DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/16/2003    Duedate: 07/29/2003

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-460

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSITION IS EMPTY

Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              NONSENTIA
                               DUNCES UNITED (687)
                               (22-6062) [1-0-1,14]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JUDITH                         HOMELESS PRINCE
WOMEN OF REALITY (669)         KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-5832) [17-15-0,74]         (22-6012) [9-2-0,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUNCES UNITED (687)         36
2. THE DEMOCRATS (202)         30      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)       29      Unchartered Team
4. WOMEN OF REALITY (669)      28
5. SERPENTINE INC. (85)        25      DUNCES UNITED (687)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WAY OF THE BLADE X (685)   5   0  1  100   1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)    11  4 0
 2- 2 SHADOWRIGHT (654)         13   6  0 68.4   2/ 5 SERPENTINE INC. (85)     10  3 0
 3/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)     43  26  2 62.3   3/ 6 THE DEMOCRATS (202)       8  7 0
 4/ 4 ROCK ETTS (595)          390 258  7 60.2   4/ 7 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)    7  8 0
 5- 5*A.C. (664)                 4   3  1 57.1   5/ 2 OLD MCDONALD (621)        6  8 1
 6/ 7 SERPENTINE INC. (85)      99  84  5 54.1   6/ 3 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)      6  8 0
 7/ 6 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)    85  73  2 53.8   7/ 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103)     6  9 0
 8/ 8 THE REPUBLICANS (103)    280 262 22 51.7   8- 8*WAY OF THE BLADE X (685)  5  0 1
 9/10 OLD MCDONALD (621)       248 249 12 49.9   9/12 ROCK ETTS (595)           4  5 0
10/11 THE DEMOCRATS (202)       74  78  6 48.7  10/ 9 THE ZOO (205)             4 10 0
11/ 9 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)      28  30  1 48.3  11-10 SWEET MARINES (325)       3  0 0
12-12 SWEET MARINES (325)       91 109  5 45.5  12-11 SHADOWRIGHT (654)         3  1 0
13/13 THE ZOO (205)            307 392  4 43.9  13/ 0*DUNCES UNITED (687)       2  3 2
14/ 0*DUNCES UNITED (687)        2   3  2 40.0  14-13*A.C. (664)                1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SOLVEN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  SERPENTINE INC. turned their 4-0-0 turn 
into a 2nd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch THE DEMOCRATS' heads swell from their 4-1-0 
this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Middle of the road, DUNCES 
UNITED, middle of the road; you'll get no good words from me, until you get better, 
or worse.  Break a leg.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MORGAN win a 
fight and gain 18 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GUANTANAMO BAY beat JUDITH and JUDITH 
lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend 
the throne, SARGENT SUGAR has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm 
earlier!  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of 
these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  KELLUMBO'S KIDS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like THE REPUBLICANS avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would 
be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, INARINDA was this 
turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I can 
give a little credit to ROBERT BYRD of THE DEMOCRATS for challenging up by 18 to 
PLATINUM.  ROBERT BYRD lost to get 29 points of recognition.  And we have SKEEMER in 
a challenge, going down 15 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought SKEEMER 
showed great skill and promise when he beat INARINDA.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in SOLVEN to get a drink than The Victory 
Tavern!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of SOLVEN.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUE 5828                     18  13  0   107       WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
 MORGAN 5915                  12   9  1   107       WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
 CLINTON 2516                 18   9  0   104       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 TOYS 5679                    19  20  5    98       OLD MCDONALD (621)
 GUANTANAMO BAY 5826          17  17  0    97       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 PISHTUSH 5651                10   2  0    95       ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARKSIDE 2714                10   6  0    88       LOST SOULS 1 (300)
 HOW--LITE 5635               19  12  1    86       ROCK ETTS (595)
 BISCUIT 5678                 19  19  0    85       OLD MCDONALD (621)
 HOMELESS PRINCE 6012          9   2  0    85       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 WOF-A-MIT 5639               17  13  0    83       ROCK ETTS (595)
 GARY CONDIT 5914             11  12  1    82       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 MONTY PYTHON 5939            11   5  0    81       SERPENTINE INC. (85)
 JUSTICE 5949                 11   5  0    76       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 SNAKE IN THE GRASS 5952      10   3  0    75       SERPENTINE INC. (85)
 JUDITH 5832                  17  15  0    74       WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
-SHADOWSHADE 5902              7   1  0    73       SHADOWRIGHT (654)
-BIG MAC 5698                 17  21  0    72       OLD MCDONALD (621)
 JFK 1660                     14  16  1    69       THE DEMOCRATS (202)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURKEY JOE 5825              14  24  0    66       THE ZOO (205)
 BEAR MARKET 6010              5   6  1    66       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 MAXIMUS 5966                 13   1  2    65       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 LEE 5831                     12  20  0    63       WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
 TWO PLUS TWO 5910            11   7  1    60       OLD MCDONALD (621)
 KANGAROO KATE 5900           12  19  1    57       THE ZOO (205)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKEEMER 5965                 10   4  0    57       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKLE 5709                   5   2  0    48       ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)
 PLATINUM 5677                 9  15  1    47       ROCK ETTS (595)
-RECON ROSE 5293               7   8  0    44       SWEET MARINES (325)
-SILVERSCALES 5695             4   4  0    40       SHADOWRIGHT (654)
 FLAT TAX 5998                 6   6  0    38       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 INARINDA 5913                 6  18  1    37       THE ZOO (205)
 KLUTZ 5654                    5   6  0    37       ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAJOR DAISY 5943              7   3  0    31       SWEET MARINES (325)
 HISS 6017                     6   1  0    31       SERPENTINE INC. (85)
 MACRIBSI 6024                 5   1  0    30       OLD MCDONALD (621)
 ROBERT BYRD 6039              2   3  0    29       THE DEMOCRATS (202)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VILMA 6040                    2   3  0    21       THE ZOO (205)
 BLIND BOY 6042                3   1  0    19       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 BLIND GIRL 6041               3   1  0    18       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 TOADY 6049                    1   1  0    18       ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)
-JERIRETRAM 6045               1   0  0    15       WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
-ETHAV 6047                    1   0  0    15       WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
 NONSENTIA 6062                1   0  1    14       DUNCES UNITED (687)
-ALIRAKOTH 6046                1   0  0    13       WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
 SIMPLISSITUS 6061             1   0  1    12       DUNCES UNITED (687)
-EREDIRIC 6044                 1   0  1    11       WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
-LEGIREMAS 6048                1   0  0    11       WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
 SIDEWINDER 6016               2   3  0    10       SERPENTINE INC. (85)
-COLONEL HUGS 6000             1   3  1     8       SWEET MARINES (325)
 RUMSFELD 6032                 1   5  0     8       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 BARB 6060                     1   0  0     7       WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
 SCHWARZENEGGER 6050           1   2  0     5       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 IDIOCIUS 6064                 0   1  0     1       DUNCES UNITED (687)
 NONSENSICILUS 6063            0   1  0     1       DUNCES UNITED (687)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUNT 384  0  1 0   1                   NONSENTIA 6062        460 NONE    
ZOOK 6057              0  2 0 ANDORIAN WIMPS 651    SIMPLISSITUS 6061     460         
QUISLING 5652          3  5 1 ANDORIAN WIMPS 651    MAXIMUS 5966          457 REVENGED
DUM-DUM 6065           0  1 0 DUNCES UNITED 687     MOUNTAIN TROLL 401    460 NONE    
BRIANNA 6025           1  4 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 676   QUISLING 5652         456 REVENGED
PFC LYNCH 6030         2  1 1 THE REPUBLICANS 103   BEAR MARKET 6010      456 REVENGED
FANG 5289             11  5 0 SERPENTINE INC. 85    TOYS 5679             458         
BARB 6058              0  1 0 WOMEN OF REALITY 669  EREDIRIC 6044         459         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wof-A-Mit -- I was expecting to fight someone else but things got screwed up.  You
made a fine substitute. -- Pishtush

