DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/07/2005    Duedate: 09/20/2005

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-516

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLINT EASTWOOD
THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6286) [20-13-0,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLINT EASTWOOD                 SHUX
THE REPUBLICANS (103)          4-LETTER CURSE WORDS (663)
(22-6286) [20-13-0,90]         (22-5788) [4-2-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SUPPLY SIDE                    ZEBROE
THE REPUBLICANS (103)          THE ZOO (205)
(22-6358) [14-14-0,80]         (22-6370) [10-9-0,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JUST CHILLIN (699)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JUST CHILLIN (699)          32
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)       29      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. 4-LETTER CURSE WORDS (663)  21      Unchartered Team
4. THE ZOO (205)               18
5. WAY OF THE SWORD C5 (688)   15      BLITZKRIEG F2F (719)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BLITZKRIEG F2F (719)       3   1  0 75.0   1/ 3 JUST CHILLIN (699)        9  6 0
 2/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)    230 112  6 67.3   2/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)     8  7 1
 3/ 0*4-LETTER CURSE WOR (663)   4   2  0 66.7   3/ 1 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)     8  7 0
 4/ 4 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)    208 178 14 53.9   4/ 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103)     7  8 0
 5/ 5 JUST CHILLIN (699)       118 101 11 53.9   5/ 7*BLITZKRIEG F2F (719)      3  1 0
 6/ 6 THE REPUBLICANS (103)    413 408 25 50.3   6/11 WAY OF THE SWORD C (688)  3  2 0
 7- 7*NONSENSICAL (737)          9   9  0 50.0   7- 5 KISS ME (726)             2  0 0
 8- 9 KISS ME (726)             17  18  2 48.6   8/ 9 THE ZOO (205)             2  9 0
 9/11 WAY OF THE SWORD C (688)   9  11  1 45.0   9/ 0*4-LETTER CURSE WOR (663)  1  0 0
10/10 THE ZOO (205)            388 536  6 42.0  10-10 OXYMORONS (698)           1  0 0
11-12 OXYMORONS (698)            4  14  0 22.2  11- 8*NONSENSICAL (737)         1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  SOLVEN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, CONSPIRACY INC. 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by JUST CHILLIN!  Way to go 
JUST CHILLIN!  WAY OF THE SWORD C5 like really fought hard to move up to 6th from 
11th.  Way to go!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 2 after 
going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, JUST CHILLIN!  MVP award for SHUX?  4-LETTER CURSE WORDS' 
proud of her after beating JOHN ROBERTS and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer major 
upsets!  BROOKS AND DUNN's match with TAMMY cost him a loss of 5 points!  Don't you 
think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think SCHWARZENEGGER should let ZEBROE be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  KISS ME was the most avoided team.  Is a 17-18-2 
record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why CONSPIRACY INC.'s been 
avoiding KISS ME so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is ELEANORTH 
popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of SOLVEN!  She's got a 7-4-0, 
is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  I hear CONSPIRACY INC. sent TONY BLAIR to the Dark Arena.  What, is that 
like not well-lit, or what?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLINT EASTWOOD 6286          20  13  0    90       THE REPUBLICANS (103)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPPLY SIDE 6358             14  14  0    80       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 ZEBROE 6370                  10   9  0    76       THE ZOO (205)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARD LUCK WOMAN 6448         10   4  0    66       KISS ME (726)
 CHRISTINE GREGOIRE 6441       9   5  1    66       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
 TAMMY 6407                   16   6  0    62       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 ELEANORTH 6470                7   4  0    61       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 ZOOIE 6152                    9  31  1    59       THE ZOO (205)
 BLIZZARD 6504                 6   4  2    59       JUST CHILLIN (699)
-D.O.A. DOMINANCE 6162         4   6  0    59       OXYMORONS (698)
 BROOKS AND DUNN 6398         11  14  1    58       THE REPUBLICANS (103)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOFI ANNAN 6494               7   3  1    55       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
 ARISHTARTE 6257              12  17  1    54       THE ZOO (205)
 STAEL 6071                    3   1  1    54       WAY OF THE SWORD C5 (688)
 FROZEN FANNY 6469             8   6  1    53       JUST CHILLIN (699)
-ORON 6070                     2   3  0    49       WAY OF THE SWORD C5 (688)
 SHUX 5788                     4   2  0    42       4-LETTER CURSE WORDS (663)
 YASYN 6073                    3   3  0    41       WAY OF THE SWORD C5 (688)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOWBALL 6477                 5   8  1    29       JUST CHILLIN (699)
-NONPAREIL 6498                4   5  0    27       NONSENSICAL (737)
 OH WELL 6518                  4   4  0    24       JUST CHILLIN (699)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STREET WALKER 6341            2   0  0    23       BLITZKRIEG F2F (719)
-NON SEQUITUR 6496             5   4  0    19       NONSENSICAL (737)
 KOJO ANNAN 6493               4   6  0    18       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
 IQBAL RIZA 6503               3   5  0    17       CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
-SHOUT IT OUT LOUD 6421        1   6  1    16       KISS ME (726)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KYRANAS 6069                  0   1  0    15       WAY OF THE SWORD C5 (688)
-FOREVER 6422                  3   2  0    11       KISS ME (726)
 SMELLY 6550                   1   0  1    11       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 KURLOUIE 6547                 1   0  0    11       THE ZOO (205)
-GOMER PYLE 6447               1   0  0    10       BLITZKRIEG F2F (719)
 JUDGE ADVOCATE 6544           1   2  0     5       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 UP 6545                       1   1  0     5       JUST CHILLIN (699)
-KELLUMBO'S COURAGE 6289       0   1  0     5       OXYMORONS (698)
 JOHN ROBERTS 6541             0   4  0     4       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 GRANDPA RAT 6549              0   1  0     1       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PLEASE DA 6342         0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG F2F 719    SHAPESHIFTER 402      516 NONE    
TONY BLAIR 6334       13 11 0 CONSPIRACY INC. 100   SHAPESHIFTER 402      516 NONE    
MINUTEMAN 6521         0  3 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103   BLIZZARD 6504         512 REVENGED
ANNIE OAK LEA 6548     0  1 0 THE ZOO 205           SMELLY 6550           516         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Schwarzenegger -- Some kid YOU are! -- Zebroe

