DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/30/2005 Duedate: 12/13/2005
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-522
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SUPPLY SIDE
THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6358) [19-15-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SUPPLY SIDE HATCHET
THE REPUBLICANS (103) WEAPONS (742)
(22-6358) [19-15-0,118] (22-6537) [1-1-0,23]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SUPPLY SIDE IQBAL RIZA
THE REPUBLICANS (103) CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
(22-6358) [19-15-0,118] (22-6503) [3-7-0,22]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JUST CHILLIN (699)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 50
2. CONSPIRACY INC. (100) 39 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. JUST CHILLIN (699) 26 Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 21
5. WEAPONS (742) 13 WEAPONS (742)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 248 122 7 67.0 1/ 1 JUST CHILLIN (699) 12 3 2
2/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 138 111 13 55.4 2/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 11 4 1
3/ 0 CONSPIRACY INC. (100) 212 181 14 53.9 3/ 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 9 6 0
4/ 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 429 422 25 50.4 4/ 3 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722) 7 8 0
5/ 3 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722) 77 79 8 49.4 5/ 5 THE ZOO (205) 4 9 0
6/ 5 THE ZOO (205) 397 552 6 41.8 6/ 0 CONSPIRACY INC. (100) 3 2 0
7/ 7*WEAPONS (742) 1 2 0 33.3 7/ 6*WEAPONS (742) 1 2 0
8/ 6 OXYMORONS (698) 5 16 0 23.8 8/ 7 OXYMORONS (698) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
SOLVEN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see SNOWBALL win a fight and gain 29 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BROOKS
AND DUNN beat BIFF STREICHER and BIFF STREICHER lost 20 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And if variety is the spice of life, SOLVEN may be getting bland, as SUPPLY
SIDE stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else
do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? THE REPUBLICANS was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was KELLUMBO'S KIDS. Ha ha ha ha!
JOHN ROBERTS was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh. And we have SMELLY in a challenge, going down 14
points for the fight. Guess what? I thought SMELLY showed great skill and promise
when he overcame BENITO CHATTE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. And what a stunning loss we have here,
boys and girls, ARISHTARTE of THE ZOO has added the final loss to hers 15-19-1. Tee
hee! We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you
sooner that later?
What does the SOLVEN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I
must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUPPLY SIDE 6358 19 15 0 118 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRIMSON WONDER 6373 11 6 1 92 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHRISTINE GREGOIRE 6441 11 5 1 90 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
SNOWBALL 6477 10 9 2 89 JUST CHILLIN (699)
TAMMY 6407 20 8 0 83 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
BLIZZARD 6504 9 7 3 80 JUST CHILLIN (699)
BROOKS AND DUNN 6398 14 17 1 79 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CEPACOL 6377 14 11 2 75 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
ZEBROE 6370 12 13 0 72 THE ZOO (205)
BIFF STREICHER 6375 10 12 1 69 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OH WELL 6518 9 5 0 66 JUST CHILLIN (699)
KOFI ANNAN 6494 8 3 1 64 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
D.O.A. DOMINANCE 6162 5 8 0 62 OXYMORONS (698)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRANZ JOSEF 6471 5 3 1 47 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
FROZEN FANNY 6469 10 10 1 42 JUST CHILLIN (699)
SMELLY 6550 6 1 1 38 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
JUDGE ADVOCATE 6544 3 6 0 35 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLIM JIM 6440 4 7 0 32 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
UP 6545 6 2 0 26 JUST CHILLIN (699)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HATCHET 6537 1 1 0 23 WEAPONS (742)
IQBAL RIZA 6503 3 7 0 22 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
SAMUEL A ALITO, JR 6562 2 0 0 22 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
TASHELL 6558 3 0 0 20 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
KOJO ANNAN 6493 4 7 0 19 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
GRANDPA RAT 6549 3 4 1 17 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
HALLIBURTON 6556 1 0 0 16 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
KURLOUIE 6547 3 4 0 13 THE ZOO (205)
DONNETTA 6560 2 1 0 11 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BENITO CHATTE 6561 1 1 0 11 THE ZOO (205)
JOHN ROBERTS 6559 1 4 0 7 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-KELLUMBO'S COURAGE 6289 0 1 0 5 OXYMORONS (698)
MACE 6536 0 1 0 1 WEAPONS (742)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ELEANORTH 6470 8 6 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 676 CRIMSON WONDER 6373 519
ARISHTARTE 6257 15 20 1 THE ZOO 205 SNOWBALL 6477 522
ZOOIE 6152 10 35 1 THE ZOO 205 BLIZZARD 6504 521
PERSONAL ADS
Judge -- Sounds like we have ourselves a little contest. With the start of the new
year, first one to 25 wins in Solven wins. Downchallenges don't count towards the 25
wins. Winning manager gets to pick a warrior of his choice from the losing manager's
stable, and the loser must Dark Arena that warrior next turn. Sound fair? As for
what this will prove? Not sure, but it will certainly be nice seeing you toss one of
your babies in the garbage in a few months. -- Kellumbo
Brooks and Dunn -- One for Brooks and two for Dunn. Gotcha. -- Arishtarte
Cepacol -- I don't much like those drugs, you know? Drugs upset my stomach. --
Zebroe
P.S. So does being hit there.
