DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/23/2014    Duedate: 08/05/2014

SUNSET ARENA

DM-21    TURN-748

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SOCRATES OF SHRED
D.R.I. (536)
(21-6451) [23-20-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STREET LEGAL                   TYGRA ZOOT SUIT
I MAGI (133)                   THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
(21-5869) [11-3-0,139]         (21-7241) [7-2-1,57]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GANNICUS                       O J SIMPSON
BLOOD AND SAND (600)           THE GRID IRON (642)
(21-7897) [11-8-0,78]          (21-7951) [5-7-0,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE GRID IRON (642)         49
2. CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)       34      REAL BEER (424)
3. AMBER (646)                 33      Unchartered Team
4. PACE INVADERS (635)         29
5. REAL BEER (424)             27      CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)      3   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  8  7 1
 2/ 1 REAL BEER (424)          150  72 11 67.6   2/ 6 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)       7  8 2
 3/ 2 THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)  65  36  7 64.4   3/ 2 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)        7  8 0
 4/ 0*THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)   12   9  1 57.1   4/ 4 BLOOD AND SAND (600)      7  8 0
 5/ 3 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)      594 451 28 56.8   5/ 5 ALL JACKED UP II (616)    7  8 0
 6/ 4 I MAGI (133)             336 290 21 53.7   6/ 3 PACE INVADERS (635)       7  8 0
 7/ 5 GRIM FANDANGO (454)      833 762 36 52.2   7/ 9 D.R.I. (536)              6  6 0
 8/ 6 THE BLUES (601)          201 189  6 51.5   8/ 7 THE BLUES (601)           6  9 0
 9/ 7 VANGUARD (19)            106 100  5 51.5   9/10 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   6  9 0
10/ 8 D.R.I. (536)             180 175  9 50.7  10/11 KANO CLAN (106)           5  2 0
11/ 9 BLOOD AND SAND (600)     208 217 10 48.9  11/16 THE GRID IRON (642)       5  4 0
12/10 ALL JACKED UP II (616)   155 165 10 48.4  12/ 8 GRIM FANDANGO (454)       5  5 0
13/11 PACE INVADERS (635)       45  52  5 46.4  13/12 I MAGI (133)              4  2 0
14/14 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)       316 374 20 45.8  14/14 REAL BEER (424)           4  2 0
15/13 MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)   32  38  2 45.7  15/15 VANGUARD (19)             3  8 0
16/15 KANO CLAN (106)          419 526 24 44.3  16/ 0*CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)     2  0 0
17/16 THE GRID IRON (642)       23  32  0 41.8  17/ 0*AMBER (646)               2  3 0
18/ 0*AMBER (646)                2   3  0 40.0  18/ 0*THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)   1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B
B B B B B B B  Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy "If you think a weakness can be turned
into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): FRAN TIC of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 640): ANSWER PACK of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): SFC11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 735): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 759): SEYMORE GUTS if U PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 754): PRETZEL of LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 762): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWIS PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 747): COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 746): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 747): JUKE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 713): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 702): DEFIANCE of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 646): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): INNUK SHUK of WORLD BLADES 15 (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 592): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCES (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 640): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE (Chuck, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 640): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 735): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 759): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 754): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 762): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 747): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 748): STONE COLD (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 747): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 713): 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 702): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 646): BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 592): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 640): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 758): FRAN TIC of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
                            FRANK N. STEIN of UPSTARTS (?, mgr.)
                            SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
                            ABYSSINIAN of CAT'S MEOW (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 763): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 746): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
                            DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 746): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 695): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
                               FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of SUNSET.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  GRIM FANDANGO after a 
sorry 2-2-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 
'Can't fight no more' blues!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a 
perceptive observation?) as THE GRID IRON can attest...  Practice pays for WALTER 
PAYTON, who pummelled IXION, to pocket 24 points.  ATTILA THE BUM certainly had a 
baffled expression on his face, after losing to MEISHI NIBAN and losing 21 points in 
the process!  The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as SOCRATES OF SHRED 
faced SUNSET's Duelmaster.  In SUNSET, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we 
find ourselves a new Duelmaster, SOCRATES OF SHRED.  So who's the team that's been 
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of NOMADIC TRIBE, alone and unchallenged.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BEN'S BAZAAR, so did that sorry team 
shy from NOMADIC TRIBE Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good 
oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, -10 ATTACK is the most challenged warrior.  Do my ears 
deceive me?  PACEBALL 2 (outclassed by 70 points) challenged STREET LEGAL, in what 
promises to be a fight.(!) It's not whether you win or lose, but how many points you 
get (5).  Right, PACEBALL 2?  BIRTHDAY BOY challenged TOTAL!  Who says BEN'S BAZAAR 
are just a bunch of wimps!  BIRTHDAY BOY of BEN'S BAZAAR kept his wits as he was 
subdued by TOTAL.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
The audience gave a nice round of rasberries to COUNT JACKULA of ALL JACKED UP II, 
for expiring in such an ungraceful fashion.  5-4-0, indeed!  Questions are being 
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in 
SUNSET would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in SUNSET is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir 

