DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/26/2006 Duedate: 08/08/2006
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-539
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UP
JUST CHILLIN (699)
(22-6545) [16-9-0,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UP YUR AIN EEUM
JUST CHILLIN (699) UN (406)
(22-6545) [16-9-0,117] (22-3768) [2-0-0,44]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OH WELL JOHN ROBERTS
JUST CHILLIN (699) THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6518) [13-18-1,77] (22-6559) [7-15-0,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JUST CHILLIN (699)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 36
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 19 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. UN (406) 11 Unchartered Team
4. THE ZOO (205) 10
5. JUST CHILLIN (699) 2 UN (406)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*UN (406) 2 0 0 100 1/ 3 JUST CHILLIN (699) 7 8 0
2/ 1*HOT WHEELS (686) 3 1 0 75.0 2/ 2 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 6 6 1
3/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 305 147 8 67.5 3/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 6 6 0
4/ 4 JUST CHILLIN (699) 173 159 16 52.1 4/ 4 THE ZOO (205) 3 3 0
5/ 5 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 469 458 27 50.6 5/ 6*UN (406) 2 0 0
6/ 6 THE ZOO (205) 419 576 7 42.1 6/ 5*HOT WHEELS (686) 2 1 0
7/ 0 TEAM COUNTRY (746) 17 27 3 38.6 7- 0 TEAM COUNTRY (746) 1 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
SOLVEN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, KELLUMBO'S KIDS, since
JUST CHILLIN took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Now let's all
watch THE REPUBLICANS' heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big
shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see JOHN
ROBERTS win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, CHAZ DUCKER beat 365
GTB4 and 365 GTB4 lost 7 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the
spice of life, SOLVEN may be getting bland, as UP stays top dog in the city. The
Victory Tavern, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this
stuff? From SOLVEN's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? THE REPUBLICANS was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was KELLUMBO'S KIDS. Ha ha ha ha!
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, FROZEN FANNY was this turn's most challenged warrior.
Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Now look at this. DONNETTA challenged down 18
against JUST CHILLIN's OH WELL. What a weasel! Question now is, will SOLVEN accept
this sort of tacky behavior? DONNETTA beating OH WELL. The insult, the....yech!
And we have GRANDPA RAT in a challenge, going down 13 points for the fight. Guess
what? I thought GRANDPA RAT showed great skill and promise when he beat FROZEN
FANNY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the SOLVEN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UP 6545 16 9 0 117 JUST CHILLIN (699)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONNETTA 6560 16 4 0 102 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
GRANDPA RAT 6549 16 8 1 96 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OH WELL 6518 13 18 1 77 JUST CHILLIN (699)
-COUNTRY 6603 7 3 2 74 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
FROZEN FANNY 6469 16 21 1 71 JUST CHILLIN (699)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRIST 6578 7 2 0 64 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHAZ DUCKER 6565 8 9 0 61 THE ZOO (205)
TASHELL 6558 15 3 0 58 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOHN ROBERTS 6559 7 15 0 56 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
YUR AIN EEUM 3768 2 0 0 44 UN (406)
BENITO CHATTE 6561 7 12 1 34 THE ZOO (205)
365 GTB4 6054 3 1 0 34 HOT WHEELS (686)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUNDRA 6573 4 9 1 33 JUST CHILLIN (699)
BILBRAY 6589 3 1 1 27 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NARUTO 6602 4 6 0 22 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
-AMIDAMARU 6604 5 5 0 20 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
SLUSH 6580 5 2 1 19 JUST CHILLIN (699)
TRUMP 6588 1 3 0 6 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-KAKASHI 6599 0 1 0 1 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
-SASUKE 6598 0 1 0 1 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MR. MAY 6596 0 1 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 676 WURM KIN 410 539 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MR. MAY was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DONNETTA vanquished OH WELL in a 3 minute uneven Challenge battle.
GRANDPA RAT demolished FROZEN FANNY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
365 GTB4 was devastated by CHAZ DUCKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
UP outlasted TAMMY in a dull 14 minute master's Title competition.
FRIST overpowered TUNDRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
TASHELL was savagely defeated by JOHN ROBERTS in a 3 minute expert's melee.
BENITO CHATTE was vanquished by YUR AIN EEUM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SLUSH won victory over TRUMP in a 4 minute gory fight.
BILBRAY overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 21 - 2 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 1 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 AIMED BLOW 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
Turn 539 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY UP 6545 16 9 0 117 JUST CHILLIN (699)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DONNETTA 6560 16 4 0 102 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
STRIKING ATTACK FRIST 6578 7 2 0 64 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
BASHING ATTACK YUR AIN EEUM 3768 2 0 0 44 UN (406)
LUNGING ATTACK 365 GTB4 6054 3 1 0 34 HOT WHEELS (686)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OH WELL 6518. The most popular warrior this turn
was JOHN ROBERTS 6559. The ten other most popular fighters were DONNETTA 6560, CHAZ
DUCKER 6565, FRIST 6578, OH WELL 6518, SLUSH 6580, TRUMP 6588, GRANDPA RAT 6549, 365
GTB4 6054, TUNDRA 6573, and TASHELL 6558.
The least popular fighter this week was UP 6545. The other ten least popular
fighters were BENITO CHATTE 6561, FROZEN FANNY 6469, MR. MAY 6596, BILBRAY 6589, YUR
AIN EEUM 3768, TASHELL 6558, TUNDRA 6573, 365 GTB4 6054, GRANDPA RAT 6549, and TRUMP
6588.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
TAMMY (22-6407) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted. If you have
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI