DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/27/2007 Duedate: 07/10/2007
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-563
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TRUMP
THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6588) [12-16-0,90]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TRUMP POSITION IS EMPTY
THE REPUBLICANS (103)
(22-6588) [12-16-0,90]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TRUMP CRACKHEAD
THE REPUBLICANS (103) CRY HAVOC (749)
(22-6588) [12-16-0,90] (22-6652) [7-4-0,86]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CRY HAVOC (749) 37
2. WILD OATS (479) 28 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 11 Unchartered Team
4. THE REPUBLICANS (103) 10
5. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 2 BOINAY BOINERS (356)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 4-LETTER CURSE WOR (663) 11 4 1 73.3 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 11 4 1
2/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 386 183 11 67.8 2/ 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 6 9 0
3/ 3 CRY HAVOC (749) 24 17 0 58.5 3- 2 4-LETTER CURSE WOR (663) 5 2 1
4/ 4 WILD OATS (479) 266 254 22 51.2 4/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 5 10 0
5/ 5 THE REPUBLICANS (103) 518 510 29 50.4 5/ 5 WILD OATS (479) 3 4 0
6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 69 75 1 47.9 6/ 7 CRY HAVOC (749) 3 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
SOLVEN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. And if variety is the spice of life,
SOLVEN may be getting bland, as TASHELL stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their
fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. SOLVEN, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
4-LETTER CURSE WORDS the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say.
And it looks like CRY HAVOC avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, DOLBY JOSSEL was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Now look at
this. HOT TUB JOHNNY challenged down 23 against THE REPUBLICANS' TRUMP. What a
weasel! And sorry to say, HOT TUB JOHNNY subdued TRUMP, leaving a bad feeling with
the crowd. I think exploitive snob is the term I'm looking for. Now here's guts and
stupidity all rolled into one, JACKSON challenged up 32 to take on CHUCKER ISTTA of
MIDDLE WAY 15. Not that I'm surprised or anything, but JACKSON was subdued by
CHUCKER ISTTA, leaving the latter lower for recognition points. I guess I can give a
little credit to CRACKHEAD of CRY HAVOC for challenging up by 20 to BELISSA HOUGH.
CRACKHEAD won to get 86 points of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Gee, KELLUMBO'S KIDS, ain't it past due
for sending KIDNERGUARDIAN Dark Arena? What took ol' '13-10-2' so long? Hope? Ha
ha aha ha! We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up
with you sooner that later?
What does the SOLVEN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I
must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRUMP 6588 12 16 0 90 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAFISAH 6612 13 6 0 86 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CRACKHEAD 6652 7 4 0 86 CRY HAVOC (749)
-SHUX 5788 7 2 0 86 4-LETTER CURSE WORDS (663)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELISSA HOUGH 6620 16 13 0 64 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
EDGILES KAPP 6617 16 13 0 63 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
CHUCKER ISTTA 6619 12 17 0 59 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
DUNCAN HUNTER 6634 7 2 1 59 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIMPLETON 6639 3 1 0 48 WILD OATS (479)
BIRDBRAIN 6641 4 2 0 44 WILD OATS (479)
-SHOOT 5786 3 0 1 44 4-LETTER CURSE WORDS (663)
DOLBY JOSSEL 6614 10 12 0 42 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MASOCHIST 6640 2 2 0 32 WILD OATS (479)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACKSON 6649 3 2 0 22 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
GIULIANI 6633 4 5 0 17 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
BULLDOZER 6661 1 1 0 14 CRY HAVOC (749)
HELADIKA NOE 6666 1 0 0 14 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
-JOSEPHINE 6637 1 1 0 8 WILD OATS (479)
RED STATE 6657 1 4 0 7 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
ROMNEY 6662 1 1 0 4 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
-FRIK 6663 1 0 0 3 4-LETTER CURSE WORDS (663)
WEAK LINK 6665 0 2 0 2 CRY HAVOC (749)
-DARN 5790 0 1 0 1 4-LETTER CURSE WORDS (663)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605 13 11 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 676 MASTER KAYR VAILL 406 563 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GALLANTINS MORIK 6650 3 2 1 MIDDLE WAY 15 747 SHOOT 5786 562
MAYBE 665 6664 0 1 0 WILD OATS 479 STONE GOLEM 409 563 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Judge -- Thank you. It's good to be "home." -- Cadmus
Mgr. 4-Letter Curse Words -- While I have long admired your work, I don't think I've
ever known your name. Care to introduce yourself? -- Cadmus, mgr. Wild Oats, 82's
Locals, etc.
