)            3  16  0 15.8  20/ 0*SNOW FORT (628)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 754): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 636): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 759): BEES KNEES of SPEAKEASY (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 731): DRONE C1 of TOLBINS HIVE C (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 755): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 750): DESMOND DOSS of MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 758): GENFUL of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 743): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 744): HAMMER FINGER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 743): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 709): FEELING MINNESOTA of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 698): JELLY BELLY of SHEWISH CANDY (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 691): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 642): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 388): CARELESS BEAR of DARSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 636): RICHARD RAMIREZ of MY MAIN MEN (Coach, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 754): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 636): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 759): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 731): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr,)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 754): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 750): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 758): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 743): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 744): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 743): PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 709): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 698): FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 691): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 642): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): MASS EFFECT (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 588): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 636): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 636): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 730): SUN TREE of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 750): ALBERT KING of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 749): LEGIONAIRE of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 742): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 709): FEELING MINNESOTA of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 697): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 691): ONE EYED JACK of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 641): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     B Man, you last 2 dudes are lucky to be alive!  A couple of my big sticks to the
face is too much for anyone to take!  There was this one girl, though... that's
another story, perhaps one that will be discussed at the Broken Bone as I'm paying
Ben's tab.  Ol' Pinata Boy might wanna keep his distance.  I'd hate for my big stick
toB explode candy all over the place.  Anyways, with one more win I should get my
invite.  I'm sure rumors of my halberd B have spread to Lady Greywand' ears... she'll
hear me coming!

     B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B  Monterey Jack--
Duelmaster and wielder of the biggest stick--

