DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/31/2011    Duedate: 09/13/2011

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-664

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BALISONG
SERPENTS HOLD (758)
(22-6847) [16-7-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BALISONG                       POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS HOLD (758)            
(22-6847) [16-7-0,120]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LYNNIS NALL                    KINKY MCKINK
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
(22-6818) [17-22-0,76]         (22-6463) [8-2-1,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)      33
2. SERPENTS HOLD (758)         29      SERPENTS HOLD (758)
3. HENPCS (760)                 3      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)        -40
                                       NO TEAM (186)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (758)      106  53  7 66.7   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      10  5 1
 2/ 2 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)    17  13  2 56.7   2/ 3 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)    5  3 1
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      315 332  5 48.7   3/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (758)       4  5 0
 4/ 4 HENPCS (760)              78 119  3 39.6   4/ 4 HENPCS (760)              1 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, heck.  I never did care for that Chicken Guard, but I didn't intend to
kill him.
     Gads, fist favorite?  (Full details on request.)  It's a good thing I'm leaving.

                                   Gorlon Inthur

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for KINKY MCKINK, who flew up 20 points in 
the rankings after mashing KORINE ORLES like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  KORINE ORLES was subdued 
by KINKY MCKINK and drops 3 points.  In front of all the crowds, BALISONG took the 
Duelmaster's crown for its own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the SOLVEN arena.  Can any 
one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying BLOODY KINK will do.  It challenged 
20 points down to trash LYNNIS NALL.  Definition of petty:  BLOODY KINK won victory 
over LYNNIS NALL, a mismatch of 20 points.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALISONG 6847                16   7  0   120       SERPENTS HOLD (758)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOODY KINK 6462              8   2  1   104       THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
 KINKY MCKINK 6463             8   2  1   103       THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORINE ORLES 6821            24  11  0    83       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 LYNNIS NALL 6818             17  22  0    76       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813          13  28  1    68       HENPCS (760)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STING 6863                    8   3  1    66       SERPENTS HOLD (758)
 EMBEZZLING HEN 6810          11  30  1    64       HENPCS (760)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILLY MANDERSON 6921          2   0  0    18       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 BLAH 6928                     1   0  0     8       THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
 ROOST KEEPER 6924             0   1  0     1       HENPCS (760)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRANKY OLD ROOST 6811  19 21 1 HENPCS 760           BLOODY KINK 6462      663   
BURT 6864               4  3 1 SERPENTS HOLD 758    MOUNTAIN TROLL        664  NONE
SNAKE 1 6914            0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 758    STONE GOLEM           664  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Balisong -- I never was much good at carrying a tune. -- Lynnis Nall
P.S.  But I can dance to it.
P.P.S.  Sometimes.

The Virginal Concubine is an oxymoron.  And other kinds of moron. -- Dejanna Kalm

Embezzling Hen -- The way things have been going for you guys, consider yourself
lucky to be alive. -- Korine Orles

Right, start slow and easy.  Polite Beggar.  Next time, I'll probably get hit with a
chicken.  Ugh. -- Gilly Manderson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURT was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNAKE 1 was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
BLOODY KINK demolished LYNNIS NALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KINKY MCKINK overpowered KORINE ORLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
GORLON INTHUR was overpowered by BALISONG in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DEJANNA KALM devastated PLUCKED SCRIBE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
EMBEZZLING HEN was overpowered by STING in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GILLY MANDERSON defeated ROOST KEEPER in a action packed 1 minute beginner's melee.
BLAH won victory over FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        24 -   9 -  0      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 664 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BALISONG 6847              16   7  0  120 SERPENTS HOLD (758)
WALL OF STEEL    BLOODY KINK 6462            8   2  1  104 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
LUNGING ATTACK   KINKY MCKINK 6463           8   2  1  103 THE SAVAGE KINKS (732)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LYNNIS NALL 6818.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KINKY MCKINK 6463.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNAKE 1 6914, 
BALISONG 6847, STING 6863, GILLY MANDERSON 6921, BURT 6864, ROOST KEEPER 6924, BLAH 
6928, BLOODY KINK 6462, KORINE ORLES 6821, and PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813.

The least popular fighter this week was EMBEZZLING HEN 6810.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LYNNIS NALL 6818, PLUCKED SCRIBE 6813, KORINE ORLES 6821, 
BLOODY KINK 6462, BLAH 6928, ROOST KEEPER 6924, BURT 6864, GILLY MANDERSON 6921, 
STING 6863, and BALISONG 6847.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GORLON INTHUR (22-6794) MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
DEJANNA KALM (22-6824) MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)