DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/08/2005 Duedate: 12/21/2005
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-519
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
STONEFISH
AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
(24-4489) [30-17-0,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
STONEFISH GROX
AUSSIE KILLERS (455) GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
(24-4489) [30-17-0,125] (24-4676) [5-0-1,68]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUBBA JONES GROGAR
KRILL CAVALRY (403) GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
(24-4621) [18-9-0,88] (24-4678) [4-1-1,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GANG GRENE-BAX (478) 19
2. MONEY PIT (475) 15 MONEY PIT (475)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 9 Unchartered Team
4. RESCUE RANGERS (342) 5
5. AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 2 GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*GANG GRENE-BAX (478) 18 7 6 72.0 1/ 1*GANG GRENE-BAX (478) 9 6 2
2/ 2 MONEY PIT (475) 13 7 0 65.0 2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 6 7 0
3/ 0 RESCUE RANGERS (342) 12 8 0 60.0 3/ 3 MONEY PIT (475) 4 2 0
4/ 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 124 119 4 51.0 4/ 4 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 4 3 0
5/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 498 497 13 50.1 5/ 0 RESCUE RANGERS (342) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out ZORPUNT to see
what's new. MVP award for INNY MEANIE? MONEY PIT's proud of it after beating DALE
and getting 14 points. Like KRILL CAVALRY's PINE LEAF is sweating since she got
challenged by Duelmaster STONEFISH! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?
I think STONEFISH should let PINE LEAF be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting
about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They
want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? The warriors of GANG GRENE-BAX must be getting
lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't?
Hhmph! What kind of warriors are MONEY PIT? GANG GRENE-BAX, an easy team to beat if
I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is PINE LEAF popular,
or what? She was challenged the most in all of ZORPUNT! She's got a 22-23-0, is
that good? People were asking me did KING BROWN SNAKE REALLY challenge BILL POOLE?
(all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight,
or anything, but BILL POOLE wants me to write about it since he defeated KING BROWN
SNAKE. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey, warriors get killed by other
warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena. What's wrong with
GARGUS' 3-1-1, GANG GRENE-BAX? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STONEFISH 4489 30 17 0 125 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BILL POOLE 4634 16 7 1 106 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUBBA JONES 4621 18 9 0 88 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
KING BROWN SNAKE 4635 11 11 0 77 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
GROX 4676 5 0 1 68 GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MONTY 3455 4 2 0 64 RESCUE RANGERS (342)
-TIGER SHARK 4575 9 10 0 58 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INNY MEANIE 4656 7 3 0 47 MONEY PIT (475)
GROGAR 4678 4 1 1 43 GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
DALE 3458 6 4 0 36 RESCUE RANGERS (342)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIRK 4680 3 2 2 27 GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
ULTIMATE SIN 4659 6 4 0 26 MONEY PIT (475)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZIPPER 3459 2 1 0 17 RESCUE RANGERS (342)
-DEATH ADDER 4582 2 6 0 16 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
GRAZL 4679 3 2 1 15 GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GARGUS 4677 3 2 1 GANG GRENE-BAX 478 HIGH ELF 411 519 NONE
TRINA LARK 4615 15 14 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 GROX 4676 518
MIKKI POOLE 4675 2 3 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 GIRK 4680 518
PERSONAL ADS
Stonefish -- Much more what I had expected. -- Pine Leaf
King Brown Snake -- I always scotch my own snakes. -- Bill Poole
P.S. Of course, when I'm really annoyed, I irish them.
Grox -- How tedious. -- Ghost of Trina Lark
P.S. Reincarnating is so expensive.
Girk -- What an unsociable lot you are, to be sure. But I suppose that's your
choice? -- Ghost of Mikki Poole
P.S. I don't have time to lay a curse today, but if I think of something really
good, I'll let you know.
From the Orc Embassy Diplomatic Liaison Office:
An Announcement from a Mister Warboss Grappa, the Leader of the Orc Clan known as
Gang Grene-bax and the message is as follows:
WE GOTS MIKKI POOLEZ ON A STIK OUTSIDE GANG GRENE-BAX TRAINING HUT! LOOK AT HER FUZY
WAREKAT EYEZ ALL GLAZED AN DED!
WE GOTS TRINA LARKZ HED ON A STIK OUTSIDE GANG GRENE-BAX TRAINING HUT TOO! WE DO
FUNNEEY PUPPIT SHOE WITH HER STIKY FLY FUUD HED!
SOON WE CHOP YOU ALLZ UP ZORPUNKS!
WE MASTRS! WE MASTRS! WE MASTRS!
BOW TE MITEEY GANG GRENE-BAX!
YU SEE US OWT HEER? NOW WE KUM TE GET YEZ! RON FER YER LIVES!
-- WORBOSS GRAPPA
Lady Protector Pine Leaf -- It is my duty to inform you that Great Lord Khaldren has
forbidden any grant of lands to be made to a graduating gladiator and that he has
further forbidden that any such gladiator shall leave this township. -- Arenamaster
Kai the very unhappy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GARGUS was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STONEFISH outwaited PINE LEAF in a 7 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
KING BROWN SNAKE was demolished by BILL POOLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BUBBA JONES bested MONTY in a 1 minute brutal veteran's fight.
GROX bested CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute beginner's brawl.
DALE was overpowered by INNY MEANIE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
GROGAR viciously subdued ULTIMATE SIN in a 2 minute competition.
GIRK won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a action packed 1 minute novice's duel.
GRAZL won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 25 - 10 - 6 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 519 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY STONEFISH 4489 30 17 0 125 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
SLASHING ATTACK BILL POOLE 4634 16 7 1 106 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
BASHING ATTACK BUBBA JONES 4621 18 9 0 88 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
AIMED BLOW GROX 4676 5 0 1 68 GANG GRENE-BAX (478)
WALL OF STEEL MONTY 3455 4 2 0 64 RESCUE RANGERS (342)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUBBA JONES 4621. The most popular warrior this
turn was GROGAR 4678. The ten other most popular fighters were GROX 4676, GRAZL
4679, BILL POOLE 4634, BUBBA JONES 4621, INNY MEANIE 4656, GIRK 4680, ULTIMATE SIN
4659, KING BROWN SNAKE 4635, GARGUS 4677, and STONEFISH 4489.
The least popular fighter this week was DALE 3458. The other ten least popular
fighters were MONTY 3455, STONEFISH 4489, GARGUS 4677, KING BROWN SNAKE 4635,
ULTIMATE SIN 4659, GIRK 4680, INNY MEANIE 4656, BUBBA JONES 4621, BILL POOLE 4634,
and GRAZL 4679.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
STONEFISH (24-4489) AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PINE LEAF (24-4580) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457 (39-43-0) 13 3 0 DIABLO ALSO
JOHN ASHCROFT 4355 (31-52-2) 6 3 0 DOH!
TRUMP 4359 (31-72-1) 3 3 0 BAD HAND
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GYRADOS 4476 (25-8-0) 5 3 0 WATER DECK
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AMU-DARYA 4395 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 GEOGRAPHY 101
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OPIUM 4682 (4-2-0) 6 3 0 PSYCHO CANDY
PEREGRINE 4229 (3-0-0) 3 3 0 TALON
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OLD DIRT MCGIRT 4669 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 THIRTY SIX MAFIA
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 4556 (5-1-0) 2 3 0 13 YRS & COUNTING
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
POOP SLINGER 4478 (3-2-0) 11 3 0 LOOK OUT!!