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451       23  20  1   114       D.R.I. (536)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STREET LEGAL 5869            11   3  0   139       I MAGI (133)
-HOEGARDEN 5554               15  14  0   125       REAL BEER (424)
-THAT! 5272                   14   5  2   125       REAL BEER (424)
 UNODOS PACE 7958             10   3  0   118       PACE INVADERS (635)
 BUILD A BARD 7764            22  14  0   113       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-METARU HEI 7058              26  20  0   106       KANO CLAN (106)
 SL'S IRONWOOD 7671           28  16  1   105       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 JOE MAMA 6771                23  12  0   105       D.R.I. (536)
 JUKE 7932                    10   4  0    97       THE BLUES (601)
 GENERAL KILLS 7613           13   4  0    96       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 SMITHWICK 6348               12   6  2    96       REAL BEER (424)
 WALTER PAYTON 7952            9   3  0    92       THE GRID IRON (642)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACE VENTURA 7747            11   9  0    91       PACE INVADERS (635)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK SABBATH 7891            11   7  1    84       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 GANNICUS 7897                11   8  0    78       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 BLAKMOON 7790                13  18  0    77       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 IXION 7741                   18  16  0    76       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 PARK PACE 7919                9   5  0    75       PACE INVADERS (635)
 IOVIS 7799                   15  15  1    72       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 PACEBALL 2 7855               9   9  3    72       PACE INVADERS (635)
 HIJACK 7806                  14  14  2    70       ALL JACKED UP II (616)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE BOU 7929               9   6  0    62       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 DESIREE 7961                 10   4  0    60       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 AJAX 7996                     8   3  0    57       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 TYGRA ZOOT SUIT 7241          7   2  1    57       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LEVEE 7938                9   5  0    56       THE BLUES (601)
 SPARTICUS 436                12  15  3    54       VANGUARD (19)
 MEISHI NIBAN 7727             7   6  0    54       KANO CLAN (106)
 TOTAL 7612                   13   9  0    52       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 BERIOS BURNING 7953           8   6  2    51       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 CHEATIES 7908                11   6  2    50       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
-TVEDEN 4961                   6   4  0    45       I MAGI (133)
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 7988          4   5  0    45       D.R.I. (536)
 O J SIMPSON 7951              5   7  0    44       THE GRID IRON (642)
 THEOKOLES 8001                7   4  0    42       BLOOD AND SAND (600)
 CHIMAY 7916                   4   1  0    38       REAL BEER (424)
 BRUTALFUL 7963                7   7  0    36       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 CALIZAR 610                   6   5  0    34       VANGUARD (19)
 ATTILA THE BUM 7987           5   6  1    34       D.R.I. (536)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ESME 8024                     4   5  0    33       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 JOE NAMATH 8031               4   3  0    32       THE GRID IRON (642)
 SLAP-CACKLE-DROP 8054         3   2  1    32       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 LEADFOOT 609                  6   6  2    29       VANGUARD (19)
 BIRTHDAY BOY 8040             4   3  0    29       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 VATICAN VIKING 7992           5   6  0    27       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 RED ROOSTER 7968              6   7  0    25       THE BLUES (601)
 HALBARAD 8012                 5   5  1    25       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
 MASTODONNA 8048               3   2  0    25       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 CONQUEST 8008                 2   0  0    25       CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEARIO 8055                   3   2  1    23       THE CEREAL KILLERS (627)
 PACESON VOORHEES 8045         3   3  1    23       PACE INVADERS (635)
 MONTREUX 8026                 2   6  0    22       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 OBAMATON 8017                 2   1  0    21       I MAGI (133)
 TERRY BRADSHAW 8022           2   1  0    21       THE GRID IRON (642)
 STRANGE BREW 8015             4   6  1    20       THE BLUES (601)
 DOMINION 8007                 1   0  0    19       CHOIR OF ANGELS (644)
 REMIME BURR MI 8070           2   1  0    17       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
 -10 ATTACK 7906               0  17  0    17       D.R.I. (536)
-MUMRA SUSPENDERS 7358         2   0  0    16       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 BENEDICT 8085                 1   0  0    15       AMBER (646)
 SWEET AGONY 8071              1   0  0    13       GRIM FANDANGO (454)
 CORWIN 8086                   1   0  0    11       AMBER (646)
-PANTHRO TANKTOP 7242          1   1  0    10       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 KHALEESI 8078                 1   0  0    10       MAIDENS OF MALICE (643)
 TWILIGHT SCOUT 8059           2   2  0     8       NOMADIC TRIBE (160)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUTABA TOI 7860               2   1  0     8       KANO CLAN (106)
 WILYKIT SCARF 7386            2   1  0     7       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 SHIRLEY U. JOUST 8058         1   3  0     6       BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
-CHEETARA BIKINI 7375          0   2  0     2       THUNDERCAT CLOSET (606)
 FIONA 8083                    0   1  0     1       AMBER (646)
 GERARD 8082                   0   1  0     1       AMBER (646)
 JACK HANDY 8087               0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP II (616)
 GLABBER 8088                  0   1  0     1       BLOOD AND SAND (600)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COUNT JACKULA 8030      5  4 0 ALL JACKED UP II 616 BERIOS BURNING 7953   748   
LLEWELLA 8084           0  1 0 AMBER 646            STONE GOLEM           748  NONE
DURO 8002               4  6 1 BLOOD AND SAND 600   SLAP-CACKLE-DROP 8054 747   
MAELSTROM 8056          1  1 0 GRIM FANDANGO 454    FEARIO 8055           745  REVENGED
HOAGIE SHACK 8039       1  2 0 I MAGI 133           HALBARAD 8012         748   
VORNA 8077              0  1 0 MAIDENS OF MALIC 643 STONE GOLEM           748  NONE
ITSY-BITSY GIANT 8000   3  4 1 NOMADIC TRIBE 160    KELVIN 7913           744  NOT REVENGED
ALMOST 12 BAR 8089      0  1 0 THE BLUES 601        BLACK ORC             748  NONE
BART STARR 7979         3  8 0 THE GRID IRON 642    SHEWISH GIANT         748  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     Spotlight writer:  I don't know whether all those Bs are part of the spotlight
     or a bit formatting code, so I'm leaving them in. -- Ed.

Stik -- I am the lumbering type, run as fast as u can and i'll walk slow but somehow
you'll die in the end, ha...ha..ha...ch...ch...ch..kill...kill...kill... -- paceson
Voorhees

Juke win fight.  Plan not go as expected.  I told people blades can hurt people. --
SL's Ironwood, Once and future Duelmaster of Sunset

Total -- You have that nifty, healthy name and the look of a tourney baby, but
sometimes the good old style-matchup just beats all.  Time to find a different
target. -- Little Bou

Kelvin -- One way to avoid a bloodfeud is to sit out.  There are those who don't
think that a good choice. -- The Tribe

What the heck is a Voorhees anyway? -- Halbarad

Theokoles -- What we needed was a bit of a fire to keep warm.  That might have helped
me hang in for a few more swings.  When it is cold out it is just that muh harder to
stay motivated.  Saps the will or something.  More Burning. -- Berios

Shirley -- Ah, but I did call you Shirley.  See, it is your name, so the joke doesn't
work for you.  Nor does this whole fighting thing apparently.  -- Twilight Scout

Vanguard!  Welcome back to Sunset!  That is quite a team number you have!  19??!!
Did all 100 wins come in the old, old days??   Who is your manager?  Whoever it is,
welcome back to the Jewel of the Delarquan Federation!  -- Nomad and the Tribe

DM Juke -- Guess you figured out when to juke and when to jive, congrats. -- Ben's
Bazaar

Cereal Killers -- You are doing well, my friends, let's see if we can't change that
in the near future. -- Ben's Bazaar

Ghost of Punksure -- Was going to say something about you will get yours but that
already happened. -- Birthday Boy