Legiremas -- My first fight and I don't even swing.  Wimpy tells me I am hosed, what
ever that means.  But he is going to let me try again. -- Zook

Belorian -- Snake-like speed?  Sounds pretty slimy to me.  Thanks for the skills. --
Darkle

Inarinda -- Thanks for the win and skills.  I need both. -- Klutz

Killumbo -- Due to a real screw up, we didn't get a second bloodfeud challenge
through to Max.  I don't understand how and why any of our guys fought last turn.  If
all goes well this turn we will get Max.  We hope to beat him again, but more
importantly learn a bunch.  See you on the sands. -- Wimpy

Morgan -- Take your lunch in Philly and let it go at that, kid. -- Deaf Smith

Klutz -- Odd and VERY sneaky that you should stumble right INTO me with that thing.
-- Inarinda

Blind Girl -- Aha!  You didn't see that one coming, did you? -- Vilma

Monty Python -- I thought it was octopusses that had eight or eleven hands all over
the place.  Ouch. -- Kangaroo Kate

Two Plus Two -- Oh, you think you've got it all figured OUT, don't you?  But you're
WRONG!  Sometimes it IS three or five.  Put that in your deep fat fryer and smoke it.
-- Turkey Joe

Justice -- Wow!  I have never seen that at the end of a fight before.  "Justice has
achieved an expert rating in getting his ass kicked!" -- Homeless Prince

Robert Byrd -- Maybe we just need to stop challenging each other.  Go figure. --
Blind Boy

Wimpy -- Yeah, Toady sure looked scary sitting out last turn.  Max would beat him
silly. -- Kellumbo

Way of the Blade -- Good showing and welcome to Solven! -- Detective Kellumbo

Silverscales -- That'll teach ya to be ranked above my team. -- Skeemer

Hey, check it out.  Another 2-3 turn for Judge.  Is it getting old yet? -- D.K.