Duncan Hunter -- Dumb challenge, huh? -- Birdbrain
Dolby Jossel -- No need for a rubber match. Even if it lit, it would stink. --
Simpleton
P.S. Jumpin' gigolo!
Edgiles Kapp -- Beaten senseless and sent to the infirmary; my kind of day. --
Masochist
P.S. Peanut vendors? The wave? Dancing Homer?
Hot Tub Johnny -- If a downchallenge victory is what it takes to get you out of here,
I'm all for it. -- Belissa Hough
Shoot -- I was just saying your name, not giving you an order! Gods, that was
horrid! I hope I never have to experience the like again. -- Ghost of Gallantins
Morik
Shux -- Ma'am, your name says it all. But now that we've put that unpleasant
interlude behind us, how about dinner? I know a quiet restaurant, low lights, a
little music, really fine food.... You on? -- Edgiles Kapp
Duncan Hunter --Well, FINE. Go hunt something! Or dunk it, I don't care. Donuts?
Hmm, now that isn't a bad idea at all. I wonder what's in the cupboard? -- Dolby
Jossel, having hungry thoughts
These Happy Peasants in the arena really freak me out. What are they DOING there?
Why are they happy about it? Is this the mask for some cult? -- Chucker Istta
P.S. The way he kept grinning just gave me the willies.
Our congratulations to Tashell and Hot Tub Johnny. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KIDNERGUARDIAN was butchered by MASTER KAYR VAILL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAYBE 665 was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
HOT TUB JOHNNY demolished TRUMP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
CRACKHEAD devastated BELISSA HOUGH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BIRDBRAIN overpowered DOLBY JOSSEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JACKSON was devastated by CHUCKER ISTTA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TASHELL viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute mismatched match.
NAFISAH overcame EDGILES KAPP in a action packed 1 minute melee.
DUNCAN HUNTER vanquished CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
GIULIANI won victory over WEAK LINK in a 2 minute fight.
RED STATE was overpowered by BULLDOZER in a 1 minute uneven match.
ROMNEY was overpowered by HELADIKA NOE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 16 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 AIMED BLOW 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 12 - 4 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 26 - 5 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 14 - 1 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 563 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE NAFISAH 6612 13 6 0 86 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
STRIKING ATTACK CRACKHEAD 6652 7 4 0 86 CRY HAVOC (749)
BASHING ATTACK EDGILES KAPP 6617 16 13 0 63 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
LUNGING ATTACK DUNCAN HUNTER 6634 7 2 1 59 THE REPUBLICANS (103)
AIMED BLOW BIRDBRAIN 6641 4 2 0 44 WILD OATS (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TRUMP 6588. The most popular warrior this turn was
MAYBE 665 6664. The ten other most popular fighters were CRACKHEAD 6652, BIRDBRAIN
6641, NAFISAH 6612, DUNCAN HUNTER 6634, WEAK LINK 6665, GIULIANI 6633, BULLDOZER
6661, CHUCKER ISTTA 6619, EDGILES KAPP 6617, and RED STATE 6657.
The least popular fighter this week was ROMNEY 6662. The other ten least popular
fighters were JACKSON 6649, DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, BELISSA HOUGH 6620, TRUMP 6588,
KIDNERGUARDIAN 6605, HELADIKA NOE 6666, RED STATE 6657, EDGILES KAPP 6617, CHUCKER
ISTTA 6619, and BULLDOZER 6661.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
TASHELL (22-6558) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
HOT TUB JOHNNY (22-6608) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)