Leadfoot -- Are you any relation to Mr Deeds? -- Vatican Viking

Feario -- Have no feario, I am here!  Or something like that. -- Remime Burr Mi

Twilight Scout -- You and your vampire friends can mosey on along now, you hear!  We
don'ts need no blood suckers here...on second thought, guess they could use you in
the "Arena Clean Up" section. -- Shirley u. Joust

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BART STARR was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LLEWELLA was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
VORNA was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ALMOST 12 BAR was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SOCRATES OF SHRED bested JUKE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
UNODOS PACE devastated SL'S IRONWOOD in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
GENERAL KILLS was bested by BUILD A BARD in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
PACEBALL 2 was viciously subdued by STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SMITHWICK vanquished BLAKMOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SLAP-CACKLE-DROP was overpowered by DESIREE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHEATIES was defeated by LITTLE BOU in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPARTICUS was overpowered by HIJACK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
REMIME BURR MI was demolished by CHIMAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BIRTHDAY BOY was overcome by TOTAL in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
ESME was subdued by THE LEVEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
RED ROOSTER was overpowered by THEOKOLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
JOHN WAYNE GACY overpowered PACESON VOORHEES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
OBAMATON viciously subdued -10 ATTACK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
HOAGIE SHACK was viciously butchered by HALBARAD in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
GANNICUS was beaten by PACE VENTURA in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
JOE MAMA handily defeated PARK PACE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
WALTER PAYTON overpowered IXION in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JACK SABBATH overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
AJAX was overcome by IOVIS in a popular 1 minute contest.
LEADFOOT was savagely defeated by O J SIMPSON in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
COUNT JACKULA was narrowly killed by BERIOS BURNING in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
TYGRA ZOOT SUIT overpowered BRUTALFUL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ATTILA THE BUM was vanquished by MEISHI NIBAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JOE NAMATH viciously subdued STRANGE BREW in a action packed 1 minute brutal bout.
CALIZAR handily defeated TERRY BRADSHAW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CONQUEST overpowered TWILIGHT SCOUT in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MONTREUX was overpowered by FEARIO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VATICAN VIKING was overpowered by MASTODONNA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MUTABA TOI beat FIONA in a 2 minute novice's fray.
WILYKIT SCARF was bested by BENEDICT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's duel.
SHIRLEY U. JOUST was demolished by SWEET AGONY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DOMINION overcame GERARD in a 1 minute fight.
KHALEESI demolished JACK HANDY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CORWIN demolished GLABBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  27 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         AIMED BLOW        63 -  57 -  2      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  19 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  40 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  61 -  3      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  19 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  45 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  37 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  15 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  15 -  1      29  |

Turn 748 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  5     AIMED BLOW         4 -  9         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451     23  20  1  114 D.R.I. (536)
LUNGING ATTACK   STREET LEGAL 5869          11   3  0  139 I MAGI (133)
AIMED BLOW       UNODOS PACE 7958           10   3  0  118 PACE INVADERS (635)
WALL OF STEEL    BUILD A BARD 7764          22  14  0  113 BEN'S BAZAAR (577)
TOTAL PARRY      SL'S IRONWOOD 7671         28  16  1  105 NOMADIC TRIBE (160)
STRIKING ATTACK  JUKE 7932                  10   4  0   97 THE BLUES (601)
BASHING ATTACK   PACE VENTURA 7747          11   9  0   91 PACE INVADERS (635)
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK SABBATH 7891          11   7  1   84 ALL JACKED UP II (616)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GANNICUS 7897.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BART STARR 7979.  The ten other most popular fighters were O J SIMPSON 7951, 
WILYKIT SCARF 7386, SOCRATES OF SHRED 6451, HIJACK 7806, OBAMATON 8017, UNODOS PACE 
7958, GENERAL KILLS 7613, BUILD A BARD 7764, STREET LEGAL 5869, and PACE VENTURA 
7747.

The least popular fighter this week was GLABBER 8088.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SHIRLEY U. JOUST 8058, BENEDICT 8085, VATICAN VIKING 7992, MONTREUX 
8026, TWILIGHT SCOUT 8059, ATTILA THE BUM 7987, BRUTALFUL 7963, PARK PACE 7919, 
GANNICUS 7897, and HOAGIE SHACK 8039.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JOE MAMA (21-6771) D.R.I. (536)