DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/22/2004    Duedate: 10/05/2004

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-491

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SNAKE CHARMER
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6169) [18-3-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SNAKE CHARMER                  POSITION IS EMPTY
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)          
(22-6169) [18-3-0,108]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NANCY PELOSI                   NO HURRY
THE DEMOCRATS (202)            JUST CHILLIN (699)
(22-6076) [17-11-3,99]         (22-6174) [12-7-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DON'T ASK SANDY (716)       56
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)       45      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. THE REPUBLICANS (103)       29      Unchartered Team
4. TREE PEOPLE 2 (718)         21
5. THE POISON CLAN (692)       15      DON'T ASK SANDY (716)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*DON'T ASK SANDY (716)      4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)    13  2 0
 2/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)    153  68  4 69.2   2/ 2 THE POISON CLAN (692)    11  4 0
 3/ 4 THE POISON CLAN (692)     63  42  1 60.0   3/ 4 JUST CHILLIN (699)        9  6 1
 4/ 5 JUST CHILLIN (699)        55  39  5 58.5   4/ 5 THE REPUBLICANS (103)     7  8 1
 5- 6 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)    155 125 11 55.4   5/ 6 THE DEMOCRATS (202)       7  8 1
 6- 7 PROTECTORS (695)          28  23  2 54.9   6/ 9*TREE PEOPLE 2 (718)       6  7 1
 7- 8 FROM DOWN UNDER (154)    222 205  5 52.0   7/ 0*DON'T ASK SANDY (716)     4  1 0
 8/ 9 THE REPUBLICANS (103)    356 340 24 51.1   8- 3 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)     4  6 1
 9/10 THE DEMOCRATS (202)      150 152 11 49.7   9/11*RECORD PADDERS (715)      4 10 0
10/15*TREE PEOPLE 2 (718)        6   7  1 46.2  10/ 8 THE ZOO (205)             4 11 0
11-11*WHITE WOLF (707)          14  19  1 42.4  11-10*DROP THE LEASH (701)      2  0 0
12/12 THE ZOO (205)            359 493  6 42.1  12/13 K FORCE (706)             2  9 1
13/13 K FORCE (706)             21  30  4 41.2  13-14 PROTECTORS (695)          1  1 0
14-14*DROP THE LEASH (701)       4   6  0 40.0  14-12*WHITE WOLF (707)          1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 248): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 497): WALL OF GLASS of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 497): ZERO THE HERO of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 490): SNAKE CHARMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 486): GYRADOS of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): FELAWESHIPE of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 487): SAILOR VENUS of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 480): SONORA SARA of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 448): SPECTRUM of AS FAR AS SIAM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 441): PORTERHOUSE ARREST of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 434): FLOYD B. RICK of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 195): MUTILATE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): LACHES of LEGALESE (Judge, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 335): LOCKHEART of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 150): CHEROKEE of CHIEFS' ELITE (Matrix, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 382): HELIO of ULTIMATE ACCELERATION from ARVAT (LHI, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 248): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 497): SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 497): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 490): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 486): 13 YRS & COUNTING (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 487): SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 480): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 448): BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 441): OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 434): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 195): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (The Sandman, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 335): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 150): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 382): BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 496): TONY MCALPINE of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
                               LONNIE JOHNSON of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): SQUYER of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): SANDSTORM of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 334): FREAN of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Last turn's column, I think:

Wow, it's me again.  Life at this level sure is busy.  Personal appearances, fans
wanting your autograph, groupies, agents, I don't know how some people manage it.
Now, I am moving to a new home, one more in line with my new status.  There isn't
even time to train.  Someone is knocking even now, no doubt another loving fan.  Oh
well, it is a rough life but someone needs to do it.  See you all on the sand.

Definitely this turn's column:

     Hail and well met fine warriors of Solven.  It is I, Snake Charmer, your
reigning Duelmaster!  First things first.  I would like to formally file a complaint
with the commission with regards to the lack of snakes in this arena.  When I signed
on for this fighting stuff, I was assured that I would being doing some snake
charming (thus the name).  But after 20 fights, have I fought a single one?!  No.
False advertising, if you ask me.  I think I only have a few turns left here, so
maybe they can send a stand in snake for me to fight in the next turn or so.  Guess
we'll see.
     As far as me keeping the throne for next turn, I'd say it's dicey at best.  On
one hand, you have The Toad.  I am sure we can stand around and have a stare down
contest, and see who blinks first, but I am not too sure how that would go.  Also,
that would mean Tazo would get his hands on the throne, and would be able to write a
DM's column, and just the thought of that is almost enough to make my ears bleed.
     On the other hand, we have Nancy Pelosi, Republican killer extraordinaire.  Who
knows what kind of attack she has.  Last time someone went shooting their mouth off
on what sort of attack they had, they got killed.  Guess we'll just have to wait and
see.  If I am lucky, Veteran Mercenary or one of his buddies shows up, and I will get
to  dance with him some.
     Well boys, looks like it's time for me to wrap this up.  Best of luck on the
sands, unless you're fighting one of the Kids.  In that case, you might has well just
turn and walk away.  Until next time....

-- Snake Charmer

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for SOLVEN.  Uncool, CONSPIRACY INC..  I mean 
0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  TREE PEOPLE 2 like really fought hard to move up to 6th from 9th.  Way to 
go!  I just can't say enough good things about DON'T ASK SANDY.  They went 4-1-0 
their first time, don't slouch, and they've got good oral hygiene!  MVP award for ON 
A DATE?  DON'T ASK SANDY's proud of it after beating TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and getting 
20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  GIL STAYNE got smashed by NAME DROPPER, 
and lost 12 points!  NANCY PELOSI thinks hers 17-11-3 and studly character is good 
enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  This Duelmaster is like something 
else!  SNAKE CHARMER stopped NANCY PELOSI dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top team 
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for 
PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  CONSPIRACY 
INC. was SOLVEN's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What 
kind of warriors are KELLUMBO'S KIDS?  CONSPIRACY INC., an easy team to beat if I 
ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is ELDRIDGE PHANT 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of SOLVEN!  He's got a 1-8-0, is 
that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNAKE CHARMER 6169           18   3  0   108       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE TOAD 6121                17   4  0   100       THE POISON CLAN (692)
 NANCY PELOSI 6076            17  11  3    99       THE DEMOCRATS (202)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHAT UP 6172                 15   4  2    93       JUST CHILLIN (699)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO HURRY 6174                12   7  0    90       JUST CHILLIN (699)
 JESSICA 6287                  8   0  0    88       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
-DARRELL ISSA 6108            12   9  2    73       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DYSON 6137                    7   4  0    63       PROTECTORS (695)
 THE SCORPION 6117            12   9  0    62       THE POISON CLAN (692)
-ANTHONY SCALIA 6103          15   7  0    60       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
 EASY BREEZE 6173             10   9  2    60       JUST CHILLIN (699)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACK JACANA 2441             11   8  0    56       FROM DOWN UNDER (154)
 THE PHOENIX 6227              9   5  0    54       THE POISON CLAN (692)
 NAME DROPPER 6306             4   1  0    54       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
-LYEKKA 6140                   6   4  0    52       PROTECTORS (695)
 MAYBE LATER 6176             11   8  1    50       JUST CHILLIN (699)
 ROE V WADE 6226               7   6  0    48       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 CAROL M. BRAUN 6146           8  13  0    47       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 TAX DEDUCTION 6269            5   4  1    42       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 GIL STAYNE 6234               5   6  0    41       K FORCE (706)
-BRUJAH 6237                   4   3  0    41       WHITE WOLF (707)
 THE LOTUS 6208                7   9  0    40       THE POISON CLAN (692)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOOIE 6152                    5  17  1    33       THE ZOO (205)
 CLINT EASTWOOD 6286           5   3  0    33       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-ASSAMITE 6239                 4   3  0    33       WHITE WOLF (707)
 ICE PICK 6335                 3   1  0    33       JUST CHILLIN (699)
-TRADER JACK 6189              3   0  0    33       DROP THE LEASH (701)
 ARLS 6233                     4   7  2    32       K FORCE (706)
-CADE 6138                     3   4  1    32       PROTECTORS (695)
-ATSA NOOLBENGER 2660          3   4  0    32       FROM DOWN UNDER (154)
 THE BASILISK 6307             4   1  0    29       THE POISON CLAN (692)
 SHADE 6232                    5   6  0    28       K FORCE (706)
 SCHWARZENEGGER 6265           6   3  0    25       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARLES RANGEL 6229           5   7  1    23       THE DEMOCRATS (202)
 LUCIAS CLAY 6359              2   1  0    23       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 SUPPLY SIDE 6358              2   1  0    22       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 ARISHTARTE 6257               4   7  1    20       THE ZOO (205)
 WANNABEAST 6336               3   0  0    20       TREE PEOPLE 2 (718)
 ON A DATE 6325                1   0  0    20       DON'T ASK SANDY (716)
 KIWIRA 6305                   4   2  0    18       THE ZOO (205)
-MARY MALLEFELLOW 2630         4   5  0    17       FROM DOWN UNDER (154)
-TONY BLAIR 6334               3   0  0    16       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
 BIG TREE 6338                 2   1  1    15       TREE PEOPLE 2 (718)
 WHEN'S IT DUE? 6324           1   0  0    15       DON'T ASK SANDY (716)
 I DON'T GET 87 PTS? 6323      1   0  0    15       DON'T ASK SANDY (716)
 STOOPID 6319                  3   0  0    14       RECORD PADDERS (715)
-GANGREL 6238                  2   4  0    14       WHITE WOLF (707)
-PEARL ROSELLA 2686            1   3  0    14       FROM DOWN UNDER (154)
 BULL MARKET 6331              1   3  0    13       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-VENTRUE 6273                  1   4  0    11       WHITE WOLF (707)
-JAMMER 6261                   1   1  0    11       DROP THE LEASH (701)
 ELDRIDGE PHANT 6280           1   8  0    11       THE ZOO (205)
-QUOKKA 2726                   1   1  0     9       FROM DOWN UNDER (154)
-JOHN O'NEILL 6362             1   1  1     5       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
 LITTLE BRANCH 6337            1   2  0     5       TREE PEOPLE 2 (718)
 2 CHEAT 4 YOU 6320            1   0  0     5       DON'T ASK SANDY (716)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RATTLESNAKE ANNIE 6136        0   3  0     3       PROTECTORS (695)
 OFF STYLE 6318                0   3  0     3       RECORD PADDERS (715)
 BAD BURNER 6317               0   3  0     3       RECORD PADDERS (715)
-LARRY THURLOW 6363            0   2  0     2       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
 ZEBROE 6370                   0   1  0     1       THE ZOO (205)
 ABOUT CLONES 6321             0   1  0     1       DON'T ASK SANDY (716)
 HITSLIKESISTER 6366           0   1  0     1       RECORD PADDERS (715)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BEN AFLECK 6365        1  1 0 THE DEMOCRATS 202     ARLS 6233             491         
BOSCOE 6231            3  5 0 K FORCE 706           ZOOIE 6152            488         
JER BER 6235           4  6 2 K FORCE 706           TAX DEDUCTION 6269    490         
ALMOST USEFUL 6315     1  2 0 RECORD PADDERS 715    BIG TREE 6338         491         
BIG WIMP 6316          0  1 0 RECORD PADDERS 715    JOHN O'NEILL 6362     489 REVENGED
D.A. FODDER 6369       0  1 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103   BLACK ORC 403         491 NONE    
FLAT TAX 5998         19 23 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103   NANCY PELOSI 6076     490         
KALAMAZOO 6116        12 10 0 THE ZOO 205           WHAT UP 6172          490         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Zooie -- So, there I was, walking through the village the other day when this idiot
walks up and starts giving me advice.  At first I thought he was crazy, but later I
realized he must be Village Idiot, and good thing because his advice seemed to work
out nicely. -- Name Dropper

