DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/14/2005 Duedate: 12/27/2005
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-523
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SUPPLY SIDE
THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6358) [20-15-0,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SUPPLY SIDE POSITION IS EMPTY
THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6358) [20-15-0,125]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BROOKS AND DUNN SLIM JIM
THE REPUBLICANS (103) MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
(22-6398) [15-17-1,100] (22-6440) [5-7-0,40]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CONSPIRACY INC. (100) 42
2. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 27 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. THE ZOO (205) 20 Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 8
5. MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722) 7 (173)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 252 123 8 67.2 1/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 11 4 1
2/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 139 115 13 54.7 2/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 10 5 0
3/ 3 CONSPIRACY INC. (100) 215 183 16 54.0 3/ 1 JUST CHILLIN (699) 9 6 2
4/ 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 432 424 25 50.5 4/ 6 CONSPIRACY INC. (100) 6 4 2
5/ 5 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722) 79 82 8 49.1 5/ 5 THE ZOO (205) 5 8 0
6/ 6 THE ZOO (205) 399 554 6 41.9 6/ 4 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722) 5 10 0
7- 7*WEAPONS (742) 1 2 0 33.3 7- 7*WEAPONS (742) 1 2 0
8- 8 OXYMORONS (698) 5 16 0 23.8 8- 8 OXYMORONS (698) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to JUST CHILLIN, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the KELLUMBO'S
KIDS stable. Hey everybody, watch out for BROOKS AND DUNN, who flew up 21 points in
the rankings after mashing TAMMY like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know,
some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. TAMMY was beat by BROOKS AND DUNN
and drops 12 points. Our battling duelmaster SUPPLY SIDE has managed to hold the
title, fending off CRIMSON WONDER's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time,
MEDIEVAL CHAOS. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the SOLVEN arena. And hey,
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid THE REPUBLICANS, please raise you hand. Wow.
Does SOLVEN really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling
your rasberries, cause KELLUMBO'S KIDS beats feet every time THE REPUBLICANS smiles
at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this BROOKS AND DUNN you ask, with 100 points
and a 15-17-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! In a touching display by a
'touched' warrior, KOFI ANNAN went after SNOWBALL, who was higher by 25 points.
Well, when the dust settled, KOFI ANNAN put to death SNOWBALL. CHRISTINE GREGOIRE of
CONSPIRACY INC. had better have a good reason for challenging down 15 points in a TV
challenge which she won. I thought CHRISTINE GREGOIRE showed great skill and promise
when she beat CEPACOL. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Well, the arena is no place for slow
learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and KOFI ANNAN demonstrated that very violently on
SNOWBALL's body. Proving again that SOLVEN is not rated G, SMELLY of the KELLUMBO'S
KIDS slew the warrior JUDGE ADVOCATE in a rather bloody bout. Let's look for a
bloodfeud. On a sad note, SNOWBALL found an early retirement at the hands of KOFI
ANNAN this week. I wonder what JUST CHILLIN will be doing about it? In the 'Oops,
What Have I Done?' category, BLIZZARD was mashed by ZEBROE, who let BLIZZARD know
that killing members of THE ZOO is a no-no. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUPPLY SIDE 6358 20 15 0 125 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROOKS AND DUNN 6398 15 17 1 100 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHRISTINE GREGOIRE 6441 12 5 1 96 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRIMSON WONDER 6373 11 7 1 90 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
KOFI ANNAN 6494 9 3 2 90 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
ZEBROE 6370 13 13 0 82 THE ZOO (205)
CEPACOL 6377 14 12 2 77 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
BIFF STREICHER 6375 11 12 1 76 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
TAMMY 6407 20 9 0 71 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
BLIZZARD 6504 9 8 3 71 JUST CHILLIN (699)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OH WELL 6518 9 6 0 62 JUST CHILLIN (699)
-D.O.A. DOMINANCE 6162 5 8 0 62 OXYMORONS (698)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FROZEN FANNY 6469 11 10 1 52 JUST CHILLIN (699)
SMELLY 6550 7 1 2 48 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
