DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/01/2007 Duedate: 02/14/2007 ZORPUNT ARENA DM-24 TURN-549 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS A. MONK, P.I. 071406C (484) (24-4732) [10-1-0,126] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader A. MONK, P.I. POSITION IS EMPTY 071406C (484) (24-4732) [10-1-0,126] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite TERI LARK A. MONK, P.I. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 071406C (484) (24-4694) [11-19-0,81] (24-4732) [10-1-0,126] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM KRILL CAVALRY (403) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 6 2. 071406C (484) 6 071406C (484) 3. LOOK OUT!! (460) 0 Unchartered Team 4. RESCUE RANGERS (342) 0 AXIS & ALLIES (375) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 071406C (484) 10 1 0 90.9 1/ 0 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 10 5 0 2- 2*LOOK OUT!! (460) 21 8 1 72.4 2- 3*LOOK OUT!! (460) 2 0 0 3- 3 RESCUE RANGERS (342) 16 11 0 59.3 3/ 4 071406C (484) 2 0 0 4/ 0 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 582 555 16 51.2 4- 5 RESCUE RANGERS (342) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Much has changed in ZORPUNT since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. What's with A. MONK, P.I.? It actually beat KRILL CAVALRY's TERI LARK, and walked away with 6 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at 071406C while they watched A. MONK, P.I. clobber TERI LARK. She lost 4 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. I'm sure ZORPUNT is excited about A. MONK, P.I., the new Duelmaster from 071406C. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting! If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters don't accept this. The best do. Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty. Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME A. MONK, P.I. 4732 10 1 0 126 071406C (484) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MONTY 3455 7 3 0 92 RESCUE RANGERS (342) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TERI LARK 4694 11 19 0 81 KRILL CAVALRY (403) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LOREN POOLE 4726 12 3 0 66 KRILL CAVALRY (403) -POOP SLINGER 4478 5 3 0 66 LOOK OUT!! (460) -OOZING SORE 4482 7 1 1 61 LOOK OUT!! (460) KERMAN JONES 4745 4 0 0 58 KRILL CAVALRY (403) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TRAVIS T FLETE 4728 10 4 2 55 KRILL CAVALRY (403) -EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618 5 0 0 52 LOOK OUT!! (460) -DALE 3458 7 6 0 41 RESCUE RANGERS (342) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MIRESSEA POOLE 4744 6 1 1 24 KRILL CAVALRY (403) -HERPES 4479 3 1 0 24 LOOK OUT!! (460) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ZIPPER 3459 2 1 0 17 RESCUE RANGERS (342) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS Ultimate Sin -- Whew! That was CLOSE, I might've ended up with the column to write. I don't think I could have managed that today, due to various factors such as a serious disinclination to do any such thing. So...there I am, saved by chocolate because nothing is more sinfully delicious than rich dark chocolate) (although some things are equally sinfully delicious, of course). -- Teri Lark Do Hickey -- Today, it's Don't Hickey. After all, hickeys are unsightly. They allow cats to creep out of bags, to the embarrassment of many. They are, generally, undesirable. So take a tip and Don't Hickey. -- Loren Poole Ha! Kusster, the Dangerous Criminal, falls before my blade! Or under my blade, to be more precise. Or as a result of his furious and futile activity. You know, he's a tough customer. I broke his weapon in the first minute, EARLY in the first minute, he hit me several times with his fists, well, at least he tried twice, but I dodged one and parried the other, and then he drew his backup and hit me lots more, no joke, and didn't finally collapse until the end of a long second minute. What a teammate he would make! But as it is, there was nothing for it but to clip off a lock of his long blond hair (he's Fratsfan) and walk away while the crowd cheered my prowess. -- Travis T Flete Absorb All -- I bet if I really tried, I could think of SOMETHING you couldn't absorb. Depending on how you're doing the absorbing, of course. Like a sponge? Bet you couldn't absorb a mudslide! -- Kerman Jones Holy Moly -- A neutered giant? No wonder you have problems. I may not LIKE a bunch of testosterone running around in a large male body, but it DOES enhance certain attributes. -- Miressea Poole Looshus J. Kittson, Convicted Thief -- Everybody makes excuses. -- Miressea Poole 24 January 2007 The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus. We propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena. This would not impact the top rankings or title match. Any managers who never got his fill or shot at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option. We believe it might spark some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers. If interested, speak up in the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know. This could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated. What say you, managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends.... 29 January 2007 HDFA Mission Statement "Show me the money!" This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals: The High Dolla' Free Agent$. We are not a tough guy alliance: No...we offer no battle without reward. We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that follow. We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to obtain our currency. No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders, only a few objectives: 1) Win as often as possible 2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the victory the more we celebrate. Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged. Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities. It is important to let your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own alliance mates know how great you are. This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate you. If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more prestigious one. Current members of the HDFA include: CFH and Abraxis. Inquires can be directed to: CFH/Rat Salad DM 47 LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS A. MONK, P.I. devastated TERI LARK in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. LOREN POOLE vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven battle. KERMAN JONES demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight. TRAVIS T FLETE outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a 7 minute veteran vs. novice contest. MIRESSEA POOLE was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 19 - 3 - 0 86 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 7 - 0 68 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 21 - 2 46 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 549 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW A. MONK, P.I. 4732 10 1 0 126 071406C (484) TOTAL PARRY TRAVIS T FLETE 4728 10 4 2 55 KRILL CAVALRY (403) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is TERI LARK 4694. The most popular warrior this turn was A. MONK, P.I. 4732. The ten other most popular fighters were LOREN POOLE 4726, KERMAN JONES 4745, MIRESSEA POOLE 4744, TERI LARK 4694, TRAVIS T FLETE 4728, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was TRAVIS T FLETE 4728. The other ten least popular fighters were TERI LARK 4694, MIRESSEA POOLE 4744, KERMAN JONES 4745, LOREN POOLE 4726, A. MONK, P.I. 4732, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.