Vilma -- Congrats.  Looks like you've improved some. -- Blind Girl

Justice -- Did I mention what an ass-kickin' that was? -- Homeless Prince

JFK -- Another drunk Democrat goes down. -- Guantanamo Bay

Sargeant Sugar -- Congrats on your invite. -- The Republicans
P.S.  You are still going to be dishonorably discharged, regardless of the invite.

Blindscum (yeah, both of you) -- Nice scum jobs.  Thanks for making me popular. --
Rumsfeld

Zontani -- Maybe you should use your "sharp eyes" to proofread.  "Heself", is that even a legit word? -- Al Gore

     All words become "legit" when I use them.  That does not make them legitimate
     for general use, of course.  I have special privileges. -- Zontani Sharp-Eyes

Kellumbo -- Pay back for your cheap downchallenge. -- Al Gore

Leeta -- Welcome. -- Al Gore

Welcome to all new teams. -- Al Gore

How-Lite -- Thanks for the skills and no thanks for the loss. -- Gary Condit

G Bay -- Ditto. -- JFK

Maximus -- Nice fight.  I almost had you.  It would have been a different fight if I
threw a crit. -- Bear Market

Kellumbo -- Another cheap downchallenge.  Well, I guess I will have to do to you what
you have done to me.  Prepare for some cheap fights coming your way. -- Al Gore

