DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/23/2008    Duedate: 02/05/2008

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-578

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IO OLDEND
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
(22-6673) [10-4-1,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IO OLDEND                      POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            
(22-6673) [10-4-1,94]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JEROME                         ULTRA FAITH
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)          DROP THE LEASH (701)
(22-6675) [11-2-0,60]          (22-6360) [8-3-3,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DROP THE LEASH (701)        24
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)        6      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
3. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)         -1      Unchartered Team

                                        (173)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)    434 209 15 67.5   1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)     9  5 0
 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      104 115  3 47.5   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       7  8 0
 3/ 0 DROP THE LEASH (701)      21  25  3 45.7   3/ 0 DROP THE LEASH (701)      2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 291): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 585): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 584): SCRUFF of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 577): JACKSON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 574): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 573): FLEX of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 571): MOLDRAUN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 566): JACK STRAW of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 536): TRIANGLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 527): LORIMINA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 518): MICK JAGGER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 239): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 420): ELEPHANT DUNG of WILD KINGDOM (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 193): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 470): VAJRA VALMEJAR of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 291): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 585): DEADMAN'S HAND (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 584): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 577): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 574): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 573): AMAZONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 571): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 566): GOTHIC (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 536): FRENETIC CREED (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 527): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 518): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 239): FIRE INC. (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 420): THE EXILED ONES (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 192): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 470): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 585): FARSHOT of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
                   (turn 584): DIRK DARKBLADE of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 583): BWUCE REE of FOREIGN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 536): TRIANGLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 526): FORANDIN of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 516): JUANITA of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 518): MICK JAGGER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 239): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt SOLVEN will ever be the same.  And let's see, PEWTER fought GARBIN MOORIS and 
gained 13 points and contributed to DROP THE LEASH's 2-1-0.  GARBIN MOORIS has lost 
to PEWTER, falling 10 points, while helping make MIDDLE WAY 15 a 2-3-0 turn.  Due to 
hers absence and inability to defend the throne, JACKSON has lost the title of 
Duelmaster.  And all eyes were on IO OLDEND this turn as she ascended to the throne 
of Duelmaster.  SOLVEN has a new victor!  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard 
from unimpeachable sources that The Victory Tavern uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  Well, sports fans, take notice 
that IO OLDEND from MIDDLE WAY 15 was SOLVEN's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that SOLVEN has 
more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in SOLVEN and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in SOLVEN again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IO OLDEND 6673               10   4  1    94       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACKSON 6649                 17   2  0   123       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 ULTRA FAITH 6360              8   3  3    91       DROP THE LEASH (701)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOLBY JOSSEL 6614            15  22  0    83       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 CHUCKER ISTTA 6619           17  27  0    78       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
-JAMMER 6261                   8   3  0    75       DROP THE LEASH (701)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONDRIC 6694                  6   0  1    63       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 ANTHON 6693                   3   3  1    63       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 JEROME 6675                  11   2  0    60       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIPSTICK 6686                 5   4  1    30       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
 PEWTER 6647                   2   0  0    30       DROP THE LEASH (701)
 CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688            4   5  1    26       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARBIN MOORIS 6700            2   2  0     9       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AMENDS 6611             0  1 0 DROP THE LEASH 701   SPYMASTER             578  NONE
FALISHA LORMIN 6692     2  1 0 MIDDLE WAY 15 747    DONDRIC 6694          574  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Anthon -- Listen, bub, you really dropped the ball on this.  I was demonstrating some
of my BEST skills, and you WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.  Because if you HAD been paying
attention, you would have learned more.  No two ways about that. -- Io Oldend
P.S.  Odd, I would have expected you to drop some of that inflated rating with your
loss.  Oh, well, the ways of the Commission are inscrutable, and none of us can ever
hope to unscrew the inscrutable.
P.P.S.  Although a really big pipe wrench might help.

Jackson -- Sweetheart!  I love the way you knock me off my feet and, as they say,
"jump my bones."  But not in the ARENA, please!  Some things are better done in
privacy.  Come around tonight and I'll show you some...some more, I mean. -- Chucker
Istta

Jerome -- Whoa!  Looks like you've got a serious problem with your weapon.  To lack
the Deftness for that, well, it looks like you are TOTALLY screwed.  How did you
manage your record? -- Dolby Jossel

Lipstick -- Wow, that was AMAZING.  I wouldn't mind doing that again, say in the
alley behind the arena tonight?  But, ah, I'll have to take my shirt off.  Io--she
does all our laundry, and complains about it WAY too much since it IS properly a
woman's job--she says if I get, you know, lipstick on my shirt, she won't wash it. --
Chawlie Istta

Polite Beggar, eh?  Not well named, but still a pleasant encounter.  As arena
encounters go. -- Garbin Mooris

Jerome -- Oh, gods, I COMPLETELY forgot about that special match.  I had it set up (I
think) so I had the right if-challenged weapon, but I didn't do a THING with my
regular weapon.  Do you want to try this again, with me paying more attention and
maybe even (deep breath) changing weapons for a regular match? -- Dolby the
Remorseful Jossel

