DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/17/2011    Duedate: 08/30/2011

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-663

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GORLON INTHUR
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
(22-6794) [25-20-1,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GORLON INTHUR                  POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            
(22-6794) [25-20-1,136]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LYNNIS NALL                    BURT
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            SERPENTS HOLD (758)
(22-6818) [17-21-0,79]         (22-6864) [4-2-1,27]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)      65
2. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)         50      SERPENTS HOLD (758)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (758)         23      Unchartered Team
4. HENPCS (760)               -22
                                        (173)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (758)      104  51  7 67.1   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      11  4 1
 2/ 2 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)    14  13  2 51.9   2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (758)       5  4 0
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      313 329  5 48.8   3/ 4 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)    2  3 1
 4/ 4 HENPCS (760)              78 116  3 40.2   4/ 3 HENPCS (760)              2 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 506): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for BLOODY KINK, who flew up 32 points in the rankings after mashing CRANKY 
OLD ROOSTER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  PLUCKED SCRIBE was beat by KINKY MCKINK and 
drops 11 points.  Isn't that life?  One minute you're on top of the world and then 
next you're laid out on a slab!  CHICKEN GUARD was dealt death by GORLON INTHUR.  Say 
no more.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Proving again that SOLVEN is not 
rated G, BLOODY KINK of the THE SAVAGE KINKS slew the warrior CRANKY OLD ROOSTER in a 
rather bloody bout.  Let's look for a bloodfeud.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for 
they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in SOLVEN have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GORLON INTHUR 6794           25  20  1   136       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEJANNA KALM 6824            21  13  0   112       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 BALISONG 6847                15   7  0   106       SERPENTS HOLD (758)
 BLOODY KINK 6462              7   2  1    99       THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORINE ORLES 6821            24  10  0    86       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 KINKY MCKINK 6463             7   2  1    83       THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
 LYNNIS NALL 6818             17  21  0    79       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813          13  27  1    67       HENPCS (760)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMBEZZLING HEN 6810          11  29  1    63       HENPCS (760)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STING 6863                    7   3  1    55       SERPENTS HOLD (758)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURT 6864                     4   2  1    27       SERPENTS HOLD (758)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILLY MANDERSON 6921          1   0  0    16       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHICKEN GUARD 6812     18 22 0 HENPCS 760           GORLON INTHUR 6794    663   
CRANKY OLD ROOST 6811  19 21 1 HENPCS 760           BLOODY KINK 6462      663   
BYE 6915                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 758    WURM KIN              663  NONE
ANGRY KINK 6880         0  1 0 THE SAVAGE KINKS 732 MOUNTAIN TROLL        663  NONE
COOL KINK 6881          0  1 0 THE SAVAGE KINKS 732 MOUNTAIN TROLL        663  NONE
DIM KINK 6882           0  1 0 THE SAVAGE KINKS 732 KORGE, SHEWISH G      663  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whether these are, in fact, the same tourney participants we have already saluted--
seems likely, or some others, we salute them again. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Chicken Guard -- It seems like some kind of dumb RULE that an outgoing duelmaster
loses to the next-up gladiator.  I don't like that rule, but there it is, you won and
took the title fairly, you coward. -- Fedora Linde

Plucked Scribe -- I, the most popular gladiator here today, take quills in hand and
turn you into a lady's fan.  Ha. -- Dejanna Kalm

Cranky Old Rooster -- I keep TRYING to get you turned into stewed chicken, and
circumstances--usually the arenamaster--keep preventing it.  But I shall persevere.
-- Gorlon Inthur

Noble Assassin?  As if. -- Korine Orles

Embezzling Hen -- The fans like to see action.  I deliver action, you just squirrel
away the pennies.  (A squirrely hen?  Horrid thought.)  So I'm popular and
victorious, and I love it. -- Lynnis Nall

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DIM KINK was butchered by KORGE, SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ANGRY KINK was put to death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
COOL KINK was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BLOODY KINK savagely slew CRANKY OLD ROOSTER in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
KINKY MCKINK devastated PLUCKED SCRIBE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
CHICKEN GUARD was executed by GORLON INTHUR in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
BALISONG overpowered LYNNIS NALL in a 2 minute uneven melee.
DEJANNA KALM vanquished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KORINE ORLES overpowered EMBEZZLING HEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STING overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BURT was beaten by VISITING ORC in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
GILLY MANDERSON devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        22 -  11 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  10 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  14 -  1      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 663 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GORLON INTHUR 6794         25  20  1  136 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
AIMED BLOW       DEJANNA KALM 6824          21  13  0  112 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
WALL OF STEEL    BLOODY KINK 6462            7   2  1   99 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
LUNGING ATTACK   KINKY MCKINK 6463           7   2  1   83 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LYNNIS NALL 6818.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BURT 6864.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOODY KINK 6462, COOL 
KINK 6881, KINKY MCKINK 6463, CRANKY OLD ROOSTER 6811, GORLON INTHUR 6794, BALISONG 
6847, KORINE ORLES 6821, STING 6863, GILLY MANDERSON 6921, and ANGRY KINK 6880.

The least popular fighter this week was EMBEZZLING HEN 6810.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHICKEN GUARD 6812, LYNNIS NALL 6818, DIM KINK 6882, BYE 6915, 
DEJANNA KALM 6824, PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813, ANGRY KINK 6880, GILLY MANDERSON 6921, STING 
6863, and KORINE ORLES 6821.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GORLON INTHUR (22-6794) MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
DEJANNA KALM (22-6824) MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)