DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/30/2011    Duedate: 04/12/2011

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-653

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEN OF DEATH
HENPCS (760)
(22-6814) [15-15-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEN OF DEATH                   KYNGRATH MOR
HENPCS (760)                   KAOS 2 (764)
(22-6814) [15-15-0,109]        (22-6858) [3-0-1,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LYNNIS NALL                    FEDORA LINDE
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
(22-6818) [14-14-0,70]         (22-6849) [7-8-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (758)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HENPCS (760)                64
2. KAOS 2 (764)                 6      SERPENTS HOLD (758)
3. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)        -41      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD (758)        -45
                                       KAOS 2 (764)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (758)       82  42  5 66.1   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (758)       7  6 0
 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      282 310  4 47.6   2/ 3 HENPCS (760)              7  8 0
 3/ 4*KAOS 2 (764)               3   4  1 42.9   3/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       6  9 0
 4/ 3 HENPCS (760)              64  86  3 42.7   4/ 4*KAOS 2 (764)              3  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  SOLVEN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for CRANKY 
OLD ROOSTER?  HENPCS' proud of him after beating DEJANNA KALM and getting 26 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  DEJANNA KALM got smashed by CRANKY OLD ROOSTER, and 
lost 22 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  
Oh well, welcome HEN OF DEATH.  Aren't HENPCS proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  SOLVEN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEN OF DEATH 6814            15  15  0   109       HENPCS (760)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THOME 6848                   12   0  0   117       SERPENTS HOLD (758)
 CRANKY OLD ROOSTER 6811      16  14  1    96       HENPCS (760)
 ASP 6845                      6   5  0    93       SERPENTS HOLD (758)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHICKEN GUARD 6812           14  16  0    77       HENPCS (760)
 BALISONG 6847                10   5  0    75       SERPENTS HOLD (758)
 DEJANNA KALM 6824            14  10  0    74       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 GORLON INTHUR 6794           18  17  0    71       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 LYNNIS NALL 6818             14  14  0    70       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORINE ORLES 6821            18   6  0    60       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813          10  20  1    54       HENPCS (760)
 EMBEZZLING HEN 6810           9  21  1    49       HENPCS (760)
 FEDORA LINDE 6849             7   8  0    47       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KYNGRATH MOR 6858             3   0  1    29       KAOS 2 (764)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      KYNGRATH MOR 6858     653  NONE
BYE 6862                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 758    WURM KIN              653  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jules -- You may have won the fight, well, you DID win the fight, but the fans like
to watch ME. -- Gorlon Inthur, seizing good points wherever he finds them.

Cranky Old Rooster -- I say to you, Ha!  And again, Ha!  So there. -- Dejanna Kalm

Balisong -- There are balisongs all over the place these days, and not ONE of you can
carry a tune. -- Korine Orles

Hen of Death -- I have never liked you, but at least you haven't lived up to the
fullest extent of your name. -- Lynnis Nall

Plucked Scribe -- I needed the quills, okay? -- Fedora Linde
P.S.  And the fans liked watching me pluck 'em.  Pretty good, hun?

Our congratulations to Jules. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JULES lost to HEN OF DEATH in a 1 minute expert's Title battle.
DEJANNA KALM was demolished by CRANKY OLD ROOSTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ASP devastated GORLON INTHUR in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
BALISONG was subdued by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute competition.
LYNNIS NALL devastated EMBEZZLING HEN in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
KORINE ORLES was bested by CHICKEN GUARD in a 1 minute master's match.
PLUCKED SCRIBE slimly won victory over FEDORA LINDE in a action packed 5 minute fight.
KYNGRATH MOR slaughtered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  18 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 653 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    CRANKY OLD ROOSTER 6811    16  14  1   96 HENPCS (760)
STRIKING ATTACK  ASP 6845                    6   5  0   93 SERPENTS HOLD (758)
AIMED BLOW       BALISONG 6847              10   5  0   75 SERPENTS HOLD (758)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LYNNIS NALL 6818.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FEDORA LINDE 6849.  The ten other most popular fighters were LYNNIS NALL 
6818, ASP 6845, EMBEZZLING HEN 6810, CHICKEN GUARD 6812, HEN OF DEATH 6814, CRANKY 
OLD ROOSTER 6811, PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813, BYE 6862, GORLON INTHUR 6794, and BALISONG 
6847.

The least popular fighter this week was KORINE ORLES 6821.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEJANNA KALM 6824, KYNGRATH MOR 6858, BALISONG 6847, GORLON 
INTHUR 6794, BYE 6862, PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813, CRANKY OLD ROOSTER 6811, HEN OF DEATH 
6814, CHICKEN GUARD 6812, and EMBEZZLING HEN 6810.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JULES (22-6817) SERPENTS HOLD (758)