DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/16/2006 Duedate: 03/01/2006
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-524
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BUBBA JONES
KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4621) [21-11-0,100]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY POSITION IS EMPTY
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUBBA JONES MIKELA POOLE
KRILL CAVALRY (403) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4621) [21-11-0,100] (24-4695) [3-2-0,28]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MONEY PIT (475)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MONEY PIT (475) 44
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 10 MONEY PIT (475)
3. AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 1 Unchartered Team
4. WATER DECK (459) 0
VICTORIOUS II (280)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 WATER DECK (459) 81 45 4 64.3 1/ 2 MONEY PIT (475) 7 5 0
2/ 2 MONEY PIT (475) 23 13 0 63.9 2/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 7 8 0
3/ 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 129 123 4 51.2 3/ 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 2 4 0
4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 511 508 13 50.1 4- 4 WATER DECK (459) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 266): TOM SAWYER of SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 534): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 534): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 527): ZEBROE of THE ZOO (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 523): BUBBA JONES of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 523): MENTAL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 521): BOUNCER of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 516): ENCHANTED of CRYSTAL PALACE (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 485): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 477): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 467): VECORDIUS of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 214): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 383): ASSHE-MASTER of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 371): SABURO SAKAI of EMPIRE OF THE SUN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 168): SHAVED MONKEY of SECOND CHANCES (Papaiz, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 419): JOE SATRIANI of THE HEADCUTTERS II from ARUAK CITY
(Street Legal, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 266): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 534): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 534): THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 527): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 523): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 523): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 521): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 516): CRYSTAL PALACE (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 485): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 477): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 467): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 214): SILVER KNIGHTS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 383): ARADI RESORT & SPA (Lady Elysian, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 371): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 168): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 419): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 534): HALO of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
(turn 533): CALFSKIN of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 466): SOLARIS of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 383): KARATE WRECKER of THIEVES GUILD (Hombre, mgr.)
TSUNAMI of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
(turn 382): SPEEDY of THE MISGUIDED (?, mgr.)
SON OF BLOODLUST of 4000 BLOWS (ulnNay, mgr.)
DOONEUSHMUN of VOUGEOOT (Inferno, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 168): SHAVED MONKEY of SECOND CHANCES (Papaiz, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well! And a "Ho!" to you, King Brown Snake, too bad you were off your form
today, eh? At least, too bad for YOU. I liked it.
Bubba Jones
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ZORPUNT needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Like, KRILL CAVALRY
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by MONEY PIT! Way to go
MONEY PIT! MVP award for IRMEAN? MONEY PIT's proud of him after beating BOX
JELLYFISH and getting 17 points. Talk about yer major upsets! BOX JELLYFISH's match
with IRMEAN cost him a loss of 15 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being
unfair? I think BUBBA JONES should let KUNG-FU MASTER be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his
teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of KRILL CAVALRY must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you
guys know something that I don't? Is there some deep dark secret why MONEY PIT's
been avoiding KRILL CAVALRY so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like,
is BILL POOLE popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of ZORPUNT! He's
got a 18-10-1, is that good?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUBBA JONES 4621 21 11 0 100 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TENTACRUEL 4588 13 5 0 109 WATER DECK (459)
KING BROWN SNAKE 4635 14 13 0 100 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BILL POOLE 4634 18 10 1 84 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INNY MEANIE 4656 10 5 0 63 MONEY PIT (475)
-TIGER SHARK 4575 9 10 0 58 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OMASTAR 4665 4 0 0 43 WATER DECK (459)
ULTIMATE SIN 4659 10 5 0 40 MONEY PIT (475)
TIRALEA FLETE 4697 3 1 0 38 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VAPOREON 4613 3 3 0 31 WATER DECK (459)
MIKELA POOLE 4695 3 2 0 28 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRMEAN 4710 1 0 0 17 MONEY PIT (475)
-DEATH ADDER 4582 2 6 0 16 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
DO HICKEY 4709 1 0 0 14 MONEY PIT (475)
TERI LARK 4694 2 3 0 9 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
ABSORB ALL 4711 1 0 0 8 MONEY PIT (475)
-CLOYSTER 4666 0 1 0 7 WATER DECK (459)
BOX JELLYFISH 4698 1 1 0 4 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-TAIPAN 4696 0 1 0 2 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Inny Meanie -- Bad match for you, but that's the way the cookie cracks. Could be the
other way around next time. -- Bill Poole the Philosophical
P.S. The way you sucked up those skills is amazing. Must be a golem thing, huh?
Ultimate Sin -- What do you define as the "ultimate" sin, exactly? Something fun, I
hope? But probably not, as the really nasty, deep-running sins are all mean-spirited
things. Oh, well. -- Tiralea Flete
P.S. Besides, you're a golem. Do you even have free will to decide whether or not
to sin? Because if you don't have free will, it might be nasty, but I don't see how
it can be true sin. You have to have a choice.
It's iniquitous what the Userous Merchant wants to charge me for those skills! It
isn't as if I'd ASKED him for the skills. He FORCED them on me. He did, really! --
Mikela Poole
What is this, Standbys Victorious Day? I protest! I was doing it right, I WAS, and
the Mordant Deserter (wow, was my face red!) just up and DEFEATED me and made
insulting comments. Gods, I hate that. -- Teri Lark
Ed. -- That was my thought, since in fact there aren't any active mammals. But does
this team have a Human on it? Not so's you'd notice! -- Teri Lark
Maybe a good thing. Humans tend to be pretty sneaky. -- Ed.
Gilbo Shortaxe -- But I like "short" jokes. Sue me. -- Bubba Jones
30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate. Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance. His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all. Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KING BROWN SNAKE bested BILL POOLE in a 2 minute gruesome master's Challenge fight.
BUBBA JONES demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
INNY MEANIE won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brawl.
ULTIMATE SIN unbelievably bested MIKELA POOLE in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
TIRALEA FLETE won victory over FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
TERI LARK was overpowered by DO HICKEY in a 4 minute mismatched brawl.
BOX JELLYFISH was savagely defeated by IRMEAN in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
ABSORB ALL unbelievably bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute gruesome novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 24 - 11 - 6 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 524 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK BUBBA JONES 4621 21 11 0 100 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
LUNGING ATTACK KING BROWN SNAKE 4635 14 13 0 100 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
SLASHING ATTACK BILL POOLE 4634 18 10 1 84 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
AIMED BLOW INNY MEANIE 4656 10 5 0 63 MONEY PIT (475)
TOTAL PARRY ULTIMATE SIN 4659 10 5 0 40 MONEY PIT (475)
WALL OF STEEL TIRALEA FLETE 4697 3 1 0 38 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUBBA JONES 4621. The most popular warrior this
turn was MIKELA POOLE 4695. The ten other most popular fighters were KING BROWN
SNAKE 4635, BUBBA JONES 4621, TERI LARK 4694, BILL POOLE 4634, TIRALEA FLETE 4697,
IRMEAN 4710, INNY MEANIE 4656, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, DO HICKEY 4709, and BOX JELLYFISH
4698.
The least popular fighter this week was ABSORB ALL 4711. The other ten least popular
fighters were BOX JELLYFISH 4698, DO HICKEY 4709, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, INNY MEANIE
4656, IRMEAN 4710, TIRALEA FLETE 4697, BILL POOLE 4634, TERI LARK 4694, BUBBA JONES
4621, and KING BROWN SNAKE 4635.