SLIM JIM 6440 5 7 0 40 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
FRANZ JOSEF 6471 5 4 1 39 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IQBAL RIZA 6503 4 7 1 32 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
SAMUEL A ALITO, JR 6562 3 0 0 27 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UP 6545 6 3 0 23 JUST CHILLIN (699)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HATCHET 6537 1 1 0 23 WEAPONS (742)
TASHELL 6558 4 0 0 22 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
GRANDPA RAT 6549 4 4 1 20 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
KOJO ANNAN 6493 4 8 0 20 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
DONNETTA 6560 3 1 0 16 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
HALLIBURTON 6556 1 1 0 15 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
CHAZ DUCKER 6565 1 0 0 13 THE ZOO (205)
JOHN ROBERTS 6559 1 5 0 8 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
BENITO CHATTE 6561 1 2 0 7 THE ZOO (205)
-KELLUMBO'S COURAGE 6289 0 1 0 5 OXYMORONS (698)
-MACE 6536 0 1 0 1 WEAPONS (742)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SNOWBALL 6477 10 10 2 JUST CHILLIN 699 KOFI ANNAN 6494 523
ELEANORTH 6470 8 6 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 676 CRIMSON WONDER 6373 519 NOT REVE
JUDGE ADVOCATE 6544 3 7 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103 SMELLY 6550 523
KURLOUIE 6547 3 5 0 THE ZOO 205 IQBAL RIZA 6503 523
ZOOIE 6152 10 35 1 THE ZOO 205 BLIZZARD 6504 521 JUST REV
ARISHTARTE 6257 15 20 1 THE ZOO 205 SNOWBALL 6477 522
PERSONAL ADS
D.O.A. Dominance -- If you're going to live up to your name, shouldn't you WIN? Or
then again, if you're living up to your TEAM name, maybe not. Must make it confusing
for you, getting those contradictory messages. -- Zebroe
Smelly -- Phew! -- Benito Chatte
Snowball -- Well...'tis the season, but I would rather not have died of it. -- Ghost
of Arishtarte
Hatchet -- Slice and dice, hmm? Can't say that I care for having it happen to me. --
Kurlouie
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHRISTINE GREGOIRE bested CEPACOL in a 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
KOFI ANNAN murdered SNOWBALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TAMMY was overpowered by BROOKS AND DUNN in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
GRANDPA RAT defeated JOHN ROBERTS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DONNETTA viciously subdued BENITO CHATTE in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge brawl.
SUPPLY SIDE bested CRIMSON WONDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Title match.
BIFF STREICHER savagely defeated OH WELL in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee.
BLIZZARD lost to ZEBROE in a 1 minute duel.
SMELLY assassinated JUDGE ADVOCATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FROZEN FANNY defeated FRANZ JOSEF in a exciting 1 minute fight.
UP was viciously subdued by SLIM JIM in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
IQBAL RIZA murdered KURLOUIE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
KOJO ANNAN was luckily beaten by TASHELL in a unpopular 16 minute gory match.
HALLIBURTON was overcome by SAMUEL A ALITO, JR in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
CHAZ DUCKER vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 14 - 2 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 12 - 0 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 27 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 18 - 19 - 2 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 1 32 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
Turn 523 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SUPPLY SIDE 6358 20 15 0 125 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
PARRY-STRIKE CRIMSON WONDER 6373 11 7 1 90 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
SLASHING ATTACK KOFI ANNAN 6494 9 3 2 90 CONSPIRACY INC. (100)
WALL OF STEEL CEPACOL 6377 14 12 2 77 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
TOTAL PARRY TAMMY 6407 20 9 0 71 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
STRIKING ATTACK BLIZZARD 6504 9 8 3 71 JUST CHILLIN (699)
AIMED BLOW FROZEN FANNY 6469 11 10 1 52 JUST CHILLIN (699)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BROOKS AND DUNN 6398. The most popular warrior this
turn was SLIM JIM 6440. The ten other most popular fighters were CHRISTINE GREGOIRE
6441, BROOKS AND DUNN 6398, CEPACOL 6377, BIFF STREICHER 6375, FROZEN FANNY 6469,
HALLIBURTON 6556, KOFI ANNAN 6494, GRANDPA RAT 6549, SUPPLY SIDE 6358, and SAMUEL A
ALITO, JR 6562.
The least popular fighter this week was TASHELL 6558. The other ten least popular
fighters were KOJO ANNAN 6493, KURLOUIE 6547, JUDGE ADVOCATE 6544, OH WELL 6518,
TAMMY 6407, SNOWBALL 6477, SMELLY 6550, BLIZZARD 6504, CRIMSON WONDER 6373, and JOHN
ROBERTS 6559.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SUPPLY SIDE (22-6358) THE REPUBLICANS (103)