DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/27/2006    Duedate: 05/10/2006

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-529

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

INNY MEANIE
MONEY PIT (475)
(24-4656) [14-6-0,87]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

INNY MEANIE                    POSITION IS EMPTY
MONEY PIT (475)                
(24-4656) [14-6-0,87]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

INNY MEANIE                    TIRALEA FLETE
MONEY PIT (475)                KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4656) [14-6-0,87]          (24-4697) [3-6-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MONEY PIT (475)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MONEY PIT (475)             50
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         12      MONEY PIT (475)
3. RESCUE RANGERS (342)        12      Unchartered Team
4. SWEET BLISS (441)            0
5. AUSSIE KILLERS (455)       -18      STRANGE BUT TRUE (325)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SWEET BLISS (441)          6   1  0 85.7   1/ 1 MONEY PIT (475)           9  3 0
 2/ 2 MONEY PIT (475)           38  20  0 65.5   2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       7  7 0
 3/ 0 RESCUE RANGERS (342)      14   8  0 63.6   3/ 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)      3  6 0
 4/ 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)     136 129  4 51.3   4/ 0 RESCUE RANGERS (342)      2  0 0
 5/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      521 522 13 50.0   5- 4*SWEET BLISS (441)         1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 269): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 539): JEREMIAH JAY COOKE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
                               Puerco, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 539): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): BIFF STREICHER of MEDIEVAL CHAOS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 528): INNY MEANIE of MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): BLOODSHED of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): BALTIMORE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): PASTOR PENTANE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 481): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 472): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 388): ONE-TIMER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): BOUNCING BEA of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 171): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 424): CRYSTAL FIREBLADE of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE from TARRGIR
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 269): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 539): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 539): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 528): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DI$C0MBU1@TED (Valamond, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 481): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 472): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): SILVER KNIGHTS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 388): SILENT WARRIORS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): THE SUN CULT (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 171): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 424): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 268): TOM SAWYER of SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 538): JO MOONCATCHER of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 532): ZEBROE of THE ZOO (Leeta, mgr.)
               (turn 531): BLIZZARD of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 528): BLOODSHED of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 526): BALTIMORE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 521): PASTOR PENTANE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 520): STEINBACH of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 490): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): TORMENT of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 387): HEADROCK of OGRES ARE US (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 376): HITCH HIKER of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZORPUNT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see ARTIMER FLETE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
IRMEAN beat TAIPAN and TAIPAN lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, ZORPUNT may be getting bland, as INNY MEANIE stays top 
dog in the city.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  
Where do they get this stuff?  From ZORPUNT's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  KRILL CAVALRY was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in 
this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was MONEY PIT.  Ha ha 
ha ha!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INNY MEANIE 4656             14   6  0    87       MONEY PIT (475)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONTY 3455                    5   2  0    72       RESCUE RANGERS (342)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTIMATE SIN 4659            14   5  0    60       MONEY PIT (475)
-PINK TACO 4287                6   1  0    58       SWEET BLISS (441)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIGER SHARK 4575             10  12  0    52       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
 MIKELA POOLE 4695             6   4  0    42       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 DALE 3458                     7   4  0    40       RESCUE RANGERS (342)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIRALEA FLETE 4697            3   6  0    31       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 BILL POOLE JR 4713            2   0  0    27       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 ABSORB ALL 4711               4   1  0    25       MONEY PIT (475)
 IRMEAN 4710                   3   3  0    25       MONEY PIT (475)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DO HICKEY 4709                3   2  0    19       MONEY PIT (475)
 TERI LARK 4694                4   6  0    18       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-ZIPPER 3459                   2   1  0    17       RESCUE RANGERS (342)
 ARTIMER FLETE 4714            1   1  0    17       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 TAIPAN 4696                   3   3  0    16       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-DEATH ADDER 4582              2   6  0    16       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
 TIGER SNAKE 4712              1   2  0     5       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-BOX JELLYFISH 4698            1   1  0     4       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Irmean -- Think of it this way, this is your punishment for pretending to be a Shew.
-- Teri Lark
P.S.  Try elevator shoes, they might help.
P.P.S.  And also to remind you that meanness does not pay.

Pink Taco -- FRUIT?  Are you INSANE? -- Tiralea Flete

Tiger Shark --If you bite off and swallow my head, I faithfully promise that I'll
chew on your liver. -- Mikela Poole

Tiger Snake -- That should have let me wear my Snake Boots.  Then I could have taken
you on with equanimity. -- Artimer Flete

(snigger) -- Bill Poole Jr

Ed. -- Do they also ban mimes? -- Teri Lark

     I hope so! -- Ed.

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INNY MEANIE slimly won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute Title fight.
MONTY devastated MIKELA POOLE in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
TIGER SHARK was luckily beaten by ULTIMATE SIN in a 2 minute bloody master's duel.
DALE luckily beat TIRALEA FLETE in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
TERI LARK was bested by ABSORB ALL in a 2 minute duel.
TAIPAN was savagely defeated by IRMEAN in a exciting 1 minute bloody struggle.
DO HICKEY overcame TIGER SNAKE in a 3 minute fight.
ARTIMER FLETE handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven melee.
BILL POOLE JR vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   4 -  0      81  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 529 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       INNY MEANIE 4656           14   6  0   87 MONEY PIT (475)
WALL OF STEEL    MONTY 3455                  5   2  0   72 RESCUE RANGERS (342)
TOTAL PARRY      ULTIMATE SIN 4659          14   5  0   60 MONEY PIT (475)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is INNY MEANIE 4656.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TIRALEA FLETE 4697.  The ten other most popular fighters were TERI LARK 
4694, IRMEAN 4710, TIGER SNAKE 4712, INNY MEANIE 4656, MONTY 3455, TIGER SHARK 4575, 
ULTIMATE SIN 4659, ARTIMER FLETE 4714, DALE 3458, and TAIPAN 4696.

The least popular fighter this week was MIKELA POOLE 4695.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BILL POOLE JR 4713, ABSORB ALL 4711, DO HICKEY 4709, TAIPAN 
4696, DALE 3458, ARTIMER FLETE 4714, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, TIGER SHARK 4575, MONTY 3455, 
and INNY MEANIE 4656.