DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/13/2011    Duedate: 04/26/2011

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-654

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ASP
SERPENTS HOLD (758)
(22-6845) [7-5-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ASP                            POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS HOLD (758)            
(22-6845) [7-5-0,108]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GORLON INTHUR                  FEDORA LINDE
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
(22-6794) [19-17-0,95]         (22-6849) [8-8-0,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (758)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD (758)         55
2. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)         31      SERPENTS HOLD (758)
3. KAOS 2 (764)                 0      Unchartered Team
4. HENPCS (760)               -38
                                       U.P.S. (665)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (758)       86  42  7 67.2   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (758)       8  4 2
 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      285 312  4 47.7   2/ 2 HENPCS (760)              7  8 0
 3- 3*KAOS 2 (764)               3   4  1 42.9   3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       6  9 0
 4/ 4 HENPCS (760)              65  90  3 41.9   4- 4*KAOS 2 (764)              2  0 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 653): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 652): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 652): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): ETNIES of RESCUE RANGERS II (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 614): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 653): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 652): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 652): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 614): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
              (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
             (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SOLVEN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see GORLON INTHUR win a fight and gain 24 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GORLON 
INTHUR beat CRANKY OLD ROOSTER and CRANKY OLD ROOSTER lost 22 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as ASP takes the 
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very 
good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't 
you, SOLVEN?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the SOLVEN arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of SOLVEN.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in 
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASP 6845                      7   5  0   108       SERPENTS HOLD (758)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THOME 6848                   12   0  0   117       SERPENTS HOLD (758)
 GORLON INTHUR 6794           19  17  0    95       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEN OF DEATH 6814            15  16  0    87       HENPCS (760)
 BALISONG 6847                11   5  0    85       SERPENTS HOLD (758)
 CHICKEN GUARD 6812           15  16  0    84       HENPCS (760)
 CRANKY OLD ROOSTER 6811      16  15  1    74       HENPCS (760)
 DEJANNA KALM 6824            14  11  0    70       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 KORINE ORLES 6821            19   6  0    68       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LYNNIS NALL 6818             14  15  0    63       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 FEDORA LINDE 6849             8   8  0    57       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813          10  21  1    52       HENPCS (760)
 EMBEZZLING HEN 6810           9  22  1    50       HENPCS (760)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KYNGRATH MOR 6858             3   0  1    29       KAOS 2 (764)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STING 6863                    1   0  1    16       SERPENTS HOLD (758)
 BURT 6864                     1   0  1    14       SERPENTS HOLD (758)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTAB        0  0 0                      BURT 6864             654  NONE
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      STING 6863            654  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cranky Old Rooster -- You probably wouldn't be much good even stewed, now that I
think about it.  To stringy. -- Dejanna Kalm
P.S.  But I'd give it a try.  Maybe with the right marinade, something could be done.

Asp -- Damned snakes. -- Gorlon Inthur

Embezzling Hen -- Shame on you! -- Lynnis Nall

Chicken Guard -- Cheese louise, you'd think I was a fox or something, the way you
carry on. -- Korine Orles

Plucked Scribe -- Your nakedness was revolting. -- Fedora Linde

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEN OF DEATH was devastated by ASP in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CRANKY OLD ROOSTER was vanquished by GORLON INTHUR in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DEJANNA KALM was subdued by CHICKEN GUARD in a 1 minute expert's fight.
LYNNIS NALL was devastated by BALISONG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KORINE ORLES overpowered EMBEZZLING HEN in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
FEDORA LINDE viciously subdued PLUCKED SCRIBE in a 2 minute bloody fight.
STING executed POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BURT assassinated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  16 -  1      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  13 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 654 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ASP 6845                    7   5  0  108 SERPENTS HOLD (758)
AIMED BLOW       BALISONG 6847              11   5  0   85 SERPENTS HOLD (758)
WALL OF STEEL    CRANKY OLD ROOSTER 6811    16  15  1   74 HENPCS (760)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GORLON INTHUR 6794.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FEDORA LINDE 6849.  The ten other most popular fighters were KORINE ORLES 
6821, ASP 6845, CHICKEN GUARD 6812, BALISONG 6847, GORLON INTHUR 6794, STING 6863, 
EMBEZZLING HEN 6810, PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813, BURT 6864, and HEN OF DEATH 6814.

The least popular fighter this week was LYNNIS NALL 6818.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEJANNA KALM 6824, CRANKY OLD ROOSTER 6811, HEN OF DEATH 6814, 
BURT 6864, PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813, EMBEZZLING HEN 6810, STING 6863, GORLON INTHUR 6794, 
BALISONG 6847, and CHICKEN GUARD 6812.

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NEBUCHADNEZZAR 5821 (122-77-0)        11  3  0         WE BE WAR FLAILS     

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THOME 6848 (12-0-0)                    7  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAWDY 6723 (0-0-0)                    10  3  0         OF WOLF AND MAN 4    

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KYNGRATH MOR 6858 (3-0-1)              9  3  2         KAOS 2               
IN THE BUSHES 6587 (1-0-0)             5  3  0         B.B. NEWSBOY         

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAULT LIQUOR 6728 (1-1-0)              2  3  0         MAULS LOCAL 457      

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OUT OF REACH 6584 (0-1-0)              2  3  0         B.B. NEWSBOY