DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/06/2006 Duedate: 07/19/2006
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-534
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ULTIMATE SIN
MONEY PIT (475)
(24-4659) [17-7-0,88]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ULTIMATE SIN TAKES CREDIT
MONEY PIT (475) BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
(24-4659) [17-7-0,88] (24-4723) [3-1-1,45]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TIRALEA FLETE MIKELA POOLE
KRILL CAVALRY (403) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4697) [7-7-0,73] (24-4695) [10-5-0,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MONEY PIT (475)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 23
2. MONEY PIT (475) 8 MONEY PIT (475)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 0 Unchartered Team
4. AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 0
BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 7 1 1 87.5 1/ 1 MONEY PIT (475) 10 3 0
2/ 2 MONEY PIT (475) 53 28 1 65.4 2/ 2*BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 5 1 1
3- 3 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 139 133 4 51.1 3/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 4 6 0
4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 531 532 13 50.0 4- 4 AUSSIE KILLERS (455) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
And the Venomous Concubine, who has a secret admirer, contests for the title,
not that anyone would allow her to have it. Fortunately, the issue did not arise,
as I defeated her. But I cannot help feeling that this was a travesty.
Mikela Poole
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZORPUNT. MVP award for TAKES CREDIT?
BASH BROS. BOSS' proud of him after beating IRMEAN and getting 20 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! IRMEAN got smashed by TAKES CREDIT, and lost 18 points! And I
was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome
ULTIMATE SIN. Aren't MONEY PIT proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a
real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? KRILL CAVALRY was the most avoided team. Is a
531-532-13 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are MONEY PIT?
KRILL CAVALRY, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Like, is TERI LARK popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all
of ZORPUNT! She's got a 4-11-0, is that good?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Enough already! All I've heard lately is "Will KRILL CAVALRY Bloodfeud
IRMEAN of MONEY PIT to revenge BILL POOLE JR's death?" I mean, who cares? What if
they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULTIMATE SIN 4659 17 7 0 88 MONEY PIT (475)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIKELA POOLE 4695 10 5 0 81 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TIRALEA FLETE 4697 7 7 0 73 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TIGER SHARK 4575 11 15 0 52 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
TAKES CREDIT 4723 3 1 1 45 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
DO HICKEY 4709 6 4 0 44 MONEY PIT (475)
ABSORB ALL 4711 8 2 0 41 MONEY PIT (475)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAIPAN 4696 5 4 0 27 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
DOES NOTHING 4724 4 0 0 27 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
IRMEAN 4710 6 5 1 24 MONEY PIT (475)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERI LARK 4694 4 11 0 23 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-DEATH ADDER 4582 2 6 0 16 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-TIGER SNAKE 4712 1 2 0 5 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
-BOX JELLYFISH 4698 1 1 0 4 AUSSIE KILLERS (455)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BILL POOLE JR 4713 3 1 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 IRMEAN 4710 531
ARTIMER FLETE 4714 2 3 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 TAKES CREDIT 4723 532
X 4725 0 1 0 MONEY PIT 475 HIGH ELF 411 534 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Ghost of Artimer Flete -- I think your manager SHOULD bloodfeud. But that would
require your boss to actually do real work, huh? I guess not all bosses are good,
eh? But feel free to do your worst. I try and do mine.... -- Assurnasirbanipal,
manager of Bash Bros. Boss
P.S. Unfortunately, my pacifist tendencies don't apply in the early ranks and so I
can't rightly apologize for the kill. I don't necessarily like killing even in the
Inits and early Adepts, but I don't try and avoid it, either.
Ultimate Sin -- Oh, I know what THAT is, it's putting lots of sugar and STUFF
(especially peanut butter) into really good dark chocolate. -- Tiralea Flete
Absorb All -- If you need a day job, we could use you in the cellar. There seems to
be a problem down there, in the vicinity of the drains. -- Teri Lark
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
X was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DOES NOTHING bested TERI LARK in a 5 minute novice vs. expert upset Challenge duel.
TAKES CREDIT demolished IRMEAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MIKELA POOLE was unbelievably bested by ULTIMATE SIN in a 3 minute Title contest.
TIRALEA FLETE demolished DO HICKEY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
ABSORB ALL outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiresome 14 minute struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 8 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 534 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ULTIMATE SIN 4659 17 7 0 88 MONEY PIT (475)
WALL OF STEEL MIKELA POOLE 4695 10 5 0 81 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
BASHING ATTACK TAKES CREDIT 4723 3 1 1 45 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TIRALEA FLETE 4697. The most popular warrior this
turn was MIKELA POOLE 4695. The ten other most popular fighters were TERI LARK 4694,
TIRALEA FLETE 4697, TAKES CREDIT 4723, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, IRMEAN 4710, DO HICKEY
4709, X 4725, DOES NOTHING 4724, ABSORB ALL 4711, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was ABSORB ALL 4711. The other ten least popular
fighters were DOES NOTHING 4724, X 4725, DO HICKEY 4709, IRMEAN 4710, ULTIMATE SIN
4659, TAKES CREDIT 4723, TIRALEA FLETE 4697, TERI LARK 4694, MIKELA POOLE 4695, and
0.