DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/03/2006    Duedate: 05/16/2006

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-533

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMELLY
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6550) [12-6-2,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SMELLY                         POSITION IS EMPTY
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)          
(22-6550) [12-6-2,106]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FROZEN FANNY                   TUNDRA
JUST CHILLIN (699)             JUST CHILLIN (699)
(22-6469) [15-16-1,79]         (22-6573) [2-5-1,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JUST CHILLIN (699)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JUST CHILLIN (699)          32
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)       24      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. THE REPUBLICANS (103)        4      Unchartered Team
4. MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)         0
5. THE ZOO (205)               -7      DIGIMONS (680)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)    286 139  8 67.3   1/ 1 JUST CHILLIN (699)       10  5 2
 2/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699)       162 140 15 53.6   2/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)     9  6 0
 3/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103)    456 448 26 50.4   3/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103)     7  7 0
 4- 4 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)      91  94  8 49.2   4- 4 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)      3  1 0
 5/ 5 THE ZOO (205)            414 569  7 42.1   5/ 5 THE ZOO (205)             2  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 269): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 539): JEREMIAH JAY COOKE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
                               Puerco, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 539): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): BIFF STREICHER of MEDIEVAL CHAOS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 528): INNY MEANIE of MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): BLOODSHED of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): BALTIMORE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): PASTOR PENTANE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 481): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 472): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 388): ONE-TIMER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): BOUNCING BEA of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 171): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 424): CRYSTAL FIREBLADE of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE from TARRGIR
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 269): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 539): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 539): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 528): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DI$C0MBU1@TED (Valamond, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 481): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 472): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): SILVER KNIGHTS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 388): SILENT WARRIORS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): THE SUN CULT (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 171): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 424): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 268): TOM SAWYER of SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 538): JO MOONCATCHER of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): ZEBROE of THE ZOO (Leeta, mgr.)
               (turn 531): BLIZZARD of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): BLOODSHED of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): BALTIMORE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): PASTOR PENTANE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 520): STEINBACH of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): TORMENT of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 387): HEADROCK of OGRES ARE US (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): HITCH HIKER of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  SOLVEN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for SMELLY?  
KELLUMBO'S KIDS' proud of him after beating ZEBROE and getting 20 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  ZEBROE got smashed by SMELLY, and lost 16 points!  What a putz! 
BIFF STREICHER fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the 
title.  No one said he was a genius...  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome SMELLY.  Aren't KELLUMBO'S KIDS 
proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't 
ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  THE REPUBLICANS was SOLVEN's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS?  THE REPUBLICANS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get 
them to accept an invitation!  Like, is TAMMY popular, or what?  She was challenged 
the most in all of SOLVEN!  She's got a 26-13-0, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.  SAMUEL A 
ALITO, JR, of THE REPUBLICANS had a 8-5-0 when he got bumped off by OH WELL.  Fight, 
fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  SOLVEN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMELLY 6550                  12   6  2   106       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIFF STREICHER 6375          13  15  1   102       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
-CEPACOL 6377                 17  14  2    96       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
 TAMMY 6407                   26  13  0    91       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FROZEN FANNY 6469            15  16  1    79       JUST CHILLIN (699)
 UP 6545                      13   6  0    68       JUST CHILLIN (699)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OH WELL 6518                 12  13  1    66       JUST CHILLIN (699)
 GRANDPA RAT 6549             11   7  1    59       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 DONNETTA 6560                11   3  0    59       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLIM JIM 6440                 7  10  0    48       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
 TASHELL 6558                 12   2  0    45       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 BENITO CHATTE 6561            6   7  1    41       THE ZOO (205)
-FRANZ JOSEF 6471              7   7  1    39       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRIST 6578                    3   0  0    32       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 OLYMPIA SNOW 6576             5   1  1    31       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 TUNDRA 6573                   2   5  1    31       JUST CHILLIN (699)
 JOHN ROBERTS 6559             4  12  0    24       THE REPUBLICANS (103)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAZ DUCKER 6565              4   7  0    19       THE ZOO (205)
 SLUSH 6580                    1   0  0     8       JUST CHILLIN (699)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SAMUEL A ALITO,  6562  8  5 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103   OH WELL 6518          533         
CAPITAL PUNISHME 6569  3  5 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103   TUNDRA 6573           532         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Judge -- Well, our little bet comes to a close.  I must admit, it was a lot of fun.
Final score was 25-20, if I figured correctly.  The Kids have voted, and Samuel A
Alito Jr. gets the big thumbs down.  Looking forward to seeing how he does vs. the
Dark Arena next turn.  In all honesty, it would be kinda neat if you pulled out the

win.  Let's see if we can't come up with another competition.  Maybe this time we can
include Mr. Freeze, as it looks like he has been fairly active lately.  Best wishes.
-- Detective Kellumbo

Sammy Alito -- I guess if you can break both my weapons, you deserve a win.  I am
betting it won't happen again, hehe. -- Tashell

Up -- Yeah, that is much better than the 20 minute fights you have been having. --
Smelly

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FROZEN FANNY was bested by TAMMY in a 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
UP unbelievably bested GRANDPA RAT in a dull 13 minute brutal Challenge battle.
TUNDRA was defeated by TASHELL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
ZEBROE was devastated by SMELLY in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
SAMUEL A ALITO, JR was murdered by OH WELL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DONNETTA was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute struggle.
JOHN ROBERTS was overpowered by BENITO CHATTE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CHAZ DUCKER was overpowered by FRIST in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OLYMPIA SNOW vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SLUSH defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -   9 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  28 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  16 -  2      30  |

Turn 533 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SMELLY 6550                12   6  2  106 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TOTAL PARRY      TAMMY 6407                 26  13  0   91 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRANDPA RAT 6549           11   7  1   59 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FROZEN FANNY 6469.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TUNDRA 6573.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAMMY 6407, OLYMPIA 
SNOW 6576, TASHELL 6558, FRIST 6578, SLUSH 6580, GRANDPA RAT 6549, SMELLY 6550, OH 
WELL 6518, DONNETTA 6560, and BENITO CHATTE 6561.

The least popular fighter this week was UP 6545.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CHAZ DUCKER 6565, JOHN ROBERTS 6559, SAMUEL A ALITO, JR 6562, FROZEN 
FANNY 6469, BENITO CHATTE 6561, DONNETTA 6560, OH WELL 6518, SMELLY 6550, GRANDPA RAT 
6549, and SLUSH 6580.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ZEBROE (22-6370) THE ZOO (205)