DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/11/2006    Duedate: 05/24/2006

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-530

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

INNY MEANIE
MONEY PIT (475)
(24-4656) [15-6-0,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

INNY MEANIE                    POSITION IS EMPTY
MONEY PIT (475)                
(24-4656) [15-6-0,94]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

INNY MEANIE                    MIKELA POOLE
MONEY PIT (475)                KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4656) [15-6-0,94]          (24-4695) [7-4-0,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KRILL CAVALRY (403)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         24
2. AUSSIE KILLERS (455)        21      MONEY PIT (475)
3. MONEY PIT (475)              1      Unchartered Team
4. RESCUE RANGERS (342)         0
5. SWEET BLISS (441)            0       (149)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SWEET BLISS (441)          6   1  0 85.7   1/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       8  7 0
 2- 3 RESCUE RANGERS (342)      14   8  0 63.6   2/ 1 MONEY PIT (475)           7  5 0
 3/ 2 MONEY PIT (475)           39  24  0 61.9   3/ 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)      4  4 0
 4/ 4 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)     138 129  4 51.7   4- 4 RESCUE RANGERS (342)      2  0 0
 5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      525 523 13 50.1   5- 5*SWEET BLISS (441)         1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to MONEY PIT, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the KRILL CAVALRY 
stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for TIGER SHARK, who flew up 14 points in the 
rankings after mashing ULTIMATE SIN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was ULTIMATE SIN, who dropped 4 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with TIGER SHARK.  Our battling duelmaster INNY 
MEANIE has managed to hold the title, fending off CONVICTED ASSASSIN's none too 
subtle advances.  Better luck next time, ZORPUNT.  Can you believe they are paying me 
10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZORPUNT arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad KRILL CAVALRY?   Big bad KRILL CAVALRY.  
Big bad KRILL CAVALRY.  ZORPUNT's afraid of the big bad KRILL CAVALRY.  Tra la la la 
la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch MONEY PIT's act in the arena.  Those 
acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from KRILL CAVALRY.  Well dang howdy, but 
if challenges were votes, ULTIMATE SIN would be president.  Although it may be a 
contest it doesn't want to win.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INNY MEANIE 4656             15   6  0    94       MONEY PIT (475)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MONTY 3455                    5   2  0    72       RESCUE RANGERS (342)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIGER SHARK 4575             11  12  0    66       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-PINK TACO 4287                6   1  0    58       SWEET BLISS (441)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTIMATE SIN 4659            14   6  0    56       MONEY PIT (475)
 MIKELA POOLE 4695             7   4  0    48       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-DALE 3458                     7   4  0    40       RESCUE RANGERS (342)
 TIRALEA FLETE 4697            4   6  0    35       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILL POOLE JR 4713            3   0  0    32       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 ABSORB ALL 4711               4   2  0    25       MONEY PIT (475)
 ARTIMER FLETE 4714            2   1  0    25       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAIPAN 4696                   4   3  0    23       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
 IRMEAN 4710                   3   4  0    22       MONEY PIT (475)
 DO HICKEY 4709                3   3  0    20       MONEY PIT (475)
 TERI LARK 4694                4   7  0    19       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-ZIPPER 3459                   2   1  0    17       RESCUE RANGERS (342)
-DEATH ADDER 4582              2   6  0    16       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-TIGER SNAKE 4712              1   2  0     5       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-BOX JELLYFISH 4698            1   1  0     4       AUSSIE KILLERS (455)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start!  With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more!  Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th).  So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!

Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TIGER SHARK devastated ULTIMATE SIN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
INNY MEANIE demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory one-sided Title melee.
MIKELA POOLE viciously subdued ABSORB ALL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
IRMEAN was defeated by TIRALEA FLETE in a 2 minute bloody match.
BILL POOLE JR bested DO HICKEY in a 3 minute gory duel.
TERI LARK slimly lost to TAIPAN in a 3 minute bloody match.
ARTIMER FLETE overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 530 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       INNY MEANIE 4656           15   6  0   94 MONEY PIT (475)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ULTIMATE SIN 4659          14   6  0   56 MONEY PIT (475)
WALL OF STEEL    MIKELA POOLE 4695           7   4  0   48 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is INNY MEANIE 4656.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MIKELA POOLE 4695.  The ten other most popular fighters were BILL POOLE JR 
4713, TAIPAN 4696, ARTIMER FLETE 4714, TIGER SHARK 4575, INNY MEANIE 4656, TIRALEA 
FLETE 4697, TERI LARK 4694, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, ABSORB ALL 4711, and IRMEAN 4710.

The least popular fighter this week was DO HICKEY 4709.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were IRMEAN 4710, ABSORB ALL 4711, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, TERI LARK 4694, 
TIRALEA FLETE 4697, INNY MEANIE 4656, TIGER SHARK 4575, ARTIMER FLETE 4714, TAIPAN 
4696, and BILL POOLE JR 4713.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

INNY MEANIE (24-4656) MONEY PIT (475)