DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/10/2007 Duedate: 01/23/2007
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-551
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FRIST
THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6578) [14-7-0,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FRIST KINKY MCKINK
THE REPUBLICANS (103) THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
(22-6578) [14-7-0,115] (22-6463) [5-1-1,65]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FRIST FRIST
THE REPUBLICANS (103) THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6578) [14-7-0,115] (22-6578) [14-7-0,115]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 15
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 10 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. HOT WHEELS (686) 10 Unchartered Team
4. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 8
5. JUST CHILLIN (699) 6 HOT WHEELS (686)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*HOT WHEELS (686) 6 2 0 75.0 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 10 5 1
2/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 350 162 9 68.4 2/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 7 7 0
3/ 0*THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 9 6 1 60.0 3/ 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 5 4 0
4/ 4 JUST CHILLIN (699) 200 191 17 51.2 4/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 5 10 0
5/ 5 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 490 481 27 50.5 5/ 0*THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 2 0 0
6- 6 DROP THE LEASH (701) 16 17 2 48.5 6/ 7*HOT WHEELS (686) 2 1 0
7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 40 44 0 47.6 7- 5 DROP THE LEASH (701) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Slow Day ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
The man at the door was tall, over seven feet, and probably Shewish. He had
those big bones that Shews went in for, anyway, and hair the color of oak wood and
acorns. And he was staring at the name beside the door looking seriously confused.
"I thought this was the Zoo's guildhouse?"
Dolby Jossel, who wasn't used to looking that far up to another's face, shook
his head. "Nope. It used to be, mind, but they all left, one way or another, months
ago." Seeing that the Shew's confusion did not fade, he added, "Try Dwes Eg or
somewhere."
The big man shook his head. "I can't go there. It's an island. It's...flat.
I wouldn't know how to go on there...." He half-collapsed against the wall and
stared out across the street. A narrow street, cobbles lost in mud and half-melted
snow, shabby house-fronts, very clean doorsteps. The window boxes that usually
brightened the scene were empty at this season. "What am I going to do?"
"What did you plan to do if the Zoo had still been here?" Dolby asked, curious.
The Shew made a vague gesture. After a moment, he said, "Join up, I guess. I
used to be a gladiator here. My name was..." he frowned, "I was...Aldrich Fant?"
Several thoughts wandered through Dolby's mind. Leeta had said just a few days
ago that recruiting was always a problem, and this guy was actually trying to
volunteer. The ceilings needed repainting, maybe replastering, too, and this guy
wouldn't even need a ladder. And there was that fairly pleasant room over the
carriage house in back.... "Come on in," he said briskly. "You can join us when
there's an opening just as well as the Zoo, better, actually! And there's plenty you
can do around here until then to earn your keep." He had a second thought about that
last, someone so big had to eat a lot, but hey, they had an orc on the team. If they
could feed an orc, they could feed a Shew. He pushed the door wide. "Come on in."
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in SOLVEN since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. What's with HOT TUB
JOHNNY? He actually beat THE REPUBLICANS' BILBRAY, and walked away with 12 more
points from the fight. Major screwup at THE REPUBLICANS. BILBRAY lost 7 points to
HOT TUB JOHNNY. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe BILBRAY will provide more easy
wins... SOLVEN has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy. She challenged
THE REPUBLICANS' FRIST (14-7-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting. I can
barely restrain my enthusiam for THE REPUBLICANS' outstanding member, Duelmaster
FRIST. I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow
fighters? Tough!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports.
