DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/24/2003 Duedate: 08/06/2003
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-457
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SLIM SHADY
THE MC5 (445)
(24-4370) [12-12-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SLIM SHADY CONE SHELL
THE MC5 (445) AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
(24-4370) [12-12-0,113] (24-4422) [8-1-0,78]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TRISHA WINGFOOT CONE SHELL
KRILL CAVALRY (403) AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
(24-4330) [16-24-0,72] (24-4422) [8-1-0,78]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE ASININE (272)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE ASININE (272) 41
2. THE MC5 (445) 21 DIABLO ALSO (458)
3. BATTLEMANIA (71) 13 Unchartered Team
4. AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 7
5. DIABLO ALSO (458) 2 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DIABLO ALSO (458) 42 19 1 68.9 1/ 1 THE ASININE (272) 12 3 1
2- 2*SWEET BLISS (441) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 2 THE MC5 (445) 7 5 0
3/ 3*AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 24 21 2 53.3 3/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 7 8 0
4/ 4 THE MC5 (445) 91 80 8 53.2 4/ 4*AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 5 10 0
5/ 7 THE ASININE (272) 75 68 7 52.4 5/ 7 BATTLEMANIA (71) 4 6 0
6/ 5 BATTLEMANIA (71) 339 311 23 52.2 6/ 5 DIABLO ALSO (458) 2 1 0
7/ 6 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 349 339 11 50.7 7- 8*SWEET BLISS (441) 1 1 0
8/ 8 SAVAGES (178) 105 124 12 45.9 8/ 6 SAVAGES (178) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): FANTA FUELED FUZZ of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): VAJRA VALMEJAR of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Talon Warsmith)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 467): CONAN of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 460): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 456): FLITTER MCGEE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 457): WENT TO MARKET of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 457): TAOS of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): PHISH BAIT of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): KLUMSY TUMBLES of CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): ZEPHYRE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 404): VEERS of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 180): MERADI of KING AND COUNTRY (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): SCUMBAG of WIMPS OF DEATH (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 306): RHYTHM METHOD of SURPRISE! (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 135): LONGSHOT of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 352): PRIMUS BOUND of SUPERIOR FORCES from ZENSU (Manager)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (JRK, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 467): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 460): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 456): THE ASININE (Philthy Phil, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 457): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 457): SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 404): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 180): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 306): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 135): SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 352): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): FANTA FUELED FUZZ of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
FOTHERINFOP of WIMPS OF PERIL (Wimpy, mgr.)
(turn 232): DOMINO of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
BETHUNES of LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): ORION ORANGE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 466): DAISY JANUARY of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 459): SARGENT SUGAR of SWEET MARINES (General Snookums, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 455): VIKING of SAVAGES (Tarzan, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): INFERNO of I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
(turn 452): VALLISNERIA of THE GREENHOUSE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): DESPICABLE DUCK of WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): ZEPHYRE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
FARMER'S GIRL of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
(turn 411): GWYN AP NUDD of CAER SIDHE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): SCUMBAG of WIMPS OF DEATH (Wimpy, mgr.)
WETBOX of BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)
(turn 315): SMOOCHY of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
CROW of SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 134): CENTURION of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
BARRETT of DARQUE FORCES IV (Master Darque, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I got here by defeating a standby? And not even one of the top standbys,
either. What is this arena coming to, closure? It could happen. Too bad I couldn't
have fought Viking. But who'd've thought a Savage would go to the Dark Arena? Ah,
well, perhaps I, too, will be graduating shortly. One can hope.
Flitter McGee
SPY REPORT
Good day, in ZORPUNT a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. And let's see, OLD MAN WINTER
fought EASTERN BROWN and gained 10 points and contributed to BATTLEMANIA's 2-3-0.
