DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/23/2006 Duedate: 09/05/2006
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-541
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UP
JUST CHILLIN (699)
(22-6545) [18-9-0,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UP KINKY MCKINK
JUST CHILLIN (699) THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
(22-6545) [18-9-0,131] (22-6463) [4-1-1,61]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OH WELL TUNDRA
JUST CHILLIN (699) JUST CHILLIN (699)
(22-6518) [14-19-1,86] (22-6573) [5-10-1,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 28
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 26 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. TEAM COUNTRY (746) 15 Unchartered Team
4. THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 5
5. JUST CHILLIN (699) 4 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*UN (406) 2 0 0 100 1/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 9 6 0
2- 2*HOT WHEELS (686) 4 1 0 80.0 2/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 8 5 0
3/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 312 150 8 67.5 3/ 1 JUST CHILLIN (699) 7 8 0
4/ 0*THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 7 6 1 53.8 4/ 8 TEAM COUNTRY (746) 3 7 0
5/ 4 JUST CHILLIN (699) 178 164 16 52.0 5- 6*DROP THE LEASH (701) 2 1 0
6/ 5 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 474 462 27 50.6 6- 4*UN (406) 1 0 0
7- 6*DROP THE LEASH (701) 11 11 2 50.0 7/ 0*THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 1 0 0
8/ 7 THE ZOO (205) 419 579 7 42.0 8- 5*HOT WHEELS (686) 1 1 0
9/ 8 TEAM COUNTRY (746) 20 34 3 37.0 9/ 7 THE ZOO (205) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in SOLVEN since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Biff! Pow! SOLVEN
watched with glee as JUST CHILLIN got knocked off top spot by KELLUMBO'S KIDS! Ya
gotta be quick on yer feet! Keep your elbow off the table! Thrust! Block out the
pain! TEAM COUNTRY is now ranked 4th with a 2-3-0 turn. Some people say I ramble
too much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well THE
REPUBLICANS moved up 1, to 2nd. What's with JOHN ROBERTS? He actually beat TEAM
COUNTRY's COUNTRY, and walked away with 13 more points from the fight. Major screwup
at TEAM COUNTRY. COUNTRY lost 10 points to JOHN ROBERTS. Some new strategies,
perhaps? Maybe COUNTRY will provide more easy wins... Try as he might, NOBLE
ASSASSIN wasn't good enough at persuading UP to step down from the Duelmaster's
throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, THE
REPUBLICANS! In my day, no team with a 471-461-27 would scare me off! What's the
problem, KELLUMBO'S KIDS? What do people see in FROZEN FANNY? Hers 16-23-1? JUST
CHILLIN ain't talkin', but she's got 72 points. Fighting is a better craft than
farming, FROZEN FANNY, but you have to pay your dues. Being challenged by DONNETTA,
29 points above you, is dues. DONNETTA beat FROZEN FANNY. I bet DONNETTA could beat
two-year-olds, too. Well, JUST CHILLIN knows who to set their sights on. I hate
going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that GRANDPA RAT gets in. He
fights people like OH WELL, 12 points below. I thought GRANDPA RAT showed great
skill and promise when he subdued OH WELL. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover
stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UP 6545 18 9 0 131 JUST CHILLIN (699)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANDPA RAT 6549 18 8 1 109 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
DONNETTA 6560 17 5 0 104 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OH WELL 6518 14 19 1 86 JUST CHILLIN (699)
JOHN ROBERTS 6559 9 15 0 79 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
FROZEN FANNY 6469 16 23 1 72 JUST CHILLIN (699)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TASHELL 6558 16 4 0 62 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
KINKY MCKINK 6463 4 1 1 61 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
-365 GTB4 6054 4 1 0 58 HOT WHEELS (686)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COUNTRY 6603 7 5 2 55 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
-JAMMER 6261 5 1 0 49 DROP THE LEASH (701)
TUNDRA 6573 5 10 1 46 JUST CHILLIN (699)
FRIST 6578 7 4 0 45 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-YUR AIN EEUM 3768 2 0 0 44 UN (406)
AMIDAMARU 6604 7 5 0 43 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
-ULTRA FAITH 6360 3 1 2 42 DROP THE LEASH (701)
BENITO CHATTE 6561 7 14 1 36 THE ZOO (205)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NARUTO 6602 5 7 0 33 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
-BLOODY KINK 6462 3 2 0 30 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
BILBRAY 6589 4 2 1 27 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLUSH 6580 6 3 1 22 JUST CHILLIN (699)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRUMP 6588 3 3 0 22 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605 2 0 0 20 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
KAKASHI 6599 0 3 0 3 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
SASUKE 6598 0 3 0 3 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MS. BOYD 6606 1 1 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 676 SPYMASTER 405 541 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Country -- Good to finally see some new blood...err new faces in Solven. I sent a
few "welcome back" challenges your way. Hope you have fun. -- Kellumbo
All -- The contest Judge and I had at the start of the year was great fun. With a
few new people in the arena, maybe we can figure out a contest we can have. I am
open to ideas, especially ones that involve Judge's guys dying. :) -- DK
Up -- I simply refuse to think that I need more than one back-up against you. I
think that fight was going to be close till I broke that second weapon. Lucky you.
--Donnetta
John Roberts -- Looks like I need to learn just a few more parry skills. Well done.
-- Tashell
Frozen Fanny -- Just trying to keep you away from our TP. Nothing personal. --
Grandpa Rat
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MS. BOYD was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DONNETTA demolished FROZEN FANNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GRANDPA RAT vanquished OH WELL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
COUNTRY was overpowered by JOHN ROBERTS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AMIDAMARU vanquished BENITO CHATTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NARUTO savagely defeated SLUSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
KIDNERGUARDIAN handily defeated KAKASHI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
UP viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a slow 8 minute gruesome Title duel.
TASHELL unbelievably bested TUNDRA in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
FRIST was overcome by KINKY MCKINK in a 2 minute bout.
TRUMP overpowered SASUKE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BILBRAY devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 20 - 2 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 17 - 1 32 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 AIMED BLOW 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
Turn 541 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY UP 6545 18 9 0 131 JUST CHILLIN (699)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GRANDPA RAT 6549 18 8 1 109 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
LUNGING ATTACK KINKY MCKINK 6463 4 1 1 61 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
BASHING ATTACK COUNTRY 6603 7 5 2 55 TEAM COUNTRY (746)
STRIKING ATTACK FRIST 6578 7 4 0 45 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OH WELL 6518. The most popular warrior this turn
was TUNDRA 6573. The ten other most popular fighters were NARUTO 6602, GRANDPA RAT
6549, DONNETTA 6560, OH WELL 6518, JOHN ROBERTS 6559, SLUSH 6580, FRIST 6578, KINKY
MCKINK 6463, AMIDAMARU 6604, and KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605.
The least popular fighter this week was UP 6545. The other ten least popular
fighters were SASUKE 6598, KAKASHI 6599, BENITO CHATTE 6561, COUNTRY 6603, FROZEN
FANNY 6469, MS. BOYD 6606, BILBRAY 6589, TRUMP 6588, TASHELL 6558, and KIDNERGUARDIAN
6605.