DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/30/2003 Duedate: 08/12/2003
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-461
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CLINTON
THE DEMOCRATS (202)
(22-2516) [19-9-0,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLINTON DEMENTIA
THE DEMOCRATS (202) DUNCES UNITED (687)
(22-2516) [19-9-0,117] (22-6067) [1-0-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JUDITH MORGAN
WOMEN OF REALITY (669) WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
(22-5832) [17-16-0,74] (22-5915) [12-10-1,96]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SERPENTINE INC. (85)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SERPENTINE INC. (85) 45
2. ANDORIAN WIMPS (651) 36 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. THE DEMOCRATS (202) 32 Unchartered Team
4. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 22
5. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 21 DUNCES UNITED (687)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*WAY OF THE BLADE X (685) 5 0 1 100 1/ 2 SERPENTINE INC. (85) 10 3 0
2- 2 SHADOWRIGHT (654) 13 6 0 68.4 2/ 3 THE DEMOCRATS (202) 10 5 0
3/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 46 28 2 62.2 3/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 10 5 0
4/ 4 ROCK ETTS (595) 391 261 7 60.0 4/ 6 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651) 8 5 0
5- 5*A.C. (664) 4 3 1 57.1 5/ 4 WOMEN OF REALITY (669) 7 8 0
6/ 6 SERPENTINE INC. (85) 102 86 5 54.3 6/ 7 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 6 9 0
7/ 7 WOMEN OF REALITY (669) 87 76 2 53.4 7- 8*WAY OF THE BLADE X (685) 5 0 1
8/11 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651) 32 30 1 51.6 8- 5 OLD MCDONALD (621) 4 5 0
9/ 8 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 282 265 22 51.6 9/ 9 ROCK ETTS (595) 4 6 0
10- 9 OLD MCDONALD (621) 248 249 12 49.9 10/13*DUNCES UNITED (687) 3 7 2
11/10 THE DEMOCRATS (202) 78 79 6 49.7 11/10 THE ZOO (205) 3 10 0
12-12 SWEET MARINES (325) 91 109 5 45.5 12-11 SWEET MARINES (325) 1 0 0
13/13 THE ZOO (205) 308 395 4 43.8 13-12 SHADOWRIGHT (654) 1 1 0
14/14*DUNCES UNITED (687) 3 7 2 30.0 14-14*A.C. (664) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): FANTA FUELED FUZZ of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): VAJRA VALMEJAR of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Talon Warsmith)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 467): CONAN of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 460): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 456): FLITTER MCGEE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 457): WENT TO MARKET of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 457): TAOS of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): PHISH BAIT of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): KLUMSY TUMBLES of CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): ZEPHYRE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 404): VEERS of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 180): MERADI of KING AND COUNTRY (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): SCUMBAG of WIMPS OF DEATH (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 306): RHYTHM METHOD of SURPRISE! (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 135): LONGSHOT of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 352): PRIMUS BOUND of SUPERIOR FORCES from ZENSU (Manager)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (JRK, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 467): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 460): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 456): THE ASININE (Philthy Phil, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 457): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 457): SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 404): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 180): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 306): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 135): SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 352): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): FANTA FUELED FUZZ of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
FOTHERINFOP of WIMPS OF PERIL (Wimpy, mgr.)
(turn 232): DOMINO of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
BETHUNES of LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): ORION ORANGE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 466): DAISY JANUARY of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 459): SARGENT SUGAR of SWEET MARINES (General Snookums, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 455): VIKING of SAVAGES (Tarzan, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): INFERNO of I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
(turn 452): VALLISNERIA of THE GREENHOUSE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): DESPICABLE DUCK of WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): ZEPHYRE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
FARMER'S GIRL of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
(turn 411): GWYN AP NUDD of CAER SIDHE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): SCUMBAG of WIMPS OF DEATH (Wimpy, mgr.)
WETBOX of BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)
(turn 315): SMOOCHY of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
CROW of SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 134): CENTURION of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
BARRETT of DARQUE FORCES IV (Master Darque, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in SOLVEN! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Too bad, KELLUMBO'S KIDS, but
SERPENTINE INC. was just too good to be stopped. The guys at DUNCES UNITED like
really pulled together to get a 1-4-0 this turn, moving up by 3. What was the name
of that team who got 4-0-0 this turn for a total 32-30-1 you ask? (Sure) ANDORIAN
WIMPS' their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for MONTY PYTHON?
SERPENTINE INC.'s proud of him after beating HOW--LITE and getting 18 points. Talk
about yer big time losers! VILMA got smashed by RUMSFELD, and lost 11 points! And I
was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome
CLINTON. Aren't THE DEMOCRATS proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a
real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? THE REPUBLICANS was SOLVEN's most avoided team. Is
there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why KELLUMBO'S KIDS' been
avoiding THE REPUBLICANS so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is
SKEEMER popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of SOLVEN! He's got a
10-5-0, is that good? See if I ever talk to BEAR MARKET again! FLAT TAX was so low
when She challenged she. Hhmph! BEAR MARKET beat FLAT TAX. No surprise about that.
Really I'm not surprised BEAR MARKET would do such a scummy thing, either. BLIND BOY
must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged
SCHWARZENEGGER. 14 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought
BLIND BOY showed great skill and promise when he overcame SCHWARZENEGGER. All right,
so I slept through it! Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All SOLVEN ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. So SERPENTINE INC. has one more turn to Bloodfeud OLD MCDONALD's
TOYS. Big deal. FANG's dead. What's the point? Ya just gotta go on. Don't look
back... KLUTZ really fought hard against SIMPLISSITUS. That'll teach DUNCES UNITED
not to go and kill any of ANDORIAN WIMPS' guys again, huh! Fight, fight, fight. Is
that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLINTON 2516 19 9 0 117 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUE 5828 19 13 0 112 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
MONTY PYTHON 5939 12 5 0 99 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
-TOYS 5679 19 20 5 98 OLD MCDONALD (621)
PISHTUSH 5651 11 2 0 97 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)
MORGAN 5915 12 10 1 96 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
GUANTANAMO BAY 5826 17 18 0 95 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
HOMELESS PRINCE 6012 10 2 0 91 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DARKSIDE 2714 10 6 0 88 LOST SOULS 1 (300)
HOW--LITE 5635 19 13 1 87 ROCK ETTS (595)
SNAKE IN THE GRASS 5952 11 3 0 87 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
-BISCUIT 5678 19 19 0 85 OLD MCDONALD (621)
JUSTICE 5949 12 5 0 85 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
WOF-A-MIT 5639 17 14 0 77 ROCK ETTS (595)
GARY CONDIT 5914 11 13 1 77 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
JFK 1660 15 16 1 75 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUDITH 5832 17 16 0 74 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
-SHADOWSHADE 5902 7 1 0 73 SHADOWRIGHT (654)
-BIG MAC 5698 17 21 0 72 OLD MCDONALD (621)
BEAR MARKET 6010 6 6 1 70 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
TURKEY JOE 5825 14 25 0 67 THE ZOO (205)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAXIMUS 5966 13 2 2 66 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
KANGAROO KATE 5900 13 19 1 66 THE ZOO (205)
DARKLE 5709 6 2 0 66 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)
LEE 5831 12 21 0 63 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
-TWO PLUS TWO 5910 11 7 1 60 OLD MCDONALD (621)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKEEMER 5965 10 5 0 55 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
PLATINUM 5677 9 16 1 48 ROCK ETTS (595)
HISS 6017 7 1 0 45 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
-RECON ROSE 5293 7 8 0 44 SWEET MARINES (325)
ROBERT BYRD 6039 3 3 0 43 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
KLUTZ 5654 6 6 0 42 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)
-SILVERSCALES 5695 4 4 0 40 SHADOWRIGHT (654)
INARINDA 5913 6 19 1 38 THE ZOO (205)
FLAT TAX 5998 6 7 0 35 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAJOR DAISY 5943 7 3 0 31 SWEET MARINES (325)
-MACRIBSI 6024 5 1 0 30 OLD MCDONALD (621)
BLIND GIRL 6041 4 1 0 28 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
BLIND BOY 6042 4 1 0 25 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
RUMSFELD 6032 2 5 0 25 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARB 6060 2 0 0 19 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
-TOADY 6049 1 1 0 18 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)
DEMENTIA 6067 1 0 0 15 DUNCES UNITED (687)
-JERIRETRAM 6045 1 0 0 15 WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
-ETHAV 6047 1 0 0 15 WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
-ALIRAKOTH 6046 1 0 0 13 WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
-EREDIRIC 6044 1 0 1 11 WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
-LEGIREMAS 6048 1 0 0 11 WAY OF THE BLADE X1 (685)
DIDILY SQUAT 6066 1 0 0 11 ANDORIAN WIMPS (651)
VILMA 6040 2 4 0 10 THE ZOO (205)
SIDEWINDER 6016 2 4 0 10 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
-COLONEL HUGS 6000 1 3 1 8 SWEET MARINES (325)
SIMPLISSITUS 6061 1 1 1 8 DUNCES UNITED (687)
NONSENTIA 6062 1 1 1 7 DUNCES UNITED (687)
SCHWARZENEGGER 6050 1 3 0 6 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
SANDSTONE 6056 1 0 0 4 ROCK ETTS (595)
IDIOCIUS 6064 0 2 0 2 DUNCES UNITED (687)
VENOM 6059 0 1 0 1 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
QUISLING 5652 3 5 1 ANDORIAN WIMPS 651 MAXIMUS 5966 457 JUST REV
ZOOK 6057 0 2 0 ANDORIAN WIMPS 651 SIMPLISSITUS 6061 460 JUST REV
NONSENSICILUS 6063 0 2 0 DUNCES UNITED 687 BANDIT PRINCE 408 461 NONE
FANG 5289 11 5 0 SERPENTINE INC. 85 TOYS 5679 458
BARB 6058 0 1 0 WOMEN OF REALITY 669 EREDIRIC 6044 459
PERSONAL ADS
Judge -- Well, well, well. Another 2-3 turn eh? That's gotta sting a bit huh? Oh,
and what's that? I was most avoided, and mostly by you. Yup, it's gotta sting,
brother, it's gotta sting. -- Detective Kellumbo
Wimpy -- Nice 1-4 turn you had there. Hope your pitiful PA about Prince makes up for
it this turn because that's all the yappin' you got in ya. -- DK
Pishtush -- You are a lucky devil! I was all set to come out there and kick your
butt this turn, but Kellumbo says I am sitting this one out. Something about timing
me for some tourney. You had better be ready in a turn or two, pal, because I am
coming for you. -- Maximus
Schwarzenegger -- Hey, I figured it was just a shot in the dark. -- Blind Boy
Rumsfeld -- I just "didn't see" the point in letting you hit me more than that.
*chuckle* -- Blind Girl
Pishtush -- Well fought! You took my best shot...heck, you took a dozen of them.
Well done and good luck. -- Homeless Prince
Inarinda -- Well, I see you have nothing left you can teach me. It's on to bigger
game. -- Skeemer
Kellumbo -- Of course you are correct. We were expecting Max to beat up on poor old
Toady, but we were expecting/hoping that Max would teach him a pile of skills. Wrong
again. Pishtush will try again this turn. -- Wimpy
Snake In The Grass -- You do very well for a guy who is not really qualified to use
his weapon. I'd hate to fight you when you can handle it. I would be dead. Thanks
for the lesson. -- Darkle
JFK -- Not bad for marginal. -- Klutz
Homeless Prince -- I hope that you don't find a home too soon. I like it when you
are wandering around on the arena's sands. At least you didn't trip and fall. --
Pishtush
Maximus -- Wimpy told me that were so good that I would learn a lot when you beat me.
Even if I had held on to my weapon, I didn't have a chance. I am not pleased that
you couldn't teach any better than one skill. -- Toady
Simplissitus -- Thank you for saving us the trouble of sending Zook to the Dark
Arena. This way we get rid of him and get a chance to get four wins at your expense.
Thanks again. -- Wimpy
G Bay -- I don't stay down for long, not when there are women to chase and booze to
drink. -- JFK
I got to play with Toys, but forgot to put it back. Thanks for the win but no thanks
for no skills. -- Clinton
Platinum -- Nice fight. Very close. We should do it again. -- Al Gore
Judge -- More BF please. -- Al Gore
K. Kate -- Thanks for the skills. -- Al Gore
P.S. Ditto Klutz.
Klutz stumbling to the ground, go figure. -- Al Gore
Skeemer -- Hmm, I seem to run across you rather often. Is this small arena syndrome,
or Something More Sinister? -- Inarinda
Gary Condit -- Phoo. -- Kangaroo Kate, at a loss for words, or maybe at a loss for
attention
Wof-A-Mit -- You didn't have to BITE me. -- Turkey Joe, missing some feathers
Macribsi -- For somebody who's nothing but ribs, you're mighty dangerous. -- Vilma
Zook -- In hot weather like this, being hosed down is no hardship. -- Turkey Joe
18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more. Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance: The Firm. We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more. If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
--* The Firm *--
Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1
26 July 2003
Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen. While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak. It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women. Now the masks are
coming off.
Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid. After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II. Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare. Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges! Assassinations! Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle. However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another. Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed. Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged. Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.
The Frothingslosh Syndicate
29 July 2003
* * * *The Third Annual Turf War* * * *
Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war! TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon! Here
are the rules:
1. Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance. The leader
will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
alliance he/she is leading.
2. Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
snail.
3. Each team may declare one warrior as champion. All points scored by a champ are
double!
4. Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
* Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
* The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
monsters for a period of 6 months.
* The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
* The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
named after him for a period of 6 months.
* The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
* The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
one of their warriors.
* The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
* The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
for a period of 6 months.
* The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
* The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
roll-up certs from the prize pot.
There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
-- Two Alliance -- Champion
-- Challenge -- Two Champions
-- Bloodfeud -- Challenger losing
-- Kill
(Note: DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!! Ex: Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost. If he wins, his team scores 60
points! If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Points Per Fight: 5 10 20 40 80 160 320 640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also. Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below. Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
1 -- 5 7 -- 320
2 -- 10 8 -- 640
3 -- 20 9 -- 1280
4 -- 40 10 -- 2560
5 -- 80 11 -- 5280
6 -- 100 (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
* Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
* TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10. TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's Points Scored (TV/TC)
1 50/ 500
2 100/1000
3 200/2000
4 400/4000
+ x2/ x2 (for each extra)
Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
Come one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!
Asmo Dius, TCB
Arenas, DM 47, DM 73
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NONSENSICILUS was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PISHTUSH outwaited MAXIMUS in a dull 12 minute brutal Bloodfeud battle.
KLUTZ overpowered SIMPLISSITUS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
CLINTON devastated MORGAN in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
HOMELESS PRINCE viciously subdued JUDITH in a 3 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
BEAR MARKET overpowered FLAT TAX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LEE was savagely defeated by KANGAROO KATE in a 6 minute expert's Challenge melee.
ROBERT BYRD vanquished INARINDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLIND BOY vanquished SCHWARZENEGGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLIND GIRL overpowered NONSENTIA in a 5 minute uneven Challenge match.
GUANTANAMO BAY was beaten by SUE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
SNAKE IN THE GRASS viciously subdued WOF-A-MIT in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
JUSTICE subdued GARY CONDIT in a 2 minute master's match.
HOW--LITE was overpowered by MONTY PYTHON in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JFK defeated SKEEMER in a 2 minute gruesome struggle.
TURKEY JOE was handily defeated by DARKLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PLATINUM was viciously subdued by HISS in a 4 minute gory brawl.
SIDEWINDER was overpowered by BARB in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RUMSFELD overpowered VILMA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
IDIOCIUS was handily defeated by DIDILY SQUAT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
VENOM was beaten by SANDSTONE in a 6 minute beginner's fight.
DEMENTIA subdued TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 27 - 2 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 21 - 14 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 36 - 25 - 1 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 22 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 19 - 0 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 30 - 4 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 32 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 25 - 1 31 |
Turn 461 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY CLINTON 2516 19 9 0 117 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
AIMED BLOW SUE 5828 19 13 0 112 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MONTY PYTHON 5939 12 5 0 99 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
STRIKING ATTACK MORGAN 5915 12 10 1 96 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
SLASHING ATTACK HOW--LITE 5635 19 13 1 87 ROCK ETTS (595)
LUNGING ATTACK SNAKE IN THE GRASS 5952 11 3 0 87 SERPENTINE INC. (85)
WALL OF STEEL JUSTICE 5949 12 5 0 85 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
PARRY-LUNGE WOF-A-MIT 5639 17 14 0 77 ROCK ETTS (595)
BASHING ATTACK JUDITH 5832 17 16 0 74 WOMEN OF REALITY (669)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JUDITH 5832. The most popular warrior this turn was
MORGAN 5915. The ten other most popular fighters were HOMELESS PRINCE 6012, KANGAROO
KATE 5900, NONSENTIA 6062, SNAKE IN THE GRASS 5952, JFK 1660, HISS 6017, VENOM 6059,
GARY CONDIT 5914, MONTY PYTHON 5939, and CLINTON 2516.
The least popular fighter this week was PISHTUSH 5651. The other ten least popular
fighters were MAXIMUS 5966, SANDSTONE 6056, PLATINUM 5677, IDIOCIUS 6064, VILMA 6040,
SIDEWINDER 6016, TURKEY JOE 5825, BLIND GIRL 6041, SCHWARZENEGGER 6050, and INARINDA
5913.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
CLINTON (22-2516) THE DEMOCRATS (202)
SUE (22-5828) WOMEN OF REALITY (669)