DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/25/2008 Duedate: 07/08/2008
SOLVEN ARENA
DM-22 TURN-589
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DONDRIC
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6694) [14-3-1,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DONDRIC POSITION IS EMPTY
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6694) [14-3-1,120]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DONDRIC LIPSTICK
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
(22-6694) [14-3-1,120] (22-6686) [13-6-3,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 24
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 22 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
Unchartered Team
DRACONIS REX (201)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 467 223 18 67.7 1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676) 11 3 1
2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 127 146 3 46.5 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747) 6 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 297): UNHOLY TERROR of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): CHIEF SITTING BULL of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 595): STEWART of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 588): DONDRIC of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 585): MORLIN POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 584): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 581): IRIS of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 577): IRISH CREAM of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 547): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 538): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 529): GODZILLA of THE BEARS II (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 245): PAINFUL PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 431): DIMAGGIO oF 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 198): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 481): AXLY HIMSELF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 297): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 585): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 588): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 585): MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 584): BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 30 IAYE (turn 577): RED DOG GANG (Jojra, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 547): MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 538): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 529): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 245): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 431): 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 198): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 481): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 296): HAMMURABI of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): CHIEF SITTING BULL of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DELIA'S GONE of ELFQUEST (Armalias, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 594): MOLYNEUX of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 587): CHUCKER ISTTA of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 576): PRIVATE PERNA of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 547): PARTICLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, SOLVEN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see CHAWLIE ISTTA win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. And if variety is the
spice of life, SOLVEN may be getting bland, as DONDRIC stays top dog in the city.
The Victory Tavern, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get
this stuff? From SOLVEN's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. I notice GALMORTHAL challenging down 17 points to
fight JILIAN NORMAN, KELLUMBO'S KIDS doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an
insult to honor. Question now is, will SOLVEN accept this sort of tacky behavior?
GALMORTHAL beating JILIAN NORMAN. The insult, the....yech! And we have LIPSTICK in
a challenge, going down 12 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought LIPSTICK
showed great skill and promise when she bested DOLBY JOSSEL. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONDRIC 6694 14 3 1 120 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIPSTICK 6686 13 6 3 98 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOLBY JOSSEL 6614 18 30 0 84 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688 12 8 1 78 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GALMORTHAL 6712 2 1 0 32 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
HOTL MUSCHEL 6707 6 4 0 29 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
SEREPHIM 6713 3 0 1 28 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JILIAN NORMAN 6711 2 2 0 8 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
IO OLDEND 6673 11 10 1 MIDDLE WAY 15 747 LIPSTICK 6686 585 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Dondric -- You won. Good work. Do I really care? Not a lot. A little, though--
that you hold the title on a win, that I was able to teach you well. Ah, one point I
may not have stressed in teaching--when your blade rings in the middle of a fight?
Do *not* stop to answer it. Let it ring. I can't tell you how many times that has
messed up the rhythm of a fight for me. -- Chucker Istta
Lipstick -- Darned if I know why I went to the trouble of teaching you all that,
you're such a blood-thirsty wench. But there it is, I just couldn't seem to help
myself. -- Dolby Jossel
Galmorthal -- Listen, that's no way to get a date, just walk up and hit a woman.
Most of us don't like it. Especially: face, neck, forehead, neck, don't tell me you
weren't looking for a kill, buster brown. -- Jilian Norman
The Happy Peasant? Gods, I love being matched with that idiot. It's so much fun to
take the stupid grinning loon apart. -- Chawlie Istta
P.S. I wouldn't mind knowing what he smokes before the fight, though.
If that Merchant is Honest, I'll eat him. -- Hotl Muschel
P.S. Without catsup.
My apologies to readers, but there will be no Andorian spotlight today. -- the Scribe
31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on. It has been a while since the last
get together (several years). It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also. We just have to do it. All alliances are welcome. Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together. I'll even buy the first round. So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LIPSTICK viciously subdued DOLBY JOSSEL in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
GALMORTHAL vanquished JILIAN NORMAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DONDRIC overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
CHAWLIE ISTTA devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOTL MUSCHEL subdued CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute competition.
SEREPHIM devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 1 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 2 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 14 - 0 26 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 589 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DONDRIC 6694 14 3 1 120 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
SLASHING ATTACK LIPSTICK 6686 13 6 3 98 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (676)
BASHING ATTACK CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688 12 8 1 78 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DONDRIC 6694. The most popular warrior this turn
was LIPSTICK 6686. The ten other most popular fighters were GALMORTHAL 6712, DONDRIC
6694, CHAWLIE ISTTA 6688, HOTL MUSCHEL 6707, SEREPHIM 6713, DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, JILIAN
NORMAN 6711, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was JILIAN NORMAN 6711. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOLBY JOSSEL 6614, SEREPHIM 6713, HOTL MUSCHEL 6707, CHAWLIE
ISTTA 6688, DONDRIC 6694, GALMORTHAL 6712, LIPSTICK 6686, 0, 0, and 0.