DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/17/2006 Duedate: 08/30/2006
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-537
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ULTIMATE SIN
MONEY PIT (475)
(24-4659) [19-8-0,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ULTIMATE SIN PINK TACO
MONEY PIT (475) SWEET BLISS (441)
(24-4659) [19-8-0,101] (24-4287) [7-1-0,87]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TIRALEA FLETE TIRALEA FLETE
KRILL CAVALRY (403) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4697) [9-8-0,90] (24-4697) [9-8-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MONEY PIT (475)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SWEET BLISS (441) 29
2. 071406C (484) 21 MONEY PIT (475)
3. MONEY PIT (475) 16 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 0
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403) -12 071406C (484)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*071406C (484) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 MONEY PIT (475) 10 4 0
2/ 0*SWEET BLISS (441) 7 1 0 87.5 2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 7 7 1
3- 1*BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 8 2 1 80.0 3/ 0*071406C (484) 1 0 0
4/ 2 MONEY PIT (475) 63 32 1 66.3 4/ 0*SWEET BLISS (441) 1 0 0
5/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 538 539 14 50.0 5- 3*BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt ZORPUNT will ever be the same. And let's see, PINK TACO fought MIKELA POOLE
and gained 29 points and contributed to SWEET BLISS' 1-0-0. MIKELA POOLE has lost to
PINK TACO, falling 23 points, while helping make KRILL CAVALRY a 1-4-0 turn. The
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and ULTIMATE SIN remains ZORPUNT's
top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Dripping Blade until they win.
Maybe?
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. I also notice that the KRILL CAVALRY stable was the most
avoided team this turn. Come on ZORPUNT, what are you afraid of? And guess who
avoided KRILL CAVALRY stable the most? Believe it or not, it was MONEY PIT. Anyone
surprised?
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Is it really true that ZORPUNT has
more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your
swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in ZORPUNT again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULTIMATE SIN 4659 19 8 0 101 MONEY PIT (475)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIRALEA FLETE 4697 9 8 0 90 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
PINK TACO 4287 7 1 0 87 SWEET BLISS (441)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIKELA POOLE 4695 11 7 0 65 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
DO HICKEY 4709 9 4 0 57 MONEY PIT (475)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRMEAN 4710 9 5 1 56 MONEY PIT (475)
ABSORB ALL 4711 10 3 0 52 MONEY PIT (475)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723 3 2 1 41 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-POOP SLINGER 4478 3 2 0 33 LOOK OUT!! (460)
TERI LARK 4694 4 14 0 32 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-DOES NOTHING 4724 5 0 0 31 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
LOREN POOLE 4726 3 0 0 24 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
A. MONK, P.I. 4732 1 0 0 21 071406C (484)
TRAVIS T FLETE 4728 1 1 1 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
HOLY MOLY 4727 0 2 0 2 MONEY PIT (475)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Ultimate Sin -- At last I succumb, and it is sooo good. Rich, dark, semi-sweet
chocolate.... Waiting just makes it better. -- Mikela Poole
P.S. Waiting within reason, that is. Not TOO much waiting.
Shiris Kularsin, Veteran of many Military Actions -- Er, that IS the correct way to
address you, right? Thank you for the skills. I will use them well. -- Tiralea
Flete
Do Hickey -- Ah...I see it now. This "do hickey" of yours is an attempt to build the
Better Mousetrap, yes? Well, good luck. -- Teri Lark
Holy Moly? -- An, I know what that is! Wild garlic, sure defense against malign
spells. And given that you're also a seven-foot Shew, against a LOT of malign
spells. Very good stuff. -- Loren Poole
P.S. I'll take mine with basil and butter and put it on a breadstick, okay?
Hey! Nobody told me I'd have to fight a thief! A convicted thief, at that--it's
PROVEN on him. So...it would be okay if I got really tough, right? Good. -- Travis
T Flete
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ULTIMATE SIN unbelievably bested TIRALEA FLETE in a 3 minute Title fight.
MIKELA POOLE was demolished by PINK TACO in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ABSORB ALL luckily beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody duel.
DO HICKEY defeated TERI LARK in a 3 minute fight.
IRMEAN subdued FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute master vs. beginner competition.
TRAVIS T FLETE was overpowered by A. MONK, P.I. in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LOREN POOLE devastated HOLY MOLY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 10 - 1 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 2 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 18 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 537 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ULTIMATE SIN 4659 19 8 0 101 MONEY PIT (475)
WALL OF STEEL TIRALEA FLETE 4697 9 8 0 90 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
LUNGING ATTACK PINK TACO 4287 7 1 0 87 SWEET BLISS (441)
BASHING ATTACK IRMEAN 4710 9 5 1 56 MONEY PIT (475)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TIRALEA FLETE 4697. The most popular warrior this
turn was TIRALEA FLETE 4697. The ten other most popular fighters were TERI LARK
4694, PINK TACO 4287, DO HICKEY 4709, IRMEAN 4710, A. MONK, P.I. 4732, LOREN POOLE
4726, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, ABSORB ALL 4711, MIKELA POOLE 4695, and TRAVIS T FLETE 4728.
The least popular fighter this week was HOLY MOLY 4727. The other ten least popular
fighters were TRAVIS T FLETE 4728, MIKELA POOLE 4695, ABSORB ALL 4711, ULTIMATE SIN
4659, LOREN POOLE 4726, A. MONK, P.I. 4732, IRMEAN 4710, DO HICKEY 4709, PINK TACO
4287, and TERI LARK 4694.