SOLVEN thinks THE REPUBLICANS and their 490-481-27 is too much! If at first you
don't succeed, give up... Management must be dealin', as the boys at KELLUMBO'S KIDS
ain't reelin'! THE REPUBLICANS' mad! What do people see in BELISSA HOUGH? Hers
10-7-0? MIDDLE WAY 15 ain't talkin', but she's got 56 points. I hate going to the
effort of writing about the kind of fights that 365 GTB4 gets in. He fights people
like NAFISAH, 8 points below. I thought 365 GTB4 showed great skill and promise when
he subdued NAFISAH. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. We all knew it had to happen sooner or later. A
warrior can't stick around with a 17-32-1, and KIDNERGUARDIAN easily took care of
FROZEN FANNY. Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young
rapscallions, take note!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. SOLVEN is
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Remember--a good
fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRIST 6578 14 7 0 115 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UP 6545 26 11 0 112 JUST CHILLIN (699)
HOT TUB JOHNNY 6608 8 2 0 99 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TASHELL 6558 22 8 0 97 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605 9 3 1 95 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JAMMER 6261 8 2 0 88 DROP THE LEASH (701)
TUNDRA 6573 11 14 2 82 JUST CHILLIN (699)
BILBRAY 6589 10 6 1 76 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KINKY MCKINK 6463 5 1 1 65 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
365 GTB4 6054 6 2 0 63 HOT WHEELS (686)
-ULTRA FAITH 6360 5 2 2 61 DROP THE LEASH (701)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELISSA HOUGH 6620 10 7 0 56 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
SILVER 6622 5 0 0 56 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
EDGILES KAPP 6617 11 6 0 45 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
BLOODY KINK 6462 4 2 0 41 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
SLUSH 6580 8 11 1 40 JUST CHILLIN (699)
NAFISAH 6612 5 2 0 38 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DORTHA JANETTO 6618 8 9 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
TRUMP 6588 6 10 0 28 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHUCKER ISTTA 6619 5 12 0 27 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOLBY JOSSEL 6614 5 5 0 21 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
END OF THE ROAD 6624 1 1 0 7 JUST CHILLIN (699)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FROZEN FANNY 6469 17 32 1 JUST CHILLIN 699 KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605 551
PERSONAL ADS
Hot Tub Johnny -- Sounds like a plan to me. Is your tub big enough for, oh, a dozen
or so? -- Belissa Hough
Silver -- Darn. Why don't you go line a dark cloud or something? -- Edgiles Kapp
365 Gtb4 -- Hey, why not run through some of that Just Chillin Slush and see what
THAT does to your wheels! -- Chucker Istta
If that (expletive deleted) person was a CIVILIZED Criminal, well, I'd rather deal
with a mugging. There's about ninety pages of Fine Print here, and a big whopping
unrealistic total at the end marked: account payable. That's a damned crime. --
Dortha Janetto
Trump -- And I don't even LIKE horn music. -- Dolby Jossel
Ed. -- There's a thought. But I think it would take a cherry-picker. -- Dolby Jossel
As long as they're not imaginary cherries. -- Ed.
18 December 2006
Let it be known that Buddy Lee is no longer a member of The Company of Brothers,
T.C.B. I have resigned as of 10-23-06. Thank you.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TASHELL was viciously subdued by FRIST in a 6 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
HOT TUB JOHNNY handily defeated BILBRAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KIDNERGUARDIAN dispatched FROZEN FANNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
365 GTB4 overpowered NAFISAH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
UP viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a slow 12 minute bloody uneven brawl.
TUNDRA overpowered BELISSA HOUGH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KINKY MCKINK overpowered DORTHA JANETTO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
EDGILES KAPP vanquished TRUMP in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SLUSH lost to BLOODY KINK in a 3 minute fight.
SILVER overpowered CHUCKER ISTTA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DOLBY JOSSEL beat END OF THE ROAD in a tiresome 6 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 33 - 26 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 16 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 551 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK FRIST 6578 14 7 0 115 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
TOTAL PARRY UP 6545 26 11 0 112 JUST CHILLIN (699)
PARRY-STRIKE KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605 9 3 1 95 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
LUNGING ATTACK KINKY MCKINK 6463 5 1 1 65 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
AIMED BLOW SILVER 6622 5 0 0 56 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
BASHING ATTACK EDGILES KAPP 6617 11 6 0 45 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
WALL OF STEEL BLOODY KINK 6462 4 2 0 41 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NAFISAH 6612 5 2 0 38 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FRIST 6578. The most popular warrior this turn was
FRIST 6578. The ten other most popular fighters were KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605, TASHELL
6558, EDGILES KAPP 6617, BLOODY KINK 6462, HOT TUB JOHNNY 6608, 365 GTB4 6054, TUNDRA
6573, KINKY MCKINK 6463, TRUMP 6588, and SILVER 6622.
The least popular fighter this week was UP 6545. The other ten least popular
fighters were END OF THE ROAD 6624, DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, CHUCKER ISTTA 6619, SLUSH
6580, DORTHA JANETTO 6618, BELISSA HOUGH 6620, NAFISAH 6612, FROZEN FANNY 6469,
BILBRAY 6589, and SILVER 6622.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FRIST (22-6578) THE REPUBLICANS (103)