DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/18/2007    Duedate: 05/01/2007

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-558

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EXECRATOR
WILD OATS (479)
(22-5579) [13-6-3,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOT TUB JOHNNY                 POSITION IS EMPTY
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)          
(22-6608) [13-3-0,137]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BILBRAY                        TRUMP
THE REPUBLICANS (103)          THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6589) [13-10-1,92]         (22-6588) [10-13-0,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE REPUBLICANS (103)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WILD OATS (479)             69
2. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)         20      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)       19      Unchartered Team
4. HOT WHEELS (686)             0
5. DROP THE LEASH (701)         0      BEASTMEN (443)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)    369 176 10 67.7   1/ 1 THE REPUBLICANS (103)     8  6 2
 2- 2 HOT WHEELS (686)           8   5  0 61.5   2/ 3 WILD OATS (479)           7  3 2
 3/ 3 WILD OATS (479)          259 245 22 51.4   3/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       7  8 0
 4/ 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103)    508 495 29 50.6   4/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)     6  7 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       58  61  0 48.7   5- 5 HOT WHEELS (686)          1  0 0
 6- 6 DROP THE LEASH (701)      18  22  3 45.0   6- 6 DROP THE LEASH (701)      1  2 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     "It's infamous!"  Ardane, spy reporter for Andorak, scowled and drew back his
arm to throw his goblet through the window at the crowd outside.  Then paused to
drain the contents before resuming the about-to-throw-it position.
     "Now, now, it isn't THAT bad."  Desiree of Darkholm, always the voice of sweet
reason at these meetings, laid a hand on his, smiled, and guided the goblet back to
the table.  "It's just a little mistake, you know."
     "Ha!"  Debby Tonte of Free Blades stabbed viciously into her drink with an
umbrella.  "That's easy for YOU to say.  The Delarquans aren't complaining."
     "Of course not."  Galen of Talahya looked faintly envious as she pulled a chunk
of pineapple out of her glass and began to nibble it.  "That's because the Delarquans
are THE Masters of Kung-Fu."
     "You think some managers are complaining," Olaf Modeen said, "you should hear
what the GLADIATORS are saying.  All these rumors about the Aimed Blows having
'special enhancements'..." he shook his head.  "I know it isn't true, you know it
isn't true, the top managers know it isn't true--"
     "Of course it isn't true!"  Ketchum, spy reporter for Crysalis, matched scowls
with Ardane and said, "If ANY one style was going to get a special enhancement, it
should be--"
     "Not now, Ketch," Olaf said.  "Nobody gets, nobody has gotten, nobody WILL get,
special enhancements.  That's always been the rule, and we all know how the Greywand
hates changes.  The real problem--"
     "Try telling that to some of the managers," Debby muttered, peering into her
glass for more fruit.  "They don't want to hear it.  Every time I turn around, some
manager is claiming that someone got a special change and, you know, HE didn't and
it's all unfair."
     "The REAL problem," Olaf said firmly, over-riding her voice, "is explaining to
all the second-rate Aimed Blows why they haven't received any of these 'special
enhancements' they keep hearing about."
     "There aren't any special enhancements," Ardane growled.  "None.  Just managers
who noticed that the Kung-Fu Master is a lot more dangerous than anyone expected, and
have put YEARS into the study of Kung-Fu and learned how to really USE it for their
own gladiators."
     "Saved a lot on weapons, too," Ketchum murmured.
     "But people keep complaining," Debby Tonte said.  She fished one last piece of
fruit out of her glass and stared at it dubiously.
     "There WERE no special enhancements," Olaf said.  "There ARE no special
enhancements.  There WILL BE no special enhancements.  It's all a matter of deep
study and skilled management."
     "Like anyone's going to believe that!"
     "They have no choice," Ketchum said.  "If no 'special enhancements' were given
out, then none can be taken back.  It is the way it is.  What's the point in
complaining because the sun rises in the east?"

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Wish you all could have been in the stands to see last turn's title fight.  It was an
epic battle.  My maul against scum Tashell's plate armor.  Can you believe that my
maul broke in the second minute?  Good thing I brought a back up hatchet and hacked
up Tashell.  I hope to be back next turn, but who knows--there are a lot of
challengers with a lot more experience.  Until next time, keep beating the scum of
our arena.

