DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/19/2006 Duedate: 02/01/2006
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-522
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TENTACRUEL
WATER DECK (459)
(24-4588) [13-5-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TENTACRUEL POSITION IS EMPTY
WATER DECK (459)
(24-4588) [13-5-0,109]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUBBA JONES BUBBA JONES
KRILL CAVALRY (403) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4621) [19-11-0,87] (24-4621) [19-11-0,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MONEY PIT (475) 18
2. WATER DECK (459) 16 WATER DECK (459)
3. AUSSIE KILLERS (455) -1 Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (403) -7
FARM BOYS (334)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 WATER DECK (459) 81 45 4 64.3 1/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 9 5 0
2/ 2 MONEY PIT (475) 17 12 0 58.6 2/ 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 4 2 0
3/ 4 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 128 121 4 51.4 3/ 4 MONEY PIT (475) 4 5 0
4/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 507 502 13 50.2 4/ 0 WATER DECK (459) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 265): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 532): BIG LOU of MANIC MARVELS (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 532): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 525): BROOKS AND DUNN of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 521): KING BROWN SNAKE of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 521): MENTAL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 519): BOUNCER of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 514): TRIPLE-X of LOVE LETTERS (Cunning Linguist, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 483): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 475): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 465): SOLARIS of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 213): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 381): SPEEDY of THE MISGUIDED (?, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 369): HITCH HIKER of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 167): KAT of NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 417): JOE SATRIANI of THE HEADCUTTERS II from ARUAK CITY
(Street Legal, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 265): SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 532): MANIC MARVELS (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 532): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 525): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 521): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 521): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 519): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 514): THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 483): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 475): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 465): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 213): BLOOD AND GUTS! (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 381): DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 369): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 167): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 417): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 532): REQUIEM of BALLAD OF THE BLADE (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 513): MAD MAX of I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 474): PARNIAN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 464): FLINT HILLS of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 212): COLLAPSED LUNG of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 166): SOLAR SISTER of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco)
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZORPUNT. MVP award for BOX JELLYFISH?
AUSSIE KILLERS' proud of him after beating TERI LARK and getting 19 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! TERI LARK's match with BOX JELLYFISH cost her a loss of 16
points! Was that a tear I saw in TENTACRUEL's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?
And wasn't KING BROWN SNAKE fit to be tied! Who was the wiseguy that said ZORPUNT's
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TENTACRUEL 4588 13 5 0 109 WATER DECK (459)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KING BROWN SNAKE 4635 13 12 0 88 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
BUBBA JONES 4621 19 11 0 87 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
BILL POOLE 4634 17 9 1 85 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INNY MEANIE 4656 9 4 0 63 MONEY PIT (475)
-TIGER SHARK 4575 9 10 0 58 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OMASTAR 4665 4 0 0 43 WATER DECK (459)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULTIMATE SIN 4659 8 5 0 33 MONEY PIT (475)
-VAPOREON 4613 3 3 0 31 WATER DECK (459)
TIRALEA FLETE 4697 2 0 0 26 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
MIKELA POOLE 4695 3 0 0 25 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOX JELLYFISH 4698 1 0 0 19 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-DEATH ADDER 4582 2 6 0 16 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
TERI LARK 4694 2 1 0 7 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-CLOYSTER 4666 0 1 0 7 WATER DECK (459)
TAIPAN 4696 0 1 0 2 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TRINA LARK 4615 15 14 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 GROX 4676 518 NOT REVE
MIKKI POOLE 4675 2 3 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 GIRK 4680 518 NOT REVE
X3 4657 0 1 0 MONEY PIT 475 BLACK ORC 412 522 NONE
X2 4658 0 1 0 MONEY PIT 475 SHEWISH GIANT 413 522 NONE
X 4655 0 1 0 MONEY PIT 475 SHEWISH GIANT 413 522 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
King Brown Snake -- Brown...kinda dull. Yes, okay, I already said that. But you
didn't do anything about it, so I thought maybe you didn't hear. Just trying to keep
you up to date, and to date, brown is Not In. -- Bill Poole
Veteran Mercenary, whoop-de-doo. I am so thrilled, I just can't express it. -- Bubba
Jones
Embezzling Scribe? I always hated math. Too much a "brain" thing. I'm a "muscles"
person. An athlete, you know? I don't have any use for this dumb "thinking" stuff.
-- Mikela Poole, possibly destined to be embezzled from but still not prepared to
learn to do it herself
Ack! Get away from me! -- Teri Lark
P.S. I'm a beggar-phobe.
Cheese, that wasn't much of a beginning for me. -- Tiralea Flete
Tiralea Flete -- Your first match, dear lady, is what we call a "gimme." Next time,
it will cost you. -- Finagis L'Banc, Financial Scribe
Teri Lark -- The enforcers from my guild will be calling on you. -- Kalzak Steeleye,
Beggar in Good Standing
Mikela Poole -- I would be glad to keep your financial records for you. You are such
a person as any accountant of my quality hopes for. -- Finagis L'Banc, Financial
Scribe
Ultimate Sin -- And just how, exactly, would you identify that sin, eh? Being a
"money pit" is not it. That's just good, dirty fun. But if you know some really,
really fun sin, let me know! -- Dahlak Krag, Voluntarily Present Orc
Inny Meanie -- It would help if you were to let me win some fights, you know. Then I
might make enough off the victor's purses to buy my way out of debt. -- Piatri, slave
of Arsanj of Fratsfa
Bubba Jones -- I consider the scorn with which you kicked sand in my face to be
unworthy of you. Or perhaps you are unworthy of me. But it was, in any case, a Bad
Thing to Do. -- Shiris Kularsin, Veteran of many Military Actions
P.S. Especially when I taught you TWO skills.
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
X3 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
X2 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
X was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
KING BROWN SNAKE was demolished by TENTACRUEL in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
BUBBA JONES was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's contest.
BILL POOLE savagely defeated INNY MEANIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
ULTIMATE SIN defeated CULT MEMBER in a 3 minute struggle.
TIRALEA FLETE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TERI LARK was defeated by BOX JELLYFISH in a 4 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
MIKELA POOLE won victory over TAIPAN in a 2 minute gruesome novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 24 - 11 - 6 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 522 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK TENTACRUEL 4588 13 5 0 109 WATER DECK (459)
LUNGING ATTACK KING BROWN SNAKE 4635 13 12 0 88 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
SLASHING ATTACK BILL POOLE 4634 17 9 1 85 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
AIMED BLOW INNY MEANIE 4656 9 4 0 63 MONEY PIT (475)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUBBA JONES 4621. The most popular warrior this
turn was BUBBA JONES 4621. The ten other most popular fighters were BILL POOLE 4634,
BOX JELLYFISH 4698, TERI LARK 4694, MIKELA POOLE 4695, TENTACRUEL 4588, INNY MEANIE
4656, TIRALEA FLETE 4697, TAIPAN 4696, X3 4657, and X2 4658.
The least popular fighter this week was ULTIMATE SIN 4659. The other ten least
popular fighters were KING BROWN SNAKE 4635, X 4655, X2 4658, X3 4657, TAIPAN 4696,
TIRALEA FLETE 4697, INNY MEANIE 4656, TENTACRUEL 4588, MIKELA POOLE 4695, and TERI
LARK 4694.