DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/14/2006 Duedate: 09/27/2006
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-539
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MIKELA POOLE
KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4695) [13-7-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MIKELA POOLE POOP SLINGER
KRILL CAVALRY (403) LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4695) [13-7-0,103] (24-4478) [4-3-0,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TIRALEA FLETE OOZING SORE
KRILL CAVALRY (403) LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4697) [10-9-0,92] (24-4482) [5-1-1,50]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MONEY PIT (475)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 41
2. BORN LOSERS (241) 27 MONEY PIT (475)
3. 071406C (484) 13 Unchartered Team
4. LOOK OUT!! (460) 12
5. SWEET BLISS (441) 0 071406C (484)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*071406C (484) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1 MONEY PIT (475) 8 7 1
2- 2*SWEET BLISS (441) 7 1 0 87.5 2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 6 9 0
3/ 3*LOOK OUT!! (460) 16 8 1 66.7 3/ 4*LOOK OUT!! (460) 4 2 0
4/ 4 MONEY PIT (475) 67 38 2 63.8 4/ 3*071406C (484) 3 0 0
5/ 0 BORN LOSERS (241) 123 80 12 60.6 5- 5*SWEET BLISS (441) 1 0 0
6/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 543 544 14 50.0 6- 6*PHISH 5! (463) 1 1 0
7- 6*PHISH 5! (463) 2 4 0 33.3 7/ 0 BORN LOSERS (241) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt ZORPUNT will ever be the same. The KRILL CAVALRY guild has had a 4-1-0 turn
and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing
can lead. And let's see, CUTTER CRITES fought EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and gained 20 points
and contributed to BORN LOSERS' 1-4-0. And all eyes were on MIKELA POOLE this turn
as she ascended to the throne of Duelmaster. ZORPUNT has a new victor! By the way,
was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The
Swinging Aardvark?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the KRILL CAVALRY stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on ZORPUNT, what are you afraid of? And
guess who avoided KRILL CAVALRY stable the most? Believe it or not, it was MONEY
PIT. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was LOOK OUT!!'s
warrior OOZING SORE. More fighters challenged it than challenged the Duelmaster! In
a brave attempt, HOLY MOLY from MONEY PIT challenged up 19 points to fight
EX-GIRLFRIEND from the LOOK OUT!! stable. HOLY MOLY perhaps got its just desserts,
seeing as it was bested by EX-GIRLFRIEND and ended up with 13 recognition points.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. A brave warrior does not carry a
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your
swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in ZORPUNT again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIKELA POOLE 4695 13 7 0 103 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIRALEA FLETE 4697 10 9 0 92 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PINK TACO 4287 7 1 0 87 SWEET BLISS (441)
ULTIMATE SIN 4659 20 9 0 77 MONEY PIT (475)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRMEAN 4710 10 6 2 65 MONEY PIT (475)
DO HICKEY 4709 10 5 0 63 MONEY PIT (475)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOP SLINGER 4478 4 3 0 56 LOOK OUT!! (460)
OOZING SORE 4482 5 1 1 50 LOOK OUT!! (460)
ABSORB ALL 4711 10 5 0 39 MONEY PIT (475)
A. MONK, P.I. 4732 3 0 0 37 071406C (484)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618 3 0 0 33 LOOK OUT!! (460)
-MOLLY MERMAID 4509 2 1 0 29 PHISH 5! (463)
TERI LARK 4694 4 16 0 28 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-HERPES 4479 3 1 0 24 LOOK OUT!! (460)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUTTER CRITES 4739 1 0 0 20 BORN LOSERS (241)
LOREN POOLE 4726 4 1 0 13 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
HOLY MOLY 4727 1 3 0 13 MONEY PIT (475)
TRAVIS T FLETE 4728 2 2 1 9 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-PIPEFISH PETE 4506 0 2 0 2 PHISH 5! (463)
BLAGG BROWBEATER 4741 0 1 0 1 BORN LOSERS (241)
BIG ERN 4742 0 1 0 1 BORN LOSERS (241)
THE SHRIEKER 4740 0 1 0 1 BORN LOSERS (241)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JONK 4743 0 1 0 BORN LOSERS 241 SHEWISH GIANT 413 539 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
A. Monk, P.I. -- Well, you have to realize that I hate you? I could just TELL, right
from the beginning, that you were out to GET me. And I hate it when that happens. --
Travis T Flete
P.S. Which you definitely did. I have seldom been got so, uh, strongly.
Ultimate Sin -- Yeah, but it's so much FUN. -- Tiralea Flete
Oozing Sore -- That's just disgusting. -- Mikela Poole
Ex-Girlfriend -- Quite right! Get him, and get him good. -- Teri Lark
Molly Mermaid -- But...I'm allergic to fish! And also to phish. -- Loren Poole
26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light. Another VC lackey? What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements. It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed! I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can
easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106. I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!! Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm
4 September 2006
Civil War/The Crusades
The next edition of the Civil War series is to be held in Tobir, arena 14, beginning
November 25th with a round where all participating managers must DA all 5 of their
warriors; in addition all warriors must be prefixed with an A an F or a D in the
following manner: A-Broke Stroker or (A) Broke Stroker. Names simply beginning with
the letter of your federation will NOT count as properly prefixed! Existing teams
are welcome but no warrior who survives the DA who had prior Fight Experience (arena
or tourney) will be allowed to score or challenge into the contest teams. There will
be an equal number of teams set up for each of the three factions (Andorian, Free
Blades, and Delarquan) to create sides as equal as possible. This along with the DA
round should set up pretty equal footing for all managers. After the DA there will
be another round where you can either DA again or fight your new, or surviving,
warriors so they will be set up to challenge an opponent beginning on round 1. So as
a recap DA round, turn 0, then turn 1 it begins with the following rules:
The Civil War to be held in arena 14.
- The contest runs for 10-28 turns (barring ties).
- No tourney participation allowed. Teams with warriors participating in any
tournament are disqualified.
- An even number of teams per faction worked out by the Faction Leaders. No later
substitutions are allowed.
- If a manager brings in a second team and challenges into the contest he is DQ'd and
his side will fight one team short!
- Three factions will be participating: Andorian, Delarquan, Free Blades
- Everyone prefixes their warrior with A-, F-, or D- (No prefix = disqualification of
the warrior)
- Turn DA: (The DA Round) November 25, 2006. Every warrior must DA. (Warriors not
DA'd on Turn 0 are disqualified)
- Turn 0: December 9th, 2006. There will be no scoring this turn it is meant to
allow for challenges on turn 1.
- Turn 1+: Scoring as detailed below
- Each team gets 1 point for defeating a warrior from an opposing team.
- Fights against warriors on your team do not generate points in any situation.
- The team with the most points each turn gets a Battle Point (if there is a tie for
the most points then no Battle Points are accrued)
- The first team to 10 Battle Points wins the war
- Managers of teams on the winning side each receive a +1 bonus potion to be used on
a warrior on their contest team. This must be applied within a month of the
conclusion of the contest and the team must have been active on the last turn of
the contest.
Anyone wishing to participate, and feels they can probably stick around for the
duration (don't want to handicap a side, of course unforeseeable events cannot be
planned for), should either diplo me at THE DEATH SQUAD(63) in Tobir (arena 14) or
place a personal ad in the arena. You may also contact me via the Duel2.com boards!
Let me know which faction you would like to fight for! This contest is intended to
be open to ALL managers wishing to pit themselves against each other to try and
determine which faction has the best managers! -- Street Legal
14 September 2006
I am back in the arena and thinking back to those days in 1984 where I was a
novice and clueless manager.
Now, 22 years later it looks like I am an ancient and once again clueless
manager.
I am looking to recover some old warriors. Since none of them are Aimed Blows,
they are no threat to win anything. I just want to see how they turned out.
The Couatl 2-17
Madam Butterfly 20-701
Gypsy Moth 20-703
King Crab 21-1
Priestess Python 26-1388
Please contact me at DekeYoung@Comcast.net if you know about any of these ancient
warriors, or just want to bs about the old, old, old times.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JONK was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ABSORB ALL was viciously subdued by OOZING SORE in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
A. MONK, P.I. overpowered TERI LARK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
HOLY MOLY was savagely defeated by EX-GIRLFRIEND in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ULTIMATE SIN was vanquished by MIKELA POOLE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TIRALEA FLETE overcame IRMEAN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DO HICKEY slimly won victory over POOP SLINGER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
LOREN POOLE defeated THE SHRIEKER in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
TRAVIS T FLETE defeated BLAGG BROWBEATER in a 6 minute gory beginner's match.
BIG ERN was defeated by PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's match.
CUTTER CRITES devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 16 - 1 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 3 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 539 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MIKELA POOLE 4695 13 7 0 103 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TOTAL PARRY ULTIMATE SIN 4659 20 9 0 77 MONEY PIT (475)
BASHING ATTACK IRMEAN 4710 10 6 2 65 MONEY PIT (475)
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 4478 4 3 0 56 LOOK OUT!! (460)
LUNGING ATTACK OOZING SORE 4482 5 1 1 50 LOOK OUT!! (460)
AIMED BLOW A. MONK, P.I. 4732 3 0 0 37 071406C (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TIRALEA FLETE 4697. The most popular warrior this
turn was OOZING SORE 4482. The ten other most popular fighters were POOP SLINGER
4478, EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618, BLAGG BROWBEATER 4741, BIG ERN 4742, MIKELA POOLE 4695,
LOREN POOLE 4726, A. MONK, P.I. 4732, TIRALEA FLETE 4697, IRMEAN 4710, and DO HICKEY
4709.
The least popular fighter this week was TRAVIS T FLETE 4728. The other ten least
popular fighters were HOLY MOLY 4727, ABSORB ALL 4711, JONK 4743, ULTIMATE SIN 4659,
TERI LARK 4694, CUTTER CRITES 4739, THE SHRIEKER 4740, DO HICKEY 4709, IRMEAN 4710,
and TIRALEA FLETE 4697.