PENOK has lost to AIMER, falling 6 points, while helping make BATTLEMANIA a 2-3-0
turn. And not without some honor, SLIM SHADY now claims the title and throne of
Duelmaster of ZORPUNT. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable
sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. THE ASININE has cause to stand tall, as they
were ZORPUNT's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And
guess who avoided THE ASININE stable the most? Believe it or not, it was
BATTLEMANIA. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that TELLAR FLEET
from KRILL CAVALRY was ZORPUNT's most challenged warrior this turn. Building dreams
on hope, FLESHHARROWER challenged up 31 points this turn to take on HOFFA from
SAVAGES stable. And now nobody knows where HOFFA is right now, after giving
FLESHHARROWER 21 points worth of recognition. As quiet chuckles rise behind me. In
a fit of brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes), IGGY POP challenged
TELLAR FLEET today, facing a 27 difference in recognition. Even though IGGY POP lost
the fight, he at least came away with a gain of 6 points for challenging on of KRILL
CAVALRY. RICH CRANIUM of THE ASININE had better have a good reason for challenging
down 12 points in a challenge which he won. I thought RICH CRANIUM showed great
skill and promise when he won victory over STONEFISH. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their
enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your
swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in ZORPUNT again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLIM SHADY 4370 12 12 0 113 THE MC5 (445)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457 14 4 0 102 DIABLO ALSO (458)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CURTIS JOSEPH 4384 11 9 0 88 THE MC5 (445)
FLITTER MCGEE 4378 17 7 0 86 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
YOU HATE ME 4366 13 3 0 81 THE ASININE (272)
CEO 2269 10 8 0 78 BATTLEMANIA (71)
CONE SHELL 4422 8 1 0 78 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
CANE TOAD 4425 5 4 0 74 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-KID ROCK 4340 18 15 0 72 THE MC5 (445)
TRISHA WINGFOOT 4330 16 24 0 72 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAZZY TIGER 4423 5 4 0 71 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOFFA 4332 12 28 2 66 SAVAGES (178)
-ASSASSASSIN 4454 7 3 0 66 DIABLO ALSO (458)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLESHHARROWER 4462 4 1 1 55 THE ASININE (272)
DEHUMANIZER 4461 3 2 1 39 THE ASININE (272)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BROAD WITH A ROD 4452 8 4 0 32 DIABLO ALSO (458)
-MAGIC LASS 4455 7 5 0 32 DIABLO ALSO (458)
TELLAR FLEET 4415 8 2 1 31 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
OLD MAN WINTER 4467 2 0 0 28 BATTLEMANIA (71)
SPANKYTIME 4446 3 2 1 26 BATTLEMANIA (71)
-PINK TACO 4287 2 1 0 25 SWEET BLISS (441)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RICH CRANIUM 4464 4 0 0 22 THE ASININE (272)
AIMER 4427 5 2 0 19 THE ASININE (272)
EASTERN BROWN 4424 4 5 2 19 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
PENOK 4445 3 2 0 11 BATTLEMANIA (71)
JESSIE JUNE 4466 2 2 0 10 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
STONEFISH 4432 1 6 0 9 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
GEORGE CLINTON 4470 1 1 0 9 THE MC5 (445)
KERMET 4465 1 3 0 7 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
IGGY POP 4469 0 3 0 6 THE MC5 (445)
ORESTES 4471 0 1 0 1 BATTLEMANIA (71)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LUANN SWIFT 4434 1 2 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 EASTERN BROWN 4424 453 REVENGED
KOBEY TAYNE 4435 0 3 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 SPANKYTIME 4446 453 REVENGED
MARK TREMONTE 4442 0 4 0 THE MC5 445 DEHUMANIZER 4461 455 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Pink Taco -- You're very strange, did you know that? I think it's the cream of
tomato soup. -- Jessie June
Rich Cranium -- Hey! Who said you could do that? And only one skill for me, too, I
don't think that's FAIR. -- Kermet
Stupid assassin. -- Flitter McGee
P.S. And stupid arenamaster who wouldn't let me kill him.
Cane Toad -- Seems to ME like you should be a Dark Toad, only you're not, and I don't
like it. You're being sneaky. I can't stand sneaky upstarts. -- Trisha Wingfoot
Eastern Brown -- Ha! Take that, you disgusting killer. -- Tellar Fleet
I was most challenged? Why? -- Kermit
P.S. That's not my ego swelling, that's just the black eye from getting hit in the
face.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GEORGE CLINTON was devastated by DEHUMANIZER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
YOU HATE ME slimly won victory over CANE TOAD in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
CONE SHELL overcame TRISHA WINGFOOT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FLESHHARROWER won victory over HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
IGGY POP was defeated by TELLAR FLEET in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
RICH CRANIUM subdued STONEFISH in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
FLITTER MCGEE was devastated by SLIM SHADY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HUGE TWIRLING MAN bested CEO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
TAZZY TIGER was defeated by CURTIS JOSEPH in a 2 minute melee.
EASTERN BROWN was vanquished by OLD MAN WINTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AIMER unbelievably bested PENOK in a crowd boring 13 minute gruesome fight.
SPANKYTIME defeated JESSIE JUNE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
KERMET slimly won victory over ORESTES in a 5 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 4 - 1 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 13 - 1 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 19 - 2 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 13 - 1 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 30 - 3 29 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
Turn 457 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457 14 4 0 102 DIABLO ALSO (458)
TOTAL PARRY CURTIS JOSEPH 4384 11 9 0 88 THE MC5 (445)
SLASHING ATTACK FLITTER MCGEE 4378 17 7 0 86 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
PARRY-LUNGE CEO 2269 10 8 0 78 BATTLEMANIA (71)
LUNGING ATTACK CONE SHELL 4422 8 1 0 78 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
STRIKING ATTACK CANE TOAD 4425 5 4 0 74 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
BASHING ATTACK FLESHHARROWER 4462 4 1 1 55 THE ASININE (272)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TRISHA WINGFOOT 4330. The most popular warrior this
turn was CONE SHELL 4422. The ten other most popular fighters were CANE TOAD 4425,
TELLAR FLEET 4415, HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457, CURTIS JOSEPH 4384, YOU HATE ME 4366,
FLESHHARROWER 4462, IGGY POP 4469, RICH CRANIUM 4464, STONEFISH 4432, and SLIM SHADY
4370.
The least popular fighter this week was AIMER 4427. The other ten least popular
fighters were PENOK 4445, KERMET 4465, EASTERN BROWN 4424, FLITTER MCGEE 4378, HOFFA
4332, GEORGE CLINTON 4470, JESSIE JUNE 4466, SPANKYTIME 4446, OLD MAN WINTER 4467,
and CEO 2269.