Eldridge Phant -- Sure are a big fella there.  Tall as an oak tree, but just as slow
as molass' on a chilly fall night.  Hope you have some sort of back-up plan or you'll
be lickin' your wounds quite a bit.  Maybe you should retire down to the Wooley
swamp.... -- Lucias Clay

No Hurry -- See what happens when you're not in a hurry, you lose, that's what
happens!  Guess you were in no hurry to graduate, eh? -- Snake Charmer

Anthony Scalia -- Why, oh why are all the little boys around here such sissies?  I
just go up and tap you on the shoulder to ask you if you'd care to dance, and down
you go!  Go figure. -- Jessica

Carol M. Braun -- You sure did a good job of hiding those muscles!  Ouch!!! --
Schwarzenegger

Judge -- I am sure you must have heard me laughing when I saw that Flat Tax died,
because it sure was loud!  Guess we'll never know what would have happened with
Jessica.  Hope you weren't too attached. -- DK

Matrix -- You sure run your mouth a lot for someone who has only fought once here.
So tell us, how exactly do you plan on removing me from the arena?  Those are mighty
big words to spit out from someone who doesn't quite know how to manage very well
yet.  Bring it on sissy boy, I am not going anywhere. -- Detective Kellumbo

Slaughter Priest -- Welcome to the best arena in all Alastari!  We hope your stay is
enjoyable. -- Detective Kellumbo
P.S.  It's Kellumbo's Kids #676, you might want to get used to writing it down....

