DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/31/2006 Duedate: 06/13/2006
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-535
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SMELLY
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6550) [14-6-2,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SMELLY FRESH LIMBERGER
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) BAD INVENTIONS (683)
(22-6550) [14-6-2,115] (22-6018) [2-0-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OH WELL FRIST
JUST CHILLIN (699) THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6518) [13-14-1,81] (22-6578) [4-1-0,42]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 33
2. NONSENSICAL (737) 19 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. BAD INVENTIONS (683) 11 Unchartered Team
4. THE ZOO (205) 4
5. JUST CHILLIN (699) -3 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 294 141 8 67.6 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 11 4 0
2/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 166 146 16 53.2 2/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 7 8 2
3/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 460 450 26 50.5 3/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 6 4 0
4/ 0 NONSENSICAL (737) 10 10 0 50.0 4/ 0*BAD INVENTIONS (683) 2 1 0
5/ 0*BAD INVENTIONS (683) 4 4 0 50.0 5/ 0 NONSENSICAL (737) 1 1 0
6/ 5 THE ZOO (205) 414 573 7 41.9 6/ 5 THE ZOO (205) 1 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): DAMNUALL of WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (Prophet, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 541): MITOCHONDRIAC of BIO WARFARE (Xerxes, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 534): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 531): MIKELA POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 528): ALBUQUERQUE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 523): TRIPLE-X of LOVE LETTERS (Cunning Linguist, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 493): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 484): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 475): BREAK POINT of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 390): BLUE BEANIE of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): FURIOUS TERROR of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 427): BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME of FORGOTTEN REALMS from BARIKALA
(Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 541): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 534): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 531): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 528): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 523): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 493): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 484): MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 475): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): HOPLITES (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 390): BIKINI BOTTOM (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): UN (JE, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 427): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): JERNIG MARS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): BUCKING BRAHMA of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
SUPERBEAST of THE LIVING DEAD (Dartor, mgr.)
(turn 541): BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 530): INNY MEANIE of MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
(turn 529): THEODORIC of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 483): SATURN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 474): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 217): CAULIFLOWER EARS of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): MARIO ANDRETTI of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It appears that the end is getting near. With a win this turn, I hope to get my
graduation announcement. As soon as it comes, I'll share a little secret Kellumbo
and I have been holding onto for a while now. -- Smelly
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, SOLVEN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see NONPAREIL win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, NONPAREIL beat
JOHN ROBERTS and JOHN ROBERTS lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if
variety is the spice of life, SOLVEN may be getting bland, as SMELLY stays top dog in
the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You
want to know what's new, don't you, SOLVEN?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
MEDIEVAL CHAOS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided
team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass
act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was KELLUMBO'S KIDS. Ha ha ha
ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, FRIST was this turn's most challenged warrior.
Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I notice TAMMY challenging down 16 points to
fight OH WELL, KELLUMBO'S KIDS doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to
honor. And golly gee, TAMMY beat OH WELL. Aren't we all surprised and impressed? I
guess I can give a little credit to GRANDPA RAT of KELLUMBO'S KIDS for challenging up
by 23 to FROZEN FANNY. GRANDPA RAT won to get 96 points of recognition. And we have
TASHELL in a challenge, going down 8 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought
TASHELL showed great skill and promise when she overcame FRIST. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for SOLVEN's
morgue. More variety. A big yahoo goes out to OLYMPIA SNOW this turn, for revenging
THE REPUBLICANS' bloodfeud against JUST CHILLIN's warrior TUNDRA. Heh, heh, heh.
Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless
cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SMELLY 6550 14 6 2 115 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANDPA RAT 6549 13 7 1 96 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TAMMY 6407 27 14 0 95 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FROZEN FANNY 6469 16 17 1 87 JUST CHILLIN (699)
OH WELL 6518 13 14 1 81 JUST CHILLIN (699)
UP 6545 13 8 0 72 JUST CHILLIN (699)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONNETTA 6560 12 4 0 59 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TASHELL 6558 14 2 0 52 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
OLYMPIA SNOW 6576 7 1 1 45 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
NONPAREIL 6498 5 5 0 45 NONSENSICAL (737)
FRIST 6578 4 1 0 42 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
BENITO CHATTE 6561 6 9 1 38 THE ZOO (205)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUNDRA 6573 2 7 1 32 JUST CHILLIN (699)
JOHN ROBERTS 6559 5 13 0 28 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
SLUSH 6580 3 0 1 28 JUST CHILLIN (699)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAZ DUCKER 6565 4 9 0 21 THE ZOO (205)
FRESH LIMBERGER 6018 2 0 0 21 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
NON SEQUITUR 6496 5 5 0 20 NONSENSICAL (737)
CHIA PET 6022 1 1 0 18 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ICE TOASTER 6020 1 1 0 8 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
-TWIST TIE 6019 0 1 0 7 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SAMUEL A ALITO, 6562 8 5 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103 OH WELL 6518 533
CAPITAL PUNISHME 6569 3 5 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103 TUNDRA 6573 532 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum. So I'm prey, am I, Max. You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay. I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on. Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing. Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance. They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC. If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them. The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm
6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start! With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more! Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th). So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!
Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAMMY bested OH WELL in a action packed 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
GRANDPA RAT subdued FROZEN FANNY in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
TASHELL unbelievably bested FRIST in a 6 minute master vs. novice Challenge brawl.
SMELLY demolished UP in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched Title competition.
DONNETTA viciously subdued BENITO CHATTE in a 3 minute bloody match.
JOHN ROBERTS was handily defeated by NONPAREIL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OLYMPIA SNOW won victory over TUNDRA in a 2 minute duel.
CHAZ DUCKER lost to CHIA PET in a popular 1 minute duel.
NON SEQUITUR was outwaited by FRESH LIMBERGER in a slow 13 minute duel.
ICE TOASTER was overpowered by SLUSH in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 3 - 1 77 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 12 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 27 - 1 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 12 - 15 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 18 - 1 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 535 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SMELLY 6550 14 6 2 115 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GRANDPA RAT 6549 13 7 1 96 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TOTAL PARRY TAMMY 6407 27 14 0 95 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
WALL OF STEEL OLYMPIA SNOW 6576 7 1 1 45 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
STRIKING ATTACK FRIST 6578 4 1 0 42 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OH WELL 6518. The most popular warrior this turn
was FRIST 6578. The ten other most popular fighters were OH WELL 6518, DONNETTA
6560, SMELLY 6550, GRANDPA RAT 6549, OLYMPIA SNOW 6576, BENITO CHATTE 6561, NONPAREIL
6498, TUNDRA 6573, CHAZ DUCKER 6565, and CHIA PET 6022.
The least popular fighter this week was FRESH LIMBERGER 6018. The other ten least
popular fighters were NON SEQUITUR 6496, ICE TOASTER 6020, JOHN ROBERTS 6559, TAMMY
6407, UP 6545, TASHELL 6558, FROZEN FANNY 6469, SLUSH 6580, CHIA PET 6022, and CHAZ
DUCKER 6565.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SMELLY (22-6550) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)