D.O.A. Dominance -- I thought you were a MYTH.  Darn.  Ouch. -- Zooie

Eleanorth -- Time to go south for the winter. -- Arishtarte
P.S.  Will you change your name to Eleasouth then?

Lord Protector Schwarzenegger -- Why do you need lands?  You've got the whole state
of California, don't you?  Although I have heard that California is actually a
fictional or legendary island.  Still, it seems appropriate.  Anyway, if you want
lands, apply to the Lady Greywand. -- Malakato Marrotinis, Arena Administrator

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TONY BLAIR was viciously butchered by SHAPESHIFTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PLEASE DA was murdered by SHAPESHIFTER in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
ELEANORTH lost to SUPPLY SIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CHRISTINE GREGOIRE overpowered ZOOIE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
TAMMY bested BROOKS AND DUNN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
STREET WALKER narrowly defeated IQBAL RIZA in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
KOJO ANNAN was handily defeated by YASYN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SCHWARZENEGGER vanquished ZEBROE in a action packed 5 minute one-sided duel.
CLINT EASTWOOD vanquished KOFI ANNAN in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
STAEL overpowered OH WELL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
ARISHTARTE was demolished by FROZEN FANNY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BLIZZARD devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SNOWBALL overcame FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute conflict.
SHUX defeated JOHN ROBERTS in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur duel.
UP outwaited GRANDPA RAT in a crowd pleasing 12 minute novice's fray.
JUDGE ADVOCATE was bested by KURLOUIE in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
ANNIE OAK LEA was executed by SMELLY in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  24 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  31 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  31 -  2      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  21 -  2      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  12 -  0      37  |

Turn 516 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CLINT EASTWOOD 6286        20  13  0   90 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
PARRY-STRIKE     ZEBROE 6370                10   9  0   76 THE ZOO (205)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHRISTINE GREGOIRE 6441     9   5  1   66 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
TOTAL PARRY      TAMMY 6407                 16   6  0   62 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
SLASHING ATTACK  ELEANORTH 6470              7   4  0   61 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
AIMED BLOW       FROZEN FANNY 6469           8   6  1   53 JUST CHILLIN (699)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SUPPLY SIDE 6358.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ZEBROE 6370.  The ten other most popular fighters were BROOKS AND DUNN 6398, 
IQBAL RIZA 6503, GRANDPA RAT 6549, BLIZZARD 6504, STAEL 6071, SHUX 5788, KURLOUIE 
6547, CHRISTINE GREGOIRE 6441, YASYN 6073, and CLINT EASTWOOD 6286.

The least popular fighter this week was UP 6545.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANNIE OAK LEA 6548, ARISHTARTE 6257, OH WELL 6518, KOFI ANNAN 6494, 
KOJO ANNAN 6493, TAMMY 6407, ZOOIE 6152, JOHN ROBERTS 6541, PLEASE DA 6342, and TONY 
BLAIR 6334.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SCHWARZENEGGER (22-6265) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)