DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/16/2006 Duedate: 03/29/2006
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-526
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BUBBA JONES
KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4621) [21-13-0,94]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BUBBA JONES POSITION IS EMPTY
KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4621) [21-13-0,94]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUBBA JONES TERI LARK
KRILL CAVALRY (403) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4621) [21-13-0,94] (24-4694) [2-5-0,11]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MONEY PIT (475)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 20
2. MONEY PIT (475) 5 MONEY PIT (475)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (403) -18 Unchartered Team
BAD MONKEYS (374)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MONEY PIT (475) 29 17 0 63.0 1/ 1 MONEY PIT (475) 11 4 0
2/ 2 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 133 123 4 52.0 2/ 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 5 1 0
3/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 514 515 13 50.0 3/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 5 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 267): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 536): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 536): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 529): BLIZZARD of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 525): KING BROWN SNAKE of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 525): RICK O'SHEA of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 523): WARBRIDE of VORTEX (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 518): STEINBACH of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 487): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 479): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 469): 8-BALL of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 215): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 385): FALCON XLI of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 373): ROADBLOCK of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 169): I OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 421): ZEBRAWOOD of ACTION TOYS from KATI-TEI (Papaiz, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 267): ORCISH IDIOMS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 536): LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 536): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 529): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 525): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 525): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 523): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 518): THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 487): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 479): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 469): CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 215): BLOOD AND GUTS! (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 385): CRAZY CREEPS (Crazy Creepster, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 373): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 169): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 420): THE LAST STRAW V (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 535): BIG LOU of MANIC MARVELS (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 528): BROOKS AND DUNN of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 525): KING BROWN SNAKE of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 525): RICK O'SHEA of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
(turn 524): MENTAL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 522): BOUNCER of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 469): VECORDIUS of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 384): ASSHE-MASTER of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
PRETTY BOY of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 168): SHAVED MONKEY of SECOND CHANCES (Papaiz, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly ZORPUNT games. TAIPAN caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested DO HICKEY and was awarded 10 points
in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, TAIPAN put down DO HICKEY,
causing him to lose 10 points of recognition in the process. Although BUBBA JONES
made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious KING
BROWN SNAKE. Heed this! A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week,
the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5 or 7!
Many and various are the arts of battle. In ZORPUNT "art" is a word that has
long since passed from the language! My inside sources tell me that the team to beat
in ZORPUNT these days is KRILL CAVALRY. At least, most blades in town are looking to
avoid them. If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find
any of MONEY PIT last week. Busy avoiding KRILL CAVALRY? Loose talk at the arena
has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after
TERI LARK. Watch your back!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! Perhaps even the strong cannot escape the vagaries
of this world. This week arena veteran BILL POOLE was slain, despite a 19-11-1
record. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune but sets
enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a
stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me!
Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise
are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUBBA JONES 4621 21 13 0 94 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INNY MEANIE 4656 11 6 0 66 MONEY PIT (475)
-TIGER SHARK 4575 9 10 0 58 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULTIMATE SIN 4659 12 5 0 47 MONEY PIT (475)
MIKELA POOLE 4695 5 2 0 40 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TIRALEA FLETE 4697 3 3 0 34 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRMEAN 4710 2 1 0 23 MONEY PIT (475)
TAIPAN 4696 2 1 0 21 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-DEATH ADDER 4582 2 6 0 16 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
ABSORB ALL 4711 2 1 0 12 MONEY PIT (475)
TERI LARK 4694 2 5 0 11 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
DO HICKEY 4709 2 1 0 8 MONEY PIT (475)
-BOX JELLYFISH 4698 1 1 0 4 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BILL POOLE 4634 19 11 1 KRILL CAVALRY 403 VENOMOUS CONCUBIN 407 526 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
King Brown Snake -- I am so totally glad that it's you and not me who has to (or at
least SHOULD) write a column this time. -- Bubba Jones
P.S. It's hard to think of anything to say, isn't it?
P.P.S. I suppose you could hiss.
Inny Meanie -- But not as mean as me, kiddo! -- Bill Poole
P.S. Actually, since you're a golem, can you be "mean" in the sense that is usually
meant? Willfully and intentionally, that is. Even if you're programmed to be
"mean," well, that's your programming and your designer at work, not you.
P.P.S. But it comes to the same thing for the people who encounter you.
Ultimate Sin -- Well, I'm shocked! Shocked and disappointed. And skeptical. I just
don't see how a sin can be "ultimate" if it doesn't include chocolate. Rich, dark,
bittersweet chocolate, yeah!
How can the Cult Member be Shewish if he's only five-foot-nine? Is it a shrinking
cult? Is it a secret society of bitter Shewish runts? It just doesn't make SENSE
to me, and I HATE it when things don't make sense. -- Mikela Poole
Do Hickey -- Your victory does NOT give you the right to do THAT, you sex-crazed
FIEND. You even TRY it again, and I'll bite and kick and scratch and scream and
tell everyone who comes running.... No, wait, people won't come running these days,
will they? Too many screams in dark alleys and shadowed doorways. Well, okay, then
I'll just do any kind of unfair damage I can, and you'd better believe that without
the stewards around to enforce the rules of "fair combat," I can do plenty. You
have been warned! -- Teri Lark
Ed. -- Well, we should ship them some new, non-Ozzie killers, just to make their
lives interesting. -- Teri Lark
Somehow I don't think they'd thank you. Things are interesting enough already,
even without lions and tigers! -- Ed.
Lord Protector King Brown Snake -- No, you can't have lands. What do you want lands
for? You're a snake. Be glad we don't kill you. -- Arenamaster Kai
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ABSORB ALL bested TERI LARK in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
KING BROWN SNAKE slimly won victory over BUBBA JONES in a 1 minute Title duel.
BILL POOLE was murdered by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
INNY MEANIE devastated TIRALEA FLETE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MIKELA POOLE defeated IRMEAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ULTIMATE SIN unbelievably bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a slow 15 minute duel.
TAIPAN viciously subdued DO HICKEY in a 5 minute bloody amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 6 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 9 - 2 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 526 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK BUBBA JONES 4621 21 13 0 94 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
AIMED BLOW INNY MEANIE 4656 11 6 0 66 MONEY PIT (475)
TOTAL PARRY ULTIMATE SIN 4659 12 5 0 47 MONEY PIT (475)
WALL OF STEEL MIKELA POOLE 4695 5 2 0 40 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUBBA JONES 4621. The most popular warrior this
turn was TERI LARK 4694. The ten other most popular fighters were BUBBA JONES 4621,
INNY MEANIE 4656, MIKELA POOLE 4695, IRMEAN 4710, ABSORB ALL 4711, BILL POOLE 4634,
TIRALEA FLETE 4697, TAIPAN 4696, DO HICKEY 4709, and ULTIMATE SIN 4659.
The least popular fighter this week was ULTIMATE SIN 4659. The other ten least
popular fighters were DO HICKEY 4709, TAIPAN 4696, TIRALEA FLETE 4697, BILL POOLE
4634, ABSORB ALL 4711, IRMEAN 4710, MIKELA POOLE 4695, INNY MEANIE 4656, BUBBA JONES
4621, and TERI LARK 4694.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BUBBA JONES (24-4621) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
KING BROWN SNAKE (24-4635) AUSSIE KILLERS (455)