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt SUNSET will ever be the same.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for 
there are sorrows to drown for BLOOD AND SAND, whose 1-4-0 this turn dropped them by 
6 into 11th.  GRIM FANDANGO stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 into a 6 space move 
up the rankings.  This brings them up to 7th place.  Good work, guys!  The THE CEREAL 
KILLERS guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You 
never know where this kind of thing can lead.  THE LEVEE has lost to JACK SABBATH, 
falling 14 points, while helping make THE BLUES a 2-3-0 turn.  This turn MONTEREY 
JACK challenged MAME HOSHIRO in what was SUNSET's Title bout.  And all eyes were on 
MAME HOSHIRO this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  SUNSET has a new 
victor!  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that 
Cagliostro's Castle uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  BLOOD AND SAND has cause to stand 
tall, as they were SUNSET's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team 
to beat.  And avoiding BLOOD AND SAND more than any other team we find NOMADIC TRIBE. 
SUNSET, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, 
take notice that TOTAL from THE CEREAL KILLERS was SUNSET's most challenged warrior 
this turn.  In a brave attempt, KELVIN from RANDOM CHAOS challenged up 21 points to 
fight ITSY-BITSY GIANT from the NOMADIC TRIBE stable.  KELVIN perhaps got his just 
desserts, seeing as he dealt death to  ITSY-BITSY GIANT and ended up with 47 
recognition points.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  I wish to point out for THE CEREAL 
KILLERS that there is but a single turn before ALL JACKED UP II and their warrior, 
MONTEREY JACK, will get away with killing KILLOGG'S.  Kudos go out to GENERAL KILLS 
this turn, for revenging THE CEREAL KILLERS' bloodfeud against D.R.I.'s warrior 
ATTILA THE BUM.  Well done.  Cagliostro's Castle declares a free round for PUNKSURE 
and all of GRIM FANDANGO, for having revenged PACE INVADERS' PACESON VOORHEES for 
killing one of their comrades.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has 
nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, SUNSET, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAME HOSHIRO 7591            17  26  2   113       KANO CLAN (106)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SMITHWICK 6348               11   4  2   149       REAL BEER (424)
-HOEGARDEN 5554               15  14  0   125       REAL BEER (424)
-THAT! 5272                   14   5  2   125       REAL BEER (424)
 STREET LEGAL 5869             9   3  0   125       I MAGI (133)
 JOE MAMA 6771                20  11  0   107       D.R.I. (536)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671           26  14  1   105       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-METARU HEI 7058              25  20  0    95       KANO CLAN (106)
 GENERAL KILLS 7613           11   2  0    94       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-STELLA ARTOIS 5560           15   7  0    91       REAL BEER (424)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONTEREY JACK 7831           13   8  3    89       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 PACEBALL 2 7855               9   5  3    89       PACE INVADERS (635)
 BUILD A BARD 7764            18  14  0    87       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 GANNICUS 7897                10   5  0    84       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451       19  20  1    78       D.R.I. (536)
 IXION 7741                   16  14  0    76       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BLAKMOON 7790                11  16  0    75       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 JUKE 7932                     8   2  0    72       THE BLUES (601)
 TARUM 7852                    9   6  0    68       RANDOM CHAOS (622)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALTER PAYTON 7952            7   2  0    66       THE GRID IRON (642)
-TRIUMPHUS 7262                7  10  3    64       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 ATTILA THE BUM 7987           5   3  1    64       D.R.I. (536)
 JACK SABBATH 7891             9   5  1    60       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 CHICKENHAWK 7679              4   1  0    60       TOON INN (629)
 LOYD 7739                    11  15  0    58       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 PARK PACE 7919                7   3  0    57       PACE INVADERS (635)
 UNODOS PACE 7958              6   3  0    57       PACE INVADERS (635)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACE VENTURA 7747             8   8  0    55       PACE INVADERS (635)
 IOVIS 7799                   12  14  1    51       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 HIJACK 7806                  11  13  2    51       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 AJAX 7996                     6   1  0    48       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 KELVIN 7913                   4   5  1    47       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
-TVEDEN 4961                   6   4  0    45       I MAGI (133)
 CHEATIES 7908                 9   4  2    43       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 TOTAL 7612                   10   8  0    42       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 DESIREE 7961                  7   3  0    41       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 BRUTALFUL 7963                5   5  0    41       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
-CRESCENS 7261                11   6  1    40       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727             4   5  0    40       KANO CLAN (106)
 THE LEVEE 7938                6   4  0    38       THE BLUES (601)
 BERIOS BURNING 7953           7   3  1    37       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-PRISCUS 7263                  8   9  1    35       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWEET ROSICRUCIAN 4908        3   2  2    33       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
 COUNT JACKULA 8030            3   2  0    33       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 JOE NAMATH 8031               3   1  0    33       THE GRID IRON (642)
-THRAEY 7515                   4   2  0    32       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE BOU 7929               6   5  0    31       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988          3   5  0    29       D.R.I. (536)
 ESME 8024                     3   2  0    28       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 CHEMICAL WEDDING 4904         5   4  0    27       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
 BART STARR 7979               3   5  0    25       THE GRID IRON (642)
 O J SIMPSON 7951              3   6  0    25       THE GRID IRON (642)
-UNDERDOG 7646                 7   3  0    24       TOON INN (629)
 VATICAN VIKING 7992           4   3  0    24       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 MASTODONNA 8048               2   0  0    24       GRIM FANDANGO (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THEOKOLES 8001                4   3  0    22       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BIRTHDAY BOY 8040             2   1  0    20       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 DURO 8002                     3   4  1    19       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 STRANGE BREW 8015             3   3  1    19       THE BLUES (601)
-TERRY BRADSHAW 8022           2   0  0    18       THE GRID IRON (642)
-CHIMAY 7916                   1   0  0    18       REAL BEER (424)
 RED ROOSTER 7968              4   5  0    17       THE BLUES (601)
 HALBARAD 8012                 3   3  0    16       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
-BUMBLE 7632                   2   2  0    16       SNOW FORT (628)
 PUNKSURE 8032                 1   3  0    16       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 MONTREUX 8026                 2   3  0    15       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 FEARIO 8055                   1   0  0    13       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 HOAGIE SHACK 8039             1   0  0    13       I MAGI (133)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               0  13  0    13       D.R.I. (536)
-PAEGNIARIUS 7647              2   2  0    11       LUDUS MAGNUS (608)
 MAELSTROM 8056                1   0  0    11       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 PET ROCK 8020                 2   4  0    10       RANDOM CHAOS (622)
 KINETIC 7971                  1   0  0    10       MATRIX OF ETERNITY (437)
-CONQUEST 8008                 1   0  0    10       CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)
-TOM SLICK 7710                2   3  0     9       TOON INN (629)
-ICE HAMMER 7633               1   3  0     8       SNOW FORT (628)
-SNOW MAN 7629                 0   4  0     6       SNOW FORT (628)
 PACESON VOORHEES 8045         1   1  1     5       PACE INVADERS (635)
 LENNY 8044                    1   2  0     5       THE BLUES (601)
 OBAMATON 8017                 0   1  0     1       I MAGI (133)
 BABY IN THE CORNER 8051       0   1  0     1       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 SLAP-CACKLE-DROP 8054         0   1  0     1       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC            0  0 0                      HIJACK 7806           744  NONE
A LIMP PEON 7983        2  2 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     BERIOS BURNING 7953   740  REVENGED
JEDI MIME TRICK 7993    2  2 1 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     STRANGE BREW 8015     741  REVENGED
PINATA BOY 8041         0  3 0 BEN'S BAZAAR 577     SPYMASTER             744  NONE
CAYUGA 8047             0  1 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    PACESON VOORHEES 8045 743  JUST REVENGED
EMELIA 8052             0  1 0 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 BLACK ORC             744  NONE
ICKYPOO 8053            0  1 0 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 SPYMASTER             744  NONE
ITSY-BITSY GIANT 8000   3  4 1 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    KELVIN 7913           744   
MUDSLIDE 7921           4  4 0 RANDOM CHAOS 622     BLACK ORC             744  NONE
JUNK 8050               0  1 0 SNOW FORT 628        QUICKSILVER           744  NONE
BLUE ON BLACK 8036      0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        DURO 8002             741  REVENGED
CANNED HEAT 8016        0  2 0 THE BLUES 601        JEDI MIME TRICK 7993  740  REVENGED
KILLOGG'S 7614         11  4 0 THE CEREAL KILLE 627 MONTEREY JACK 7831    741   
SHREDDED KNEES 7615     8  8 1 THE CEREAL KILLE 627 ATTILA THE BUM 7987   742  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cheaties -- Hopefully you try again.  I could do that every week. -- Atilla the Bum

Tarum -- Thanks for the challenge.  I needed the win to stave off a night fight. --
Socrates of Shred

Lover Boy -- Bye bye. -- Terry

Blakmoon -- Yes, you won...does your victory feel a bit... hollow? -- Walter

Lenny -- Well fought, sir. -- Joe

Walter Payton -- Well, at least I got the win.  I'm guessing you got what you wanted.
-- Blakmoon, feeling somewhat violated
P.S.  We hate the Bears...