Blizzard -- Well, they SAY that freezing is an easy death, but I surely didn't find
it so. It HURTS. -- Ghost of Zooie
Smelly -- Kods, I cad' sdad do be id de areda wid you! -- Kurlouie
John Roberts -- Hmm, like that, hey? I think I can handle that. -- Benito Chatte,
probably unreasonable in his optimism
Ed. -- It will come to you. No need to go rushing after paranoia. -- Kurlouie
Ah, many are called but few are chosen? No, that can't be right. -- Ed.
5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAMMY unbelievably bested CEPACOL in a 5 minute master's Challenge fight.
D.O.A. DOMINANCE lost to ZEBROE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
SMELLY demolished BENITO CHATTE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GRANDPA RAT was bested by SLIM JIM in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
DONNETTA defeated JOHN ROBERTS in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
SUPPLY SIDE viciously subdued CRIMSON WONDER in a action packed 2 minute Title brawl.
BLIZZARD was bested by CHRISTINE GREGOIRE in a 1 minute match.
BIFF STREICHER was bested by BROOKS AND DUNN in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
ARISHTARTE was easily killed by SNOWBALL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OH WELL viciously subdued FRANZ JOSEF in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
KOFI ANNAN vanquished FROZEN FANNY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UP luckily beat IQBAL RIZA in a popular 10 minute gory melee.
JUDGE ADVOCATE subdued HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute match.
TASHELL outwaited KOJO ANNAN in a unpopular 16 minute conflict.
KURLOUIE was demolished by HATCHET in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SAMUEL A ALITO, JR handily defeated MACE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
HALLIBURTON defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 11 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 16 - 1 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 26 - 2 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 20 - 1 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 1 32 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
Turn 522 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SUPPLY SIDE 6358 19 15 0 118 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
PARRY-STRIKE CRIMSON WONDER 6373 11 6 1 92 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
TOTAL PARRY TAMMY 6407 20 8 0 83 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
STRIKING ATTACK BLIZZARD 6504 9 7 3 80 JUST CHILLIN (699)
WALL OF STEEL CEPACOL 6377 14 11 2 75 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
SLASHING ATTACK KOFI ANNAN 6494 8 3 1 64 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
AIMED BLOW SMELLY 6550 6 1 1 38 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SUPPLY SIDE 6358. The most popular warrior this
turn was IQBAL RIZA 6503. The ten other most popular fighters were D.O.A. DOMINANCE
6162, ZEBROE 6370, SUPPLY SIDE 6358, SLIM JIM 6440, BIFF STREICHER 6375, CEPACOL
6377, BROOKS AND DUNN 6398, OH WELL 6518, SMELLY 6550, and DONNETTA 6560.
The least popular fighter this week was TASHELL 6558. The other ten least popular
fighters were KOJO ANNAN 6493, UP 6545, TAMMY 6407, MACE 6536, FROZEN FANNY 6469,
ARISHTARTE 6257, CRIMSON WONDER 6373, BENITO CHATTE 6561, KURLOUIE 6547, and FRANZ
JOSEF 6471.