                            Your Duelmaster,
                                  Bilbray

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for BIRDBRAIN, who pummelled TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE, to 
pocket 16 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, CHUCKER ISTTA was 
winsome, after beating KIDNERGUARDIAN and seeing him lose 8 points.  Now I can't 
insult EXECRATOR, as she has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new 
Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in SOLVEN is 
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of KELLUMBO'S KIDS, alone and unchallenged.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of THE REPUBLICANS, so did that sorry 
team shy from KELLUMBO'S KIDS If challenges were horses, TRUMP could open up a fast 
food joint!  As a confidence booster, HOT TUB JOHNNY challenged BELISSA HOUGH, down 
27 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, HOT TUB JOHNNY?  
Warriors of SOLVEN!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of 
HOT TUB JOHNNY?  Take heed SOLVEN, of the unprincipled action of TASHELL.  By 
challenging TRUMP, 23 points below her, TASHELL besmirches the noble art of dueling.  
TASHELL won victory over TRUMP.  The whole thing leaves a bitter memory.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Do not despair!  I 
shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXECRATOR 5579               13   6  3   114       WILD OATS (479)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT TUB JOHNNY 6608          13   3  0   137       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
-ULTRA FAITH 6360              7   2  3   105       DROP THE LEASH (701)
 TASHELL 6558                 27  10  0   101       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 BELISSA HOUGH 6620           14  10  0    92       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 BILBRAY 6589                 13  10  1    92       THE REPUBLICANS (103)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRUMP 6588                   10  13  0    83       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-365 GTB4 6054                 8   5  0    76       HOT WHEELS (686)
-JAMMER 6261                   8   3  0    75       DROP THE LEASH (701)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUCKER ISTTA 6619            9  15  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 EDGILES KAPP 6617            15   9  0    64       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605          11   8  1    54       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 NAFISAH 6612                  9   5  0    54       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 DOLBY JOSSEL 6614             9   8  0    38       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIULIANI 6633                 3   1  0    32       THE REPUBLICANS (103)
 DUNCAN HUNTER 6634            3   1  1    25       THE REPUBLICANS (103)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIRDBRAIN 6641                1   0  0    16       WILD OATS (479)
 SIMPLETON 6639                1   0  0    15       WILD OATS (479)
 MASOCHIST 6640                1   0  0    15       WILD OATS (479)
 JOSEPHINE 6637                1   0  0    11       WILD OATS (479)
 GALLANTINS MORIK 6650         0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SILVER 6622            8  2 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 676   ULTRA FAITH 6360      556         
FORBRAN LEUW 6630      1  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 15 747     MCCAIN 6628           557 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nafisah -- You see?  Explain to your manager that sometimes a down-challenge isn't
enough to ensure you a win, eh? -- Chucker Istta

P.S.  Besides, you've got a tricky style.  That's always, ah...tricky.
P.P.S.  A pox upon all insurance agents.  Once you get out of the Infirmary, let's
run a pogrom on 'em.  I'll help.

Trump -- (disdainfully)  I don't do the fancy kinds of card games.  Just plain poker.
Very different matter. -- Belissa Hough

A Visiting Orc?  What the heck?  He wouldn't show me his invitation, so I figured he
was a gate crasher, and I crashed HIM good.  Ha. -- Edgiles Kapp
P.S.  I don't want to be, you know, bigoted or anything, but I really don't LIKE
orcs.  They make me feel skinny and wimpy, and I'm NOT.

Guiliani -- It's that cursed "lucky number," you've got.  At least, I hope so.  I'd
hate to think it was ME.  Sure, I'm not perfect, but I'm devilishly attractive and
charismatic, and that should count for something, shouldn't it? -- Dolby Jossel

McCain -- I hate it when stuff like this happens.  It just RUINS my day. -- Ghost of
Forbran Leuw

Jorja -- Thanks for the welcome.  I know of the Sand Dancers, of course, but can't
recall any ripper conversation.  Look me up at a Face and we'll hoist a few to...
anything you like!  Good luck. -- Cadmus

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOT TUB JOHNNY devastated BELISSA HOUGH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TASHELL outwaited TRUMP in a exciting 8 minute expert's Challenge battle.
KIDNERGUARDIAN was defeated by CHUCKER ISTTA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
NAFISAH devastated GIULIANI in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
BILBRAY was demolished by EXECRATOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
EDGILES KAPP vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
DUNCAN HUNTER was overcome by DOLBY JOSSEL in a 2 minute beginner vs. expert fight.
JOSEPHINE vanquished GALLANTINS MORIK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SIMPLETON overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MASOCHIST outlasted SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a tiresome 7 minute fight.
BIRDBRAIN overcame TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW         9 -   4 -  1      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  20 -  5      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  16 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  16 -  2      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 558 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EXECRATOR 5579             13   6  3  114 WILD OATS (479)
TOTAL PARRY      TASHELL 6558               27  10  0  101 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
BASHING ATTACK   EDGILES KAPP 6617          15   9  0   64 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
PARRY-STRIKE     KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605        11   8  1   54 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NAFISAH 6612                9   5  0   54 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BILBRAY 6589.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TRUMP 6588.  The ten other most popular fighters were TASHELL 6558, 
KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605, CHUCKER ISTTA 6619, NAFISAH 6612, EDGILES KAPP 6617, JOSEPHINE 
6637, BIRDBRAIN 6641, HOT TUB JOHNNY 6608, EXECRATOR 5579, and DUNCAN HUNTER 6634.

The least popular fighter this week was MASOCHIST 6640.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GALLANTINS MORIK 6650, GIULIANI 6633, BELISSA HOUGH 6620, BILBRAY 6589, 
SIMPLETON 6639, DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, DUNCAN HUNTER 6634, EXECRATOR 5579, HOT TUB JOHNNY 
6608, and BIRDBRAIN 6641.

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed 
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by May 1 will be deleted.  If you have questions 
about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI