DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/19/2013    Duedate: 07/02/2013

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-711

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IN THE BUSHES
B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
(22-6587) [5-2-0,82]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              IN THE BUSHES
                               B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
                               (22-6587) [5-2-0,82]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LULU ORLENE                    IRSON ORSON
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
(22-6964) [15-21-0,66]         (22-7019) [10-10-1,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)       28
2. B.B. NEWSBOY (744)          21      MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
3. AH FATHERHOOD (748)          6      Unchartered Team
4. WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)       3
5. BALD BUTCHERS (605)          0      B.B. NEWSBOY (744)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)     14   5  2 73.7   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       7  8 1
 2/ 2 WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)    24  10  1 70.6   2/ 6 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)     4  2 1
 3/ 3*B.B. NEWSBOY (744)         8   6  0 57.1   3/ 3*B.B. NEWSBOY (744)        4  2 0
 4- 4*A.C. (664)                 4   4  1 50.0   4/ 2 ARE YOU ? (768)           4  8 0
 5- 5 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)      93  95  8 49.5   5/ 4 WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)    3  0 0
 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      436 446  9 49.4   6/ 7*AH FATHERHOOD (748)       3  4 0
 7- 7 ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)      55  64  3 46.2   7- 5 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)      2  1 0
 8/ 9*AH FATHERHOOD (748)        3   4  0 42.9   8- 8 ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)      1  0 0
 9/ 8 ARE YOU ? (768)           32  62  2 34.0   9- 9*BALD BUTCHERS (605)       0  1 0
10-10*BALD BUTCHERS (605)        2   5  0 28.6  10-10*A.C. (664)                0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 726): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 713): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 709): ELECTRIC SHEEP of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 706): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 671): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 668): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 553): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 611): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 726): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 713): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 709): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 706): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 671): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 668): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 553): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 611): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
                         JACK TRIPER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon SOLVEN, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for 
a perceptive observation?) as MAULS LOCAL 457 can attest...  Those who hoped for a 
new Duelmaster were disappointed by NOBLE ASSASSIN, of SOLVEN, who despite a 0-0-0 
couldn't overcome SOLVEN's Number 1.  So who was the warrior seen charging into 
immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
ULTRA-VIOLENCE are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of MAULS LOCAL 457, so did that sorry 
team shy from ULTRA-VIOLENCE Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and LULU ORLENE 
is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't MIDDLE WAY 15 proud!  LULU ORLENE 
found herself challenged by a warrior 19 below:  IN THE BUSHES.  IN THE BUSHES of 
B.B. NEWSBOY kept his wits as he won victory over LULU ORLENE.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  SOLVEN, I leave you 
now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Victory Tavern.  'Til next 
time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IN THE BUSHES 6587            5   2  0    82       B.B. NEWSBOY (744)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CEPACOL 6377                 18  14  2    98       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
-BIFF STREICHER 6375          13  16  1    92       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LULU ORLENE 6964             15  21  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 MAULT LIQUOR 6728             8   1  1    66       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
 FARLIN MEEKS 6974            13  21  0    60       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULCONTENT 6727              5   3  1    55       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
-WRATHCHILD 6395              12  11  0    54       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
 POOPIE DIAPER 6646            3   0  0    51       AH FATHERHOOD (748)
-SUBOTAI 6387                  8   6  1    50       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 7035        7   3  0    50       ARE YOU ? (768)
-FREDDY BEAR 6389             10   9  0    49       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
-SLIM JIM 6440                 7  10  0    48       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
 IRSON ORSON 7019             10  10  1    45       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 OUT OF REACH 6584             3   4  0    41       B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
-FRANZ JOSEF 6471              7   7  1    39       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
 LOVE OR CONFUSION 6916        5  20  0    35       ARE YOU ? (768)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IYAN KENNIS 7036              8   6  0    33       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 NYSSA RYE 7045                3   1  1    28       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL 7044                    4   4  0    23       ARE YOU ? (768)
-FOXY LADY 7043                1   0  0    21       ARE YOU ? (768)
-DOOGIE HOWITZER 6579          1   0  0    20       MEDIEVAL CHAOS (722)
-DESTINED TO DIE 6383          3   2  0    15       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
-RIP-A-DIP 6384                3   1  0    11       ULTRA-VIOLENCE (723)
-MAULTESE FALCON 6729          1   1  0    10       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THIS GUY 7025           3 12 0 ARE YOU ? 768        NYSSA RYE 7045        710   
SCLARN 5119             2  5 0 BALD BUTCHERS 605    MAULT LIQUOR 6728     709   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Farlin Meeks -- Wow, what a nice tip.  Now I almost feel bad for all the times I left
your paper...  In the Bushes

Mault Liquor -- Strong stuff you carry with you. -- Out of Reach

In the Bushes... yeah.  That describes it. -- Irson Orson

Our congratulations to Bort. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way

Poopie Diaper -- Eh?  We were generally a lot less euphemistic around our house. --
Irson Orson

In the Bushes... I was looking for a woman, but I found you, instead.  Seriously
disappointing. -- Farlin Meeks

Cepacol -- Hideous stuff.  Not even ice or soda helps. -- Lulu Orlene

Love or Confusion, that is the question! -- Iyan Kennis

This Guy -- Sorry, neither now.  Not my intention, but it looks like YOURS if you
come out without armor. -- Nyssa Rye

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IN THE BUSHES devastated LULU ORLENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
OUT OF REACH was subdued by FARLIN MEEKS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
MAULCONTENT overpowered IYAN KENNIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BORT overpowered NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC was vanquished by MAULT LIQUOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LOVE OR CONFUSION was viciously subdued by IRSON ORSON in a 5 minute fight.
POOPIE DIAPER vanquished ANGEL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NYSSA RYE overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     22 -   8 -  1      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   9 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  13 -  0      19  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  IN THE BUSHES 6587          5   2  0   82 B.B. NEWSBOY (744)
LUNGING ATTACK   MAULT LIQUOR 6728           8   1  1   66 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
BASHING ATTACK   MAULCONTENT 6727            5   3  1   55 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LULU ORLENE 6964.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IRSON ORSON 7019.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT OF REACH 
6584, MAULCONTENT 6727, MAULT LIQUOR 6728, IN THE BUSHES 6587, FARLIN MEEKS 6974, 
POOPIE DIAPER 6646, NYSSA RYE 7045, LULU ORLENE 6964, IYAN KENNIS 7036, and CROSSTOWN 
TRAFFIC 7035.

The least popular fighter this week was ANGEL 7044.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LOVE OR CONFUSION 6916, CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 7035, IYAN KENNIS 7036, LULU 
ORLENE 6964, NYSSA RYE 7045, POOPIE DIAPER 6646, FARLIN MEEKS 6974, IN THE BUSHES 
6587, MAULT LIQUOR 6728, and MAULCONTENT 6727.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BORT (22-5734) WE BE WAR FLAILS (659)