DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/19/2004 Duedate: 06/01/2004
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-482
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GEORGE BUSH
CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
(22-1708) [18-9-1,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GEORGE BUSH SHALL BE
CONSPIRACY INC. (100) WHY (708)
(22-1708) [18-9-1,106] (22-6243) [1-0-0,35]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RUMSFELD AL FRANKEN
THE REPUBLICANS (103) THE DEMOCRATS (202)
(22-6032) [13-15-0,100] (22-6253) [2-1-0,7]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WHITE WOLF (707) 59
2. WHY (708) 50 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. THE DEMOCRATS (202) 43 Unchartered Team
4. SAVAGE HEARTS 2 (697) 38
5. THE POISON CLAN (692) 21 K FORCE (706)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 117 60 4 66.1 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 12 3 0
2/ 3 THE POISON CLAN (692) 39 21 1 65.0 2/ 3 SAVAGE HEARTS 2 (697) 10 5 0
3/ 4 JUST CHILLIN (699) 30 20 3 60.0 3/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 9 6 2
4/ 1*K FORCE (706) 6 4 1 60.0 4/ 4 THE DEMOCRATS (202) 9 6 1
5/ 9*WHY (708) 3 2 0 60.0 5/ 5 BIBLE BELTERS (364) 7 8 0
6/ 5 CONSPIRACY INC. (100) 143 112 10 56.1 6/ 6 THE POISON CLAN (692) 7 8 0
7/ 7 THE DEMOCRATS (202) 136 126 9 51.9 7/10*K FORCE (706) 6 4 1
8/ 6 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 336 315 23 51.6 8/ 8 THE ZOO (205) 6 9 1
9/14*WHITE WOLF (707) 5 5 0 50.0 9/14*WHITE WOLF (707) 5 5 0
10/ 8 BIBLE BELTERS (364) 31 33 1 48.4 10/ 9*CHINESE CONNECTION (700) 5 10 1
11/10 THE ZOO (205) 344 463 5 42.6 11/11 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 4 11 0
12/11*CHINESE CONNECTION (700) 17 26 1 39.5 12/12*WHY (708) 3 2 0
13/12 SAVAGE HEARTS 2 (697) 20 35 1 36.4 13/ 7 CONSPIRACY INC. (100) 3 10 1
14-13*DROP THE LEASH (701) 1 4 0 20.0 14-13*DROP THE LEASH (701) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ahhh, retirement comes at last.... Hail, warriors of Solven, it is I, Skeemer.
Seems like just yesterday that Kellumbo was telling me not to get too big of a head
after winning my first fight by jumping a lunger and one shotting him to the head.
Now, look at me; I'm off to that big arena called retirement. Heck, I might even
decide to camp up with Turkey Joe and Blind Girl and tell stories about the good old
days.
It is unfortunate, but it would appear that Rumsfeld is the likely suspect to
hold the throne next turn. With a Bloodfued challenge against a warrior he just
beat, I figure it will be hard pressed to pick anyone else to have more points. Our
only hope of keeping one of Judge's boys off of the throne is to not win this turn.
I suppose it is possible to be matched up with Kate or Nancy again, and to lose, but
I have already beaten them both. I am trying out my faves this turn, so I guess
we'll see. If Rumsfeld is Duelmaster.....well....I just shudder at what he will have
to say. Judge's team must have plenty of pent up frustration after a year and a half
without holding the throne...
Well, enough is enough. I've gotta get outta here to make room for the new
recruit. Captain Chaos joins the team next week. All you Chaos guys be sure to send
a warm welcome his way. I know he could use an easy win right out of the gates.
Take care everyone. Best wishes...
-- Skeemer
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly SOLVEN games. There were bitter words at CONSPIRACY
INC.'s guildhouse after a 1-3-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 13th.
Dark Arena anyone? Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!
Witness how this week WHITE WOLF went 4-1-0 to move up 5 in the rankings. SHALL BE
caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested SHADE
and was awarded 35 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels,
SAVAGE DRAGON put down CHUNG' FOW, causing him to lose 11 points of recognition in
the process. Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster SKEEMER
challenged RUMSFELD last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne. Not for
nothing has SKEEMER in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week
he's proven his combat skill yet again. No confirmation, but my sources claim that
the top team has gained their position using magical aids. Charmed weapons perhaps?
Many and various are the arts of battle. In SOLVEN "art" is a word that has
long since passed from the language! I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when
this week's challenge seeking began. THE DEMOCRATS is feared. This much I can say.
Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better part
of last week avoiding THE DEMOCRATS. Indeed it was THE POISON CLAN. Loose talk at
the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters
are after KANGAROO KATE. Watch your back! THE LIZARD must really be harboring a
grudge against the WHITE WOLF guild! Merciless, 19 challenged down BRUJAH points
this week to duel with he. An upset indeed! THE LIZARD found heself outmatched as
him was beat by BRUJAH. There is no place left further down for THE LIZARD but the
burial mound! A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems
that NANCY PELOSI posted a challenge against the more highly recognized TURKEY JOE.
The results, you ask? Well, the firebrand NANCY PELOSI bested TURKEY JOE. Remember
warriors, this is the discipline of steel.
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune
but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
The girls are as pretty in SOLVEN as ever I remembered them....and the fighters
as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till we meet
again, remember: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a
lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GEORGE BUSH 1708 18 9 1 106 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUMSFELD 6032 13 15 0 100 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
NANCY PELOSI 6076 13 7 1 99 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
FLAT TAX 5998 15 19 0 97 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
ILSA SHE-WOLF 6107 12 4 1 91 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KANGAROO KATE 5900 18 35 1 90 THE ZOO (205)
TERMINATOR 6158 6 5 0 75 SAVAGE HEARTS 2 (697)
THE TOAD 6121 12 0 0 71 THE POISON CLAN (692)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHAT UP 6172 9 1 1 66 JUST CHILLIN (699)
DARRELL ISSA 6108 10 6 2 58 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAYBE LATER 6176 6 4 1 53 JUST CHILLIN (699)
EASY BREEZE 6173 6 4 1 52 JUST CHILLIN (699)
JOSIAH 6201 5 2 0 50 BIBLE BELTERS (364)
ANTHONY SCALIA 6103 11 6 0 47 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
THE SCORPION 6117 9 3 0 47 THE POISON CLAN (692)
SAVAGE DRAGON 6155 5 6 1 45 SAVAGE HEARTS 2 (697)
KALAMAZOO 6116 7 7 0 43 THE ZOO (205)
SAMURIA SAM 6200 5 3 0 43 SAVAGE HEARTS 2 (697)
NO HURRY 6174 6 4 0 42 JUST CHILLIN (699)
GIDEON 3308 7 8 0 41 BIBLE BELTERS (364)
ROE V WADE 6226 4 1 0 38 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
HANNAH 6144 6 6 0 37 BIBLE BELTERS (364)
SNAKE CHARMER 6169 9 3 0 36 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
SHALL BE 6243 1 0 0 35 WHY (708)
RUFUS 6180 7 3 0 34 BIBLE BELTERS (364)
CHUNG' FOW 6184 5 4 0 34 CHINESE CONNECTION (700)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRON MONKEY 6186 3 5 1 33 CHINESE CONNECTION (700)
CHARLES RANGEL 6229 3 1 1 33 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
THE LIZARD 6120 6 6 1 31 THE POISON CLAN (692)
ANN COULTER 6168 6 6 0 28 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
BRUJAH 6237 2 0 0 25 WHITE WOLF (707)
CHENEY 6153 6 6 0 24 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIA' KIAN 6185 3 6 0 23 CHINESE CONNECTION (700)
ZOOIE 6152 4 9 0 21 THE ZOO (205)
THE LOTUS 6208 4 3 0 21 THE POISON CLAN (692)
CAROL M. BRAUN 6146 4 9 0 21 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
WHO ME 6246 2 0 0 20 WHY (708)
2ND AMENDMENT 6211 1 5 0 20 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
GANGREL 6238 1 1 0 18 WHITE WOLF (707)
ARISHTARTE 6257 2 0 1 17 THE ZOO (205)
THE PHOENIX 6227 2 3 0 17 THE POISON CLAN (692)
JER BER 6235 2 0 1 16 K FORCE (706)
LASOMBRA 6240 1 1 0 16 WHITE WOLF (707)
LUBIA' MEI' 6258 1 0 0 14 CHINESE CONNECTION (700)
ATILLA 6228 2 2 0 12 SAVAGE HEARTS 2 (697)
ASSAMITE 6239 1 1 0 12 WHITE WOLF (707)
LING' LON 6187 1 8 0 11 CHINESE CONNECTION (700)
-TRADER JACK 6189 1 0 0 10 DROP THE LEASH (701)
SHADE 6232 1 1 0 10 K FORCE (706)
BOSCOE 6231 1 1 0 9 K FORCE (706)
GIL STAYNE 6234 1 1 0 8 K FORCE (706)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARLS 6233 1 1 0 8 K FORCE (706)
AL FRANKEN 6253 2 1 0 7 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
-GREMMIE 6192 0 1 0 7 DROP THE LEASH (701)
COULD BE II 6267 0 1 0 1 WHY (708)
SCHWARZENEGGER 6265 0 1 0 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JEHORAM 6209 2 5 1 BIBLE BELTERS 364 IRON MONKEY 6186 482
PING' LEE 6188 4 3 0 CHINESE CONNECTIO 700 WHAT UP 6172 481
OOPS 6266 0 1 0 JUST CHILLIN 699 SHAPESHIFTER 402 482 NONE
PRISON 6259 0 1 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103 SHAPESHIFTER 402 482 NONE
SCHWARZENEGGER 6050 12 11 1 THE REPUBLICANS 103 GEORGE BUSH 1708 480 REVENGED
THREE STRIKES 6255 0 1 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103 CHARLES RANGEL 6229 481
ALIEN 6218 0 6 0 SAVAGE HEARTS 2 697 SHAPESHIFTER 402 482 NONE
LUNCH 6260 0 1 0 WHITE WOLF 707 WURM KIN 410 482 NONE
RAVNOS 6236 0 1 0 WHITE WOLF 707 JER BER 6235 481
COULD BE 6245 0 1 0 WHY 708 ARISHTARTE 6257 481
GIREFFY 6102 4 11 0 THE ZOO 205 MAYBE LATER 6176 480
PERSONAL ADS
Silver Stroke -- My apologies for the non-presence of your spot yet again.
Various events, many of them highly improbable but others all too predicatble,
have influenced this situation. We WILL get that spotlight proofed, but not
this time. Again. -- Temp Ed.
P.S. Would you believe, "Pursued by a malign fate"?
Sliver Stroker -- Wow, first you join Chaos, then you start down challenging to get a
win. Not that I can blame you. The sub-standard talent of a nitwit like yourself
probably forces you to DC just to get a win every once in a while, but it was my
understanding that the Chaos boys disapproved of DCing. I saw them giving Killumbo a
hard time in the forums for doing it. But I guess that is the only way a lowlife,
panty wearing, Miss Nancy like yourself can get a win. Now run back and hide behind
your new friends before I kick you so hard you'll be wearing your butt for a hat. --
Master Tazo, Mgr The Poison Clan
Sliver Stroker -- I guess you must have been pretty scared of The Toad to interpret,
"The Toad parrys with his medium shield", as a death intent statement. -- Master Tazo
C'mon people! Post some ads! -- C. Canary
Syrano -- You bully! You'll get yours in ADM! -- C. Canary
The Hippy -- I hate hippies as much as I hate cats. I'll be looking for another
matchup. -- C. Canary
Skull Stroker -- Learn to avoid this team. Haha! -- C. Canary
Squal -- Thanks for the skills. -- C. Canary
Nancy Pelosi -- I suppose for someone with a third less fights than me, that is was a
good effort. Good luck in your next shot at the title. -- Skeemer
Turkey Joe -- Congrats on your retirement! You have been a source of great enjoyment
for us since we have been in the arena. Enjoy the sunshine and beaches as you can
finally kick back, relax, and not worry about any more cheap challenges. Thanks
again. -- Detective Kellumbo
Maybe Later -- Definately, punk. -- Snake Charmer
White Wolf -- Welcome to Solven. Don't mind that group of warriors coming your way.
They are just here to "welcome" you. Enjoy your stay. May many more 1-4 turns come
your way. -- Detective Kellumbo
Kangaroo Kate -- Couth and courtesy are not all I've got going for me. I also swing
a mean Broadsword! -- Skeemer
"Pssssstt!"
