DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/05/2013    Duedate: 06/18/2013

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-710

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BORT
WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)
(22-5734) [14-7-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BORT                           IN THE BUSHES
WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)         B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
(22-5734) [14-7-0,115]         (22-6587) [4-2-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LULU ORLENE                    IN THE BUSHES
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
(22-6964) [15-20-0,80]         (22-6587) [4-2-0,61]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARE YOU ? (768)             25
2. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)         21      WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)
3. B.B. NEWSBOY (744)          16      Unchartered Team
4. AH FATHERHOOD (748)         13
5. MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)        12      MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)     12   5  2 70.6   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       6  9 1
 2/ 2 WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)    23  10  1 69.7   2/ 2 ARE YOU ? (768)           5  8 0
 3/ 3*B.B. NEWSBOY (744)         7   5  0 58.3   3/ 4*B.B. NEWSBOY (744)        4  2 0
 4- 4*A.C. (664)                 4   4  1 50.0   4/ 3 WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)    3  0 0
 5/ 0 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)      93  95  8 49.5   5/ 0 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)      2  1 0
 6/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      433 444  9 49.4   6/ 5*MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)     2  2 1
 7/ 0 ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)      55  64  3 46.2   7/ 7*AH FATHERHOOD (748)       2  4 0
 8/ 6 ARE YOU ? (768)           32  59  2 35.2   8/ 0 ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)      1  0 0
 9/ 8*AH FATHERHOOD (748)        2   4  0 33.3   9- 6*BALD BUTCHERS (605)       1  1 0
10- 7*BALD BUTCHERS (605)        2   5  0 28.6  10- 8*A.C. (664)                0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): BO CARTER of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in SOLVEN this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, DOOGIE HOWITZER fought TRUSTWORTHY 
SCRIBE and gained 20 points and contributed to MEDIEVAL CHAOS' 2-1-0.  MAULCONTENT 
has lost to FREDDY BEAR, falling 8 points, while helping make MAULS LOCAL 457 a 1-1-0 
turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and BORT remains SOLVEN's 
top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top 
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Victory Tavern until they win.  
Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  AH FATHERHOOD has cause to stand tall, 
as they were SOLVEN's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And guess who avoided AH FATHERHOOD stable the most?  Believe it or not, it 
was B.B. NEWSBOY.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
MIDDLE WAY 15's warrior IRSON ORSON.  More fighters challenged him than challenged 
the Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  ARE YOU ? has lost THIS GUY to the arena in the sky, but they don't 
seem to be worried.  What do you expect from 3-12-0?  Is it really true that SOLVEN 
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, SOLVEN, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in SOLVEN and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BORT 5734                    14   7  0   115       WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CEPACOL 6377                 18  14  2    98       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
 BIFF STREICHER 6375          13  16  1    92       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LULU ORLENE 6964             15  20  0    80       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 7035        7   2  0    61       ARE YOU ? (768)
 IN THE BUSHES 6587            4   2  0    61       B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
 FARLIN MEEKS 6974            12  21  0    57       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULT LIQUOR 6728             7   1  1    56       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
-WRATHCHILD 6395              12  11  0    54       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
-SUBOTAI 6387                  8   6  1    50       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
 FREDDY BEAR 6389             10   9  0    49       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
-SLIM JIM 6440                 7  10  0    48       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
 IYAN KENNIS 7036              8   5  0    47       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 POOPIE DIAPER 6646            2   0  0    45       AH FATHERHOOD (748)
 OUT OF REACH 6584             3   3  0    41       B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
-FRANZ JOSEF 6471              7   7  1    39       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
 IRSON ORSON 7019              9  10  1    38       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 MAULCONTENT 6727              4   3  1    37       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
 LOVE OR CONFUSION 6916        5  19  0    34       ARE YOU ? (768)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL 7044                    4   3  0    27       ARE YOU ? (768)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NYSSA RYE 7045                2   1  1    23       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
-FOXY LADY 7043                1   0  0    21       ARE YOU ? (768)
 DOOGIE HOWITZER 6579          1   0  0    20       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
-DESTINED TO DIE 6383          3   2  0    15       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
-RIP-A-DIP 6384                3   1  0    11       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
-MAULTESE FALCON 6729          1   1  0    10       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7060                0  1 0 AH FATHERHOOD 748    BANDIT PRINCE         710  NONE
THIS GUY 7025           3 12 0 ARE YOU ? 768        NYSSA RYE 7045        710   
SCLARN 5119             2  5 0 BALD BUTCHERS 605    MAULT LIQUOR 6728     709   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Angel -- In my eyes, you are even more than an angel. -- Out of Reach

Irson Orson -- Just change a few words and the text means something entirely
different:  IRSON ORSON was viciously subdued IN THE BUSHES...

Two-three this time.  Oh, well, could be worse.  Bort... well, I despair of Bort.  He
has no social graces.  Typical for a war flail, no doubt, but there it is. -- Lulu
Orlene

In the Bushes -- I was hoping to find Love or Confusion there. -- Irson Orson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
POOPIE DIAPER viciously subdued IRSON ORSON in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
IN THE BUSHES savagely defeated FARLIN MEEKS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BORT devastated BIFF STREICHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
CEPACOL bested LULU ORLENE in a popular 1 minute bloody expert's brawl.
MAULT LIQUOR beat OUT OF REACH in a 2 minute brawl.
FREDDY BEAR overcame MAULCONTENT in a 1 minute fight.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC handily defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
IYAN KENNIS viciously subdued LOVE OR CONFUSION in a 2 minute gory duel.
THIS GUY was slaughtered by NYSSA RYE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANGEL overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute uneven match.
DOOGIE HOWITZER overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   3 -  0      81  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     22 -   8 -  1      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   9 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  14 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 710 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BORT 5734                  14   7  0  115 WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)
LUNGING ATTACK   CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 7035      7   2  0   61 ARE YOU ? (768)
STRIKING ATTACK  IN THE BUSHES 6587          4   2  0   61 B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
TOTAL PARRY      FREDDY BEAR 6389           10   9  0   49 ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
BASHING ATTACK   MAULCONTENT 6727            4   3  1   37 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LULU ORLENE 6964.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IN THE BUSHES 6587.  The ten other most popular fighters were POOPIE DIAPER 
6646, IYAN KENNIS 7036, MAULT LIQUOR 6728, OUT OF REACH 6584, CEPACOL 6377, ANGEL 
7044, FARLIN MEEKS 6974, BORT 5734, BIFF STREICHER 6375, and LULU ORLENE 6964.

The least popular fighter this week was THIS GUY 7025.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LOVE OR CONFUSION 6916, MAULCONTENT 6727, IRSON ORSON 7019, DOOGIE 
HOWITZER 6579, NYSSA RYE 7045, CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 7035, DA1 7060, FREDDY BEAR 6389, 
LULU ORLENE 6964, and BIFF STREICHER 6375.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BORT (22-5734) WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

            R BAGGIO (17-4867) ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407) 
           BEAST CRAG (50-3222) PHILANTHROPISTS (353) 
        LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
           ZEBRA (82-31553) MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
        JOHN MCKINNEY (82-48893) MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226) 
          SEBASTIAN (82-15919) THE INQUISITION V (2401)
          GRAVE ROBBER (84-5984) DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes