DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/14/2006 Duedate: 06/27/2006
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-536
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRANDPA RAT
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6549) [14-7-1,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRANDPA RAT POSITION IS EMPTY
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6549) [14-7-1,104]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OH WELL FRIST
JUST CHILLIN (699) THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6518) [13-15-1,79] (22-6578) [4-2-0,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 48
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 44 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. THE ZOO (205) 11 Unchartered Team
4. NONSENSICAL (737) 0
5. BAD INVENTIONS (683) 0 (173)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 299 141 8 68.0 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 13 2 0
2/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 166 151 16 52.4 2/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 7 4 0
3/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 463 452 26 50.6 3/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 4 11 1
4- 4 NONSENSICAL (737) 10 10 0 50.0 4- 4*BAD INVENTIONS (683) 2 1 0
5- 5*BAD INVENTIONS (683) 4 4 0 50.0 5/ 6 THE ZOO (205) 2 4 0
6/ 6 THE ZOO (205) 416 573 7 42.1 6- 5 NONSENSICAL (737) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): BIONIC BUFFALO of DO IT AGAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 542): MITOCHONDRIAC of BIO WARFARE (Xerxes, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 532): MIKELA POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 531): BIG JOY of SPONGMONKEYS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 529): ALBUQUERQUE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 524): TRIPLE-X of LOVE LETTERS (Cunning Linguist, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 476): BREAK POINT of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): ONE-TIMER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 380): BOUNCING BEA of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 173): KAT of NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 428): BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME of FORGOTTEN REALMS from BARIKALA
(Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 542): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 532): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 531): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 529): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 524): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 476): CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): HOPLITES (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): BIKINI BOTTOM (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 380): CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 173): AL-GHAZIS (Bones, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 428): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): JERNIG MARS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): BIONIC BUFFALO of DO IT AGAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
(turn 542): BUCKING BRAHMA of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
SUPERBEAST of THE LIVING DEAD (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 474): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 217): CAULIFLOWER EARS of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): BLUE BEANIE of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): MARIO ANDRETTI of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, SOLVEN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see BILBRAY win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, JOHN ROBERTS beat
TUNDRA and TUNDRA lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the
spice of life, SOLVEN may be getting bland, as SMELLY stays top dog in the city.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. SOLVEN,
I am losing what little hope I had in you. JUST CHILLIN the most avoided team? What
insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like KELLUMBO'S KIDS avoided them
the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, FROZEN FANNY was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans. And we have GRANDPA RAT in a challenge, going down 9
points for the fight. Guess what? I thought GRANDPA RAT showed great skill and
promise when he beat FROZEN FANNY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. And sending OLYMPIA SNOW to the Dark Arena was
supposed to be one of your better ideas, THE REPUBLICANS? Titanium shields and
bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANDPA RAT 6549 14 7 1 104 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAMMY 6407 28 14 0 101 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FROZEN FANNY 6469 16 18 1 81 JUST CHILLIN (699)
OH WELL 6518 13 15 1 79 JUST CHILLIN (699)
DONNETTA 6560 13 4 0 78 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
UP 6545 13 9 0 71 JUST CHILLIN (699)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TASHELL 6558 15 2 0 56 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
FRIST 6578 4 2 0 46 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-NONPAREIL 6498 5 5 0 45 NONSENSICAL (737)
BENITO CHATTE 6561 7 9 1 43 THE ZOO (205)
JOHN ROBERTS 6559 6 13 0 40 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAZ DUCKER 6565 5 9 0 27 THE ZOO (205)
SLUSH 6580 3 1 1 26 JUST CHILLIN (699)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRESH LIMBERGER 6018 2 0 0 21 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
-NON SEQUITUR 6496 5 5 0 20 NONSENSICAL (737)
TUNDRA 6573 2 8 1 20 JUST CHILLIN (699)
BILBRAY 6589 1 0 0 20 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-CHIA PET 6022 1 1 0 18 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
TRUMP 6588 1 0 0 13 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-ICE TOASTER 6020 1 1 0 8 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
-TWIST TIE 6019 0 1 0 7 BAD INVENTIONS (683)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OLYMPIA SNOW 6576 7 2 1 THE REPUBLICANS 103 BLACK ORC 403 536 NONE
SAMUEL A ALITO, 6562 8 5 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103 OH WELL 6518 533
CAPITAL PUNISHME 6569 3 5 0 THE REPUBLICANS 103 TUNDRA 6573 532 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Kellumbo -- Doesn't seem like you should get to pick "two" of our warriors to go to
the Dark Arena, but S. Alito's death was unexpected. A deal is a deal. We can
always hope that the Senator from Maine will survive the Dark Arena. -- Judge
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OLYMPIA SNOW was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRANDPA RAT vanquished FROZEN FANNY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
JOHN ROBERTS demolished TUNDRA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SMELLY devastated UP in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
TAMMY demolished OH WELL in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
DONNETTA viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute fight.
TASHELL unbelievably bested FRIST in a popular 4 minute competition.
BENITO CHATTE viciously subdued SLUSH in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
CHAZ DUCKER overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TRUMP overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BILBRAY handily defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 4 - 1 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 12 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 24 - 1 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 17 - 1 26 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 536 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE GRANDPA RAT 6549 14 7 1 104 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TOTAL PARRY TAMMY 6407 28 14 0 101 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
STRIKING ATTACK FRIST 6578 4 2 0 46 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OH WELL 6518. The most popular warrior this turn
was FRIST 6578. The ten other most popular fighters were DONNETTA 6560, BENITO
CHATTE 6561, OLYMPIA SNOW 6576, JOHN ROBERTS 6559, TAMMY 6407, OH WELL 6518, TASHELL
6558, SLUSH 6580, BILBRAY 6589, and GRANDPA RAT 6549.
The least popular fighter this week was UP 6545. The other ten least popular
fighters were FROZEN FANNY 6469, TRUMP 6588, CHAZ DUCKER 6565, TUNDRA 6573, GRANDPA
RAT 6549, BILBRAY 6589, SLUSH 6580, TASHELL 6558, OH WELL 6518, and TAMMY 6407.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SMELLY (22-6550) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLI
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 5821 (47-47-0) 1 3 0 BLADES OF WONDER
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SANDY 5829 (29-18-1) 1 1 0 WOMEN OF REALITY
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SNAKE CHARMER 6169 (40-18-0) 4 3 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHRISTINE GREGOIRE 6441 (12-5-1) 5 3 0 CONSPIRACY INC.
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
D.O.A. DOMINANCE 6162 (5-9-0) 7 3 0 OXYMORONS
IQBAL RIZA 6503 (4-7-1) 2 3 0 CONSPIRACY INC.
KOFI ANNAN 6494 (9-3-2) 2 3 0 CONSPIRACY INC.
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JAMMER 6261 (4-1-0) 4 3 1 DROP THE LEASH
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HALLIBURTON 6556 (1-1-0) 4 3 0 CONSPIRACY INC.
ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAXIMUS 5966 (52-33-3) 6 2 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS
SUE 5828 (28-28-1) 1 3 0 WOMEN OF REALITY
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHIA PET 6022 (0-1-0) 0 3 0 BAD INVENTIONS