Imagine that, both The Republicans and The Democrats are running about 50/50, with
the slight edge to The Republicans.  Oh how our fighting imitates other worldly
events.... -- DK

Brujah -- Way to go on bringing a TV back to Solven.  Our teams may have their
differences, but we are proud of you.  Good job! -- Detective Kellumbo and the Kids

Matrix -- Hell ya I'm taking to you.  Got any friends?  Then I'm talking to them too.
-- Master Tazo

Kalamazoo -- Chocolate, eh?  Maybe my next new warrior will be Chocolate Bunny, then
I'll get ya. -- Master Tazo

Slaughter Priest -- Welcome to Glorious Solven.  Chalk me up on the no DC side.  I
can't stand those guys that try and down challenge. -- Master Tazo
P.S.  Look out for Kellumbo, Al Gore, Silver Stroke and Matrix, but especially
Matrix.  He has shifty eyes.

Judge -- Oops!  Feel free bloodfeud.  Haha! -- Al Gore

Matrix -- Good to see you will be back. -- Al Gore

Kellumbo -- No worries about those two leaving.  We still got the Poison Clan. -- Al
Gore

Easy Breeze -- Argh! -- Al Gore

Schwarzenegger -- You fight like an old fart, which is like all Republicans. --
C.M.B.

Big Tree -- Not so big and fell like a leaf. -- Al Gore

24 August 2004
                            Invitation to Newbie Managers
                                 by Hammer

     As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family.  Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
     The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
     Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
     1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications!  [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
     2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
     3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
     The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
     Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
     Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
     Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
     -- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

D.A. FODDER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NANCY PELOSI was unbelievably bested by SNAKE CHARMER in a 5 minute Challenge battle.
NAME DROPPER viciously subdued GIL STAYNE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
ROE V WADE overpowered THE LOTUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CAROL M. BRAUN was unbelievably bested by THE PHOENIX in a 9 minute Challenge duel.
CHARLES RANGEL was overpowered by TAX DEDUCTION in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SUPPLY SIDE was defeated by THE BASILISK in a 5 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
BEN AFLECK was slaughtered by ARLS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BULL MARKET slimly lost to SCHWARZENEGGER in a 8 minute Challenge duel.
OFF STYLE was overcome by KIWIRA in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BAD BURNER was defeated by ARISHTARTE in a 1 minute novice vs. master Challenge match.
WANNABEAST devastated ELDRIDGE PHANT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
LITTLE BRANCH was devastated by LUCIAS CLAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BIG TREE easily killed ALMOST USEFUL in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
THE TOAD unbelievably bested NO HURRY in a action packed 9 minute brutal duel.
WHAT UP devastated THE SCORPION in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JESSICA overpowered EASY BREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAYBE LATER beat SHADE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
ZOOIE was overpowered by CLINT EASTWOOD in a 1 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
ICE PICK overpowered FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
STOOPID luckily beat ABOUT CLONES in a crowd boring 13 minute beginner's bout.
WHEN'S IT DUE? devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a slow 7 minute one-sided bout.
I DON'T GET 87 PTS? outlasted HITSLIKESISTER in a tiresome 18 minute duel.
ON A DATE overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
2 CHEAT 4 YOU defeated ZEBROE in a 1 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   1 -  1      90  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  35 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   74 -  61 -  3      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  42 -  4      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  30 -  2      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  23 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        15 -  27 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  38 -  2      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  13 -  0      28  |

Turn 491 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SNAKE CHARMER 6169         18   3  0  108 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
LUNGING ATTACK   NANCY PELOSI 6076          17  11  3   99 THE DEMOCRATS (202)
STRIKING ATTACK  WHAT UP 6172               15   4  2   93 JUST CHILLIN (699)
BASHING ATTACK   EASY BREEZE 6173           10   9  2   60 JUST CHILLIN (699)
SLASHING ATTACK  MAYBE LATER 6176           11   8  1   50 JUST CHILLIN (699)
WALL OF STEEL    TAX DEDUCTION 6269          5   4  1   42 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NANCY PELOSI 6076.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NO HURRY 6174.  The ten other most popular fighters were NANCY PELOSI 6076, 
SUPPLY SIDE 6358, CAROL M. BRAUN 6146, MAYBE LATER 6176, NAME DROPPER 6306, SNAKE 
CHARMER 6169, ROE V WADE 6226, ARISHTARTE 6257, TAX DEDUCTION 6269, and ARLS 6233.

The least popular fighter this week was I DON'T GET 87 PTS? 6323.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were HITSLIKESISTER 6366, STOOPID 6319, WHEN'S IT DUE? 6324, 
ABOUT CLONES 6321, SCHWARZENEGGER 6265, THE BASILISK 6307, THE PHOENIX 6227, ZOOIE 
6152, EASY BREEZE 6173, and THE SCORPION 6117.