26 June 2003
     STOP THINKING TOGS!!!!!  It's here.  Well, almost here anyway.  We're looking at
a start date of the first turn in Aradi (DM 60) following the Fall Mail-In.  This
should give everyone sufficient time to study the new ultra-improved T#%S IV rules 
and prep accordingly.  So without further ado, here is your handy-dandy guide to
winning your very own Golden Scrod (and some other very cool prizes to be announced
officially before the start of the tourney that must not be named):
1.  Each T#%S team consists of two managers.  After the tourney starts, there will be
    no switching partners whatsoever, so choose your partners wisely.  T#%S IV will
    last for 13 turns, so pick a partner you can stand for 6 months or so.  The only
    team I know of so far is last TOGS winners:  Ganolus Oakleaf/Hombre of Blood
    Related/Thieves Guild.  Hey, this is fun!
2.  The T#%S entry fee is 2 team setups per manager.  This means 4 setups per T#%S
    team.  This entry fee is required before the start of the tourney with no
    exceptions being made.  This is to ensure that nobody gets screwed if a team or
    manager decides to back out early.  To pay the entry fee either:
    a) send $10 cash/check/money order/ or whatever to me personally at:
       Andy Salveson
       6812 Romanzo Way
       Elk Grove, CA 95758
    b) get RSI to send me 2 team setup gift certificates.  Sorry, no credit cards and
       no old teams you have lying around will be accepted.
3.  T#%S point system:
    10 points for winning on your up-challenge against another T#%S warrior.
    7 points for winning on your even challenge of another T#%S warrior.
    7 points for winning on another T#%S warriors challenge.
    7 points for winning a random matchup against another T#%S warrior.
    4 points for winning on your down-challenge of another T#%S warrior.
    4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-T#%S warrior.  Do not fight
      your team mate, you will not get any points.  Also, you will not get any points
      if you challenge or get challenged by a non-T#%S team, so use your avoids
      wisely if you think someone is out to get you.
   10 points for being the Duelmaster.  This is in addition to all points listed
      above and will begin turn 1, so prep accordingly.
    5 points for every spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn.
      The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the
      newsletter (that's 31 lines-each line 85 characters across) and I will be
      completely firm on this.  In addition to the length criteria, spotlights will
      not be given points if they are in any way plagiarized or if they are not
      Duelmasters or fantasy related.  I will be the sole judge of this.  If you're
      unsure if I will judge something to be Duelmasters or fantasy related, then
      e-mail me before you write the spotlight and ask me.  I reserve the right to
      take points away from a spotlight after they are given if I judge at a later
      time that the spotlight has been plagiarized.
   -5 points per manager per turn every time a manager does not at least write one
      personal ad.
   -5 points for being the team that avoided the most.
     If you participated in TOGS III, you'll notice some slight changes in the points
structure.  The main things are points for random match ups against non T#%S
warriors, bonus points for being the Duelmaster, new spotlight criteria, and no
points given for being the most avoided team.
4.  I already mentioned this, but T#%S IV will start the first turn in arena 60 after
    the Fall Mail-In runs and it will last for 13 turns.  There will not be a
    Survivor format this time around, meaning no eliminations.  I will still be doing
    the multipliers at the end, however.  This means that all points accumulated by a
    team on turns 10 and 11 will be multiplied by 1.5 and all points accumulated by
    each team on turns 12 and 13 will be multiplied by 2.
5.  Prizes are yet to be determined, but I'll tell you what I know.  There will be
    prizes given out each turn to whichever team scores the most combined points on a
    given turn.  Tie breakers will go to the team with the most wins on that turn and
    then to the team with most overall points.  I have asked RSI for the same prizes
    as last TOGS which were transferring any warrior to arena 60 and renaming Aradi
    for approximately 6 months, but we'll see what they come back with.  I haven't
    decided how to split the prizes up, partly because I don't know how many teams
    will be entering yet, but I do know the prizes will be split among the top 3
    teams at the end.  I will announce the exact breakdown of everything when I know
    more.
6.  And just like TOGS III, Death Stud and I will be the sole arbiters of any dispute
    that may arise.  Whine all you like, but as Nuln told you last time, that's how
    it is.
7.  M & RR Clause (go ahead, read between the capitals):  I reserve the right to
    disallow entry to this tourney if you have a previous history of being a big fat
    mouth about everything.
     I think that pretty much covers it.  I will be accepting team entries as of now
and then posting them in the newsletters as I receive entry fees.  Please feel free
to e-mail me regarding any questions or comments at Ganolus@aol.com.  So everyone don
your best pair of leg warmers, hop on your favorite farm animal, and ride to Aradi
for the 4th kinda-annual Tournament that must not be named for no apparent reason
whatsoever, or T#%S IV, for short.  See ya'll there!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUM-DUM was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLAT TAX was demolished by BEAR MARKET in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
TOADY was overpowered by MAXIMUS in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
CLINTON savagely defeated TOYS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
SUE vanquished BISCUIT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PISHTUSH beat HOMELESS PRINCE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory Challenge brawl.
GUANTANAMO BAY handily defeated JUDITH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TWO PLUS TWO lost to JUSTICE in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
DARKLE was vanquished by SNAKE IN THE GRASS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SKEEMER overpowered INARINDA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ROBERT BYRD was luckily beaten by PLATINUM in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLIND GIRL bested RUMSFELD in a exciting 6 minute Challenge battle.
BLIND BOY devastated SCHWARZENEGGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HOW--LITE was handily defeated by MORGAN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
GARY CONDIT devastated KANGAROO KATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MONTY PYTHON beat LEE in a 4 minute master's brawl.
WOF-A-MIT devastated TURKEY JOE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JFK demolished KLUTZ in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MACRIBSI beat VILMA in a 2 minute master vs. amateur fight.
HISS devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SIDEWINDER won victory over NONSENSICILUS in a 2 minute novice's match.
ZOOK was easily killed by SIMPLISSITUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BARB bested IDIOCIUS in a 1 minute novice's bout.
NONSENTIA assassinated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       42 -  27 -  2      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        22 -  16 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  25 -  1      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  21 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  29 -  5      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  30 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  27 -  2      31  |

Turn 460 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  5         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SUE 5828                   18  13  0  107 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
STRIKING ATTACK  MORGAN 5915                12   9  1  107 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
TOTAL PARRY      CLINTON 2516               18   9  0  104 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOW--LITE 5635             19  12  1   86 ROCK ETTS (595)
PARRY-LUNGE      WOF-A-MIT 5639             17  13  0   83 ROCK ETTS (595)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MONTY PYTHON 5939          11   5  0   81 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
WALL OF STEEL    JUSTICE 5949               11   5  0   76 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
LUNGING ATTACK   SNAKE IN THE GRASS 5952    10   3  0   75 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
BASHING ATTACK   JUDITH 5832                17  15  0   74 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JUDITH 5832.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HOMELESS PRINCE 6012.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUMSFELD 6032, 
JUSTICE 5949, ROBERT BYRD 6039, TOYS 5679, DUM-DUM 6065, CLINTON 2516, MONTY PYTHON 
5939, MAXIMUS 5966, PISHTUSH 5651, and MORGAN 5915.

The least popular fighter this week was NONSENSICILUS 6063.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HISS 6017, KLUTZ 5654, TURKEY JOE 5825, LEE 5831, KANGAROO KATE 
5900, HOW--LITE 5635, SCHWARZENEGGER 6050, BLIND GIRL 6041, DARKLE 5709, and JUDITH 
5832.

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

SARGENT SUGAR (22-2928) SWEET MARINES (325)