15 January 2008
                                 Order of Lost Souls

     Where there is a beginning, there is an end.  Where there is a whole, there is a
part.  Where there is light, there is dark.  All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
     Many a person has walked this land in one form or another.  Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows?  Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place.  Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
     Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure.  Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others.  They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge.  They are flesh and blood of one sort of another.  They cast a shadow as
all things living do.  Blood courses through their veins.
     These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere.  Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others.  These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold.  For not even time can find those that
are truly lost.  Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games.  In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other.  It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been.  LIFE.
     A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land.  The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
     A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other.  They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch.  The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change.  No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped.  Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole.  A discussion ensued between them.  They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing.  Then
came the next thought.  If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
     The group settled down to think things through.  They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept.  They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones.  If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
     This was how it began and how it still is.  The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began.  The original members numbered six.  They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch.  These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them.  Through blood and
death they lived through others.  One day hoping to live for themselves.  For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AMENDS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHUCKER ISTTA was viciously subdued by ULTRA FAITH in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DOLBY JOSSEL subdued ANTHON in a 2 minute uneven fight.
IO OLDEND devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
JEROME overpowered CHAWLIE ISTTA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LIPSTICK was devastated by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DONDRIC devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
PEWTER overpowered GARBIN MOORIS in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW         9 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   2 -  1      78  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   9 -  1      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  19 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 578 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  IO OLDEND 6673             10   4  1   94 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
LUNGING ATTACK   DONDRIC 6694                6   0  1   63 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
BASHING ATTACK   JEROME 6675                11   2  0   60 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JEROME 6675.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ULTRA FAITH 6360.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, ANTHON 
6693, JEROME 6675, DONDRIC 6694, PEWTER 6647, AMENDS 6611, CHUCKER ISTTA 6619, IO 
OLDEND 6673, CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688, and LIPSTICK 6686.

The least popular fighter this week was GARBIN MOORIS 6700.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LIPSTICK 6686, CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688, IO OLDEND 6673, CHUCKER 
ISTTA 6619, AMENDS 6611, PEWTER 6647, DONDRIC 6694, JEROME 6675, ANTHON 6693, and 
DOLBY JOSSEL 6614.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 47 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                   LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) of CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
                    LORD KRONOS (11-6111) of MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
                         NATAS (11-6531) of DO IT AGAIN (565)
                      TOTTI (17-5991) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407)
                 SIXTH SICK SHIEK (18-2940) of TONGUE TWISTERS (265)
                    SOLSBURY HILL (18-8558) of STREET PIZZA (106)
                        CAFFREY'S (21-4748) of REAL BEER (424)
                         LEE (30-4255) of LHI'S ANGELS (406)
                    PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) of MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
                      OBERON (31-6133) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
                  PADISHAR CREEL (36-2208) of BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
                      BLUE-GREY (55-3370) of ALL AMERICAN (362)
                    RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) of USELESS TOOLS (345)
                       SVETLANA (57-4040) of MORDYKR KEEP (466)
                DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (447)
                  CATASTROPHE (71-6273) of THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (708)
                        BIGFACE (82-237) of RUPTURE FARMS (43)
                        SHORT-TEMER (82-980) of LIFESPAN (165)
                        FOGGED IN (82-1298) of TEMPE '99 (225)
                           SINISTER (82-3298) of EVIL (450)
                        I-10 (82-5256) of TRIP TO TEMPE (711)
                   CAL RIPPER JR (82-6799) of ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
                 TINY ARCHIBALD (82-8174) of THE POINT GUARDS (1183)
                     LARG JOHN (82-8616) of THE MUSIC MAN (1256)
                          0002 (82-13973) of JAN 2002 (2073)
                    DEIRDRE (82-15176) of TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)
                 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN (82-15292) of LUROCIANS XVII (2294)
                    TV EATS MY LIFE (82-17438) of RESCUE ME (2667)
                   FLUFFY BUNNY (82-18105) of OFFENDED SANDY (2774)
                  COLLEEN (82-18383) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
                 ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) of NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)
                    STURM PYRE (82-19644) of DARK TOADS 03A (3046)
                     BOTTACELLI (82-22958) of HER ALTEREGO (3659)
                   UNHOLY GERBIL (82-24046) of CROSS BREED! (3837)
                       HANA (82-24461) of 4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)
                    TEEVELLA (82-24954) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)
                         1001 (82-25095) of DUMB PUDS (4011)
                OPEN UP, POLICE (82-25801) of DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)
              CRACKED AND LEAKING (82-28597) of STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)
                     VAMPIRE (82-29366) of DARK TOADS 04V (4791)
                      WYVERN (82-29373) of DARK TOADS 04W (4792)
                  MEGALODON (82-32285) of DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329)
                     CONCRETE (82-33162) of LUROCIANS III (5473)
                  DESSERT (82-34664) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 (5709)
                TURNIP TORNEDO (82-35257) of GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
                            XRIS (82-36974) of WOW (6113)
                        FREAKSHOW (82-38749) of 072905O (6445)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes