DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/31/2006    Duedate: 09/13/2006

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-538

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ULTIMATE SIN
MONEY PIT (475)
(24-4659) [20-8-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ULTIMATE SIN                   POOP SLINGER
MONEY PIT (475)                LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4659) [20-8-0,104]         (24-4478) [4-2-0,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TIRALEA FLETE                  EX-GIRLFRIEND
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4697) [9-9-0,90]           (24-4618) [2-0-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MONEY PIT (475)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LOOK OUT!! (460)            38
2. PHISH 5! (463)              22      MONEY PIT (475)
3. MONEY PIT (475)              6      Unchartered Team
4. 071406C (484)                3
5. SWEET BLISS (441)            0      071406C (484)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*071406C (484)              2   0  0  100   1/ 1 MONEY PIT (475)          10  5 1
 2- 2*SWEET BLISS (441)          7   1  0 87.5   2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       5 10 1
 3/ 0*LOOK OUT!! (460)          14   7  1 66.7   3/ 3*071406C (484)             2  0 0
 4/ 4 MONEY PIT (475)           66  34  2 66.0   4/ 0*LOOK OUT!! (460)          2  1 0
 5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      539 543 14 49.8   5- 4*SWEET BLISS (441)         1  0 0
 6/ 0*PHISH 5! (463)             2   4  0 33.3   6/ 0*PHISH 5! (463)            1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of ZORPUNT.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  LOOK OUT!! had 
cause to celebrate, after POOP SLINGER got 23 points by beating ABSORB ALL.  Win 
some, lose some.  Speaking of which, POOP SLINGER was winsome, after beating ABSORB 
ALL and seeing him lose 14 points.  TIRALEA FLETE found out that ZORPUNT isn't a 
democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in 
ZORPUNT is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it 
works.   
     And how sociable are ZORPUNT's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in KRILL CAVALRY are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need 
to avoid 'em.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of MONEY PIT, so did 
that sorry team shy from KRILL CAVALRY If challenges were horses, TRAVIS T FLETE 
could open up a fast food joint!  As a confidence booster, A. MONK, P.I. challenged 
TRAVIS T FLETE, down 16 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, 
A. MONK, P.I.?  A. MONK, P.I. beat TRAVIS T FLETE with a point difference of 16.  So 
this is what ZORPUNT calls a duel.  This will make an interesting tale.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A 
certain tavern in ZORPUNT would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in ZORPUNT is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I 
now bid ZORPUNT farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTIMATE SIN 4659            20   8  0   104       MONEY PIT (475)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIRALEA FLETE 4697            9   9  0    90       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-PINK TACO 4287                7   1  0    87       SWEET BLISS (441)
 MIKELA POOLE 4695            12   7  0    71       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRMEAN 4710                  10   5  2    62       MONEY PIT (475)
 DO HICKEY 4709                9   5  0    58       MONEY PIT (475)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOP SLINGER 4478             4   2  0    56       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 OOZING SORE 4482              4   1  1    40       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 ABSORB ALL 4711              10   4  0    38       MONEY PIT (475)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618            2   0  0    31       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 MOLLY MERMAID 4509            2   1  0    29       PHISH 5! (463)
 TERI LARK 4694                4  15  0    27       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-HERPES 4479                   3   1  0    24       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 A. MONK, P.I. 4732            2   0  0    24       071406C (484)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLY MOLY 4727                1   2  0    12       MONEY PIT (475)
 LOREN POOLE 4726              3   1  0    10       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 TRAVIS T FLETE 4728           1   2  1     6       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 PIPEFISH PETE 4506            0   2  0     2       PHISH 5! (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 399      0  1 0   1                   IRMEAN 4710           538 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ultimate Sin -- No, not chocolate, as Mikela insists, or at least, not MAINLY 
chocolate.  The main thing should be a really good book, the kind, when you finish it 
and look up, it's dawn, and you didn't notice that you'd been up reading all night.  
That is the ULTIMATE sin. -- Tiralea Flete
P.S.  Although I can think of some others that come close.

Pink Taco -- What!?!  You put TOMATOES in that?  Gods, have you no shame? -- Mikela 
Poole

Do Hickey -- You know, that's going to be hard to explain. -- Teri Lark
P.S.  Amazing that you could do it right through my armor.

071406c 4732 -- A bunch of numbers is all a golem needs for identification, right? -- 
Travis T Flete

Holy Moly!  I won! -- Loren Poole
P.S.  Okay, so I've won before.  It's always a pleasant surprise when it happens 
again.

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light.  Another VC lackey?  What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements.  It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed!  I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can
easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106.  I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!!  Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A. MONK, P.I. viciously subdued TRAVIS T FLETE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ULTIMATE SIN unbelievably bested TIRALEA FLETE in a 2 minute gory Title match.
DO HICKEY was viciously subdued by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute brawl.
MIKELA POOLE overpowered OOZING SORE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ABSORB ALL was devastated by POOP SLINGER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
IRMEAN executed FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TERI LARK was defeated by EX-GIRLFRIEND in a action packed 4 minute melee.
LOREN POOLE was vanquished by MOLLY MERMAID in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PIPEFISH PETE was overpowered by HOLY MOLY in a 2 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  13 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   9 -  3      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  18 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 538 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ULTIMATE SIN 4659          20   8  0  104 MONEY PIT (475)
WALL OF STEEL    MIKELA POOLE 4695          12   7  0   71 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
BASHING ATTACK   IRMEAN 4710                10   5  2   62 MONEY PIT (475)
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP SLINGER 4478           4   2  0   56 LOOK OUT!! (460)
LUNGING ATTACK   OOZING SORE 4482            4   1  1   40 LOOK OUT!! (460)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TIRALEA FLETE 4697.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618.  The ten other most popular fighters were POOP SLINGER 
4478, TERI LARK 4694, A. MONK, P.I. 4732, TIRALEA FLETE 4697, MOLLY MERMAID 4509, 
TRAVIS T FLETE 4728, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, MIKELA POOLE 4695, PIPEFISH PETE 4506, and DO 
HICKEY 4709.

The least popular fighter this week was LOREN POOLE 4726.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ABSORB ALL 4711, HOLY MOLY 4727, IRMEAN 4710, OOZING SORE 4482, 
DO HICKEY 4709, PIPEFISH PETE 4506, MIKELA POOLE 4695, ULTIMATE SIN 4659, TRAVIS T 
FLETE 4728, and MOLLY MERMAID 4509.