DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/15/2014    Duedate: 01/28/2014

SOLVEN ARENA

DM-22    TURN-726

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FOXY LADY
ARE YOU ? (768)
(22-7043) [7-0-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FOXY LADY                      POSITION IS EMPTY
ARE YOU ? (768)                
(22-7043) [7-0-0,103]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FARLIN MEEKS                   SHMEGAL
MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)            MISFITS OF DOOM (780)
(22-6974) [19-30-0,87]         (22-7100) [3-2-1,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MISFITS OF DOOM (780)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MISFITS OF DOOM (780)       45
2. ARE YOU ? (768)             26      MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
3. MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)         13      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (776)     0
5. MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)        0      BLOODGUARD (112)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)     25  11  2 69.4   1/ 0 MISFITS OF DOOM (780)    11  4 1
 2- 2 MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (776)  33  15  3 68.8   2- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (776)  7  1 0
 3- 3 80'S DISCO (361)          17  15  0 53.1   3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)       6  9 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)      471 486 11 49.2   4/ 2 ARE YOU ? (768)           3  7 0
 5- 5*AH FATHERHOOD (748)        5   8  0 38.5   5- 5 MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)     2  1 0
 6/ 6 ARE YOU ? (768)           55  96  2 36.4   6- 4 80'S DISCO (361)          2  2 0
 7/ 0 MISFITS OF DOOM (780)     18  34  1 34.6   7- 6*AH FATHERHOOD (748)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 741): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): SSG4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 728): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 686): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 683): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 674): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 568): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 626): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 741): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 728): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 686): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 683): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 674): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 568): BRAIN BOYZ (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 626): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  SOLVEN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, MEDAL OF HONOR 
104 had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by MISFITS OF DOOM!  
Way to go MISFITS OF DOOM!  MVP award for YAR'KEN TILLBIN?  MISFITS OF DOOM's proud 
of him after beating TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer major 
upsets!  FARLIN MEEKS' match with FOXY LADY cost him a loss of 3 points!  What a 
putz!  SSG4 fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. 
No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in FOXY LADY's eye, as she took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't FARLIN MEEKS fit to be tied!  I hear the top team 
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for 
PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All SOLVEN ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOXY LADY 7043                7   0  0   103       ARE YOU ? (768)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SSG4 7050                    11   1  1   108       MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (776)
-SSG6 7046                    11   1  1    97       MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (776)
-MAULT LIQUOR 6728            12   3  1    93       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FARLIN MEEKS 6974            19  30  0    87       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
 IRSON ORSON 7019             17  18  1    80       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
-MAULCONTENT 6727             10   5  1    79       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
-SSG 8 7081                    5   3  0    68       MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (776)
-CONFUSION 6874                5   1  0    67       80'S DISCO (361)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAT TUKHOLT 7096              6   5  0    62       MISFITS OF DOOM (780)
 IYAN KENNIS 7036             14  15  0    57       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NYSSA RYE 7045               10   9  2    51       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
-POOPIE DIAPER 6646            3   0  0    51       AH FATHERHOOD (748)
 CAMI DEAORDAN 7099            5   0  0    45       MISFITS OF DOOM (780)
-ROCKIT 6953                   4   2  0    45       80'S DISCO (361)
 ANGEL 7044                    9  14  0    41       ARE YOU ? (768)
-SSG5 7048                     5   7  1    38       MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (776)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHMEGAL 7100                  3   2  1    28       MISFITS OF DOOM (780)
-MAULTESE FALCON 6729          3   1  0    25       MAULS LOCAL 457 (754)
 YAR'KEN TILLBIN 7097          2   1  0    25       MISFITS OF DOOM (780)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FITZ 7098                     2   1  0    19       MISFITS OF DOOM (780)
-FIRST DANCE 7059              1   0  0    16       AH FATHERHOOD (748)
-SWIMMING LESSONS 7061         1   0  0    15       AH FATHERHOOD (748)
 NORM RIDDLE 7085              2   3  0     9       MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
-FREEWAY OF LOVE 6983          0   1  0     5       80'S DISCO (361)
-GENIUS OF LOVE 6954           0   2  0     2       80'S DISCO (361)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA 7095                 0  1 0 ARE YOU ? 768        KORGE, SHEWISH G      726  NONE
DA1 7105                0  1 0 ARE YOU ? 768        SPYMASTER             726  NONE
GUN IN YOUR HAND 7094   0  1 0 ARE YOU ? 768        WURM KIN              726  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The spy reporter SEEMS to suggest that I was most challenged again, but since I
neither avoided nor received a challenge, this seems unlikely.  And what the heck was
Olaf Modeen doing, saying how many points I have in that particular way?  Now I've
got my teammates looking at me suspiciously, wondering if I stole some of THEIR
points.  Of course not!  Let them earn their OWN points. -- Irson Orson

Two-three, and Irson complaining.  Bah. -- Farlin Meeks

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GUN IN YOUR HAND was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA was easily killed by KORGE, SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FOXY LADY overpowered FARLIN MEEKS in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
IRSON ORSON slimly won victory over VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute fight.
NYSSA RYE subdued SHMEGAL in a 2 minute master vs. beginner competition.
MAT TUKHOLT overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IYAN KENNIS bested ANGEL in a 1 minute veteran's competition.
CAMI DEAORDAN outwaited THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 7 minute melee.
NORM RIDDLE was vanquished by FITZ in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
YAR'KEN TILLBIN vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        14 -  10 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  12 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  21 -  0      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 726 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FOXY LADY 7043              7   0  0  103 ARE YOU ? (768)
AIMED BLOW       MAT TUKHOLT 7096            6   5  0   62 MISFITS OF DOOM (780)
WALL OF STEEL    NYSSA RYE 7045             10   9  2   51 MIDDLE WAY 15 (747)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CAMI DEAORDAN 7099          5   0  0   45 MISFITS OF DOOM (780)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FARLIN MEEKS 6974.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHMEGAL 7100.  The ten other most popular fighters were FOXY LADY 7043, 
IRSON ORSON 7019, MAT TUKHOLT 7096, NYSSA RYE 7045, IYAN KENNIS 7036, CAMI DEAORDAN 
7099, FITZ 7098, YAR'KEN TILLBIN 7097, ANGEL 7044, and GUN IN YOUR HAND 7094.

The least popular fighter this week was NORM RIDDLE 7085.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FARLIN MEEKS 6974, DA 7095, DA1 7105, GUN IN YOUR HAND 7094, 
ANGEL 7044, YAR'KEN TILLBIN 7097, FITZ 7098, CAMI DEAORDAN 7099, IYAN KENNIS 7036, 
and NYSSA RYE 7045.