Chickenhawk -- I always love running into the tourney babies.  Uggh. -- Montreux

O.J. -- Aren't you in prison?!?? -- Punksure

Paceson Voorhees -- Well, no big loss with Cayuga, but you will be paying for it, one
way or the other. -- Grim Fandango

DM Monterey Jack -- Likely one more title defense and you're off to the Isle we would
guess.  Howsabout a column and reveal there, big guy? -- Grim Fandangoites

Ben -- You and me, we got this personal ads thing covered, right?  Ben??  Right?!??
-- Stik

Free beer next Tuesday night at the Double-B for any warrior that gets off their ass
and writes a personal, story, or column next cycle.  Cheers! -- Grim Fandango

Looks like it's turned into Lunger City around here, with the pesky aimers close
behind... -- Stik

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MUDSLIDE was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
PINATA BOY was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ICKYPOO was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
EMELIA was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK was murdered by QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
GENERAL KILLS vanquished ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
PUNKSURE savagely defeated PACESON VOORHEES in a 1 minute bloody Bloodfeud brawl.
MONTEREY JACK was overpowered by MAME HOSHIRO in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
BLAKMOON lost to BUILD A BARD in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
PACE VENTURA lost to TARUM in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
JACK SABBATH overpowered THE LEVEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WALTER PAYTON demolished LOYD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CHICKENHAWK devastated IOVIS in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
UNODOS PACE savagely defeated DESIREE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
KELVIN dispatched ITSY-BITSY GIANT in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BERIOS BURNING unbelievably bested JOHN WAYNE GACY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
VATICAN VIKING was overpowered by AJAX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BART STARR was bested by TOTAL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
STRANGE BREW savagely defeated -10 ATTACK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
O J SIMPSON overpowered RED ROOSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HALBARAD was devastated by COUNT JACKULA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
JOE NAMATH overpowered LITTLE BOU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MASTODONNA overpowered PET ROCK in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
GANNICUS was overpowered by JOE MAMA in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
SL'S IRONWOOD slimly won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute one-sided match.
STREET LEGAL overpowered SOCRATES OF SHRED in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
PACEBALL 2 unbelievably bested IXION in a action packed 1 minute bout.
JUKE overpowered BRUTALFUL in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
CHEATIES defeated CHEMICAL WEDDING in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
PARK PACE overpowered THEOKOLES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HIJACK savagely slew CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
ESME was overcome by MEISHI NIBAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DURO won victory over MONTREUX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BIRTHDAY BOY demolished OBAMATON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LENNY was overpowered by FEARIO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KINETIC demolished BABY IN THE CORNER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOAGIE SHACK demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLAP-CACKLE-DROP was overpowered by MAELSTROM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         AIMED BLOW        73 -  63 -  6      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  29 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  21 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  56 -  4      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  44 -  2      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  47 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  24 -  3      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  48 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  19 -  1      34  |

Turn 744 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         5 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   STREET LEGAL 5869           9   3  0  125 I MAGI (133)
TOTAL PARRY      JOE MAMA 6771              20  11  0  107 D.R.I. (536)
BASHING ATTACK   MONTEREY JACK 7831         13   8  3   89 ALL JACKED UP II (616)
PARRY-STRIKE     PACEBALL 2 7855             9   5  3   89 PACE INVADERS (635)
WALL OF STEEL    BUILD A BARD 7764          18  14  0   87 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
AIMED BLOW       IXION 7741                 16  14  0   76 BLOOD AND SAND (600)
STRIKING ATTACK  JUKE 7932                   8   2  0   72 THE BLUES (601)
SLASHING ATTACK  TARUM 7852                  9   6  0   68 RANDOM CHAOS (622)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAME HOSHIRO 7591.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STRANGE BREW 8015.  The ten other most popular fighters were UNODOS PACE 
7958, CHICKENHAWK 7679, JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988, HIJACK 7806, BART STARR 7979, JOE MAMA 
6771, STREET LEGAL 5869, DURO 8002, EMELIA 8052, and PUNKSURE 8032.

The least popular fighter this week was SLAP-CACKLE-DROP 8054.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BABY IN THE CORNER 8051, LENNY 8044, THEOKOLES 8001, SOCRATES 
OF SHRED 6451, LITTLE BOU 7929, HALBARAD 8012, RED ROOSTER 7968, VATICAN VIKING 7992, 
DESIREE 7961, and IOVIS 7799.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MAME HOSHIRO (21-7591) KANO CLAN (106)