DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 01/24/2007 Duedate: 02/06/2007 SOLVEN ARENA DM-22 TURN-552 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS TASHELL KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) (22-6558) [23-8-0,109] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader TASHELL 365 GTB4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) HOT WHEELS (686) (22-6558) [23-8-0,109] (22-6054) [6-3-0,57] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite TUNDRA DORTHA JANETTO JUST CHILLIN (699) MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) (22-6573) [12-14-2,98] (22-6618) [9-9-0,43] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 42 2. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 24 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 3. DROP THE LEASH (701) 6 Unchartered Team 4. THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 0 5. JUST CHILLIN (699) -3 HOT WHEELS (686) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 351 166 9 67.9 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 9 6 1 2/ 1*HOT WHEELS (686) 6 3 0 66.7 2/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 7 8 0 3- 3*THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 9 6 1 60.0 3/ 3 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 5 4 0 4/ 4 JUST CHILLIN (699) 201 194 17 50.9 4/ 2 JUST CHILLIN (699) 5 9 0 5/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 45 44 0 50.6 5- 5*THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) 2 0 0 6/ 5 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 492 482 27 50.5 6/ 6*HOT WHEELS (686) 2 1 0 7/ 6 DROP THE LEASH (701) 17 20 2 45.9 7/ 7 DROP THE LEASH (701) 1 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out SOLVEN to see what's new. MVP award for EDGILES KAPP? MIDDLE WAY 15's proud of him after beating SILVER and getting 19 points. Talk about yer big time losers! KIDNERGUARDIAN got smashed by KUNG-FU MASTER, and lost 18 points! HOT TUB JOHNNY thinks his 8-3-0 and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think FRIST should let HOT TUB JOHNNY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just wing this stuff. THE REPUBLICANS was the most avoided team. Is a 492-482-27 record really that scary? I don't know what KELLUMBO'S KIDS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from THE REPUBLICANS, that's fer sher. Can JUST CHILLIN's UP be more popular than me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? People were asking me did NAFISAH REALLY challenge BELISSA HOUGH? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but BELISSA HOUGH wants me to write about it since she won victory over NAFISAH. Satisfied? What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do? Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TASHELL 6558 23 8 0 109 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TUNDRA 6573 12 14 2 98 JUST CHILLIN (699) UP 6545 26 12 0 94 JUST CHILLIN (699) HOT TUB JOHNNY 6608 8 3 0 92 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BILBRAY 6589 11 6 1 85 THE REPUBLICANS (103) KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605 9 4 1 77 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) JAMMER 6261 8 3 0 75 DROP THE LEASH (701) ULTRA FAITH 6360 6 2 2 67 DROP THE LEASH (701) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -KINKY MCKINK 6463 5 1 1 65 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) EDGILES KAPP 6617 12 6 0 64 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) BELISSA HOUGH 6620 11 7 0 64 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 365 GTB4 6054 6 3 0 57 HOT WHEELS (686) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DORTHA JANETTO 6618 9 9 0 43 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) SILVER 6622 5 1 0 42 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) SLUSH 6580 8 12 1 41 JUST CHILLIN (699) -BLOODY KINK 6462 4 2 0 41 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732) NAFISAH 6612 5 3 0 34 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHUCKER ISTTA 6619 6 12 0 30 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) TRUMP 6588 6 11 0 29 THE REPUBLICANS (103) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOLBY JOSSEL 6614 6 5 0 23 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) END OF THE ROAD 6624 1 2 0 5 JUST CHILLIN (699) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? C'MON 6626 0 1 0 DROP THE LEASH 701 SPYMASTER 405 552 NONE WHY 6625 0 1 0 DROP THE LEASH 701 DARK CHAMPION 407 552 NONE FROZEN FANNY 6469 17 32 1 JUST CHILLIN 699 KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605 551 PERSONAL ADS Tundra -- I had an idea you should be flat? And squishy when not frozen. You look more like a taiga to me. -- Belissa Hough P.S. Not that I'm jealous, mind! If you want to do "contour," well, it's your choice, right? Kinky Mckink -- A left-handed neuter golem? That's WAAAAY too kinky for me! -- Dortha Janetto P.S. I also don't like it when the Infirmarian starts assessing my "spare-part value," and I hope you had nothing to do with THAT! Trump -- Oh, let's not kid ourselves here. I was laughing. Practically hysterical with it. -- Edgiles Kapp Silver -- Well, at least you don't waste any time. -- Chucker Istta the resigned End of the Road -- Horrid concept, glad it isn't for me. NOR, for you. Didn't want that on my head, either. Go and prosper and all that stuff. -- Dolby Jossel Our congratulations to Frist, who made it out alive. -- the Middle Way Ed. -- Well...maybe a little illusory. Sort of like negative numbers, but not like the square root of negative numbers. -- Dolby Jossel True, the roots of negative numbers aren't square at all; they only look that way. -- Ed. 24 January 2007 The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus. We propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena. This would not impact the top rankings or title match. Any managers who never got his fill or shot at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option. We believe it might spark some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers. If interested, speak up in the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know. This could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated. What say you, managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends.... LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS C'MON was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. WHY was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. HOT TUB JOHNNY was handily defeated by FRIST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. TASHELL slimly won victory over UP in a 26 minute veteran's Challenge Title contest. NAFISAH was devastated by BELISSA HOUGH in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. KIDNERGUARDIAN was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute match. TUNDRA devastated JAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided competition. BILBRAY handily defeated 365 GTB4 in a 1 minute uneven melee. ULTRA FAITH vanquished SLUSH in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel. SILVER was overpowered by EDGILES KAPP in a 1 minute one-sided fight. CHUCKER ISTTA slimly won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 5 minute gory bout. TRUMP was demolished by DORTHA JANETTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. DOLBY JOSSEL subdued END OF THE ROAD in a unpopular 4 minute master vs. novice match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 - 0 100 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 6 - 0 63 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 1 59 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 24 - 0 56 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 17 - 0 53 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 11 - 1 45 | |AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 10 - 0 38 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 0 31 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 552 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY TASHELL 6558 23 8 0 109 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) STRIKING ATTACK HOT TUB JOHNNY 6608 8 3 0 92 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) PARRY-STRIKE KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605 9 4 1 77 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) SLASHING ATTACK ULTRA FAITH 6360 6 2 2 67 DROP THE LEASH (701) BASHING ATTACK EDGILES KAPP 6617 12 6 0 64 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) LUNGING ATTACK 365 GTB4 6054 6 3 0 57 HOT WHEELS (686) AIMED BLOW SILVER 6622 5 1 0 42 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) PARRY-RIPOSTE NAFISAH 6612 5 3 0 34 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is TUNDRA 6573. The most popular warrior this turn was DORTHA JANETTO 6618. The ten other most popular fighters were BELISSA HOUGH 6620, ULTRA FAITH 6360, HOT TUB JOHNNY 6608, EDGILES KAPP 6617, NAFISAH 6612, KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605, TUNDRA 6573, BILBRAY 6589, CHUCKER ISTTA 6619, and TRUMP 6588. The least popular fighter this week was UP 6545. The other ten least popular fighters were TASHELL 6558, END OF THE ROAD 6624, DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, SILVER 6622, SLUSH 6580, 365 GTB4 6054, JAMMER 6261, WHY 6625, C'MON 6626, and TRUMP 6588. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: FRIST (22-6578) THE REPUBLICANS (103)