DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/26/2007 Duedate: 01/08/2008
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-576
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JACKSON
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6649) [16-2-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JACKSON POSITION IS EMPTY
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6649) [16-2-0,118]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JACKSON ANTHON
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6649) [16-2-0,118] (22-6693) [3-1-1,60]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 37
2. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 20 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. PROJECT MAYHEM (714) 0 Unchartered Team
STARCRAFT (625)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 429 205 15 67.7 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 14 1 2
2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 99 110 3 47.4 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 4 11 0
3- 3*PROJECT MAYHEM (714) 8 10 0 44.4 3- 3*PROJECT MAYHEM (714) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 290): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 583): DIRK DARKBLADE of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 582): SCRUFF of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 575): JACKSON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 572): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 571): FLEX of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 569): PIKE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 564): NULN of I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 534): TRIANGLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 525): FORANDIN of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 516): MICK JAGGER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 238): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 418): NO WAY! of SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (Manager, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 192): OBSESSION of SCENT OF A WOMAN (The Sentinel, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 468): LUCIAS CLAY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 290): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 583): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 582): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 575): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 572): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 571): AMAZONS (?, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 569): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 564): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 534): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 525): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 516): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 238): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 417): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 192): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 468): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 583): JACKHAMMER of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 569): PIKE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 563): DR TRINAIRE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 524): VALGARD of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 516): JUANITA of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 237): SHY ANN of SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 417): LENALGIRE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ahhh, seventeen down, two to go. When I TC the Adept's tourney at the next mail in,
I'll be sure to thank Chucker in my speech. Just two more, big guy, and then it is
time for a few months rest. Just two more....
I am, and continue to be, your freak duelmaster.
-- Jackson
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. SOLVEN needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for ANTHON?
KELLUMBO'S KIDS' proud of him after beating DOLBY JOSSEL and getting 18 points. This
Duelmaster is like something else! JACKSON stopped CHUCKER ISTTA dead in his tracks!
Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. Like, is IO OLDEND popular, or what? She was challenged the most
in all of SOLVEN! She's got a 8-4-1, is that good? JEROME must not be a good enough
fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged IO OLDEND. 10 is a big difference.
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought JEROME showed great skill and promise
when he was bested by IO OLDEND. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACKSON 6649 16 2 0 118 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IO OLDEND 6673 8 4 1 85 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
CHUCKER ISTTA 6619 17 25 0 76 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
JEROME 6675 10 1 0 71 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOLBY JOSSEL 6614 13 22 0 61 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
ANTHON 6693 3 1 1 60 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONDRIC 6694 4 0 1 47 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIPSTICK 6686 4 3 1 32 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688 4 3 1 30 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
-ZERO COOL 6310 4 1 0 30 PROJECT MAYHEM (714)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUDER THAN YOU 6309 3 2 0 23 PROJECT MAYHEM (714)
-MARY JANE 6308 1 4 0 18 PROJECT MAYHEM (714)
GARBIN MOORIS 6700 1 1 0 7 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
-VOODOO SKULL 6425 0 1 0 7 PROJECT MAYHEM (714)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FALISHA LORMIN 6692 2 1 0 MIDDLE WAY 15 747 DONDRIC 6694 574
PERSONAL ADS
Dolby -- Hehe, it just gets closer and closer every time we fight. I especially
enjoyed the little jab with the fist to your head. I'll be challenging Oldend this
turn, so enjoy beating up on poor little Anthon. -- Jerome
Anthon! You're up, punk! Get in there, with all three of your fights, and see what
you can do against Dolby and her 34 fights. -- Kellumbo
P.S. Hehe, has there ever been a bigger fe difference in basic?
Chawlie -- It is about time one of the Kids finally beat you. -- Anthon
Fratsfan Noble and Friendly Constable -- It is good to see you stand ins got the memo
that you are not supposed to win. Much better. -- DK
Jackson -- Sweet thing, you are NEVER a freak. Do not think of yourself that way.
You're a beautiful, skilled, intelligent woman, always paying attention, and one of
my better students. -- Chucker Istta
P.S. Unfortunately, you seem to have left me without a leg to stand on!
Jerome -- (heavy sigh) I really need to meet WOMEN around here. I don't mind
playing poker with you, that twitch of your eyebrow is a perfect tell, but I want to
date a WOMAN. Dinner, dancing, a little cuddling, you know? Put your mind to it and
introduce me to someone. -- Dolby Jossel
Kung-Fu? Bah, that isn't my shtick. I'm a slice-and-dice type. Or hack and slash,
as the case might be. Minced Kung-Fu Master, what a rush, eh? -- Io Oldend
Anthon -- Well, listen, it's like this. You get a win from me just to welcome you to
the arena, okay? And then you LOSE every fight you're matched with me. Pay
attention, remember this. -- Chawlie Istta
That Beggar was NOT Polite. Not even a whisker of polite. -- Garbin Mooris
Jerome -- Sure. Let's get past the holiday season first. Maybe turn 577? -- Dolby
Jossel
P.S. Make sure to remind me!
Kellumbo -- That kind of thing happens. Considering how many gladiators I'm running,
I get relatively few deaths. I can stand it. -- Jorja
Kellumbo -- We get bored doing it the same old way all the time. -- Arenamaster Kayr
22 December 2007
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JEROME was bested by IO OLDEND in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
LIPSTICK devastated GARBIN MOORIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACKSON handily defeated CHUCKER ISTTA in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
DOLBY JOSSEL was viciously subdued by ANTHON in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
DONDRIC devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory uneven brawl.
CHAWLIE ISTTA devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 4 - 2 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 11 - 2 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 19 - 0 21 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 576 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JACKSON 6649 16 2 0 118 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
SLASHING ATTACK IO OLDEND 6673 8 4 1 85 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
BASHING ATTACK JEROME 6675 10 1 0 71 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
LUNGING ATTACK DONDRIC 6694 4 0 1 47 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JACKSON 6649. The most popular warrior this turn
was ANTHON 6693. The ten other most popular fighters were LIPSTICK 6686, JACKSON
6649, CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688, IO OLDEND 6673, DONDRIC 6694, JEROME 6675, CHUCKER ISTTA
6619, DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, GARBIN MOORIS 6700, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was GARBIN MOORIS 6700. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, CHUCKER ISTTA 6619, JEROME 6675, DONDRIC
6694, IO OLDEND 6673, CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688, JACKSON 6649, LIPSTICK 6686, ANTHON 6693,
and 0.