"What? Who???? Hey, I thought you were dead!?"
"Nope, I was just pretending. I got tired of fighting for that terrible manager, and
decided I wanted to win for a change. So I faked my death and am here to fight for
Kellumbo's Kids!"
"Well, if that's the case, welcome to the team Schwarzenegger. I'm sure you'll enjoy
winning for the Kids much more fun than losing on that other team."
Silver Stroker -- If you insist on being obsessed with Woelfe's bum, could you kindly
keep it to yourself. -- Detective Kellumbo
SS -- Just because most of the women you *meat* turn out to be guys, doesn't mean I
am one. Get a clue moron. -- DK
Hannah -- Now that's what I call a fight. But personally I prefer fighting your
brother. -- The lizard
Josiah -- I can't believe I fell for the old, "look out behind you!" trick. -- The
Lotus
Detective Klinger -- I noticed you were a little apprehensive about bringing your new
roll-ups in hmmmm.... I wonder why? All that talk and you covenitally forget to fill
out his strategy sheet lol likely story I say, "put your money where you mouth is!".
-- Silver stroke
Rufus -- I must have hit you too hard lol your reffering to yourself in the third
person another crack in the head with my longsword will clear that right up heheh. --
Savage Dragon
Woelfe -- The only pup I see is you heheh... Really, don't you have any manners? I
know you were raised by wolfs but sheesh hehehe... -- Savage Dragon
Scorpion -- I'll have to wait till you get up here again to lay the smack down on
you! -- Terminator
P.S. I'll be back.
Ling -- Nice try, darling. But I'm here to pump you up. -- Atilla
2nd -- You like the right to bear arms? :) -- Savage Dragon
Al Gore -- I'm hanging in there.... My manger told me there is some night fights I
need to see to learn how to fight... I seen him even packing some of my stuff I
guess these night fights take place far away because he packed all my stuff. -- Alien
Leeta -- Good to see you here. -- Silver Stroke
P.S. We fight in a lot of arenas together I guess I can call you a friend now.
Silver -- Sheesh... here I try and insult you back and my personal gets edited out
just before I start calling you all the bad names I can think of! You must be paying
off the ed now... lol -- Woelfe
Our Editor is a model of couth. -- Temp Ed.
Master Wong -- My now, aren't you the witty one <chuckles>. We just didn't want you
to feel left out of the love-fest. <grin> -- Woelfe
P.S. Sorry about the droppings... I just don't always carry a baggie with me and
when you gotta go... you gotta go!
Poison Clan & Democrats -- Everyone at the Bible Belters would just like to thank you
both for the 4-1 turn. Thank you from the tips of our swords. <grin> -- Woelfe
Roe V Wade -- Well, you got some moxy there kid, I give you that. Nearly pulled it
off too. Hope the head feels better in the morning. -- Gideon
Easy Breeze -- Rufus would just like to remind you that baseball season is underway
and the arena is NOT the batting cage. Nor is Rufus' head a baseball. Please be
sure to bring the right equipment to the right sport in the future... -- Rufus
That'd take a lot of the fun out of things.
The Lotus -- Beg my pardon, but I don't believe you expected that, now did you? --
Josiah
Carol M Braun -- Your kung-fu is NOT strong. -- Jehoram
Lizard -- Wow, if you are going to keep teaching me those types of skills and letting
me win, I might have to keep on challenging you. <wink> -- Hannah
The Phoenix -- I wouldn't let those comments fly too loosely. My sister generally
takes exception to such remarks, and we both know you cannot take her if you tried.
<chuckles> -- Josiah
Gideon -- Argh! -- Al Gore
Jehoram -- Womanizer! Wife Beater! And any other derogitive for you that I can't
think of right now. -- Al Gore
Skeemer -- Thanks for the skills. A few more and I could take you. Good luck at the
isle. -- Al Gore
Gangrel -- Thanks for the easy win. -- Al Gore
Three Strikes -- Not a good day to start a career. A random matchup that gets me
some excellent bloodfueding. -- Al Gore
To the new teams -- Welcome to Solven. -- Al Gore
Turkey Joe -- Congrats on graduating. It's a sad day for me. At least Kate is still
here. -- Al Gore
6 May 2004
DEATH FEST
The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
The distant call crying for a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.
Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:
Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]
DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:
1. Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3. The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows: 1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4. Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5. Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!] Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.
***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings. The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision. [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]
Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!] Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!] Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]
Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALIEN was butchered by SHAPESHIFTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LUNCH was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PRISON was easily killed by SHAPESHIFTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
OOPS was savagely slain by SHAPESHIFTER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Dark Arena duel.
CHENEY was overpowered by CHARLES RANGEL in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
SKEEMER bested RUMSFELD in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
NANCY PELOSI devastated TURKEY JOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FLAT TAX handily defeated KANGAROO KATE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TERMINATOR vanquished EASY BREEZE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE SCORPION defeated RUFUS in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
HANNAH was overpowered by WHAT UP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SAMURIA SAM overpowered LIA' KIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE LIZARD was luckily beaten by BRUJAH in a 14 minute Challenge competition.
SAVAGE DRAGON bested CHUNG' FOW in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
IRON MONKEY easily killed JEHORAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
THE PHOENIX outwaited ATILLA in a unpopular 16 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
GANGREL viciously subdued ZOOIE in a 1 minute amateur vs. master upset Challenge bout.
ASSAMITE savagely defeated LING' LON in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
LASOMBRA beat CAROL M. BRAUN in a 1 minute novice vs. master upset Challenge match.
ILSA SHE-WOLF was bested by GEORGE BUSH in a popular 1 minute Title contest.
BLIND GIRL outlasted VETERAN MERCENARY in a 11 minute one-sided duel.
MAYBE LATER was overpowered by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
DARRELL ISSA was unbelievably bested by THE TOAD in a 5 minute contest.
GIDEON was defeated by KALAMAZOO in a popular 1 minute match.
ANTHONY SCALIA was overpowered by JOSIAH in a 3 minute gory one-sided duel.
NO HURRY vanquished THE LOTUS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SNAKE CHARMER outwaited 2ND AMENDMENT in a action packed 7 minute bout.
ROE V WADE handily defeated ANN COULTER in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
ARLS was vanquished by WHO ME in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GIL STAYNE was defeated by ARISHTARTE in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
JER BER defeated SCHWARZENEGGER in a popular 2 minute novice's match.
BOSCOE luckily beat COULD BE II in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
SHADE was viciously subdued by SHALL BE in a 3 minute amateur vs. expert match.
AL FRANKEN was subdued by LUBIA' MEI' in a exciting 4 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 52 - 33 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 STRIKING ATTACK 59 - 39 - 3 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 24 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 19 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 31 - 1 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 20 - 1 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 52 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 19 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 30 - 0 35 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 4 - 9 - 1 31 |
Turn 482 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GEORGE BUSH 1708 18 9 1 106 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
LUNGING ATTACK NANCY PELOSI 6076 13 7 1 99 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
STRIKING ATTACK ILSA SHE-WOLF 6107 12 4 1 91 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TOTAL PARRY THE TOAD 6121 12 0 0 71 THE POISON CLAN (692)
WALL OF STEEL DARRELL ISSA 6108 10 6 2 58 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
SLASHING ATTACK MAYBE LATER 6176 6 4 1 53 JUST CHILLIN (699)
BASHING ATTACK EASY BREEZE 6173 6 4 1 52 JUST CHILLIN (699)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RUMSFELD 6032. The most popular warrior this turn
was AL FRANKEN 6253. The ten other most popular fighters were SHALL BE 6243,
RUMSFELD 6032, 2ND AMENDMENT 6211, JER BER 6235, THE SCORPION 6117, ASSAMITE 6239,
JOSIAH 6201, NO HURRY 6174, FLAT TAX 5998, and WHAT UP 6172.
The least popular fighter this week was THE PHOENIX 6227. The other ten least
popular fighters were ATILLA 6228, BRUJAH 6237, SNAKE CHARMER 6169, THE LIZARD 6120,
OOPS 6266, SCHWARZENEGGER 6265, GIL STAYNE 6234, ARLS 6233, THE TOAD 6121, and MAYBE
LATER 6176.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
TURKEY JOE (22-5825) THE ZOO (205)
SKEEMER (22-5965) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
BLIND GIRL (22-6041) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)